>>516074226
2 more weeks, trust the plan.
>>516074103 (OP)
Styx was never a real pirate. I haven't seen him steal a single movie or video game, free gaming laptop addiction aside.
The pirate thing was just his sexual roleplay with the gay owl that visits him every night to draw pictures with the first letters of things he wants to happen and masturbate on them, because he felt inspired by "The Secret" that he read on the Internet Archive after everyone else tossed that book in the garbage to go read "The Da Vinci Code".
*Dabbing now* include this in the screeencap when the truth comes out!