Thread 516090805

Yuge happening. Spic find a rock that fell from the sky. (Maybe fell from a UFO)It's been growing and now its fucking huge. What is it!?

https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7550089606444731704

>>516090805 (OP)
Reminder that if you are an adult that watches short form content such as tiktok videos, you are likely sub 100 IQ and should commit suicide.

>>516090944
This is just where the spic uploaded it. Shits gonna grow into the slime alien from Star Trek, MIB otw.

>>516090991
But how did you find it?

>>516091053
his lower iq friend showed him. calling it

>>516091053
I found it on X. I follow UFO accounts from south america. there isnt a glowie state there so people find weird shit.

>>516091182
I see, not quite as bad as tiktok but still not ideal.

I dont have and will never have a tiktok
Go back there if you love it so much

you can shill your gay channels all you want nobody is going to go there post webm or fuck right off retard

>>516090872
What the fuck is that

>>516090805 (OP)
cool art project, pedro.

>>516091437
LOL that's what I said, in this video it makes sounds.

https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7550089606444731704

Kill it with fire now

>>516091727
BRO IT HAS AN INNER EYE!

>>516091437
a fake

Is the strayan remote viewer here? Could tell us if it's real or fake&gay

Is this some kind of hoax? New animal discovery? Mutation?

There's many more videos on this account but I can't click them please link them or upload webmds or something

>>516092600
Some say it's a fungus, I dunno...

Nevermind I found the videos on youtube, it seems like it's some deep sea creature that he spray painted black

>>516090805 (OP)
>>516090872
I've seen creepier pastas. This is some art project. Alien life exists though and in many forms. The universe is conscious and weaves vehicles to carry said consciousness. The ideal host planets are just too far apart now for it to ever be viable to visit each other. Sorry we were born in the wrong billion year era for that.

>>516093653
So what is it? Explain the WEBM.

niggerfaggot slide thread

>>516093926
who knows? prove it's what he and you're claiming it to be

>>516094397
Well the video isn't AI, I can tell you that. If this thing is real imagine if nobody would of found it and it turned into a resident evil organism taking over a whole forest!

Looks like the carbon nanotube teslaphoresis shit the jabbies were injected with. Invasion of the body snatchers type event soon?

>>516094893
KEK we are fucked. This organism appears to exhibit rapid growth with no need for food and we don't know if there is a "limit", to how big it could get, what if only one cell gets out and it begins to take over the local area?

>>516090805 (OP)
>tikketetokkete link

I can't even begin to imagine this level of faggotry

>>516094893
This is a true biohazard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63iL9UWAqkA

>>516095007
but if it did would it make that area worse or better?

>>516090805 (OP)
So he found your Dad?

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>>516095354
>but if it did would it make that area worse or better?
It seems to almost immediately wilt plants, so if it spread it could destroy whole ecosystems. FBI needs to move now.

>>516094092
slide from what kek trump being a pedo and kirk being dead whats there to talk about with those

>>516093052
Stupid nigger can't hold the damn light directly on the subject. No he waves it around like a fucking retard .

>>516095530
>FBI
>In Panama
Kek. Bureau Federales Investigados

>>516095661
Its a spic what do you expect, the smart thing would be to move it to a fish tank for now.

>>516090805 (OP)
>some guy in panama covered a bunch of metal wire in plastic with a motor in the middle to make it move
wow aliens oh nooooooo

>>516091437
They find them in the sewers all the time. It’s a colony of poojeet buttworms

>>516093052
cool ai video

>>516096149
He's been posting normie vids for years, but then suddenly, he found a metal potato and shit started getting weird. If it's a larp, it's very well done.

run

>>516093052
Has a flashlight... Refuses to point it at the subject of the video. Kek what is up with spic's love of badly faking alien shit with twigs and paper mache? Is it related to pinatas?

>>516093052
At least you posted a webm, but next time post it along with your shitty links

>>516097153
>muh links
What are you goner doo??

>>516097364
Wel look at this zoomer faggot. Momma letting you hold her phone? Aint that just adorable. Show us your impotent rage.

>>516095661
Just be thankful he didn't michael j fox the camera

>>516090944
But you posted a gif thats just a proto tiktok

>>516090805 (OP)
Buy an ad. I don't care about your viral campaign. Buy. An. Ad.

Call a shrink, I’m a broken man.

>>516092577
I'm a remote viewer but I don't know how to tell you if something I see is fake or gay or not. At best I could maybe figure out if it's say a plastic model, or if it's an empty vault and the rest of the image of the thing was shooped in, or whatever. Only stuff I can figure out by looking at the scene and beside that I could maybe tell you the general vibe or random things that appear in my awareness in connection with the target.

>>516095007
How the fuck do you conclude from what little you've seen that it doesn't need food?

>>516095530
I didn't see any plants, what are you on about?

>>516100381
>>516100575
>>516100657
if something is alive it has to have some metabolism, check if the things off gases or it has circulation or temperature

>>516090805 (OP)
Wtf is this viral marketing for a new The Blob remake or something?

>>516101242
Flubber but it's got a nigger actor as flubber now

>>516090805 (OP)
I think I found some alien thing in my backyard as a kid. It was this little black somewhat cylindrical thing and if you lightly squeezed part of it would start spinning. I've never been able to figure out wtf it was. I ended up smashing it with a rock and it was full of goo.

>>516093926
cosmic death fungus

theres a whole load of these videos. im scared
https://www.tiktok.com/tag/vemonkin

I heard a weird metallic noise next to my bed this morning and wondered if it was this alien.

>>516090944
You watch gifs and webms every day lmfao
Holy shit 4chan has supported webms since 2014, hilarious in hindsight that it took almost a decade for Applel to have native browser support on mobile devices.
Anyways on topic response: Spics are liars and that shit is fake af lmfao.