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Anonymous (ID: sS+HZqeJ) United States No.516104405
>>516104341 (OP)
lel
Anonymous (ID: wfkaGm+S) United States No.516104419 >>516104599 >>516107610
>>516104341 (OP)
>the Ukrainian fears the Russian Bear
Anonymous (ID: 0lAGtmB5) United States No.516104516 >>516104814 >>516107023 >>516107232 >>516107282 >>516107846 >>516107850 >>516112964 >>516115779 >>516116538 >>516117451 >>516120445 >>516121301 >>516124013 >>516124536
Anonymous (ID: ntODb/NR) United States No.516104530 >>516106051 >>516109055 >>516113819 >>516120518 >>516121182
>>516104341 (OP)
Would you choose to be with a bear or a nigger?
Anonymous (ID: gwdyuLSa) Australia No.516104599
>>516104419
/thread
Anonymous (ID: +8dJD50H) United States No.516104814 >>516109224
>>516104516
A shark
Anonymous (ID: +eEGcvUZ) No.516106051
>>516104530
Anonymous (ID: 50fBpWK+) United States No.516106474 >>516107730 >>516108195
>>516104341 (OP)
idk i think a sufficiently pissed of gorilla would smack him down real quick. even if they had equal strength stats (they don't, it's not even close), the gorilla has like a +4 intelligence bonus and isn't acting on pure instinct.
think about it. there's gorillas out there smarter than niggers, and we got niggers running machines and performing semi-complex repetitive tasks. way smarter than even a grizzly bear, who at best can be taught to ride a unicycle.
Anonymous (ID: Rt4Wl4cr) No.516106884 >>516107056
>>516104341 (OP)
Can someone change pic rel from a dog to a bear
Anonymous (ID: TfbMd0+7) Slovakia No.516107023 >>516107350
>>516104516
Rhino would fuck the bear Up and so would a hippo.
Anonymous (ID: CZ34dca6) France No.516107056 >>516107559
>>516106884
Kill yourself for even saving that, mongrel.
Anonymous (ID: V1XxwPhY) Mexico No.516107232 >>516112696 >>516113719
>>516104516
The ancient Romans pitted all kinds of animals against each other, and bulls were unquestionably the winner against everything- including bears.
That's why Spain put it on their flag.
Anonymous (ID: McQP5ggu) United States No.516107282 >>516120999
>>516104516
Elephants, rhinos, hippos, and cattle bulls can defeat bears, tigers, lions, and jaguars, even though the carnivores are apex predators.
Anonymous (ID: CZ34dca6) France No.516107350 >>516114813
>>516107023
>Rhino would
They die from cardiac arrest under any stress, The horn is a bluff.
The hippo is easily the most agressive non carnivorous mammal, they are all mean retards with the strength to match. Yet, I'm not sure a bear would absolutely get mauled.
Anonymous (ID: Ph9g3MiO) Serbia No.516107479
>>516104341 (OP)
thats a gooood boiiii
Anonymous (ID: DTFT8cFn) United States No.516107482
Women truly are unbearable....
Anonymous (ID: Rt4Wl4cr) No.516107559 >>516116378
>>516107056
Donβ€˜t be mad now, Mahmadou.
Anonymous (ID: wfkaGm+S) United States No.516107610
>>516104419
spbp
Anonymous (ID: Ki69nHaK) Brazil No.516107730 >>516110860 >>516121781
>>516106474
>male gorilla 220~kg
>male grizzly 270~kg
>gorilla would win barehands 1v1 because of muh intelligence
Anonymous (ID: SRAIyhb3) United States No.516107846 >>516107920
>>516104516
I would put my dog Ringo up against any bitch ass bear any day of the week
Anonymous (ID: RLsRSsAg) Italy No.516107850
>>516104516
Rhinos are almost invincible, the only one can defeat them are elephants.
Someone post that fun webm were an hippo fight a Rhino
Anonymous (ID: vHU25viI) Estonia No.516107857
>>516104341 (OP)
Chimps are notoriously vindictive, even those who are raised by humans and taken care of. Unironicaly i would feel safer with my back turned to a city bear reading a comfy book then a nigger with with dreadlocks and hoodie.
Anonymous (ID: wfkaGm+S) United States No.516107920 >>516108270
>>516107846
Fag a based Bear would mog your gay ass dog
Anonymous (ID: npGEIKF2) United States No.516108195
>>516106474
They just wouldn't fight at all, gorilla would run or the bear would run. Gorillas are vegans, bears aren't dumb enough to attack something near its size.
Anonymous (ID: SRAIyhb3) United States No.516108270
>>516107920
You don't know me and you don't know my dog. Bring your bear and bring a spoon bitch, because we're having bear soup.
Anonymous (ID: UIDH7zlQ) Finland No.516108771 >>516108922 >>516112541
>>516104341 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: TfbMd0+7) Slovakia No.516108817 >>516109099
Bear is a bitch, always attacks smaller animals and when he can't find any he eats berries like a Berryfuckingpicker cuck.
Even This guy would fuck the bear Up.
Anonymous (ID: bcDL1KwV) United States No.516108922 >>516114036
>>516108771
This. Bears are reasonable beings just give them a little of your food and we'll be on our way.
Anonymous (ID: Ki69nHaK) Brazil No.516109055
>>516104530
>Would you choose to be with a bear or a nigger?
depends on the bear and the nigger.
I would only choose bear over nigger if it was a black bear.
grizzly and polars are big bastard savages.
even a feral nigger can be dealt if you're not a faggot and never relaxes around them.
Anonymous (ID: UIDH7zlQ) Finland No.516109099
>>516108817
I once saw a webm of a moose chasing a bear. I wish I had saved it
Anonymous (ID: d6tIV8gT) United Kingdom No.516109224
>>516104814
>A shark
>in a ring
I dunno man... Pretty sure he'd need Wernstrom's fish-suit or at least some kinda breathing apparatus made of kelp.
Anonymous (ID: P9SClSnK) United States No.516110657 >>516111000 >>516111726 >>516113205 >>516113449 >>516113539 >>516116169 >>516116897 >>516123304 >>516123728
>>516104341 (OP)
I love AI!
Anonymous (ID: cmLQX7xQ) United States No.516110860
>>516107730
Plus bears are predators. Claws and jaw made for flesh. Good luck to a gorilla surviving a swipe.
Anonymous (ID: ue45BZrF) United Kingdom No.516111000
>>516110657
hahahahahhaa you are going straight to ICE camp
Anonymous (ID: SD4ODkah) United States No.516111599
>>516104341 (OP)
LMAO
Anonymous (ID: wuA0N79Z) Mauritius No.516111619
>>516104341 (OP)
stupid women would still choose the bear !!
Anonymous (ID: QbG9+55J) United States No.516111726
>>516110657
>master debater
Anonymous (ID: 5GHGEDg2) United States No.516111819
blyat
Anonymous (ID: wIhg5dKt) United States No.516111886
>>516104341 (OP)
Make the ukranian girl a bull and this will be a funny wallstreet joke, i think
Anonymous (ID: A6yt8vac) Netherlands No.516112541
>>516108771
black bears are not half as dangerous as grizzly's but ok
> grizzly's: carnivores
> black bears: herbivores
there you have it
Anonymous (ID: Ki69nHaK) Brazil No.516112696 >>516113960
>>516107232
>bulls were unquestionably the winner against everything- including bears
Anonymous (ID: fD//Jy61) United Kingdom No.516112964 >>516113489 >>516116052
>>516104516
Big, diesel chimps win every time
https://youtu.be/XwvmpVbggCU
Anonymous (ID: NOKM3cRn) Sweden No.516113205
>>516110657
idea: print papers with charlie’s face with a qr code to this video and post copies of them everywhere
Anonymous (ID: cjvE4z3h) Belgium No.516113398
>516110657
I LAUGHED SO HARD PFHAHAHAHHAA]
How did you make this masterpiece
Thank you for sharing
Anonymous (ID: cjvE4z3h) Belgium No.516113449
>>516110657
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Anonymous (ID: Ki69nHaK) Brazil No.516113489
>>516112964
>if chimps were everywhere only samoans babies would survive
Anonymous (ID: cjvE4z3h) Belgium No.516113539
>>516110657
Have a (You)
Anonymous (ID: HSOF58+x) Canada No.516113608
>>516104341 (OP)
>We now understand why women choose the bear
Anonymous (ID: InuPtwbn) United States No.516113656 >>516120145 >>516122936
People that actually got upset over the bear vs man thing have never been trustworthy towards or close enough to a woman in any capacity
Same energy as "All women hate men!" which is a tell youve never been around women or are just completely shit
Anonymous (ID: 4IzaUemC) Bulgaria No.516113673 >>516117294
Women love bears
Anonymous (ID: PLAJzB+E) Brazil No.516113719
>>516107232
Pretty sure those were aurochs or something similar, not quite the bulls we have today.
Anonymous (ID: 5wAFnbRz) United States No.516113819
>>516104530
I got a black bear who snoops around sometimes, he's okay but if I ran into him face to face I'd be pretty terrified despite their skittish reputation. Nigger for sure, unfortunately much more experience dealing with them
Anonymous (ID: jngO/BQT) Argentina No.516113960 >>516117185
>>516112696
Why are buffalos and cows in general so fucking retarded?
Anonymous (ID: GYMj+vIm) United States No.516114036
>>516108922
>and we'll be on our way.
there are bears posting ITT.
Anonymous (ID: mDCQVlGI) United Kingdom No.516114146
>>516104341 (OP)
Its funny that you would want to face a brown bear as they cause less deaths than black bears.
Anonymous (ID: Ki69nHaK) Brazil No.516114175
zoos would make tons of money with animal fights; why did it stopped happening?
irl pokemon sounds fun. seriously why not
Anonymous (ID: GaG+bB5S) Croatia No.516114213
>>516104341 (OP)
kekd audibly
Anonymous (ID: bqmrk9Mc) United States No.516114813
>>516107350
>Yet, I'm not sure a bear would absolutely get mauled.
A hippo would weigh at least 3x the largest bear and their mouths can open nearly 180 degrees. A bear would absolutely get fucked.
Anonymous (ID: dbFYiqco) Germany No.516115779 >>516116005
>>516104516
blue whale would crush a bear.
Anonymous (ID: mDCQVlGI) United Kingdom No.516116005 >>516116594
>>516115779
So would your mum
Anonymous (ID: otTdiqaX) Netherlands No.516116052
>>516112964
Shouldn't have called him a nigger
Anonymous (ID: otTdiqaX) Netherlands No.516116169
>>516110657
This real?
Anonymous (ID: aDLdgcvu) United States No.516116302
>>516104341 (OP)
lol this is what women actually belive
Anonymous (ID: 1EPorKDj) United States No.516116378
>>516107559

Looking at all that gay furry porn is gonna drive you to suicide, man.
Anonymous (ID: 7aZjuynV) United Kingdom No.516116476
>>516104341 (OP)
>BEARS used to be made to sit at the back of the bus
>jim CROW era
Would they GOPHER it?
Anonymous (ID: 2DogYimC) United States No.516116522
Anonymous (ID: eCwBAd7J) United States No.516116538
>>516104516
Bull Elephant
Anonymous (ID: dbFYiqco) Germany No.516116594
>>516116005
a tombstone sure would
Anonymous (ID: YPq4H6Fb) United States No.516116695
>>516104341 (OP)
Exactly. Voted for it.
Anonymous (ID: TfbMd0+7) Slovakia No.516116897
>>516110657
This is as American as it Can get lol.
Anonymous (ID: Ki69nHaK) Brazil No.516117185 >>516117499
>>516113960
i dunno man, I would guess they have depression. they have nothing to do, just eat grass and look the painting dry
Anonymous (ID: HTrmCR/o) Canada No.516117294
>>516113673
No question
Anonymous (ID: HlxxvT0g) Poland No.516117451
>>516104516
Rhino, Elephant, Hippo, Saltwater Croc, Polar Bear
Anonymous (ID: Ki69nHaK) Brazil No.516117499
>>516117185
bovines can't run free like a horse or fly high and wild like a eagle. they can only work carrying heavy loads till they die: then someone will pick their carcass and will sell for some shekels.

maybe it is better for them being dumb after all
Anonymous (ID: JCTCyVXq) Estonia No.516117594 >>516117680 >>516119022
>>516104341 (OP)
You think Grizzly's are statistically less dangerous than African Americans?
Anonymous (ID: bKORfP8m) United States No.516117680 >>516118116
>>516117594
Is it well fed?
Anonymous (ID: JCTCyVXq) Estonia No.516118116
>>516117680
I'd imagine they're always looking for food
Anonymous (ID: Jgi04MsQ) Finland No.516118159
>>516104341 (OP)
have hitler read a book behind her
Anonymous (ID: h2BDAYka) France No.516118219
>>516104341 (OP)
Is there any tragedy you fucking cunts won't turn into a meme?
Anonymous (ID: 1bd/KzJG) United States No.516118433
turns out he was right all along
Anonymous (ID: mDCQVlGI) United Kingdom No.516119022
>>516117594
>african americans
Just say nigger you faggot.
Bkack bears are more dangerous.
Anonymous (ID: NR+PmEtH) Canada No.516120145
>>516113656
All women literally do hate men though.
>picrel for proof
>you won't respond to this because you have no argument against it
Anonymous (ID: iaK8Eq5o) Belgium No.516120445 >>516122021
>>516104516
Crocs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_(crocodile)
Anonymous (ID: T4hXVFcZ) United States No.516120518
>>516104530
bear
Anonymous (ID: bWyI/4dV) United States No.516120999
>>516107282
a bear is an omnivore though
Anonymous (ID: fmbXCYxV) Finland No.516121182
>>516104530
Is the bear black?
Anonymous (ID: OuTElAsx) United States No.516121301
>>516104516
Enter
Anonymous (ID: x+ukS4G8) Italy No.516121621
>>516104341 (OP)
Kek
Anonymous (ID: vMnzkUNy) No.516121781 >>516122262
>>516107730
Gorrila has sharper claws and teeth, macacoanon
Anonymous (ID: 9j2qzBxf) United States No.516122021
>>516120445
Crocs are huge and strong but they're like ancient mousetraps with legs. If a strong animal gets around one it's gg, panthers kill them all the time. On land a bear could easily outsmart a croc, get behind it, and crush its skull.
Anonymous (ID: 9j2qzBxf) United States No.516122262
>>516121781
baited me
Anonymous (ID: R22QuEe4) United States No.516122936
>>516113656
>upset

Not even. I thought it was hilarious actually. Seeing so many retarded women who have clearly never encountered an actual bear in the wilds before.
Anonymous (ID: /AMDO+Ix) Germany No.516123304
>>516110657
finally a good post
Anonymous (ID: d5FqUW/c) Germany No.516123728
>>516110657
fucking kek
Anonymous (ID: G4tdbigr) Germany No.516124013
>>516104516
a Rhino
a Hippo
an Elephant
a Polar bear
a Human with sticks or stones laying around

the list is quite short actually
Anonymous (ID: 5AoA4wEN) United States No.516124536
>>516104516
A man.