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Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516122731 >>516123478 >>516127337 >>516128306 >>516128439 >>516128942 >>516129699
Choose your specialist
You have to execute a politician who is giving a speech in front of a thousand people, you have 6 specialists with their own skillsets to choose from, who will you choose?

Assault: will begin by opening fire into the crowd with an automatic .308 rifle, mowing down random civilians in the process and occasionally throwing grenades into the crowd, the target will have plenty of time to escape if he is not hit but he will likely be hit because of the automatic rifle spraying rounds in all directions.

Medic: due to the medic's high IQ as a result of eating vitamins and minerals with nootropic properties a lot, the medic will simply emulate tried and true tactics and shoot the politician from far away in the head with a MP5 submachinegun specially modified for long range engagements.

Engineer: will fly multiple hive-programmed AI assisted bomb drones into the crowd, detonating them in rapid succession, slaughtering all 1000 civilians in the crowd including the target.

Ninja: will take one shot at the target with a supressed .50 BMG rifle, hitting and killing only the target and no one else, then activating his cloak and leaving the scene unnoticed.

Firebug: will unleash a devastating tsunami of superheated thermite-based fire into the crowd, reducing the entire event into a sea of ash and dust within minutes, the target escapes due to the Firebug flamethrower's limited range.

Brawler: will start bashing people in the crowd over the head with a battle hammer in a fit of roid rage, the target is promptly escorted out of the location.
Anonymous (ID: fbmvVvzg) United States No.516123478 >>516123860 >>516127878
>>516122731 (OP)
don't fed post
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516123860 >>516124248
>>516123478
How the fuck is this a fedpost, I do these specialist threads all the time and as soon as civilians are involved it's a fed post, get the fuck outta here.
Anonymous (ID: zK5Ggurc) United States No.516124248 >>516124514 >>516127878
>>516123860
I’m a NEET that pulls 14 hour shifts daily on /pol/, scrolling category from bottom to top, and have never seen this kind of post before.
You are a jeet, a raghead. A nigger and a fed poster.
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516124514 >>516125205 >>516127878
>>516124248
That's cause you ain't been here years ago you fuckin' doofus I took a break from it, choose your specialist already.
Anonymous (ID: zK5Ggurc) United States No.516125205 >>516125955 >>516127933 >>516129316
>>516124514
I’ve consistently been on 4chan since 2016 and you are a fed posting nigger. Your intent is to snag some literal child into fed posting so that you can feed them into the meat grinder. Consider taking out a few of your team members to a nice restaurant before you put the fork in your mouth. NIGGER
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516125955 >>516126126
>>516125205
Believe whatever you want to believe but I have made these threads from time to time and never have I once as a result of people replying to them, then offered to buy them guns and bombs, I have no idea how you could even do such a thing using my thread anyway.

It would be different if I asked "well how would you go about doing it" or "if you were in charge of the operation, what would you change to make it more effective" or some real fed shit, this is a fun hypothetical with a specialist/class system, do you know what a fucking specialist is, you stupid nigger?

They're professionals, how could I turn a child/misguided lonely adult here into a fucking professional, this shit requires years of on-site training and studying, I could never do this through the internet even with guides sent through Discord or wherever feds operate because no misguided teenager has the motivation to be following study guides from a fed on the internet for months on end to learn how to kill people like a pro navy seal type motherfucker.

You're a spastic faggot.
Anonymous (ID: zK5Ggurc) United States No.516126126 >>516126309
>>516125955
>reddit spacing
>says a buncha shit without saying anything
I’m not reading all that shit, written by a literal fucking retard.
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516126309 >>516126811
>>516126126
Hey faggot am I a fed or a retard?
Anonymous (ID: uTOysqH8) United States No.516126415 >>516126526 >>516127878
>Aaron Vaughn
Perimeter Check
>Lee Harvey Oswald
Shooter and Point-man
>Charlie Hebdo killer’s get-away driver
get-away driver
>Belle Delphine
Distraction and Human Psychology Specialist
>Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
>Aidan Maese-Czeropski
Inside man
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516126526
>>516126415
Kek
Anonymous (ID: zK5Ggurc) United States No.516126811 >>516127387
>>516126309
u r a assblasted nigger
u suck shit off prolapsed nigger anus
Anonymous (ID: OFHQJv0f) United States No.516127337 >>516127454
>>516122731 (OP)
My specialities that will kill the evil
> de-escalation
> conflict resolution
> helping others
> forgiveness
> turning the other cheek
> love
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516127387
>>516126811
You are Ukranian.
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516127454
>>516127337
So you are the medic on any other day than assassination day.
Anonymous (ID: kmIwFENt) Sweden No.516127603
I hire Israel to drop american made bombs on the target with american made aircraft.
Anonymous (ID: 3rmEKQf4) United States No.516127878 >>516128134 >>516129173
>>516123478
>>516124248
>>516124514
OP is a fedpost
>>516126415
you forgot Jackie Chan
Anonymous (ID: qOZIYYm8) Poland No.516127933 >>516128134
>>516125205
Frankly? This is propably a zigger from russian disinfo sloppropaganda machine. Maskirovka. They are trying to stir as much chaos in the US as they can. There is also a chance that this is a gook working for chinease psyop. VPN nigger activity intesifies.
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516128134
>>516127878
>>516127933
How, HOW???

Explain to me how I am fedposting, I am not calling for violence or encouraging someone to go out and shoot people, I am doing the specialist game.
Anonymous (ID: IMXoaq/9) United Kingdom No.516128306
>>516122731 (OP)
Drum mags jam too often, amateurs choice, just drill reloads with ordinary magazines
Anonymous (ID: Sr9uoYfD) Canada No.516128439
>>516122731 (OP)
my specialist category would be β€œjeet”. i would just serve indian food to the politician and when they fall ill i would drive the ambulance and crash into a train.
Anonymous (ID: 6l1h6GUS) Canada No.516128942 >>516129198
>>516122731 (OP)
Because every gun you mentioned is prohibited in Canada the only correct answer is a Russian or Chinese surplus SKS, with no attachments, 7.62x39
Anonymous (ID: uTOysqH8) United States No.516129173
>>516127878
Jackie Chen in The Tuxedo (2002)
Anonymous (ID: XxchWODt) Canada No.516129198
>>516128942
Prohibited to civilians, yeah, but not to specialists.
Anonymous (ID: d0w/fJIc) United States No.516129316
>>516125205
>2016fag
a decade later and you people are still the worst influx of users we've ever had.
far worse than the gamergate nerds and sharty kids.
Anonymous (ID: SPcPVwXt) United States No.516129699
>>516122731 (OP)
this is the most pathetically ignorant, juvenile, retarded shit I've read here in a while.

why is it always leafs?
I mean it's every fucking time some retarded stupid is said it's by a fucking leaf.
Anonymous (ID: Jp3ad66z) United States No.516130566
Firebug is the most kino
Scorched earth or you're a pedophile too