Thread 516552904

At the corner store, it's 10$ for 6 morning fresh pastries, but I put 7 in the box and pretended that it was 6. The cashier didn't even begin to suspect a thing.

The corporation pays this cashier minimum wage, you know. It would be uncout to blame the cashier for not knowing this simple cheap trick that I have already been abusing over the years, and will continue to use repeatedly.

By the same token, you can't blame me for abusing the fact that the cashier is not paid enough to give a fuck about this shit. I'm just playing the game. I'm playing his ass, in there.

Can you blame the giant mammoth corporation for just doing what's best for them? No, of course not.

Who's in the wrong, here? Additionally, it should be well understood, by now, that I'm neeting until the very end. I'm not going back to the job market. You criminals should have been nice when you had the chance.

I'm unrepentant, and I'll do it again given the chance!

>>516552904 (OP)
let me guess, you are an immigrant

>>516552904 (OP)
Give it back, pajeet. In germany we don't do that

>>516552904 (OP)
I don't think the cashier cares and that shit looks stale as fuck.

>>516552986
I do the same, i'm not immigrant. But since op is from canada i suspect he's not white. There are no whites in canada.

I bought today 4 cheapie pastries and instead put 2 expensive ones in the box, the weight was equal.

>I'm a thief
>who's in the wrong?
Judeo-Islamo-Atheist "morality"

Non-Christians are just incapable of assimilating into Western (Christian) culture, aren't they?

>>516553103
Are Germcucks really that obedient ? No wonder you love immigrants, vaccines and faggots.

>>516552904 (OP)
>reddit spacing
>can't spell uncouth
>subhuman piece of shit
kill yourself you fucking retarded cunt

>>516552904 (OP)
at 7-11 in the JewSA they have the wrapped chilli cheese dogs that look exactly like the much cheaper taquitos, so I would usually grab 2 taquitos and throw the chili dog in there and just pay for the 3 taquito combo. Really sticking it to the man.

>>516552904 (OP)
>I'm neeting until the very end
What did you do get your neetbux?

>>516552904 (OP)
you are the very reason every single brown piece of shit will be exterminated btw

>>516552904 (OP)
>Reddit spaced fan fic
Post pics of your brown hand with timestamp, Sukhdeep.

>>516553219
This opportunistic behavior is actually only common among immigrants.

The attempting to rationalize it is more offensive than the act itself desu. If you just admit you're doing something wrong and don't give a shit then it's funny

Stealing from corpokikes is not wrong.
Willingly being a NEET however is, so it balances out in the end.

>>516553653
>opportunistic behavior
>actually only common among immigrants

Source?

Anyone would be opportunistic if they found 50,000 euros on the street.

You are just larping here as a moralfag.

>>516552904 (OP)
You are, $10 for 6 pastries is a good price.

>>516552904 (OP)

Give it a rest. It’s petty crime.

>>516553929
I would return it to the owner, it's not my money

>>516553219
>>516553279
>>516553929
you're a gypsy cunt
kill yourself

>>516552904 (OP)
get aids and die faggot

>>516553929
>>516554135
get a new vpn you cocksucking faggot

>>516552904 (OP)
>DUDE the RULES of CAPITALISM
>who was in the wrong
You for being a dumbass.
Jews print money and give it to each other.

>>516554043
You are larping.

Or you are simply coming from upper class background of finland, where you inherited wealth from parents, got a job via nepotistic connections, etc.

Your life was pampered since age 1.

So 50k is nothing to you.
People like us who have 0 income would do anything for money. And that's life changing.

>>516554217
>n

>>516552904 (OP)
You will pay many times more than the amount you steal in karma, bad luck, and a guilty conscience. Try living life straight and you will begin to see benefits. People can tell if a person is trustworthy or not. You are not.

>>516552986
>you are an immigrant
wrong
>>516553115
>that shit looks stale as fuck.
wrong
>>516553219
>i suspect he's not white
wrong
>>516553239
>I'm a thief
wrong, i'm the honest guy who got cornered into being surrounded by crooks or cronies of them. YOU did this!!!
>>516553441
>can't spell uncouth
i googled the word instantly after hitting 'enter' and was disappointed
>>516553480
>What did you do get your neetbux?
it's a skill that can only be learned with experience
>>516553517
>you are the very reason every single brown piece of shit will be exterminated btw
wrong and wrong
>>516553549
>brown
wrong
>>516553704
>attempting to rationalize it is more offensive than the act itself
Shut up! I will spare you what an honest man has to be put through in order to become like me. Shut, the FUCK, UP!!! YOU BITCH!!!
>>516553900
>Willingly being a NEET is wrong
wrong

>>516554043
>The whole world (except Finngolia) mogged by India
>Lisbon's the worst
Surprised by India but not by Portugal, a third world country LARPing as first world because it managed to secure EU gibs and suddenly thinks it's rich. But Lisbon is a hive of scum and villainy anyway, same as Madrid.
>>516554217
Thirdie mentality, same as here

>>516554487
>Thirdie mentality

It's called poor people mentality.
I don't have wealthy parents. I grew up poor. I'm a loser (no job, no income). Of course I try to scam back people who are scamming me by overpricing crap to gain max profit. What do I have to lose?

Also, check your dna, you have more thirdie blood in you than me.

>>516554217
Working class, but I have working moral compass thanks to good upbringing. I hqve lost my wallet few times and it was always returned with all the money left untouched.
Post-soviet mental niggers like you just can't comprehend high trust society becouse you are always grifting and looting
50k is a huge money for me, but I refuse to steal

>>516554217
it's 50, 50k, the reason why 50k is "life changing money" to you is because you're an illiterate retard. invest in your own education a bit.

i save about 60k-70k per year after all my expenses, 30 years old.

>>516555182
>Working class
When you are fucked over by the system for like 30 years wagecucking 10 hours daily your mentality starts to change eventually.

>>516555283
>illiterate retard. invest in your own education a bit

I have a STEM degree, no job. No nepotism, no friends, no connections, no family connections, low class citizen of this shithole. My life sucks and the only happiness in life I have is simply the fact that I am alive and not dead.

>>516555283
>i save about 60k-70k per year after all my expenses, 30 years old.
Is that supposed to be brag?

I have 2k in my bank account and live at parents. I can barely pay my 20 euro phone bill this month because I have to survive with that 2k until I can somehow find a job. 29 years old.
I didn't inherit any properties or wealth from family members like you did.

>>516552904 (OP)
its a victimless crime. nobody suffers for the misplaced pastry.

>>516555283
>save about 60k-70k per year after all my expenses, 30 years old.

The dutch I know make about 3k per month. So that's 36k per year. They do lowest jobs (trucker and house cleaner (she has education in economics lol).

Did your mommy or daddy placed you in your job to make about 100k+ per year ? Average NL person doesn't make that much.

>>516555519
I'm sorry your experience from life is sour, but it all really comes down to perspective and attitude. I'm not the richest finn, not even close, I'm just a working class nobody.
I could be bitter at the boss, but I'd rather live MY life than be jealous of others
Also, 10 hours a day? Is there no laws in your country?

>>516555661
>I can steal, just a little, as a treat
Nigger mentality

>>516555519
stop bitching damn limp wristed nerd, and go trucking or something, lazy whiny scatvian. i bet ure from a commiblock too, whiny trash.

you shouldnt be jealous of those, who got luckier. it simply means their parents/grandparents were more resilient more smarter more hard people. or maybe they just loved their children more. or they just got luckier. or all these factors combined. tldr

ure nigger, genetic defect with estrogen rulling u due to too comfy lifestely, due to sedentary lifestyle. most of you stem nerds are vile and pathetic at your core :')

>>516552904 (OP)
You should get shot

>>516554870
>Also, check your dna, you have more thirdie blood in you than me.
I'm transracial, the soul of a civilised white man got confused in the aether and occupied my brown body by mistake.
>It's called poor people mentality.
I'm also poor as shit, living in the hellhole of poverty and drunkenness that is rural Portugal, yet I still keep my morality. I even correct the cashiers when they make a mistake in my favour. But a righteous life it's it own reward.

>>516555894
When your life is in order, you can then moralfag and teach others what is good and what is bad.. And spend time on pol cooming over which politician got replaced time after time without any actual changes.

But when you're like me who has 0 purpose in life and essentially no reason to live, you do not give a fuck about anything at all.

If I had a normal income, I wouldn't be figuring out how to get cheaper pastries as well. Now? As I said, I have to pay for phone bill, electricity and water, that is deducted from my last life's savings - 2k and that goes pretty fast. 250 euro per month is just food.

>>516555519
>I have a STEM degree, no job. No nepotism, no friends, no connections, no family connections, low class citizen of this shithole. My life sucks and the only happiness in life I have is simply the fact that I am alive and not dead.

Lower your standards until you find something then build up, nobody starts with a high paying job right off the bat. Zoomies just want instant gratification.

>>516555689
>The dutch I know make about 3k per month. So that's 36k per year. They do lowest jobs (trucker and house cleaner (she has education in economics lol).

Yeah, they are called unambitious losers. Average dutch works something like 30 hours per week and cries about how they can't afford a house. Can't wait for government money to run out and for these leeches to start being productive

>Did your mommy or daddy placed you in your job to make about 100k+ per year
Lmao, 100k? I make 210k/yr. And zoomie nobody starts with that kind of a job, it takes some time of building your skill and improving yourself to get here. My first job 10yrs ago was 2k eur per month. And I will grow further in the next 10 years and probably make over a million. Too bad I will have to leave this country for that though.

>>516556925
>paypig thinks he can leave the pen

>>516552904 (OP)
Jews, for creating a low trust society that abuses the locals.

>>516556689
>0 purpose in life and essentially no reason to live
Seriously speaking, you sound depressed. Sorry man, I didn't want to bust your balls for a pastry, hope you get your finances in order.

>>516556462
>rural Portugal
>righteous life it's it own reward
What do you get for your own benefit to improve your life from it? Are you ready to die defending a random woman on the street who gets raped by niggers that she voted for as well ?

>>516556925
>Lower your standards
Can't do that.. I'm not made to be a lowest tier wagecuck. I'm also not made for physical labor. I have mental goals higher than being a shit tier wagecuck slave.

>nobody starts with a high paying job right off the bat

I can't get a job in my industry and I won't be wagecucking at the supermarket either (i get disgusted by the people that work there, they smell, they smoke, their hands are dirty and they put food on the shelves like that. It's either a job in the industry or nothing at this point.
I'm 29 and I've never had a job, I wasted 6 years in uni. SO obviously, no one hires me, no one looks for me, I got not nepotistic contacts in family or uni unlike other guys who had mothers and fathers working in tech..

>>516556925
>My first job 10yrs ago was 2k eur per month
That is still a lot and more than people here make with MSc. If 2k is after taxes.

>Too bad I will have to leave this country for that though.
Are you some kind of a tech nerd who is beeing seeked by H1B recruiting companies in the US ?

>>516557261
>you sound depressed
>I didn't want to bust your balls

I don't get offended easily as I've had years to learn to cope with a lot. It is what it is. I'm better now mentally as I'm on mental pills to not get any physical symptoms from my shitty life situation. I have learned to not give a shit about many unimportant things in life - at least I'm alive.

Alright guys. There is only 1 pastry left in the box. The 1 extra pastry that I stole, which made me a criminal. The irony is that I am fed now and didn't need to do that. But on the flipside, later today I'll feel hungry again and it will be there waiting for me. They should have paid the cashier enough to live a dignified life. I was once the cashier.

>>516558725
Who owns the pastry store? Is it a Jewish business ?

>>516559293
>Who owns the pastry store?
It's just a general corner store but the night clerk makes a batch of fresh pastries for the morning every night

Stealing is nigger behavior
OP failed the shopping cart test
Anyone who sides with OP, is a nigger

Hey guys I'm thinking about stealing some $50 champagne by putting a sparkling grape juice bar code on it and taking it through self checkout, think I'll get caught? Should I take beta blockers?

>>516562002
>Should I take beta blockers?
Yes. Better propranolol to reduce hand shaking and sweatiness.

>>516562002
>sparkling grape juice bar code on it and taking it through self checkout
First check if the weight matches first.

>>516552904 (OP)
not your fault the cashier is not trained properly.
they don't pay customers to manage assets.

>>516561421
if they want to pay him to be a consultant then they are free to do so.
going the extra mile for people you are paying is goy behavior.

Are White people really this incompetent that they have to end up stealing food? lmfao

>>516564464
Hello again swissjeet, I can smell you from here.

>>516552904 (OP)
What do you do with 7 pastries, you fat fuck? Next time buy vegetables instead.

>>516552904 (OP)
you are a nigger
if not in skin, then in heart
the dumbest gorilla nigger ever

>>516552904 (OP)
You, you're in the wrong.

>>516565533
he's not employed to secure the assets of that store.
he went to the counter and the cashier squared the deal.
I am of no moral obligation to protect your assets.

>>516554295
Just like in my gamerinos!

Is it theft though if the cashier doesn't notice the extra donut? I often buy things and the cashier doesn't notice the multiple price tags so i get things for free. Is it stealing when i let the cashiers capitalize on their mistakes?

>>516552904 (OP)
I witness this in action all the time. The clerk is scanning my items, when for whatever reason, an item doesn’t scan properly, returning an “error” beep rather than the usual one- the cashier and I exchange knowing glances at our screens and eachother. We both know the item didn’t scan, yet the cashier places the item into the bag. If I’d like to, I can insist that the item be rescanned- but we’ve essentially entered an agreement, we have a shared understanding that neither of us gives a shit. Your total is $14.88, the cashier says with a chuckle.

>>516555519
>I have a STEM degree, no job. No nepotism, no friends, no connections, no family connections, low class citizen of this shithole. My life sucks and the only happiness in life I have is simply the fact that I am alive and not dead.

Bad idea since AI is taking over jobs like that. Jobs are only good as long as they are available. AI can't take over trades that require the human touch and skill. You wanted an easy white collar life but ended up being replaced by technology.

>>516552904 (OP)
with so many immigrants, how long do you think you'll be able to neet? especially if you're white. if you are, you'll be the first thrown off the program to make room for the brown hordes, and then they'll start promoting MAID to you if they aren't already lol

>>516567418
I'm not replaced yet (if i had a job), there are still people being hired for jobs that can do an AI.

Women are still massively overemployed here and I can't get a job.. Women get priority, not men..

>>516552904 (OP)
the cashier saw that you had seven
they're canadian so they didn't want start a conflict
but eveytime you enter the store, the cashier is thinking, there's that asshole again

>>516562002
That's how people have been stealing from retail stores for decades. And before cameras and other updates to self checkout people would enter the code for bananas to purchase hundreds of dollars worth of fine meats.

I think it is a stupid idea since you are basically stealing high end garbage that doesn't help you. Better off buying the actual grape juice and drinking it.

>>516552904 (OP)
you are both niggers. You are bigger nigger though because you know better

>>516567394
there's a grocery chain here that has a policy if the item doesn't ring up you get it for free.
depends on the cashier though.
sometimes they will be honest and invoke policy.
sometimes they will only follow policy if the customer demands it, with a dirty look too.

>>516552904 (OP)
>low trust society
and you wonder why ranjeet

>>516568095
>if the item doesn't ring up
or if the item rings up with the wrong price.

>>516552904 (OP)
Yeah I know some similar life hacks.
-you can get literally free money by shooting people and taking it from their wallet
-you can have sex anytime you want by going to your mom's house and raping her

>>516562002
Why would you need beta blockers? Are you trying to reduce your heart rate and blood pressure? Did you have a recent heart attack or ischemic episode?

>>516552904 (OP)
I would do this if those self checkout machines didn't "randomly" summon wagies here.

>>516567839
Women often get hired because they are more social and nepotistic. They are happy to fullfill a role and do that day in and day out.

But i know AI is replacing coders and people who took on 100k+ debt to learn to code are getting pushed aside. The jobs never getting replaced are nursing, trades, janitor. There's a lot of work out there you just need to waste your life doing it. Pushing papers, being a cog in the machine is spiritually and soul draining though. Work in modern society is not fun or rewarding.

>>516569012
>They are happy to fullfill a role and do that day in and day out.
I know. HR whores hire fellow instagram whores they follow on ig...

>>516569255
It's like gamergate but in the tech field. China mogs the west about this as obviously the unskilled HR rep is hiring for jobs she herself has no clue about. In order to get hired you have to pass her shit tests.

>>516569828
>her shit tests
Wonder what those are, probably male looks... But this is what she posts when she isn't working...

>>516570128
Meh.

She has an endless flow of simps validating her position. Somehow along the way females wormed their way into positions of authority and im not sure how to get rid of them.

>>516570558
>flow of simps validating her position
So much evidence proves this..
Normie men just like to have women around because it lights up brain I guess on a primal level.

>>516566833
Yes, it's still theft

>>516552904 (OP)
i do this with grapes. they sell me 12 grapes.. i often take a 13th grape from the store

>>516554295
>People can tell if a person is trustworthy or not.
lol
don't look at the multiple examples to the contrary
>>516571674
>present items to cashier
>pay cashier
>leave
where's the theft?

>>516571674
So the onus is me to make sure the cashier scans everything? And if they miss something and i don't point it out then it's my fault? I'm just wondering because it happens all the time. I think at the bargain stores i am shopping nobody really cares. Or rather it seems to depend greatly on the cashier.

>>516554217
I spent €100,000 this year on necessities and frivolities
You need to be valuable to someone to make good money, average pays average or below average.

>>516552904 (OP)
I-I TOOK ONE MORE THAN I PAID FOR GUYS I HAVE DEFEATED THE CORPORATIONS

>>516553103
Shut up Heinz at least you aren't speaking german, germany is long gone fren it doesnt belong to you. If you think you have any power there I must say you are sorely mistaken.

>>516552904 (OP)
At self checkout I change the sticker from regular fruit to the organic

>>516552904 (OP)
>By the same token, you can't blame me for abusing the fact that the cashier is not paid enough to give a fuck about this shit. I'm just playing the game. I'm playing his ass, in there.
No, we can. People like you are the reason why high trust societies have eroded. You can't even trust some faggot like (you) not to steal a pastry.