Thread 516552933

What are you doing /pol/? You do have a go-bag and survival plan, right?

>>516552933 (OP)
I'm right in the middle of one of the most dense populated industrial centers of central europe, I'm gonna pour myself a drink and call my gf and that's pretty much it

Survive for what?

>>516552933 (OP)
Iodine tablets, P3 mask, small electric bike is the choice to get out of the blast zone.
After that, it's all about finding the perpetrators.

>>516552933 (OP)
https://youtu.be/MkB0n8tk-FA
Fear with Nuclear Weapons

>>516552933 (OP)
Masterbate furiously

>>516553098
Your electric bike will be dead from the EMP blast.

>>516553098
stay inside for a couple days.
the dust is dangerous

>>516552933 (OP)
>tfw I only have a doomsday shitpost ready

Close the windows, pull the curtains and wait to see if I get vaporized or not.
If not, take the water, food and candles out of the basement, then catch up on some reading for the next couple of months.

>>516552933 (OP)
Reminder, if you see the blast, you have got 50% of the explosion's radiation already
You should rather not

>>516552933 (OP)
>What are you doing /pol/?
Laugh.

>>516553515
Same, but if I don’t get vaporized take out the weapons instead, rob a car, loot the shops for more weapon, food and water, trash my phone, kill people in their basements/shelters and loot their weapons and gold

>>516552933 (OP)
There's no nuke safe place here, although I can speculate which direction it will strike, and how far away.
>the advantage of having a military base nearby
First I grab the gas mask, because the building is likely to be severely damaged and catch fire.
Then I grab the mattress thing and toss it out the patio door, then hide under that laying along the wall, using the house for cover, and wait for the shockwave to pass.
In case I'm still alive then I'll put on the gas mask if necessary and move somewhere less radioactive after salvaging whatever is laying around.
>not like fallout is that fast, but stuff will be on fire

>>516553951
also make a base somewhere and collect women to breed.

>>516552933 (OP)
Considering that's London being nuked and I live about 200 miles away.
I'll run the water immediately to fill up some buckets, perhaps fill the bath tub. Close all windows and vents, duct tape seal around all external doors and windows too.
Got enough food for a week or more, and a camping stove and gas should the electricity or gas supply fail. Wait 2 weeks.

I hope I get in the impact zone and die. Enjoy your gay fallout.

>>516553953
In fact, if I have another 20 seconds to spare, which probably I do, I should hide behind neighbours house. Theirs is shielded by a 1.5 storey taller building across the road, while I have open street, and even while I run across the street that taller building will protect me from direct exposure to the flash, the shockwave is likely to arrive about 5 seconds later.

Wonder how well some kind of personal thermos flask would work to survive nuke. Given a solid steel shell and proper mounting it should insulate from the thermal flash and shockwave. Lead is cheap so slap some of that on the outside, but any material works for shielding in sufficient quantity, for instance:
May be ideal to make it some kind of trapdoor thing you jump into, like a missile silo in your yard, except it's yoursilo. Everything will pass over it, meaning it can withstand an even closer detonation, possibly down to 1km, if it's a small tactical nuke.
Just make sure nothing ends up laying on the lid.

>>516552933 (OP)
I live far from any targets, very rural. My best bet is to remain indoors for as long as necessary, to avoid fallout. I've got a couple of months worth of food and water. After that it's time to go out scavenging.

>>516553199
Not exactly. Just make sure the electronics are all covered in a solid metal shell, like a Faraday cage on crack cocaine, as in: not a cage but solid walls, nothing less will suffice.
EMP doesn't go through a solid conductor, and you probably won't need perfect hermetic sealing, because if you do you're almost certainly too close to survive the blast.
Mainly the thermal flash you have to worry about in the first milliseconds.
>everything that can burn and is exposed to the flash will burn
Fortunately the shockwave that arrives a few seconds later will put out the fires.
Unfortunately stuff starts flying around.
If you get that far and can still breathe you're fine for a couple minutes at least, depending on whether everything around you is on fire again or not. If that also isn't an issue you'll be okay for two days or so untill you get dat radioactive contamination.

Run towards the mushroom cloud you faggots. Everything else will be a lot worse.

would you rather get burnt to death in an instant by the thermal radiation or obliterated by the supersonic shockwave that follows

>>516552933 (OP)

Nothing to do that close of blast. You welcoming death.

>>516556325
This won't even help much unless you literally want to help the injured closer to the blast.
By the time you see a mushroom cloud things have run their course, and if you also can still run then you weren't really affected by the explosion.
>typical German Gutmensch, my fellow anons

>>516552933 (OP)
if you saw that shit like in the pic it doesn't matter much, because you no longer have eyes.
or skin.

>>516556751
That's not exactly true. Just hide behind something very massive that ideally won't fall on top of you. People in basements or subways will survive some pretty close nuclear detonations.
For a while at least. Not an enviable position to be in.
In terms of effects, besides the thermal pulse, it's just a big high explosive bomb. Meaning if you're not exposed to the flash and shielded from the shockwave you're fine, sort of. Maybe.

>>516557155
Judging by the size of the cloud that's maybe 5kt. Distance? 3-4000m?
If you didn't look into the flash you may well be totally fine, especially up there in the air.

>>516552933 (OP)
Im drying my hair

>>516557693
If you're at the right distance this will work well, just turn your back to the detonation point and hold your hair fanned out. Apply a lot of high factor sunscreen beforehand tho.

>>516552933 (OP)

im far enough away from the nearest major urban center so I won't get caught in the blast. Safest thing for me would be to shelter in place until the heathens are purged.

>>516552933 (OP)
I clap for anglos getting nuked.

>>516552933 (OP)
I wish nuclear weapons were real.

>>516552933 (OP)
bust a fat one

>>516552933 (OP)
see the nukes
we are japan now!
~AYOOOOOOOO

>>516553098
Electric? The first thing to go out will be the electric grid.

>>516552933 (OP)
I live by macdill afb so I'm gone in the blast which is ideal desu

>>516552933 (OP)
I go down to the air raid shelter in the basement.

>>516552933 (OP)
60 Seconds?! That’s a stretch.
You would at least get a few hours to prepare in a normal scenario.
Anyway, assuming I do have 60 seconds this is the plan:
>Equip gas mask, weapons, bag with supplies, weapons
>Change into combat uniform
>Shove cat in pet carrier
>Carry everything down to my fallout bunker (a small, concrete bicycle store room with no windows and very thick walls)
>Stay in shelter and protect my pet and supplies with my life until it’s safe to evacuate

>>516552933 (OP)
I scream FUCK MY NIGGER LIFE in my last moments

Assuming it’s a gradual build up of events and I get a few hours to prepare, I would do the same as this post >>516560363 - Except instead of going to the store room I’d take supplies to my car and drive very far away and set up a camp in a remote area, either in tents or an abandoned shelter.
This would be the goal even if I did have to stay in the store room. The only difference is if I only had 60 seconds to prepare I would have to hunker down somewhere urban until it’s safe to travel.
You can skip the fallout shelter step if you have extra prep time.

>>516553098
Electric bikes are utterly retarded in a SHTF scenario, it’ll be good for the first two hours and then you’ll never be able to charge it or use it again. What you want is a car with a full tank of fuel, 120L of petrol in Jerry cans, and a manual single gear bike in the boot that is piss easy to maintain should anything go wrong on it, chains and tyres can be salvaged off other bikes if you must. This way you will have the car to get you ages away from the zone and always have some form of transportation should the car fail or fuel become scarce.
The best vehicle in an apocalypse would unironically be a bmx

>>516552933 (OP)
Thats easy. I will just open hatch under my house and get into abandoned coalnmine from 90s. My father already build small stash here. There is underground wster as well. In case im in hospital at my work i will enter shelter buold by commies durong cold.war. its still maintained. I have CZ 75 in my locker so i just shoot anyone trying to enter this shelter with me.

>>516552933 (OP)
Raider plan all the way. Imma pillage and murder all the larpers and take their shit. So, if you wouldnt mind make sure all your silver coins are in nice neat rolls, please.

>>516553098
your p3 mask won’t do shit if you get fallout dust in your eyes or any sort of chemical weapon goes off, you need a full face with P100 CBRN filters and you need to learn how to Decon your gear and wash off radiation

>>516560434
Based

>>516552933 (OP)
I would fall to my knees and praise god for destroying the reprobate degenerate brits. far too long, since the ancient times of rome, has the british "people" traitorously sold their own people out, and will continue to do so until a cleansing fire wipes the lands clean of their genetic filth. they have always, and always will, side with that of the filthy shitskin invader. even during the times of the raj and colonialism, the entire point and purpose was to do to their own people what the american boomers did to us- sell off all the jobs to foreign shitskins and undercut the livelihoods of their own people.

if we are so lucky here in usa for the same, we can hope that the future humans left will have no memory whatsoever of the british. burn in hell you sick faggots.

death, pain, misery, and suffering to the king, all royals, all peers, parliament, and every british "man" walking the earth.

>>516561951
While you do need a full face mask, obviously, and ideally even a rebreather set with compressed air or oxygen just in case, you're fine with a bunch of military surplus filters and disposable overalls, or even a few raincoats and rubber boots.
Also bring a Geiger counter, heh, because obviously your entire job should be staying out of heavily contaminated areas, not operating there.

>>516561951
Most modern chemical weapons are nerve agents, you are fucked without a constant dose of antidotes. Even if you have full CBRN gear, you're fucked without them.

For fallout, N95 masks, goggles and disposable suits are more than enough. Proper decontamination is key, of course.

https://youtu.be/Msfrit12u0M?t=2596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryS3QKcpYyI
Everyone should watch the british movie "Threads" and despair.

>>516563994
There's the fire problem still.
If you're anywhere near a nuclear explosion odds are shit's on fire yo, so please get a proper full face gas mask and filters.
You can get fema tier equipment for 200 bucks, although to deal with really serious situations you'll need to shell out another 2-300 for a used rebreather set and tanks.
While you're at it: buy one of those fire department overcoats made from Aramid fibers. It can withstand some 800 degrees. Would probably even let you survive fairly close exposure to the flash.
Also helps to prevent you from getting toasted by fires that aren't yourself.
Surplus fire department, disaster relief and military gear all is pretty affordable.

>>516552933 (OP)
move into the comfy inner food larder with emergency pillow,sleeping bag & FM/AW/SW radio

>>516552933 (OP)
i'll die
simple as

>>516552933 (OP)
Im gonna SHITPOST HARD on /POL FOR 60SECOND

>>516557155
Nukes are fake bro

>>516552933 (OP)
Wait for 2 weeks over here

>>516564709
based dead enjoyer

>>516560434

Least you get rid off it.

>>516564767
RIP

>>516552933 (OP)
I live in a country that has nukes itself at least 600 times. I doubt one more will make much of a difference.

>>516552933 (OP)
I will post nothing ever happens, then post that I will now be with my tailed waifloof.
And then I will be free.

>>516564767
>he doesn't drop down into his bunker and keeps shitposting even with a mere pencil and paper, whatever it takes, knowing the day of return would come, filling many pages daily, as slowly civilization is rebuilt from the ashes.
Finally 5G comes back on, the signal to resurface from your hiding place and upload those 800 pages of immaculate pencil written shitposts and bait.

Nukes are as real as the holocaust.

Picture related, the literal smoking gun proof that nukes are fake.

A flash, trivial in post-production, and then a huge, rising, swirling FIREBALL, actively burning, PRODUCING black smoke. Black carbon smoke. Why is there a huge column of particulate carbon smoke? Where is the carbon coming from? Particulate carbon couldn’t exist in the conditions of an atmospheric nuclear explosion (hot and oxygen rich), and the carbon itself is inexplicable.
>i-its just really hot air!
There’s a word for “really hot air” Plasma, does this look like plasma? Does plasma produce smoke? This is not plasma, this is not hot air, this is a pyrotechnic display.
>i-its dust!
We can see dust kicked up at the peripheral, this is not dust, dust is not carbon black.
>t-thats a fake video
While technically correct (as nukes are fake). That is an authentic military film from the Teapot MET “nuclear weapon” detonation. Claimed to be 22kt yield.

>the flash
Why does the light from the “nuke” not interact with the environment in the film? The scene fades in after the flash, we should be observing the light shift from nuke illumination to sun illumination, but the lighting in the larger scene does not change at all, no shadows moving, no change in the background hills, no change in the foreground, the flash shows no signs of being from the scene, merely an after-effect applied to the entire film frame in post-production.

>muh Hiroshima, muh Nagasaki
Zero radiation, zero increased cancer rates, destruction indistinguishable from other large fire bombings of the war (Dresden etc), brutal censorship regime after the war that destroyed medical records and punished any questioning of the nuke narrative.

Fake and gay.

>>516552933 (OP)

Honestly nuking London would be a blessed relief. This shithole is cooked.

>>516565235
You should probably take some precautions at least? It's by no means guaranteed to kill you, even living in a basement and having your blinds shut in true neckbeard fashion could ensure your survival. You can take steps that will make certain that your are obliterated in a fairly reliable manner. Get onto the roof, for instance. That's practically certain death.

>>516565466
What about radioactivity or radiation in general? Does that shit exist?

>>516552933 (OP)
>London nuked
I mean, we have some rum in the cupboard under the stairs

>>516552933 (OP)
nigger if you only have 60 seconds a go back wont even save your ass.
What are you gonna do? Out run a nuclear blast in 60 seconds?

>>516552933 (OP)
Nothing. I literally do not give a single flying fuck about it. I got better shit to do than to worry about dying. Fear is such a waste of time.

>>516565796
Your alcohol prices are fucking insane but I'll buy you a decent bottle if London is nuked.

>>516552933 (OP)
Inb4 MUH NUKES ARE FAKE.

>>516552933 (OP)
>London nuked
I have a cake and a bottle of wine.
I will be fine watching the glow on the horizon.

>>516565895
At least stand behind the concrete pillar or whatever? You do have certain responsibilities of self-care, Ivan. Do you bathe? So stand behind the pillar until the thing is gone.

>>516553098
>>516561663
maximum speed of average electrical bike is something like 45km/h
if you want to survive atomic blast you need to get into a concrete building that is at lest 500 meters from the blast.
if we convert kilometers to meters and hours to seconds
3600s/45000m * 500m
you have 40 seconds to ride as fast as you can to safety.
technically possible

>>516566593
A good target may be an underground car park, or one at least partially submerged, as long as it's a steel frame structure (upper levels will collapse and maybe melt a bit).

>>516565466
>A flash, trivial in post-production
Yeah, I also believe this would be fake. It's just how they censored the initial fireball because it was strategic information.
>swirling FIREBALL
It's hot
>actively burning
You're mistaking incandescence for combustion
>PRODUCING black smoke
This is debris, both from the ground and from the bomb itself.
>Black carbon smoke.
Black does not mean carbon. The "soot" you see in the cloud is probably mostly vitrified sand. Fake or not, these bombs produced fairly large craters in the ground, and the material went somewhere.
>dust kicked up at the peripheral, this is not dust
That's the stuff that didn't get glassed.

>>516565773
It's certainly real.

>>516552933 (OP)
I'm far enough from London that I don't have to worry about the blast, but I'd try to stay indoors for a week so the worst of the fallout can decay.

Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B.

https://youtu.be/1iAYhQsQhSY

Bathtub, water bottles? What else? Lol

>>516566942
>stay indoors for a week
Why? Air quality would probably improve now that there are suddenly no indians or arabs shitting up the place. Go out and enjoy the nice and clean air

>>516565638
Eh, either I die doing what I love or I don't and don't waste time doing unnecessary things.
What you forget is that this is a Clown World and so no man worth anything fears death for we never lived!
Also, no basement.

>>516564767
lol

>>516566942
What were the chances of you going outside that week to begin with?

>>516567636
Pretty slim, to be honest.

>>516567828
Same.

>>516566817
i saw a lecture on the subject. in general, any concrete structure would be enough to withstand an explosion like the one in hiroshima but in terms of survival it's 50 50.
most of the buildings in japan were made of paper and wood, that's why they turned to dust.

>>516553953
not true. Unless a major power wants to specifically eradicate Germany, all plans leave decent spots where nothing drops.
>Hint: If you are concerned with nukes, move to Meckpomm.

>>516556996
the good news is that a nuke would finally teach Germans how friendly nonwhites behave in extreme situation. The bad news is that most survivors would not outlive the lesson.

>>516552933 (OP)
If you're in a city, you're fucked unless it's the opposite side.
Even then, the best case scenario means you somehow got your hands on enough iodine pills, your larder can get you through the next month and they manage to fix water access.

While a full scale nuclear world war would ultimately be great for the White race, 99+% would of us would do the dying thingie, including slow, painful and futile tribal mini war for irradiated food scraps.

>>516566141
I molt.

>>516553953
>the building is likely to be severely damaged and catch fire
the only mention of a structure fire/collapse is from a g*rm
you faggots should be ashamed of yourselves
>>516568173
Remember that the types of weapons that would plausibly be used today would be far stronger than the early ones from the 40s. MIRV warheads can have yields in the hundreds of kt, and modern construction is far less resistant to these forces.
These types of wooden apartments in the US would be fucking annihilated, for example.

>>516552933 (OP)
Hope the Rapture takes me.
>Romans 10:13 "For, ‘Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved’".

>>516568754
based

>>516568754
>I molt
What do you do with the shed skins?

>>516568780
>weapons that would plausibly be used today would be far stronger than the early ones from the 40s. MIRV warheads can have yields in the hundreds of kt,
thing is that the power of blast is not the most significant factor.
they need the explosion to be able to expand and damage as much of the area as possible, which is why the bomb's ignition happens hundreds of meters above the ground.
a bigger explosion doesn't necessarily make it more efficient, the tsar bomb, for example, was virtually useless in these respects.

>>516568780
I live in a brick and mortar single family home and the nuke bursts at 400m altitude 6000m away, so yes, it will fucking catch fire and the blast wave will blow out the windows and doors at least.

>>516568599
I just mean in my direct vicinity. There's nothing that could be considered a nuclear shelter structure nearby.

>>516552933 (OP)
grabbing clothes, water, some food and off into the basement.

>>516569624
>the power of blast is not the most significant factor
It's easily one of the most significant factors.
>they need the explosion to be able to expand and damage as much of the area as possible
While this is true, it does not contradict what I said.
>a bigger explosion doesn't necessarily make it more efficient
To an extent, it actually does. You get better yield as you scale up. Obviously there's a practical upper limit, but that's beside the point, because we're talking about deployed weapons, not tests.
>>516570559
I wish you good luck in surviving the blast, anon
>the nuke bursts at 400m altitude 6000m away
How do you know this?

>>516552933 (OP)
>finally the sweat release of death, fuck this gay planet

>>516552933 (OP)
>jewish meme bombs
Kek, this crap again. Watch more TV retard!

>>516570769
>While this is true, it does not contradict what I said.
it is.
i don't remember exactly, but there's a formula for a square area where the power of the explosion becomes irrelevant.
i don't understand much about these things. i'm just reciting a lecture i saw from a physicist who was involved in the development of atomic bombs.
anyhow this is beyond the conversation scope, you and me don't know shit about this, so there is no point to argue

>>516560363
You're expecting the people that told you to take the clot shots and are hiding the elevated death stats right now are going to tell you human society as you know it is ending in an hour?
Yeah, sure.

>>516553088
>call my gf

she at the bull's house most of the time?

>>516571573
>a formula for a square area where the power of the explosion becomes irrelevant
Yes, this is true for every explosive weapon. Area of effect is not linear to explosive power.
The point he was making (in very simplified terms) is that bigger bombs do not inherently mean a similar increase in damage due to the way that they are deployed. For example, a B83 has a different use case from missiles.
>i'm just reciting a lecture i saw from a physicist who was involved in the development of atomic bombs.
And I am also a physicist related to atomic bombs (and military science).
>you and me don't know shit about this
I do know shit about it, so I will contest.

>>516573248
>I am also a physicist related to atomic bombs
cool story nigger.
inflect me later with your insights i have some shit to do

>>516573819
Don't forget to turn on your memeflag

>>516560363
>You would at least get a few hours to prepare in a normal scenario.
LMAO! You wont be told shit until you see the mushroom cloud's

>>516570769
>How do you know this?
Would be right above the military airbase, the only military target in the vicinity.

>>516552933 (OP)
I would be running / driving as fast as I possibly could into the blast. Fuck this clown world hellscape.

>>516552933 (OP)
You can't run from a nuclear bomb blast. You'd have to be in your car the second the missiles launched and going warp 9. Think you can clear 100 miles in nine minutes? Because that's about as long as you'll have.

>>516560363
>You would at least get a few hours to prepare in a normal scenario.
Absolute muppet retard, here.

Newsflash: The "Civil Defense" meme in America was just for the illusion of safety. In the event of a nuclear attack the government would say NOTHING.

Why?

To keep the highways and evac routes clear for themselves and permit air travel out of the affected area.

>>516574602
As long as London is turned to paki-plasma, I'm certain I can survive the grief and anguish.

As many have noted, at this close of a range in the photo:
- You've already received 50% or more of the radiation from the air burst unless you were behind a thick concrete wall
- Are probably doomed to have all the breathable air ripped away within 5-30 seconds from seeing this once the shock wave reaches you
- You'll most likely be incinerated and/or flung a great distance at a great speed in any moment from said shock wave

In this instance, I'd probably try to pray my timeline resets and I wake up in an alt-universe with this being a dream. Would much rather that be the case than survive from this vantage point.

Surviving this would most likely entail:
- Significant radiation sickness over the coming weeks
- charred body from burns due to heat and pressure changes
- broken bones from being flung into stuff, let alone impacted by the shock wave itself
- being permanently deaf

If you happened to be underground in a subway tunnel, it would probably suck as well due to there being zero containment doors to the outside at station entrances or tunnel ends. The airbust would suck all the air out of the tunnels, so if the radiation and heat didn't reach you, then you'd probably have to hold your breath for 30-60 seconds, if the pressure drop didn't rip the air right out of your lungs. IF you survive this, the first breath you'd take once air rushes back into the tunnels would be full of smoke, radioactive particulates, and ash consisting of burnt insulation and hazardous materials common in construction. Hopefully it wasn't a hydrogen bomb because any significant cratering could collapse the tunnel.

Military bunkers designed to endure a thermonuke attack are MUCH deeper than subways/railways, they have thick doors designed to endure the pressure gradient of an explosion, and have their own internal HVAC systems that don't tie into the outside air; or if so, it's selectively.

>>516553098
>Iodine tablets, P3 mask
this, i too am ready to rock anon

>>516561951
>P100 CBRN filters
got this covered

>>516552933 (OP)
My advice for anyone looking to protect electronics.
>Go to pawnshop and buy a small solid steel workers toolbox
>use a solvent to strip the paint off of the mating faces of the lid and lip of the box
>wrap electric item first in a plastic bag and then into a ball of foil.
>wrap each item like this twice before placing them into a cardboard box inside the sealed toolbox
>once the lid is sealed, you can wrap all of its cracks with aluminum HVAC tape
This is a good way to protect small electronic devices and batteries from low to moderate EMP damage.
>Test your toolbox by powering on a hand-held radio and sealing it inside
>when the lid is closed/tape is applied, the radio will lose signal.

>>516577505
I keep a few packs of batteries, a couple of flashlights, two handheld radios, and some electric tools(drill and small saw) in a homemade Faraday cage like this. I expect to never open it nor to need them, but I keep it on a shelf in the bottom of my garage just in case..