Thread 516567584

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>>516567584 (OP)
Uguu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL1jgagCwfs&

thread theme

Josh is a jewish paedophile

Many utmost right will vote left

>>516567717
Had done fasting during lent was difficult trying to stay away from sweets and sugar but managed :@

>>516567944
No, real fasting, no food just water

>>516568040
Oo. I haven't tried that though I keep a bottle of water nearby

Not got a good feeling about this thread

Conviction. Fastidiousness. Absolute intellect.

>>516568107
Twice a week, no food on Wednesdays and Fridays. Just water.

https://xcancel.com/BowesChay/status/1968813634710065644#m
>if you're wondering who's running your life
>the two most powerful men in the world, Donald Trump and King Charles
Kek normoids are so retarded

>>516568107
try it, start with 3 days
it makes you feel so clean and pure
that dirty feeling you get after wanking inversed
and your thoughts become so clear

wahey its friday and only 15 mins of work left

>>516568129
<(^-^)>

>>516568235
>it makes you feel so clean and pure

Does that kick in on the third day?

>>516568390
Spot the white person

>>516568390
this is where gary stevenson is from, and his parents currently live, and people question why he doesn't oppose immigration
because he lives in a fucking shithole

>>516567584 (OP)
You got a license for that electric scooter?

>>516568211
Isakson with the worst possible take

>>516568426
It's not about chasing a specific feeling or something happening on a day like drugs
it's more like learning to sit with suffering and getting blessed

>>516568390
Seas of brown faces will never not be disgusting

>>516568245
I finished when I woke up. WFH Fridays.

Might move to South East Asia.

>>516568630
Why

>>516568712
He's doing a bit.

at first i thought it was a joke and then it dawned upon me: jamaicans really talk like that

>>516568712
Seems better than this shithole. I'd risk dengue or rabies over living under Starmer's Ever Watchful Eye.

>>516568863
Jamaicans (bob marley son of an english royal marine) exist purely so Chet Hanks could invent white boy summer

>>516568863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws235sUCGHA

>>516568904
Why is this country a shithole?

>>516568904
Live in Thailand n just never return unless u go back to the airport they don't give a fuck if u overstay ur visa. I went over mine that was 3 month and stayed for 8. Or just do the border trip now and then

Bugbangers

My fadda was a guy yunno, from England here, yunno
- Bob Marley

Josh in?

>>516569068
Still would, i'd coat this air balloon in flammable substances and go to town

>>516569133
eat shit you fat cunt

>>516568390
Isn't it strange how they all wear black.
In their home countries, BAMEs tend to wear bright colours. But here, it's always black.

>>516569068
See this fat cunt only ever talks about what she eats. This is what foot posters look like, only 'male'. Thinking eating is something super interesting because it's literally all they've got in their fat cunt lives.
Newsflash niggers, everyone has to eat, it's not interesting, nobody is interested in what you eat except maybe other fat cunts with fuck all going on in their barely mobile lives.

>>516569343
>Newsflash niggers, everyone has to eat, it's not interesting, nobody is interested
i bet she gets a trillion views

>>516569244
Yeah, I was wondering about that. Any theories?

>>516569244
used to wear mostly black all the time
but i dont want to look like a bame
got a black jacket for my birthday, haven't worn it once

>>516569133
Be in jail soon now he's posting sea pea on tumblr.

>>516569421
I knew you'd reply, you're a stub but I'm willing to bet you made some lame joke about a typo like the vapid loser you are. Kill yourself.

>>516569490
Qrd?

Heard Donald's health is worse than they're letting on.
Explains the increasingly unhinged rhetoric he's spewing.

>>516569463
Jesus that's disgusting, look at these mouth breathing semihumans, as if our cities are filled with this human waste.
What a black future we're facing.

I've really been mentally pouring over my actions on the bus the other night
there was a moment where the criminal was saying 'there's nothing you can do, standard'
where i was on the verge of kicking off
i fantasised about punching him and his dad in the head
outcome was they got arrested and everyone got home
lad who wasn't involved got a black eye
it was only me who had the full context
i knew he was upset with the bus driver because i was sat behind him when he made that phone call and did nothing because people have bravado and say shit they don't mean to women
i said nothing when he was insulting the driver and calling him a nonce
so even if the outcome was right did i do the right thing
i sheepishly said to the lad who got punched 'cheers' under my breath
i felt i'd done something wrong

more broadly, because this is quite a narrow thing
how do we know what we've done is right
it's easy to justify ANY BEHAVIOUR after the fact
how can we do the right thing in the moment, did i, how can i know?
i want to do the right thing

>>516569463
Grim. All those sticking-out lips. Full-on monkey faces.

>>516568245
>>516568622

Anyone have the webm of that wog family pouring a bucket of slop onto their kitchen counter and starting to eat it? There's another one with some sausages that's equally disgusting.

>>516569744
I don't live near them, so until I saw webms like this I had no idea how bad it had become in some places. Blackpilled bad desu

>>516569954
imagine the smell

>>516569930
Why would anyone save that, it makes me gag and I have to close it long before it's finished.

>>516569838
I could have been sat here now having done violence, having really hurt this person and his dad
I know i'm capable of that
but maybe i have charges
yet me not doing anything meant everyone got home safe
except the guy that got punched in the eye who did nothing wrong
i don't know

>>516569954
5 or so years and they're all voting age, apocalyptic levels of niggerdom, what a way to go out.

>>516569930
i have this sir
brahmin cooking

Josh hasn't posted cp on his tumblr. I just checked. Y'all will say anything these days FFS.

>>516568129
Oi twunt - what about me?

>>516569463
Seeing stuff like this is one of the things that killed any civic nationalist sentiments I once had. They looked, sounded, and acted so foreign that I just couldn't pretend that I had anything in common with them. If creatures like them are British, what the fuck was I? Because we are clearly nothing alike.

>>516570150
Obviously being a christian means mercy, but mercy requires strength
i don't think i was scared into inaction but who would admit that to themselves
it's so difficult

>>516569726
He posted sea pea on tumblr.

>>516568390
What is this a barber shop for minorities or something? I assume that's why there's no whites because they only do black haircuts and stuff?

>>516570448
Where? I can't see it.

>>516569343
Whinging about din dins posting is less interesting than din dins posting

>>516568863
>at first i thought it was a joke

Actually if they really are lowering the voting age to 16, most of them will be eligible next election.
There is no political solution.

>>516570553
Weird how you always show up when people say anything about the fat jewish nonce.

>>516570420
Best thing to do in that case if it occurs again is to dispassionately offer to fight

>>516569744
Machete 2k
In the grim darkieness of the near future, there is only turf war.

>>516568863
>at first i thought it was a joke.

Me winky done a milky

>>516570536
>people who complain about jews are worse than jews
This is always the argument from spamming faggots, 'le spam complainers are worse than the spammers', shut your fucking mouth you stupid little prat, you haven't two braincells to rub together. Get in the filter with the rest of your cunt IDs you cunt.

>>516570687
God grant me powers of discernment and courage

>>516569893
>sorry, teams didn't notify me you were calling
>you know I use Linux
>virtual integrity timeout
>you have my worlphone number if it was that urgent
>was having a shit
>internet dropped out
>duplicated replication timeout
>I was on lunch
>pebkac error
>illegal desynchronization operation
Of during meetings I draw them out an hour past the allotted finishing time

>>516570013
>imagine the smell

>>516570402
Envy the boomer, for the only BAMEs he encountered where the very best of the best of their kind.
And even then, they weren't all that.

>>516570515
It's a Paki takeaway from Bradford that's been opening a lot of new locations recently. I live near one of the first ones they opened outside Bradford (help me)

>>516570515
BAME fast food chain
https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/24973344.mr-ts-owner-speaks-90k-fine-illegal-workers/

>>516569893
I cant sleep without background noise D: even if its just trains in my backyard

lol that lad's absolutely fuming, needs a spliff and a lie down

>>516570866
Boomers experience of bames is the clear table scene in human traffic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydrp9rIcC4M

moving out of absolute poverty next year. can't wait.

>>516570523
https://mrjoshisattvablack.tumblr.com/

>>516568390
It's a great litmus test seeing this footage and feeling physically nauseous. The path stays true.

genuinely hilarious how there are fully grown men who are 30+ or older that stalk josh on tumblr and screenshot his posts here

like holy shit I’d expect that behaviour from crystal cafe “lolcow” obsessed femcels but 4chan, /pol/ tier right wing armchair natsoc pseudosociopathic ultra-faux-masculine political extremists?

its no wonder the right is losing the ideological war when you’ve got men like that in its ranks popularising that kind of behaviour

>>516570910
Honestly hate the niggering of Britain so much, what a grim way to go out

>>516571035
Good luck fren! <3 been there, rowhouses public school and all that awful mess.

>>516570294
I cannot imagine my country being crowded like this. I have no idea where those half million Ukrainians went but they are not in streets like this. I feel blessed. We were so lucky.

>>516571005
they were really high on mandy in these scenes
and in the sopranos when they were drunk or stoned they were really drunk or stoned
but chris didn't take smack

Why do they say Milei sent Argentina’s gold to London? I have so many questions.

I’ve never been to Europe and I don’t want to go. But if I do I would probably go somewhere stupid like Chelsea.
Would an outfit like this work if I wore my ceremonial Scottish sword?

is it relly 56mm normal girth, seems a bit large

>>516571214
Unironically looks like Tampon Tim here in USA lmao just as desperate lookin too

>>516570909
>Paki takeaway

>>516571214
>news and politics
nah fuck that he was sick on hyperia his face went well windy
he's got my vote

>>516571137
>muh VPN
Off you fuck into the filter today faggotnigger

>>516570402
>we are clearly nothing alike.
That's just racism.

>>516571380
>news and politic

who is this bot replying to?

>>516571037
Ok so I assume you're talking about this?

>>516567584 (OP)
I'm not skipping chippy tea. Might get spam fritters tonight. With a chip roll chaser.

>>516571474
Last thread was 1PAK
and now it's qreep
creep

>>516571336

Bro! Fucking nightmare fuel.

>>516571560
Vive y aprende

>>516571491
SlopGPT says legal.

>>516571121
He’s a good lad

>>516570910
those store designs always feel so Potemkin village everything has no substance or depth bit like AI design slop but in 3D

>>516571214
The euphoria of the pendulum swinging back from this nonsense and seeing these cretins tie themselves in knots over a basic question like this, so as to avoid offending a fraction of the population that's clinically insane.
It's sad that it made it this far, but it makes for some entertaining moments.

>flurry of forrenflags
Yep. Its dribbling spastic o'clock

>>516571491
Jesus.
Josh is most definetly a paedo.
The evidence is overwhelming.

>>516571433
The hell you on about, crackpot. You get indians and mudslimes, we got more slavs into slavonic nation. Next time eu goes at us with migrant quotas we show our Olegs and Marianas and dab on them. U jelly?

>>516571719
ed davey can't live
he's like a shell that some mollusc has left on the sea floor

>>516571550
Why not queef?

>>516571214
Ed Davey faps to traps

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Os7Z94UYa4&

>torrent of 1pbtid
Right. I'm gonna go play VS for a few hours. I bet when I come back later he'll still be samefagging.

>>516571736
he's been here since 5am the Sad Fat Loser

>say chippy tea all the time I do me
>Sound like a proper normal down to earth lad me
>As if I'm not a petulant little no life turd
>Say it six times a day I do
>So you know I'm just a normal lad me

>>516571784
>Josh is most definetly a paedo.
Duh.

>>516571842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wrdU2tlfOc

Taylor Swift - London Boy (Official Audio)

https://youtu.be/VsKoOH6DVys

Maybe some swifties will tie some knots now that she’s getting married.

>>516567584 (OP)
>Britain's fattest man
Doesn't hold a candle to rJack. Miss him tbqh

>>516570358
>what about me?

>>516571214
The easy way out is to say that bepenised women are transmen. You can still pretend they exist.

>>516572064
Heavy doubt. Whatever kelce is that is not a man, that is a simp who has no downstairs mixup

>>516571854
still not voting for him unles they legalise weed

i'm on karaage tonight lads. chippy tea tomorrow, from t' dragon chinese chippy. beef curry, beef fried rice, bbq ribs. but they are proper tight arses these days, they don't throw in free crackers even though it's like 20 quid

>>516568165
try doing 3 day dry fast once a week, maybe monday to wednesday. going over 3 days is kind of risky. but you can't really do it if you shower, it's much easier if you have 3 days where you dont leave the house

Chippy tea nationalism

that hippie schizo woman with dreadlocks was right
protect your energy

>shanin blake
>blake
of course

>She was born in Moscow, Idaho
of course

>>516572073
arjack harkonnen

>>516572402
>Irish: shortened Anglicized form of Gaelic Ó Labhradha (see Lavery ). English (northern) and Scottish: from a pet form of Lawrence . English (southwestern): from Lowery in Devon, named with the Old English personal name Lēofa or Lufa + Old English worthig 'enclosure'.

I just wanna take fencing lessons and drink in the afternoon. They have Polo here in Argentina but I’m not sure about fencing.

M.I.A. - Paper Planes

https://youtu.be/ewRjZoRtu0Y

>just a normal lad
>just talking about me scran
>normal as anything me I am
>probably had friends growing up didn't I
>just a down to earth lad
>who doesn't like a chippy tea eh?
New spam phrase for the filter

Ugh can we please talk about Josh some more?

>>516571719
It's funny how Labour are upsetting all of their usual supporters by "lurching to the right" out of fear of Reform.
It would be nice if it woke up more people to the reality that politicians are all a part of the same one club and the things they say are meaningless.

sargon getting fiesty

>>516572521
Tried watching polo cannae get into it, love horse racing though ^^

>>516571687
>Last November, Mr Malik spoke of his intentions of opening another 10 stores in 2025 and to have at least 200 within the next decade.
A vision of hell

>>516571784
Gemini also says it's legal.

>>516572614
I fucking love sargon

What's for din dins, lads?

>>516567584 (OP)
>migrant
nice careful use of newspeak, don't want to use the naughty word "immigrant", best to use the newly updated newspeak the moment the media tells you to.
>2015 - "immigrant" replaced with "migrant" coincidentally when millions of third world shitskins were flooding into Europe
>everyone immediately adopts the newspeak, despite claiming to be 'aware' or against shitskin invasions

Anylad aroun here like darkies?

>https://x.com/i/status/1968693418185392446

Watch Starmer literally shit himself as Trump leans over him and asks him about Mandelson

Fuck me the train is actually on time today. That's rare
Me ex squeeze got evicted last week after a long battle with her cunt of a landlady so if I want to go see her I have to take the fucking train now. Proper miss her old flat it was right in the centre of town and was a little place of sanctuary for me......somewhere I could always go to get away from shit for a while if I needed it. Now it's gone and it actually stings emotionally

>>516572454
Lel.
Trying to find the "jacks creation" remix on jewtube and failing miserably atm
Fucking fuming with the bitch landlady, might spread a rumour she's kicked her tenants out to convert it into a boatwog HMO or summat.

>>516572723
Blackpool lass! Why are they all slappers now?

>>516572770
>steak
wtf is that shite? it looks like some sort of vegan imitation steak

>>516571452
>That's just racism.
So what?

>>516572770

I'm having some pork ribs in barbeque sauce, together with oven-ready triple cooked chips.

Got 'em from Sainsburys yesterday.

>>516572771
>nomadic citizen of the world

>>516572614
Hasan is a sack of shit

>>516572811
Was seeing pictures of trump eating when Charles was talking was that real?

>>516572871
blackpools biggest export is that millie b riff on tiktok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjvlnneEto

>>516572670
I don't care if it's legal.
It's legal to fuck a 14 year old in Holland.
Still makes you a nonce if you're a middle aged man preying on girls that young.
Josh has posted CP on multiple occasions and that pic is just a window into his psyche. He's a wrong'un.

>>516572887
https://plantifullybasedblog.com/2023/10/28/easy-vegan-steak-no-seitan/

>>516572614

He was fine a while ago…

Taylor Swift - You Need To Calm Down

https://youtu.be/Dkk9gvTmCXY

“Shade never made anyone less gay”

As they say

>>516572811

Thought Trump put on a good show, me. I particularly enjoyed the bit when he patted Starmer patronisingly only the shoulder and called him a good lad, before grinning and bursting into a giggle.

>>516572941
>So what?
Nothing lad. Carry on. I also have noticed the differences.

>>516572811
Trouble is Trump was also very close to Epstein. This is just as likely him trying to avoid the question as much as possible and handing over to Starmer. Epstein's racket has both our countries by the balls.

>>516572976
>oven-ready triple cooked chips.
So, oven chips?
Disgusting.

>>516573037
>millie b riff
No thanks - still chose Jenna

>>516573265
What are you even saying you fucking retard
you fucking retard
reload
you fucking retard

>>516573081
Grok also confirms legal.

>>516573261

These are good chips like. I'm a chip connoisseur me.

>>516573037
>blackpools biggest export
Then there's me of course - humble

qrd on the significance of the number 9?

>>516573331
why is your id changing with every post

>>516573393
are you from blackpool

>>516573317
Are you having a stroke ? Parents closely related???

>>516572906
>I now identify as a victim of domestic abuse actually
The more desperate they get the more sickening the narrative they make up in their head becomes. And this is why someone like Charlie Kirk gets assassinated. For preaching the most basic conservative/christian values.

>>516573541
what point are you even making you evil Phoenician bastid

>>516573461
Yep - glad to be out though

>>516573638
ditto

Lads, a few years ago I had some roast chicken coated in ale or beer from Morrisons (I think). I still think about it to this day. Very nice and very unique flavour. Need to find if they still make that or make it for myself.
Pic unrelated.

ITS FRIDAY LADS ITS FUCKING FRIDAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>516567584 (OP)
Nigger kys

>>516573627

You want blood and thunder!

WOW!

I’m going back to vidya then. Apparently sending mixed messages gets people killed these days.

>>516573745
Shut the fuck up brigger

>>516573422
6 actually

>>516573627
I think you've missed the point heh they're saying they dread Trump leaving because for a little while Starmer stopped giving conferences about how English people are evil nazis that don't matter
Starmer is the abusive husband in the joke and Trump is the nice house guest before Starmer shuts the door behind him, takes off his belt and goes back to bashing the English

>>516573745
It doesn't matter what day it is, it's always a good day to talk about Josh! :)

>>516573741
>roast chicken coated in ale or beer
corr

His tumblr is wank anyway, it's just him pretending badly to be deep in the hopes of starting some online only reply relationship with some bpd art hoe.
No doubt it failed because of how painfully desperate it obviously is.
He's such a vapid and disgusting cretin.

>>516573437
It's a secret.

British people are the closest thing to white niggers

>>516573745
>ITS FRIDAY LADS ITS FUCKING FRIDAY
WAHEY
A
H
E
Y

Hmm. Spam fritters.

>>516573745
Yaaaaaaay FryYay! WAHEY

Start raping illegal immigrants. Knock them off their uber eats/deliveroo e-bikes and have your way with them in the street.

>>516573912
Fat ugly british nigger

>>516573180
When he said he wouldn't recognise Palestine if it meant Hamas still existed? Trump felt a little sorry for him, there, knowing he was only saying that because of Trump. It was a lie, a 180 on his beliefs, so fast and so blatant that even Trump cringed a bit.

>>516573422
fuck off paedo

>>516573852
>>roast chicken coated in ale or beer
>corr
It was very good. Not sure I've ever tasted anything quite like it tbhwy.

>>516573373
>good chips
Reconstituted potato starch.

You are what you eat
British people are bloated ugly beings because they eat ugly bloated starch '''food'''

>>516573627
You might have misunderstood it a little. Give it another read.

>>516573880
he's talking about (You) here

>>516573422
It is german for what women say when he asks them to go out with him

You would, wouldn't you?

>samefagged frog trash from the archive about food and sexual desperation
I hate the cunt, what a one dimensional nigger tier faggot, prattling twat with nothing but faggot cum between his jew ears.

>>516573680
>>516573739
fucking hell mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydtQyE6M0QI&list=RDydtQyE6M0QI&start_radio=1

Speaking to some lads I knew from school and they were telling me how so many people take coke these days etc, how this person's been to prison, this other one had a kid he doesn't see etc. It's really disorientating and quite overwhelming to realise what kind of stuff is going on out there.

humiliation ritual

>>516573971
I used to work this this old fella and his wife used to do one with chicken and red wine and he called it chicken on the piss because she always added way too much red wine

>>516574180
British woman?

>>516573880
I like it. He posts interesting stuff.

>>516571491
Where’s her hijab?

>>516573844

Who the fuck votes for a guy who is pro-illegal-immigration? Was it all the immigrants already there? Labor party!? Obviously.

Who wants to hack weeds in this thread? I’m off to fantasy land.

FOR THE EMPIRE: SEASON ONE - A Star Wars parody created with Unreal Engine 5

https://youtu.be/dIDADjJ_jy4

>>516569463
>Yeah, I was wondering about that. Any theories?

They're soldiers. Nobody sees them coming out of the shadows

>>516574247
British niggercattle deserve this

>>516569891
Takes an ignorant monkeybrain to some shit like that.

>>516573980
What exactly is your problem? Tiny willy? Girls won't touch you?

>muh willies teeheehee
>muh wickle dindins hehe
>great post that is, have to samefag it so people notice how funny I am

>>516572997
he calls for violence and bloodshed on his streams all the time and never gets his comeuppance it pisses me off, he needs to no personed and blacklisted once and for all

>>516574414
>To say some shit like that*

>>516574247
>Britain is destroying itself
False. The illegitimate British State that operates out if the City of London is destroying Britain.

>>516574337
Fuck off cunt

>>516574202
Not my cup of tea, but knock yourself out

>>516573893
nah
means your an id hopping samefagging nonce

>>516573844
Yeah I blanked on the first line my bad. Just appeared to be a "Trump bad" tweet skim reading but it's actually a brit.
I was listening to Starmer lie through his teeth about free speech in our country during the press conference, and randomly bring up online paedophilia and suicide forums (he mistakenly was using his OSA lines it seems), and I just hope Trump is aware of the reality of things in this country. That he knows the kind of snake he's dealing with.

he's having sex
you're not
that's why you seethe

>>516569741
They're only moaning because he's finally called the left out for the violent terrorists that they are.

>Oo but hang on, Donald doesn't look well. Surely his health is important than the job

fuck off. They'd set fire to him if they could.

>>516574337
this. I learned something new today about numerology.

>>516573946
Seething paki will never know the delicious treat that is deep fried battered spam.

>>516574517
>Not my cup of tea, but knock yourself out

>>516572614
hasan is fucking retarded but he would be a chad in Br^tain

>>516574541
>lie through his teeth about free speech
I hope you noticed the part where he claimed to be Christian, which is funny because he openly said he considers himself jewish and is raising his kids to be jewish like their mother.
Even gbnews, of all things, have pointed that out. The kosher channel of israel-lovers.

>>516574664
We outliving you
We replacing you

Eat up then alan

>>516574462
>What exactly is your problem?
The oven chips mafia slowly chipping away at our traditional fayre.

>>516574864
You're going home sry

Did that davey wavey woowoo fella die or sell his account or someth

I wanted to watch some of his weevoohs but the channel is some gay american now?

>>516574528
Ok Hun.

The future is halal

>>516573912
>fried haggis anon
This sounds better than fried haggis tbf.
What sauces are you having with this?

>>516574864
You're going back.

>>516574974
Fuck off you dirty faggot

>>516575041
Fat lazy brits not only will not oppose this but they will eat halal too.
The future really is halal

>>516575065
>What sauces
No sauce, deep fried spam releases it's grease. Spam grease is ALL the sauce.

GCHQ jewbot thread

>>516572290
Make sure to get a saveloy or battered sausage as well

I held a door open for a woman earlier and she said thank you and touched my arm, I've basically had sex

>>516573741
d-do you not marinate chicken?

>>516573422
>number 9... number 9... number 9...
In numerology, to reduce numbers with multiple digits, you add the numbers together. So the number 11 would be 1+1 and you get 2. And so on.

The number 9 is cool because you can multiply it as much as you want and it will always be 9.

As a random example
9x10492358=94431222 and 9+4+4+3+1+2+2+2=27 and 2+7=9

Now there is vortex based math that says if you keep doubling things it makes a pattern. 1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=8 8+8=16 (reduces to 7 as shown above) and 7+7=14 (reduces to 5) 5+5=10 (reduces to 1 again)
So you end up with this circuit 1 2 4 8 7 5 ... 1 2 4 8 7 5 ... 1 2 4 8 7 5... the only ones left out are 3 6 and 9.

3 has a pattern like 3 6 9 3 6 9 3 6 9 so it moves forwards
>3, 6, 9, 12 (3), 15 (6), 18 (9), 21 (3)...
6 has a pattern like 6 3 9 6 3 9 6 3 9 so it goes backwards
>6, 12 (3), 18 (9), 24(6), 30 (3) 36 (9)
9 just repeats itself endlessly, 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 its the neutral 'God' number
9, 18 (9), 27 (9), 36 (9), 45 (9)

So in this context, 1 2 4 8 7 5 is the endless cycles of mortal men. 3 is positive divinity, 6 is negative divinity, and 9 is god.

Here's a video presentation series on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pvuTZ5u6Kg&list=PL7A237E2E3561CCD2

sad ragebaiting nonce. 18 hours a day.

Speaking of battered, I'd batter the lot of you (except Josh and his allies)

>>516575229
>just when you thought he couldn't get any more mentally ill

>>516574550
>the left out for the violent terrorists that they are.
Statistics don't show this, but they do show the right being responsible for 75% of political violence in the US (which is why the DOJ hurriedly deleted this study)

>>516574745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONsp-SMT6is

>>516575226
>d-do you not marinate chicken?
I'll marinate you.

>>516574467
Isn't that a giveaway that someone is a glowie? Tommy attacks people all the time but never faces the same prison time that you or I would get. Even that last one where he attacked a bloke in an airport, the charges were just dropped.

>>516575128
Admit it you want to hear about the biggest willy he ever took

>>516568630
>>516575257

>>516574819
That was a very positive part imo
He has repeatedly called himself atheist and espoused his Jewish family before but now he obviously sees the tides turning, being a soulless communist he Christian skinsuit to try and ride the wave
It won't work, but it's proof we're winning

>>516575330
fuckin mon' then
gonna ottoman slap my way to your flanks and back again

>>516574267
Yes, British member of parliament, Zarah Sultana

>>516575229
9 18 27 36 45 54 63 72 81

The times table is a palindrome

>>516575341
Filtered.

>>516575229
interdasting... thanks for the explanation and link, o wise one

>>516572602
Reform isn’t a serious party. As a Conservative, I’m glad Advance UK exists. If it achieves nothing else, at least it’ll siphon votes away from Reform. Then the Tories can rise from the ashes like a phoenix.

Too much rage bait today. Not comfy. Wish you guys would be normal for a change.

He's lonely and desperate for attention again kek

im now convinced 9 and 36 are the most mysterious numbers in the universe

Couldn't make an organic post if you tried eh?

>>516575510
Nope am being fat online and no one can stop me, is how we celebrate spring

>>516575143
Is spam halal?

pythagoras of runcorn

>>516575555
The fuck does this mean

>>516575510
Another friendless sexless weekend of constant cope on the horizon, making him seethe extra hard.

>>516575471
It's only allowed on youtube because he's queer. Guarentee if it was a normal fella talking about the biggest tiddies he's ever slammed it'd be deleted within seconds of upload

Tired old slopbait posting by bad faith actors.
Never change shit/pol

a whole tin of halal spam up me arse

Britcucks!

In other words: facts don't care about your feelings.

>>516575324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHMJOK5jLnw

>>516575812
ben shapiro

Trump is orange and fat and mental and did I mention that he was orange?

I reckon he's probably never even been invited for a drink or a bowl a cinema trip or a meal in his entire 40+ years.
An entire existence lived in the internet lying about himself because it's impossible to face the desert of his real life.
I just wish he would go cope somewhere else, stupid fat jewish nigger.

>>516575555

Witness bee!

Fried fish and scampi for din dins tonight, lads.
For dips there will be piri piri sauce, hollandaise sauce, and tartare sauce.
Vegetables too, but they're not the interesting part, obviously.

going shops
god hold me together and respect my integrity
don't commit me to things i can't achieve
be nice and don't be a cunt

numberlets seething kek

le monke, MGU professor check.

>>516575143
>England is my city

>>516576023
gis a bit

>>516575819
She IS having a stroke - talking gibberish

Life tip: simulate a rich inner world by pretending mundane occurrences are a mystical unfolding of reality in some grand tapestry of cosmic meaning

>>516576023
I scoffed a whole deep pan pizza topped with tomatoes and jalapenos and had two cans of Kestrel. feel like a new man after a nap.

Total social and sexual exclusion for 40+ years, no wonder he's an obnoxious twisted paedophile.

>>516575425
Ain't nothing gammons gonna do about it

A "suspicious item" that triggered an operation to shut down parts of a town centre was a child's chemistry set, police have said.

>Cumbria Police placed a cordon around The Snecklifter pub on Duke Street, Whitehaven, Cumbria, on the evening of 10 September, after reports that a bag containing suspicious items had been discovered.

Police drafted in experts, including an explosive ordnance disposal team, but had warned the public against speculating online about the bag's contents.

>A spokesman said force could now confirm the items included a child's chemistry set, which posed no risk and no criminal offence had been identified.

"We are not actively looking to speak to anyone in relation to the incident," they added.

>Police had been called at 19:35 BST, with a cordon in place until the following morning.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1mxp3zjey3o

>>516576021
JTRIG sucked off 8600
Pass it on

>>516576121
111

>>516575734
What?

No breakfast
Eggs, homemade yogurt, and coffee for dindins
Went to the gym
Now half a chicken and a head of broccoli for tea

Washing it down with a crate as per usual. No idea why my abs aren't showing.

>>516576115
First come, first served lad.

Unwanted his whole life, rejected and ignored by everyone and rightly so. Because of how vile stupid and desperate he is.
Like a turd clinging to a toilet bowl somehow surviving the flush, half out of the water stinking badly, with no purpose or meaning, just an annoying stench nobody wants.

>>516576501
>head of broccoli for tea

>>516576293
>Ain't nothing gammons gonna do about it

>>516576293
Baked gammon with Sultanas is a thing - hey - can't we just all get along?

>>516576581
He's a big (broccoli eating) lad

>>516573422

9 = divine judgement

>>516576501
>homemade yogurt
squirting salad cream into a bowl, disgusting but healthy

>>516576700
>9 = divine judgement

>>516576400
>111
That didn't exist when I left UK - I had to google it - or maybe it di but never used it

>>516576606
>Baked gammon with Sultanas is a thing
I'm now imagining Big Baz violently plapping Zarah Sultana.

0/10
Must demoralise better

>>516575485
>Reform isn’t a serious party

>>516576916
>'Ere, 'av a go at raisin this, luv

brit/pol business idea: stuffing balls deep fried in goose fat

>>516576916
>Zarah Sultana
It sounds like an insult - your kid gets called that at school and she comes home crying

>>516576501
abs are there behind the layer of fat

>>516575783
Put me off me spam that did.

>>516577020
>stuffing balls deep
In what?

>>516575555
>Couldn't make an organic post if you tried eh?
>>516576978
>Must demoralise better

who the fuck is this newfag replying to?

>>516577020
Why would you stuff fried balls into goose fat?

Chucklebots

>>516577211
in goose fat fried

>>516576374
>The Snecklifter pub
That sounds like a name for a gay bar.

>>516576223
More like a cope tip

>>516577321
Balls deep in a fat goose?

>>516577321
Balls deep in the bird

>>516577481
damn

>>516577011
>I mite be rasis but me dick ain't

you lot have either bought too many wanking loicences or not enough

>>516577491
when the balls slammed

>>516577780
better - i had piccy tho

good morning

>5 minute cooldown
Well, I tried, fucking shithole site I've verified and have made multiple threads in the past. Funny how these restrictions never stop the state funded trolls and spammers.

>>516578097
werks on my machine

New thread when
Lazy cunts

>>516578080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2StjRuM5G-8&list=RD2StjRuM5G-8&start_radio=1

Why don't some of you with free time in the day apply to be jannies so you can deal with the 2/3pm bot.

>>516578080
Hello cauldron

>>516578097
just reset your IP address - quicker

Also weird how those who're usually desperate to be the thread makers (to the point where they'll deliberately thread split) are nowhere to be seen when we actually need threads. Funny that...demoralise actual thread makers, then fuck off when a thread is really needed, pure coincidence I'm sure.

>>516578343
hello