Thread 516580881

Should this be legal and accessible for anyone who wants it?

>>516580881 (OP)
>we already have portable suicide machines at home

>>516580881 (OP)
yes of course

>>516580881 (OP)
It seems bad to me
I remember reading somewhere that most suicidal people usually change their minds whenever they are in the process of ending it
Most of them seem to just want sympathy and support, not actual death

>>516581021
>Most of them seem to just want sympathy and support, not actual death
you're talking about women
they're just doing it for attention like everything else in their lives
when a man sets his mind to suicide, he goes throught with it

>>516580881 (OP)
no, only for shitskins and ugly people

>>516581119
No, it was some men too
Like some dudes that jump from bridges that botch their attempts would provide testimony that they changed their minds after falling

>>516580881 (OP)
it should be for (you)

>>516580881 (OP)
btw, there's no need for that machine
there already exist drinkable concoctions that kill you in a matter of minutes
it's a mix of well known and tested things like barbiturates, fentanyl and other things, nothing new
you drink a shotglass of this mix and fall asleep within 30 seconds
you're dead some minutes later from heart stoppage

Only if they didnt vote for it

>>516581021
>people usually change their minds whenever they are in the process of ending it
but most people who survive suicide attempts do it again later

>>516580881 (OP)
This looks like the portable masturbation machines that the Nazis used in WW2 against the Jews.

Put down your tech, benzos and alcohol

>>516581302
It should be mandatory use for every Canadian citizen

>>516581317
Oh, that’s grim if true

>>516581288
how would taking that substance enrich investors?

>>516580881 (OP)
Yes, it's not very Christian but I can't force you to believe suicide is bad.

>>516581396
>how would taking that substance enrich investors?
they sell you the mix and then charge your family for the funeral

>>516580881 (OP)
I have enough morphine here to OD an fucking elelphant. im fine doing it myself

suicide pods are complete nutts. give them a fucking bottle with CO2 to breathe in a few times. poofffff, gone

this is a financial trick by a few nutjobs. that guy lives in the nethrtlands, I even know where exactly (wont tell)

worlds best suicide pod, pic related

>>516580881 (OP)
put the fucking thing on wheels and let it roam the streets. add a 25 cent coin charge

>>516581765
CO2 causes a fight-for-your-life panic reaction
it's very painful and not quick at all
you mean helium you fucking retard

>>516581571
but not nearly as much money as the suicidepod™
once youre locked in they could even play ads for you as you die

Still hoping for this.

>>516580881 (OP)
Elon Musk should make one of those

>>516581926
also good option BUT CO2 is not called the silent murderer for fun

>>516582290
i meant the assasin (drunk)

>>516580881 (OP)
Bullets are cheaper and works better

>>516582290
CO2 is carbon-dioxide, which is what you release when you breath. You are thinking about carbon-monoxide. Carbon-dioxide buildup in your brain is what happens when you suffocate or drown and it causes animalistic panic. Carbon-monoxide is different.

>>516581285
(((you)))

>>516580881 (OP)
Why did they give the death pods a Y2K aesthetic, anyway?

>>516582586
Only if you know what you're doing, there have been cases where people survive a headshot. And the result can be worse than being dead.

>>516580881 (OP)
Yes.
Not clear how this thing is powered, is it useable as a coffin? And is it allowed to use it on a gravesite?

>>516584036
Too pussy to aim temples?

lets be real these are for seriously disabled and elderly not spur of the moment randoms
assisted dying/suicide should be legal
why keep the sick living if they want to die?

>>516580881 (OP)
>jews are sending goyim around with portable gas chambers to kill people
There's a joke to be made here.

>>516585219
Because those sick enough will die soon anyway, we need this for the healthy.

>>516582764
carbon MONOXIDE, which is quite deathly without that single O bond but I can pretty much explain in my brain. Does your brain still work?

>>516580881 (OP)
Why is it always "2 more weeks" ™ for these things? I swear this shit was approved like 5 years ago. What's so difficult about approving a machine that kills depressed people when the government has been chomping at the bit to kill off their citizens and replace them with pakis, Indians and northern Africans.

>>516580881 (OP)

> You need permission to kill yourself

kek White Golem moment

>>516580881 (OP)
status quo would kinda change i guess
many would be surprised of how many people would use it