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Anonymous (ID: Dad8QVY9) United States No.516587951 [Report] >>516588492 >>516588849 >>516588969 >>516589790 >>516589900 >>516589969 >>516590385 >>516590466 >>516590505 >>516590931 >>516591037
I’m drinking a warm beer right now just to see what it feels like to be European
Anonymous (ID: RlrA2u1R) Bulgaria No.516588492 [Report] >>516588921 >>516590719
>>516587951 (OP)
While at it, you could get some vomit-free chocolate. Zotter Labooko, milk 40% to 70% chocolate.
Anonymous (ID: xTQcrtfD) Austria No.516588849 [Report]
>>516587951 (OP)
Guinness is not bear, its a meal
Anonymous (ID: Dad8QVY9) United States No.516588921 [Report] >>516591662
>>516588492
Is it true that American chocolate tastes like vomit to you guys? I thought that was a myth
Anonymous (ID: DnkfoV5s) United States No.516588969 [Report] >>516589032
>>516587951 (OP)
don't forget peeing while sitting down if you want to full europoor experience
Anonymous (ID: Dad8QVY9) United States No.516589032 [Report] >>516589248
>>516588969
I already do this
Anonymous (ID: 0DkGf/gq) Bulgaria No.516589248 [Report] >>516589677
>>516589032
one of us
Anonymous (ID: Dad8QVY9) United States No.516589677 [Report] >>516591158
>>516589248
I might even install a bidet next
Anonymous (ID: 3VH5liLx) United Kingdom No.516589790 [Report]
>>516587951 (OP)
be sure to grab a fizzy drink made with sugar instead of corn syrup
you might find it in the "artisan" section, you poor bastard
Anonymous (ID: 5sBCP+dk) United States No.516589900 [Report]
>>516587951 (OP)
go to bant faggot
Anonymous (ID: 7I9mQ6lV) Switzerland No.516589969 [Report] >>516590366
>>516587951 (OP)

> Every core experience Americans make in their life is bound to food or food prices
Anonymous (ID: Dad8QVY9) United States No.516590366 [Report]
>>516589969
Man does not live by bread and water alone.
>he needs brisket too
Anonymous (ID: bLFtihM3) United Kingdom No.516590385 [Report] >>516590623
>>516587951 (OP)
Thats what we do (drink actual beer). Europeans drink fizz and you drink it with ice kek
Anonymous (ID: 9JvsLM+R) United States No.516590466 [Report]
>>516587951 (OP)
I’m about to chug 4 German beers in a few hours (6% alc each)
I haven’t drank in so long so I might actually get buzzed
Anonymous (ID: DrY/Dlkv) United States No.516590505 [Report]
>>516587951 (OP)
>Drink warm beer in the summer
>No heating in the winter
Are Europeans just really really poor?
Anonymous (ID: Dad8QVY9) United States No.516590623 [Report] >>516593498
>>516590385
>with ice
Hell fucking no. Who told you that? Also it isn’t supposed to be freezing cold, just chilled.
Anonymous (ID: i+vnfUxI) United States No.516590719 [Report] >>516590849
>>516588492
We have Aldi, and Lidl now. I have all of Europe’s chocolate now, no more Hershey vomit for me
Anonymous (ID: 9JvsLM+R) United States No.516590849 [Report]
>>516590719
In Texas we have Fredericksburg. It’s a German colony that does Germany stuff and even breeds lots of German breeds of dogs too
I bought like 4 cans of beer from there
Anonymous (ID: ck7JUKFF) Ireland No.516590931 [Report]
>>516587951 (OP)
I am doubtful that whatever you are drinking would constitute "beer" in any serious sense.
Anonymous (ID: q2775zPx) United States No.516591037 [Report]
>>516587951 (OP)
hope its a real beer not that piss you amerigolems drink
Anonymous (ID: 43957mlV) Germany No.516591158 [Report]
>>516589677
Come home white man.
Anonymous (ID: l+e3rBrj) Brazil No.516591662 [Report] >>516591819
>>516588921
Anything sweetened with HFCS tastes like vomit. Use real sugar, your fucking mutts.
Anonymous (ID: Dad8QVY9) United States No.516591819 [Report]
>>516591662
>tf
>tp
Look, I’m not saying I’m a purebred but.. c’mon Brazilanon
Anonymous (ID: bLFtihM3) United Kingdom No.516593498 [Report]
>>516590623
Lol I was being hyperbolic. In my experience beer in America has been so cold you can barely taste it. You guys are generally obsessed with ice.