Thread 516600002

Everybody talks about how bad the dating pool is for men, but it's absolutely GRIM for women.

>>516600002 (OP)
go back to twitter or pleddit

>>516600002 (OP)
My dating rules for women:
>1. Don't be fat
That's it. My only rule.

>>516600002 (OP)
do women actually think that screaming they want tall guys will make men get taller? do they realize it's literally out of everybody's control and there are not that many?

>>516600503
Not too strict about presence or absence of penis, huh?

>>516600788
The alternative is having to carry a manlet inside you for 9 months then spend 18 years of investment into it.

Would you take that risk? Women have it hard...

>>516600002 (OP)
>be not married, white, 6'2", ultrafit, pulling $200k

women? ewww :X

>>516600002 (OP)
What would a young woman want with a 45 year old unmarried man?

I meet all criteria except im a half white mutt. Already have a pretty long term white gf though.

>>516600970
At this point? A hole is a hole.

>>516600002 (OP)
>dump cum in a cup
>give it to a nurse
>turkey baste it in your pussy
There you go I gave you 6’3” rich white offspring. I’m a right winger though LOL

>>516600002 (OP)
I fit all of those characteristics, except I don't work. I make about 150k/year on my investments

>>516600002 (OP)
Variables they leave out
>can't have glasses
>can't have body hair
>must bench press 300 lbs
>own a house
>no kids
>full head of hair
>perfect teeth
>non smoker
>doesn’t do drugs/supplies them for free
>drives some kind of luxury car
>can afford to vacation every 3 months in another country
>must be willing to have kids
>must be well read
>undergraduate degree or better
>7"+ and thick
>lives alone
>can cook or order out every night
>can fix a car, a computer and everything in between
>plays an instrument

>>516600002 (OP)
im not gonna make it bros

>>516600002 (OP)
My rule is fluffy tail.
0.00% meet this standard.

>>516600503
Yeah exactly. It's easy as fuck for men to date because you'll date any woman. Whereas women who want to find a high value man to start a family have very slim pickings. Young men today don't even go outside let alone work or do anything meaningful in their lives. Then YOU complain about being single? Nah.

>>516601512
This is actually horrible, you'd be around too much, it would be harder to cheat on you

>>516600503

which leaves 0.95% of american women

>>516600000
?????

>>516601947
Just kill yourself fag. You aren't going to make it

>>516600002 (OP)
It’s crazy how women continue to be bad people and everyone just lets them!

>>516600002 (OP)
Everyone is short, fat and brown. This is what women voted for.

>>516602332
I'm not a guy. I've tried to lower my standards to give "average" guys a chance. The last dude I dated needed his fucking mom to make his appointments for him. A grown ass 26 year old man. Meanwhile the guys everyone wants just never commit. So men are trash what else is new? Kindly fuck yourself too

>>516600002 (OP)
so you won't date a 6ft4in white millionaire fitness model, because he's 24?
be honest

>>516600002 (OP)
I'm in the top 1%?
Damn bro... I fucking suck, wtf are the rest of you doing?

>>516602554
Why would they commit when you skanks give it up so easily?

>>516600788
Yes, fefails are Frieren demons that use words as magic spells.
Also why western slop games have similar plotlines.

>>516602554
This fefail is almost self aware.
Here, I'll give you a hint: Those are the only ones still looking at tailless fefails.

>>516602676
If we give it up so easily why are men complaining about being single? Make up your mind.

>>516601947
>Young men today don't even go outside let alone work or do anything meaningful in their lives
This is me, I'm young and handsome, I just stay home all day and play video games. I could work, I had really good grades in school, but why would I bother?

>>516600002 (OP)
that's probably an asian woman
white women are more realistic

>>516600002 (OP)
We don't hate females enough

>>516600002 (OP)
>For a fee of $2000 dollars you can book a paid phone coaching session

>>516603010
My god you are one retarded jew. White woman are even worse. Triple 6 is not a joke among them. They legit will accept nothing less, no matter how many kids they have, how many niggers they fucked, how fat they are, how many drugs they are on, how many trashy tattoos they have, how worn out their holes are, etc.

>>516601947
>you'll date any woman
You seriously overestimate our desire for romantic relationships. Plenty of us would rather die alone than settle for the average over-medicated, under-informed, hyper-consumer basic-ass bitch.
But admittedly, I'm probably not going to stumble over one of the good ones unless it's a friend of a friend either because I'm not going to waste time looking myself when the odds are that bad.

>>516603386
I've had more fun playing dwarf fortress than interacting with women. Just saying, maybe women need to be more interesting or something. Anyways, I have the best ID ever in this thread.

>>516602907
Men seek easy women for fun, and virgins for long-term relationships.

>>516600503
And yet, somehow that too much to ask for now. These cows fat as shit now.

>>516601749
Its crazy, youd think that wouldnt be too much to ask for, yet somehow it is. Bunch of fatass whores with tyrones kids.

>>516601072
There are probably other factors that make men attractive to women. Whodathunk?

>>516600002 (OP)
>women want white men as a bare minimum standard
cope. if this were true, white deaths wouldn’t exceed births.

>>516603386
>>516603505
Based.
Remember, fefails were getting replaced by drawings before AI was publicly available.

>>516602554
I will fuck myself, thank you very much

>>516600002 (OP)
Sure but women have always asked for things that don't even exist, the impossible all based on Hollywood fairy tales.

>>516604155
If I read the stats correctly, women want white men as a bare minimum standard, but even that's not enough. They are extremely picky. But that's not the problem, the problem is that they're so boring and annoying to be around. Now that everyone has access to endless, free porn... who in their right mind bothers?

>>516600002 (OP)
Grim.

>>516601687
Not all these variables apply, either. Some one expecting a high score in all features listed is looking for a unicorn and is probably poisoning their own well with the expectation that no one will actually meet such ridiculous standards.

Also, some features are really important such as not already married or with kids, while being divorced may matter less. A lot of the minor features can be fixed or simply just be part of who one is.

>>516600002 (OP)
What is mate suppression?

>>516601749
Your odds double if you’re willing to date 19 year olds.

>>516600002 (OP)
>white
>fit
>handsome
>$240k per year
>5' 11" King of Manlets

i guess i'm just not good enough for her, frens

>>516604478
You need to ask yourself whether finding a non-obese dwarf is really realistic.

>>516604478
How the fuck do 73% of men fail those horrible standards?

>>516601800
Ever wonder why you’ve created an impossible filter to eliminate any possibility of a woman entering your life?

>>516604787
>not obese

>>516604777
>tfw 5'13"
>not even 6 foot

>>516600002 (OP)
I am all of these things and women find me disgusting enough to report me to the police if I ask them out for coffee or talk about life ambitions. I am not joking.

>>516600002 (OP)
I fit all of that and I've never had sex with a white women.
Only Asians constantly

>>516600002 (OP)
Women genuinely think 6'0 is average

>>516600002 (OP)
Is there an equivalent for women?

>>516601512
>t. parasite

>>516602627
A 20 year gap is pretty generous.

>>516605012
That and 850k a year.

>>516600993
They get child support and spend it on themselves. They’re not a victim of anything

>>516604714
That's not how it works

>>516600002 (OP)
The only thing im missing is 2 inches on height, so obviously a manlet, but what does the probability go up to if you put 5'10?

>>516600002 (OP)
Social media should be banned.

>>516601749
the bastards and obesity rules out most american women

>>516601947
Apparently men within the 4chan vacuum are excessively picky about who they date. Must be perfect, virgin, preferably underage, with a fluffy tail and/or cat like ears, totally subservient to all his desires etc.

In the real world, men tend to be less picky, more willing to compromise between features. It’s sure a lot of it is a level of self confidence which allows some men to be pickier but their are others that figure “what the fuck, sh’s breathing on her own so we’re all good here”.

>>516600002 (OP)
>Those stats are legitimately all me
I still had some hippie chick shoot me down for not being "career minded enough" with my 75k WFH IT job, when she literally lives in a van and dog walks part-time for money as she goes to massage therapy school.
Dating pool is fucked

>>516600002 (OP)
>at least 6' tall

>>516601687
6.5" and skinny god damn it I hate women so much it's unreal

>>516602554
>The last dude I dated needed his fucking mom to make his appointments for him

This sounds made up. The fuck

>>516600503
>be female
>don't be (very) fat
>no kids
>no downs
I can tolerate a little chubbiness but if my only option is Mobility Mary with a niglet, I'd rather be alone.

>>516605554
Trust me bro, you dodged a bullet there. Dont feel too bad.

>>516605524
I have really low standards. Be clean, cheerful and more interesting than dwarf fortress. Haven't met one yet.

>>516605012
Manlets aren't human.

>>516601097
There needs to be 3 accessible holes to qualify as a womyn.

>>516600002 (OP)
They want a man making 200K$ not 60K$

>>516601687
incel of the year award

>>516600002 (OP)
Chads are in short supply ladies.

>>516600002 (OP)
nice womanly post, fag
go read good housekeeping

>>516600002 (OP)
I fail on three of those criteria lol
>married
>5' 10.5" according to the doc
>40k\yr
banana for scale, picture not included

>>516605389
There’s probably a few things that alter those numbers but not much. We’re talking a jump from highschool where some women become available as they start a new phase of their lives. At 18/19 age group, you’re still unlikely to find a gf that’s changed her race, weight, height, or marriage status or had kids.

>>516600002 (OP)
I meet all that criteria except im a hairlet
sigh

>>516605973
i look like that and am a faggy twink like that

>>516600970
He clearly stated women. Women don't have dicks you fag.

>>516600002 (OP)
awwww poor prostitutes can't sell themselves for a secure loveless marriage boo fucking hoo i guess they'll have to turn tricks on the streets. 2030 is only 5 years away

>>516605940
Depends. $60k isn’t bad if you’re 25 and just starting out in life. Of there’s an earning to debt ratio to worry about. Also depends what part of the country you live in. $60k won’t get you far in NY or Boston but is fine in Birmingham.

>>516600002 (OP)
>but it's absolutely GRIM for women.
By their own choice

>>516600002 (OP)
I'm all of the listed. Tinder is still not as "ezmode" as being a 3-4/10 goblin woman.

>>516600002 (OP)
>whites are a minority
>oh golly gosh it's statistically harder to find them?
Yeah that's how numbers work

>>516600002 (OP)
Woman here. My bf is 5'9" and perfect. The height obsession is fucking bizarre and most women dont really care

>>516605012
Too many people lie about their height. This one woman laughed when she found out how tall I am. She thought I was joking and was actually taller. This was after we had sex a bunch of times.

>>516605691
dude, just stop doing any cardio and just lift weights 3-4x / week and eat a ton of protein.

>>516600788
If a man wants to stand atop a mountain, he will climb it. A woman will instead declare that the ground she stands on is the summit.

>>516607351
I mean my penis, i have a skinny penis

>>516600002 (OP)
>cheer while russian agents drive men out of education for decades
>complain about the consequences

>>516600002 (OP)

That statistic is bullshit. It assumes that none of those variables are correlated, because if that were the case, the probability would be much higher

>>516600002 (OP)
>Not Obese

>>516600002 (OP)
Height is old news. Materialistic American whores literally only care about income now. It goes income...dick size...then face/height. Money is all that matters to women, because a very small minority of them are capable of entertaining themselves. Women literally need money otherwise they go crazy.

>>516600002 (OP)
women have no clue how far above the average 6 foot and 60k is.

>>516607601
Eat less, it works.

>>516607767
none of that matters if you have a skinny penis

>>516600002 (OP)
It also shows how easy it is to become a top percentiles of men.
Muh top 20% is ridiculously easy, you just need to be
>18-45 years old
>at least 5' tall - not 6', just 5' ultra manlet
>not obese
>not married
and you are already better than 85% of the men in the US. If you are also
>White
>earning literally any income
you are in the top 6.7%.
If you can't achieve those ridiculously basic stats, you are a pathetic loser and failure and deserve zero sympathy.

>>516607927
these stats can't be real, if you go out in the real world you see it for yourself.

>>516607927
I mean the % and probability on those "my ideal man" websites

>>516601074
>What would a young woman want with a 45 year old unmarried man?
Experience, confidence, status, money, stability, a house, etc.
Older guys seem like rich, confident, hypermasculine Chads compared to typical broke, virgin, broccoli haired Gen Z males, which is why at least 1/3 of Zoomettes specifically seek out older guys.

>>516600002 (OP)
>must make over $60k a year
You might want to compromise on that, bitches shouldn't expect a free ride like it's the 1950s

>>516600993
But short men already exist and have children...

>>516600970
He deliberately used the word girl. Back to the closet with you.

>>516608083
The stats are for the population as a whole. You need to remember that there are millions of fat spiclets, and obese niggers, and redneck White trash living extremely poorfag ghettos. If you don't live in an absolute shithole area with them, you probably don't see them very often because they can't afford to live in your neighborhood. But they are still out there and get included in the statistics.

>>516605722
Not at all

>>516600002 (OP)
This is so dumb. 1% of men is still millions of men. Adding in every third worlder on the planet also degrades this calculation. It should at least be limited to your own country.

>>516604787

brute calcultations

4'2 filter > 99.9% males
5000$ filter > 90% males (students no jobs,neetbuxers, incarcerated individuals, retirees: out)
white filter > 59% males
no fat > 30% (adult men obesity is 43%: out)

yeah the tool is quite right

>>516608083
A sizable share of the population are so fat they can't even go outside.

>>516608651
It is you retard

>>516600002 (OP)
I'm all of these things and haven't dated in over 6 years.

>>516600503
Mine aren't too different, I also hate smoking or when they're covered in tats. And I won't date a girl seriously if she has kids.

>>516602554
You live with and depend on your parents too

>>516607927
and your prize is a whore with an average body count of 60 losers up in her before the sham marriage that lasts on average for 7 years. what a prize!

>>516600002 (OP)
Women are absolutely doomed because they think Instagram is real life. They want those endless vacations. They want those endless festivals, endless concerts. And they need a high roller to give it to them. But there aren't enough high rollers.

I think men will fare better. Men's hobbies like building shit in the backyard, fishing, gaming, are cheap as fuck compared to women's hobbies.

A poor man goes fishing. A poor woman cruises instagram and tiktok all day and develops irreversible mental illness. They're going to have to invent nuclear strength antidepressants in a few years.

>>516604478
75% of the USA is overweight or obese and the % is higher among women. My prediction is it will get even worse. If no one is ever going to own their own home then maintaining a fit body is kind of pointless really.

>>516600002 (OP)
Im all those things hoe. I do 60 before the ground thaws

>>516609761
It's a golden age for men who like fat chicks. For the rest of us, it's hell.

>>516601749
i'm eating good in the neighborhood

>>516600002 (OP)
That's me. Where's my wife?

>>516604787
About half of men are non-white. About half of men are obese. 25% sounds about right.

>>516609413
>Women are absolutely doomed because they think Instagram is real life.
It's not our problem anymore.
Women made that choice and they did it to themselves.

>>516605554
best not expect much these days, attachment to people who don't respect you is not a smart thing.

>>516605973
pic title is absolutely untrue lol

>>516605524
>with a fluffy tail and/or cat like ear
The fact you fefails consider the most basic standards excessive is proof you will and must be replaced!
>>516604893
On the contrary, I have ensured only women can enter my life.
YWNBAW btw.

>>516609207
Most people, male or female, are fat trashy losers. But there are still plenty of high quality men and women out there, and they pair up with each other.
The people who are seething are low value people who are massively overestimating their own value, and massively underestimating the value of the kind of person they think they deserve.
Seething, socially retarded, adult virgin, NEET incels who think they deserve a cute, loyal, virgin, tradwife are just as delusional as the fat, post-wall, roastie single mothers who think they deserve a rich, tall, exciting, handsome Chad.

>>516609761
It wont get worse. These GLP-1 drugs will get better and more prevalent. Honestly if anything there will be a collapse in the junk food industry within 5 years.

>>516600002 (OP)
I am all of those but better and I’m still a virgin plus I still have all my hair.
Turning 30 soon
Women aren’t into autistic guys
>>516600503
I also only have this rule, well except I’d allow leeway for big tits and ass.

>>516600002 (OP)
if you move that height slider to a little shorter, you would be surprised

>>516600002 (OP)
bros..

>>516600002 (OP)
I am 6'1, white, blue eyes, single, slim. Women are evil incarnate and I keep all interactions with them as short and cold as possible.

>>516610056
My ideal woman
>would date me
>probability
>0.00%
Feels bad man

>>516601749
lol

>>516610163
>That's me. Where's my wife?
Out trying to meet a future husband via her social circles and social events where top 1% women meet top 1% men. The one place where she definitely isn't is on 4chan on a Friday night.
There are plenty of high quality girls out there, but you are never going to meet any of them if you keep wasting your life online instead of going outside and trying to meet them IRL.

>>516611322
In reality the guy on the left breeds all those slam pigs making them single mothers and the girl on the right lets all those guys be her simps and lets settles for king simp

>>516600002 (OP)
>Women import and support immigration
>Want a man that makes over 60k
I wonder why they can't make any money. Dumb bitch.

>>516611525
Nah, I've just given up on that.

excuse me kek

>>516604714
I don't date retirees.

>>516611192
>NEET incels who think they deserve a cute, loyal, virgin, tradwife are just as delusional as the fat, post-wall, roastie single mothers who think they deserve a rich, tall, exciting, handsome Chad.
yes because western women are whores and having a traditional marriage (the whole reason marriage existed) is not possible. you're just a coomer who studies pickup because you have degenerate perversions you try to justify as normal to cope in a decaying society

crazy how as a man if you say that you only date chicks with d cups or bigger they will call you shallow and accuse you of wanting to fuck blow up dolls, but women can practically commit manlet genocide and everyone just accepts it.

>>516600788
many people, women and men, still think Lamarckism is real

>>516611889
lots of fatties

>>516600002 (OP)
Today, I will remind them.

>>516609761

On the opposite, men in poor countries focus on lifting, as they can't have houses.

>>516600002 (OP)
You realize those same standards applied to women would be an even lower percentage.

>>516600002 (OP)
we dont need to search for women because we can make them now in our private discords.

>>516612364
If you're not going to filter out alcoholics, why filter out smokers?

maybe the universe threw me a bone this time and odds are it probably won't work out in the long run. But last week I was out with some friends and I was kind of buzzed after a few drinks and managed to get some girls number, I don't remember a single part of our interaction, But I asked my friend about it and he said her and I talked for a solid 20 minutes and I barly remember a thing. I don't know what I said to start talking to her all I remember is at the end her looking at me with an alluring gaze and her asking if I had snapchat and I gave her my number instead. When I woke up the next day after crashing my truck and somehow making it home without getting pulled over. I had a text from her and we have been in contact since and she is really into me it seems. She even said how us being there at the same time and how so many rare things happened that made that possible for her to attend the event and for us to bump into eachother is a case of "eveything happens for a reason" alot of things about that night were surreal, like how when I crashed I was drunk out of my mind on an empty backroad, thinking about killing myself when a depressing song came on and I decided to drive reckless. I hit a winding bend and the road was fresh and loose tar and chips and i lost control and drilled a telephone pole, but it was like a gta game the pole just went down and I ended up back on the road never even coming to a stop. if it was a few inches more to the left it would have smashed the radiator and I would have been stuck there. and inevitable gotten arrested. but my truck was still going and I made it home in 10 minutes.

>>516600002 (OP)
Women have it SOOOOOOOO bad
>PICREL

>>516614489
>he even said how us being there at the same time and how so many rare things happened that made that possible for her to attend the event and for us to bump into eachother is a case of "eveything happens for a reason" alot
Oh yeah, she's smitten real bad, so be nice to her.

>>516600002 (OP)
I am that and I just got dumped by a 5ft 3 ginger woman who works in a daycare because ‘she didn’t feel a spark’ that is how delusional they are. 6ft 1, in shape lawyer, who can speak three languages, well traveled, play music, athletic sporty. And her friends advice was ‘got with your gut’ I hope they all die fucking miserable absurd and childless.

>>516600503
Non fat women are by far the hardest to get out of all metrics

>>516600002 (OP)
>men objectifying women
:)
>women objectifying men
:(
>why can't I act like men and be fulfilled?
:(

LMAO

>>516614655
Some femoids say "the bar is in hell" but I don't think they have ever looked in a mirror

>>516614665
Interesting ID

>>516600002 (OP)

Kek. That be me.

Best part is, women's look knowing they can't have it.

>>516614665
I'm really trying to keep it going. she's always sending me pictures like the other day she went shopping for a bikini for her vacation she went on and sent me pics of her in the changing room trying to play it off like "look at this awesome bikini I got that was on sale" as if I didn't know what she was trying to do. then proceeded to send another one in a sexy leg up pose showing her nice ass. I think she took those pictures for me. As she is a fairly private person and works a really weird schedule, and writes legit books in her spare time.

>>516614679
Women sabotage their "friends" as part of their covert hierarchy games.

>>516600002 (OP)
>be 6 feet tall
>meanwhile she's a 5 feet goblin
I'lll never understand this lol

>>516600002 (OP)
Bullshit in America ? Average is like 5’10”. Should be plenty of 6ft gymcels making average wage

>>516600503
In America you’ll struggle

>>516601072
Being gay to tease them ?

>>516610056
Tyrone

>>516600002 (OP)
>Want woman that's not fat, not a whore, and nice
>0.001%

>>516601749
>>516603872
now imagine u add virginity to the Filter. there literally isnt one. its ovaaaaaa.we are a species of cuck faggots like these paradise birds.

>>516611463
This post really made me think.

>>516611322
Reality

>>516601947
>>516602554
There's kind of a chicken and egg problem where guys who get zero attention from women (most young guys now apparently) kind of stop trying because they think it's hopeless, which makes them undateable later in life. It's like a male mirror of girls whoring around in their teens or twenties then being surprised at their prospects later in life.

Dating has made me seriously question the mental fitness of the average person though. I've seen and heard of some absolutely astonishing things people are doing like it's perfectly normal.

>>516601947
>Tell woman I want to start a family.
>Tells me I need to date a single mom and be thankful if she gives me kids

>Think about it for a second.


Nah it is.