Thread 516600959

>electrician: can get electrocuted
>construction: carrying heavy shit all day
>hvac: inhaling duct fumes all day
>plumber: inhaling shit fumes all day
>wood worker: inhaling sawdust all day
>metal worker: can get cut in half
>forklift driver: can get crushed in half

what do bros, plz don't say learn to code

>>516600959 (OP)
become an edgy comedian and get your material from pol

>>516600959 (OP)
produce AI slop on social media catered to jeets

>>516600959 (OP)
>NEET: comfy videogames and tendies

>>516600959 (OP)
the marine corps is always hiring

Dental assistant
Watch maker
Jewelry crafter
Eyeglass repairman
Sign maker
Printshop tech
Locksmith
Musical instrument tuning/repair

Given that you are from states doing crime is pretty decent option

>>516601412
Only certain races are allowed to commit crimes over there. Whites usually get incarcerated for doing 5 above speed limit.

>>516600959 (OP)
just be a lawyer or doctor or accountant or something. or go to college and become an Army officer. only tradies making money are the ones who own their own companies which is true for literally any profession ever - a successful freelance code monkey can make like $200k, a solo practice small town lawyer clears $100k without issues, etc.

>>516600959 (OP)
forklift driver is good the other options r actual garbage

>>516601315
>Die from autoerotic asphyxiation in your goon cave.
Or just join the 45% right now all of you faggots.

>>516600959 (OP)
>what do bros, plz don't say learn to code
LEARN TO PROMPT AI

>>516600959 (OP)
you're gonna die soon anyway, doesn't matter what you do, weak people were never meant to live to adulthood and you're weak

>>516600959 (OP)
Suck dick for money like the pussy faggot you are.

>>516601223
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw&pp=0gcJCeAJAYcqIYzv

>>516600959 (OP)
Get into circuit board manufacturing. If you are cognizant enough to post on 4chan, you are ready to climb the ladder and become part of management, support, technical doc writing, etc within a few years of starting.

If you’re good at your job, you will not die. Only people who are corrupted souls die

>>516600959 (OP)
>big lad: eats din dins

>>516600959 (OP)
get this cunt
>smoke detector tester
travel the country with a long stick and cans of gas, see interesting places and get paid stupidly too much money for it

or just do low voltage electrician shit, install cameras and the like. The biggest danger is falling off a ladder.
painting walls is also easy and comfy. pay is shit thou but still you get to do something nice and real

>>516601617
thats actually a pretty comfy way to go out, certainly better than brain cancer

>>516600959 (OP)
Being an electrician is great if you work alone like I do, I have my own small business that I went full time with at the start of the year. It's really easy if you're not retarded and don't do stupid shit. You won't get electrocuted if you're not relying on someone else to not throw a breaker or if you're paying attention and using your pen tester when unsure. I wouldnt go back to working for someone else unless I had no choice

>>516600959 (OP)
I was making 150k a year installing windshields until I went to jail. I only did 1 or 2 a day and my only other tech did about 3. My back does hurt and I have a bad shoulder though

>>516600959 (OP)
download niche porn and put it behind a paywall for ez coomerbux

>>516600959 (OP)
>parts guy: spend the companies money and blame vendors for any problems

>>516600959 (OP)
Jewelry. You get the satisfaction of working with your hands and having an end product you can feel proud of at the end of the day, and it's a relatively safe profession.

>>516600959 (OP)
Computer networking for a private non-technical business (construction etc)

>>516600959 (OP)
What are respirators for 100, Alex

>>516602087
I have a friend doing this
they employ fucking retards its easy to climb

>>516602087
>>516603560
>inhaling solder fumes all day

>>516600959 (OP)
Consider trying to become a mortician if you can handle it, death hasn't been cured yet and probably won't for awhile.
I'm going to try to go for landscape architecture, it's probably unironically the only thing my autistic brain could handle and make okay money

>>516601617
>wage cattle seethes about the fact that others are not slaves to Shekelstein like he is
you love to see it

>>516604048
>get cancer from embalming fumes

>>516600959 (OP)
Sounds like your just a pussy or you're so incompetent that you don't trust yourself to be able to do a job safely and correctly.

My friend got a job as a tour guide. Seems pretty fucking sweet.

Hey women suffer in their professions as well! Don't be such a sexist incel.