Thread 516606053

God I wish that was me

>>516606053 (OP)
he was 13 years and 364 days old you sick fuck

Pedophilia towards young men? Yeah it was

>using pornography to sell time wasters to aimless youth
still jewed

ss

>>516606146
>>516606053 (OP)
Jeets spotted

>>516606173
>Pedophilia towards young men?
that is only bad when it's troons and fags doing it

also that kid looks like a little pic rel lmao

>>516606053 (OP)
Yeah, jews are perverts. We know.

>>516606053 (OP)
Watching tv on the couch? Yeah I remember doing that

>>516606053 (OP)
Around age 12-15 my generation was saving their allowances to go to a brothel. Fun times.

>>516606365
Both of them are jews anon. So is the cameraman and everyone else involved

>>516606053 (OP)
This too.

>>516606053 (OP)
Women are gay

It was also normal to spank your kids

>>516606835
There's nothing suggestive happening here

>>516606053 (OP)
00's girls were next level

>>516606053 (OP)
That thing was such an utter piece of shit

>>516606053 (OP)
This was a jews wet dream, and he enacted it on screen. lmfao

She could have raped me at that age, wouldn't have minded. Anyone who snitches is a fag.

>>516606053 (OP)
this was literally me as a 10yo but instead of giving her some shitty handheld it was access to my grandpas whiskey
she got drunk and we french kissed for like 2 hours but then she puked in my mouth and passed out

>>516606173
She's probably 16 there and he's 14, just a runt.
I don't remember the commercial, but I remember going to Funcoland to sell all my games so I could buy a Gameboy color and Pokémon Blue.
I didn't have enough old Sega games to sell and I wasnt going to trade in any of N64 games or DreamCast games for it.
Got the Pikachu Yellow Gameboy with Pokémon Yellow.

Something happened in 2010 that removed normalcy.

>>516607140
Nobody asked for your fake life story.

Wild to think gameboy was 25 years ahead of the curve knowing women would lose their shit over adding fruity filters to selfies

>>516607446
it's not fake, it happened. she was a 19yo latina. you're just jelly

>>516607222
what? thats his babysitter dude

>>516607140
sound about right for someone who was raised by his grandparents

>>516606146
You wish you were a teenage girl 2 years away from peaking?

>>516606053 (OP)
niiiice

>>516607002
>There's nothing suggestive happening here
spotted the jew

>>516606053 (OP)
Joe Biden married his baby sitter, Jill, after his wife died

>>516606053 (OP)
Saga Game Gear gets you way more pussy because it has what Ninten dont.

>>516607222
That bitch looks 26 you fucking fecaloid

>>516606053 (OP)
My parents stopped getting me a babysitter after I had sex with the babysitter. I was 12 and she was my tutor. They made a whole episode of the Goldbergs about it. I still get residuals to this day. Trust me. It was worth it. Thanks to my Nintendo Gameboy and this commercial I was able to make it happen. You had to be there. Only 90s kids would understand.

>>516606053 (OP)
Literally me at that age. I had sexy time with girls up to 5 years older.

>>516608260
Someone should look into whether Joe had a Gameboy at the time.

90% of women in prison are child molesters

>>516608569
Wow dude that's fucking awesome! I remember back in the days when I was in USA one day I went to buy something at Walmart and saw this woman there talking with a friend of her how her son had sex with the babysitter and they will no longer get one and then they saw me staring at them, called me and brought me to the bathroom where I fucked the shit out of them

Everything in the 90's was better.

The current year sucks. And the people in the current year are mentally ill. I can't believe they lived through the same era as me and still turned the world into what we see today.

>>516606799
jfc I came here to say this same exact thing.

you all would be surprised how many young boys get their first kiss (or more) from a slightly older girl

>>516608301
>That bitch looks 26 you fucking fecaloid
Definitely 16

Ugh, seeing that gameboy camera brings back a weird gross memory of my sisters best friend using it to take a photo without cloths to see what me and my friends reaction would be. She was maybe 6 we were between 4-7.

There's a LOT of guys on 4chan these days that didn't fuck around when they were adolescents/teenagers. We called these people "dorks" in school, and put sticky tack in their hair and gave them swirlies.

>>516606053 (OP)
When I was 9, I was unironically molested by a 12 year old redhead tomboy who pinned me down and wouldn't let me leave until she finished dry-humping me. In retrospect, I'm really glad she got off and I hope she's had a wonderful life in the time since.

>>516609503
Actually nothing wrong with it though. She probably heard boys liked seeing girls without clothes from a way older girl and she wanted to check if it was true or not. Innocent kid retardation. The real problem would be if an adult would ask for said pics.

>>516609591
Yeah but I never knew how many of those girls had dicks

My childhood makes so much more sense now

>>516606638
Around age 18-27 my generation is playing video games and not wanting to work. Good times, indeed.

>>516606053 (OP)
>this was once considered normal back in the day
what, liking girls?

>>516609412
If she's sixteen why does she have 90s style hair? Only older women have hair like that

>>516606053 (OP)
Yeah we fucked older women and kept our mouth shut about it so we could get laid more, you retards brag like women and get the goers locked up because you're retarded.