Thread 516614673

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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>First Shift updates
Sticks and Rizzo in the studio

>Hazen drop-in last week
Dan did not actually know they were coming
Today is Sgt. Clayton's last day, will go around speaking about cops
>Florida, pulled over a guy who jumped curve, DUI girl going commando
Refused jail breath and blood tests
>Nudist "resort"
Amanda was jealous because the nudists were better looking
Denied everything
>Bryce interview
It's just about women being women, possibly candle tipped over, so maybe not intentional
Amanda is fucking some guy who's dating the nudist's roommate
They offered Bryce to come back and be nudist, but she didn't show butthole

>>516614673 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

>>516614803
Thank you for the updates

>>516614673 (OP)
TYB, I was getting nervous.

>>516614673 (OP)
mr breadman, you're late
you scared me that we might have another skip week
anyway, thanks!

>>516614673 (OP)
ty baker

ILU, anons.
FU, Abrams.

There are a couple duplicates tonight. There are animals in a pulled over car, like we saw last week. 11 & 12

>>516615389
Thanks bingo anon.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>516615689
Best way to watch crime!

>>516616423
>Best way to watch crime!
Only thing we miss on these shows is actual consequences for people acting stupid
Like webm related

>>516614803
>Today is Sgt. Clayton's last day, will go around speaking about cops
picrel is his announcement, interesting read

>>516616902
Ha ha. they shot the fuck out of him too!

>>516616902
BANGO !!!

Jacob Woodcock has a very sincere smile. I bet he went into police work for the right reasons

any vlc links working again?

I missed it, what was that metal tube?

>>516616917
Some of these people are a different breed to do this work

>>516617673
>you put it at the end of the shower tube to be ... presentable down there

>>516617673
Tom uses it to clean his asshole between sessions

>>516617740
>>516617741
So it's a shower head that is designed to be inserted in the butt?

>>516616917
>Broken back in 3 places
>Broken leg, skull fracture, 20 brain bleeds, traumatic brain injury
>I'm sorry I wasn't stronger
Holy shit man, some people go on full disability for a broken hip
Dude's a beast

>>516617621
>any vlc links working again?
None that I found, no
I'm on thetvpass for now, low quality but at least I can watch at my computer

>>516618014
>low quality
HD on picrel

>>516614673 (OP)
I miss nye county. I swear there was a law in that state that said you have to be white trash to live there

>>516618014
Shrimp is a virus website

>>516618139
no it's not

>>516618154
Yes it is. And fuck you for spamming it nigger.

>>516618014
>low quality
HD on picrel
>>516618259
>Yes it is
Proof?

>>516618374
>Proof?
you are the proof

This better be good.

>>516618526
How? Who am I?

>>516618550
we always wish, it rarely happens

>>516618014
>low quality
HD on picrel

>>516618550
it won't be

>>516618014
This is the mother list of all live TV streaming sites maybe one will have it https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv

We are live... and driving!

It's a dark night.

>>516614673 (OP)
Whipped up my famous Nachos Chico Diablo for the big show!

>>516619073
'murickah!

Man I love watching cops drive around

>>516619098
>It's a dark night.

>>516617697
>>516617968
Sometimes I'll stand up wrong and my knee will hurt, and it has me thinking "Fuck man I might as well give up at this point". This dude's like
>broken back? 20 brain bleeds? Just another day on the job man
Fucking crazy shit. I hope he finds peace in his retirement, and enough money for a nice big boat.

Humiliating a nonviolent, compliant White woman on international TV for WUI - Abrams you're a trash person.

this bitch walks like sasquatch

Four Loko AND a 40

>>516619271
She smuggling some sweaty hogs.

>>516619212
DWI shouldn't be a crime

Looks like the moveonjoy VLC link died bros. Feels bad man

>>516619179
Krikey

the cop thinks there's only 1 vin on the car, what a tard

>>516619371
your life should be for saying that

>>516619275
she's a big girl

Last weekend was really boring

>>516614803

Tyb. And thanks for the updates

>butthole status: not shown

He's seriously harassing her for walking with an open beer?

>>516619271
She does walk like a squatch, the hands do it.

she's got the good stuff

>>516619835
and it is a local known drunk. Just leave the bitch alone. and she is all friendly like have a good night, thank you

I don't know that I agree with bugging that poor lady over public drinking
Maybe stop her, make sure she's not doing anything horrible or have warrants, but just let her go

>>516619835
Yeah I wish they would do that here to the dozen or so bums orbiting my block drunk all day

Is tvapp broken?

>>516619850
that was to wash down the four loko, lol

>>516619850
>Bud Ice
That brings back some horrible memories from college

>>516619925
Nevermind it's working now.

Dan really needs camera crews in some better cities, there's fucking nothing going on

these female cops trying to be all friendly and worrying about emotions drives me nuts

this girl cop is cute but what the fuck is she gonna do if a nigger attacks? she's like 4 feet tall.

>how can i get a license if i don't have a license
how did he get his license?

>>516620100
most big cities are liberal and liberals hate cops. they also dont want to show everyone how bad they let the crime problem become.

He's going to drive the second the cops leave

>>516620100
There's tons of nigger crime going on anon but they can't show it on here. They even said so after this show was orig cancelled from A&E and Dan took it to Reelz promising 'more representation' meaning only 1 nigger can be arrested for every 10 whites.

When Dan isn't here it's a total fiesta of happenings because the temp host has no idea they're supposed to shut it down

>Will you grant me voluntary consent to search?
>No
>Ok I'll get the K9 and search anyways
Every single time

aus anon checkin
>already a bridge troll pulled up twice within 18 mins

>>516620428
Doesn't need the dog anymore

>>516620279
>>516620100
We had some big cities over the years.
>Bernalillo County (population ~600k)
>Phoenix, AZ (1.6m)
>Knox county, TN (500k)
>Las vegas, NV (650k)

>>516620426
Yep, Dan cuts away from nigger atrocities but female Dan keeps the cameras rolling.

Is Tom Rizzo gay?

>>516619275

I miss being able to drink a 40 a not feel like dying.

>>516619580
Calm down Karen, there is nothing wrong with a booze cruise.

>>516620645
>Is Tom Rizzo gay?
flamboyantly

>>516620547
Yeah, dude just gave the cop all the probable cause he needs

>>516619055
picrel has it

tall queen

>>516620584
that's true but all four of those cities are more politically neutral

>>516620851
This is a virus site don't click it

>>516620645
you need to upgrade your gaydar with more ram. he's a huge homo

>>516621051
you have a virus in your ass you faggot

>>516620645

Dan met him at a gloryhole. What do you think?

>>516620920
I don't know how you get started with stilts like that
Seems like you'd fall down for a couple hours before you finally start to get it right

>>516620948
You think bernalillo county, NM isnt deep blue? That's Albuquerque.
Las Vegas is also really blue

>Yeah I was at a cannabis conference
>I don't know this hooker
it's obvious what they are doing

>>516621092
You switching networks every post doesn't fool anyone. Nobody is going to your shit website pajeet.

>>516621147
Start with shorter stilts?

>>516621165
clark county (vegas) ALMOST went red for trump which is big for a big city. nevada is a purple state i live in vegas and run into other conservatives all the time.

>>516621147

It’s weirdly easy. If you ever had the handled stilts as a kid, you’ll pick it up quickly.

needs a new thermostat

>>516621272
Aren't your feet strapped in?
Or can you just jump off if you lose balance?

>>516621257
kill yourself ranjesh

>>516621165
many times the city you think of is liberal, but the county elected officials like sheriff could be pretty red

>>516621452

As if the Rick and morty shirt wasn’t bad enough

>>516621452
jimmy knuckles, lol

boomer gettin in there

>>516621353
Not sure, I was just making stuff up

>>516621560
Seemed he had a side arm too

>>516621560

>"thank you"
>*floats away*

this black cop seems like one of those naruto black guys

>>516621584
>I was just making stuff up
I do that too, anon

bein fat paid off for them

these guys just solved racism. what a wholesome interaction

>>516621560
had a reason to jump on some zoomer with a rick and morty shirt. we would all take that opportunity.

Asian employee man tired to step in and backed off lol

>>516621757
And just like that, race relations in the USA were dissolved

>>516621611
He did

>>516621779
>rick and morty shirt
should've executed him

>previously recorded white guy stop
It’s like the USA is complete utopia on Friday nights and this show isn’t viable with enough content

>>516621779
Fair, and reasonablepilled.

>>516621560
Gen X
Also, he was carrying, I though he was a detective or something

>>516621766

Black and white, together under a common bmi

>>516621937
good one

Did anyone check to see what /ourretard/ is eating tonight?

Is this another Turk on two wheels

>>516621779
I remember in like 2018 that show was a mega hit. Now everyone denies liking it

>admits he's a junkie
>as reasoning that he doesn't have narcotics on him
genius

>>516621930
>is that a chainsaw in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

>>516621779
We have all fantasize bout it.

>>516621967
He collected so much cop gear he's out tonight pulling over people

>>516621991

That was before we knew the creator was a heckin’ chud raperoni!

>>516621967
I've been retardmaxxing and I'm having take-and-bake pizza from Aldi, though I really should have made pancakes.

>>516621838
This show has had zero possibility of ever being allowed in large cities anything north of the mason dixion line… The first 3 season was nothing but southern nigs nogging and getting arrested for 3 hours every Friday and Saturday night

>>516622002
also likely on parole if he was at some halfway house and not supposed to be out after some time or whatever or be around other known criminals

>he's burning up help

>what colour is he?

>saving the negro
More like Wokelahoma

I miss America's most wanted

>>516622011

This might overtake my Bryce fantasies

i thought he was gonna get suplexed, pretty disappointing desu

>>516621978
i hope that faggot shows up on the show one last time and then he gets arrested

>>516622028

Have you ever seen body cam footage of fake cops getting arrested? I’m totally fascinated by how many people do it. They spend all this money on the gear, the car decals, and they just go around acting like a cop. It’s fucking bizarre.

>>516622079
Pre Floyd live pd was something special.

>>516622233

It really was a totally different animal.

>>516622233
Checked truly was a simpler time

>>516622218
check this video out, i watched this earlier today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIN9ja9F7Z8

tl;dw convicted felon with a gun goes to real crime scenes in full cop gear and a ford explorer with lights

>>516622079
As a local knower, I bet they aren’t even showing much of what is really going on in Clayton county even though it’s part of the show

>>516622233
checked. I know how they could improve it.

>throwing flower pots at cats
death penalty

not the heckin kittehs

>>516622218
the best is that FL guy who has some company escorting funeral processions there's numerous vids of him totally decked out like a cop and he's completely unhinged as fuck too

anyone who drinks mikes hard lemonade should be executed

>>516622387
Why would someone do that?

>n-word
>n-word
>n-word

>>516622392
Former fellow ATHELL knower as well and of course they have to closely monitor Clayton

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>516622565
its the most low IQ shit ive seen in a while, he even had an interaction with a cop the night before who didnt suspect him and he still kept going back

Is Wilkes-Barre PA back on here yet or what?

>>516622492

Yes! I know exactly who you’re talking about. He’s been repeatedly cited for impersonation, among other things, fir like ten years.

>>516622233
Yes it was known as Negro Rodeo

>>516614673 (OP)
>brown skin
>last name: brown

>>516622387

I watched that. Fucking nuts. Not that it would be better, but I can understand doing it yo get free shit, discounts on whatever, maybe appeal to some women… but these guys actually try and work the job.

Leave him in the car, dude.

>>516622690
>>516622264
>>516622233

just wait like 2 years, even normies are getting nigger fatigue, the times are changing.

>>516622667
Another good one is the kid who writes the police exam that weekend then goes around pulling over people. Some cop sees him and asks who the fuck are you, uhhh you're not a cop yet you only applied

How hard would you try to save him?

the fire rises

damn that nigger is getting BBQ'd
>>516622794
not very hard

Just leave the nigger in the car

>black
should have let him burn in there

>Driving 100 mph
>Passing on the shoulder
>Crashes
Society would benefit from just leaving him there

man, if there wasn't a cop behind him, probably would have been in there for days

officer niggerlover is super excited

hes got a lifetime of felonies and destruction to cause. they have to save him.

>>516622842

I always wonder where the money comes from for these vehicles. I know there’s such a thing as credit, but who’s providing it?

listen to that nigger wailin! juicy

>his parents wrote a note
The little niglet learned nothing

>costs taxpayers hundreds of thousands
>no charges

Now that we've had 10 white ppl and a nigger saved they can show some black crime

The VICTIM? Don't you mean the perpetrator of a wreck because he was zooted out of his mind on crack?

>>516622944
places like Mega Motors

>>516614673 (OP)
would this show exist without niggers?

is it me or are most of the criminals in west virginia much better behaved than other...criminals

$60 for a carton of smokes they're like $200 here

>$113 for cigarettes
>hot deal
goddamn

>>516623044
They are used to it. Generationally.

>>516623087
i'd want to make a little money off suicidal retards too

>throwing flower pot at cat
EXECUTION!

>>516622993
I wonder if they charged him with anything

>KITTY!
What a handsome lil fella!

>>516622988
No just a nonviolent jaywalking stop of a white couple

>>516623044
Checked. Not that many nogs in Wheeling.

That cat was more interesting than the trailer trash

where can i watch this fo free

They got rid of jaywalking here so guess what happens when you're driving on any downtown street here? Junkies come out of nowhere and almost get smoked daily.

>>516623080
>>516623087
I remember when a pack of cigarettes was like $2.75 back in 2003

cat like, is it safe to come out now?

>>516623040
There's a reason there are no live shows like this from any other country

>Cameraman pets kitty
This show has given me diabetes

>>516623211
picrel fren

>>516623211
thetvapp
Channel 88 "Reelz"
Do not go to shrimp links, it's a fed honeypot

>>516623211
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

>>516623087
I live near an injun reservation. Back when I used to travel for work to NYC I used to buy $15 cartons of cigs then cell each pack for $8 each to a friend of a friend

>>516623221
i remember paying like $4 for camel turkish delights in 2011

>>516623251
>>516623288
>>516623293
it seemed so shrimple...

>>516623211
ignore shrimpdick posts, its working for free here https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

>>516623132
Lots people chain smoke cigarettes until their 80’s and it’s not what kills them, I’ve had several in my family. The cigarette industry was overly demonized because of nicotine.

>>516623392
"lots" of people dont do that. those are what is called statistical outliers. i see patients every day who are fucked up from smoking. nicotine is actually good for you cigarettes arent.

>>516623347
ignore the other losers, just go to >>516623251

Nigger got away.

>>516623185
finally the camerapeople do their real job

>>516623445
hypoxia is bad

>>516623251
This one gives you a virus

>>516623530
You're the best, webm-anon

>>516623211
The shrimp one gives you a virus

>>516623596
YOU HAVE WORMS IN YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>516623645
its ok nigga i have eset

>>516623530
damn you are good

>>516623530
Nice!

>>516623686
Don't risk it. Although honestly you sound like you're just the shrimp fag that's sockpuppeting

>>516622538
Mikes Harder Lemonade brings them back.

the marketing jews that put emojis in tv ads should be executed publicly

>>516623809
no i just like dad jokes

>>516623809
kill yourself

SHRIMP I HOPE YOU ATE A WHOLE POUND OF GREAT VALUE RADIOACTIVE SHRIMP

I wonder what happened to that Missouri cop who would get triggered by drunk people and have a meltdown on camera.

>>516623982
Stay mad nigger

>>516623840
ill admit it does the job for cheap in a pinch, but not worth the next morning.

>>516624006
Lmao

Slampig for Travis

>>516623538
hypoxia caused by inhaling carbon monoxide. nicotine the worst you have to worry about is a slight risk of hypertension but if youre not a fat fuck its not a problem

Somebody married that?

>Karaoke contest
>way too many details
she sounds wasted/high as shit

Did I see a "Fansly" link on the back window there?
Oh fuck, NEVERMIND, BAIL BAIL BAIL

>someone married that
What the fuck

her gunt has a camel toe

imagine the smell

that's bigfoot

She's a big girl, why is she in drag?

>whole fat drunk cunt
That poor celica :(

>>516624291
thank god its not no fap november yet

>>516624291
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY EYES

>>516624291
Reminds me of rikishi from the old wwf days

>She does burlesque photo shoots
^_^

She married a nigger, right?

i guarantee you this lady has a 12 year old dog she takes everywhere

>>516624321
SUFFER!

>>516621257
>noooo don't just go to another stream i want that ad revenue!!!
get a job you fucking nigger

>>516624291
>>516624234
I've seen things.

Listen young gents: never ever ever consider marrying a pudgy fat cunt like this. Women like this are mentally ill, guaranteed.

>>516624394
>SUFFER!

WV is toothless meth central, at least no nigs though

Why did Dan's people kill our Lord and Savior?

Women will uglify themselves with shitty tattoos, piercings on everything, and paint their face under terrible colored hair to then do burlesque photoshoots and dancing.

I hate this modern society.

>>516614673 (OP)
what is Alex Jones doing there?

Imagine being banned from PUBLIX

>>516624397

I’m pretty sure the drunk guy who begs by my office makes more than I do so I can no longer give this advice in good conscience.

Most informed Democrat

>>516624486
WV is an Appalachian Aryan paradise.

>>516624584

Kinda want a pub sub…

This guy is from the future, leave him alone

I wish I didn't know what year it was.

>>516624397
I don't have a website to spam nigger. I just don't want you making any money. You are the worst poster in these threads and a relentless spammer. Everyone hates you.
I report your posts every time. I'm tired of your shit you fucking nigger.

this guy is an AOC supporter

this dude is from 2028

its a bong innit

>>516624584
>Imagine being banned from PUBLIX
No more subs? A fate worse than death!

pretty sure being blackout drunk is normal for brits (the ones left that arent muslim)

It's actually a drag performer who cosplays as George Floyd and sings show tunes

>>516624678
>>516624700
He was left over from the World Cup and was put in the gulag before he walked into the time warp portal that opened up inside the ICE detention center

Somebody save that Celica…

Would btw. Architect bros how we feeling?

A drag queen. Gross

i didn't hear her youtube name

>>516624866
Checked, but I can't fix it.

What'd she say? Megan417???

NGL, I would do all kinds of stuff with this fat chick. I bet she is really soft.

>>516624944
Who cares, it's probably just food reviews

>>516624944
she's got it all

>>516624944
couldnt catch it, maybe littlebaby417

>>516624890
I was just thinking the same, she’s on her way to becoming a gainer fetish in another year or two…

did she have her tsurikawa history right?

>>516624944
BabyBuddha417
>ex competitive figure skater
Wut

>>516625059
can you sub to her OF and then upload it to simpcity? thanks

>>516624944
https://x.com/BabyBuddha417/photo
do not redeem

>>516625014
https://www.youtube.com/@BabyBuddha417/videos
theres some in there

those celicas are so ugly

>>516625106
being fat as fuck and having small boobs is the worst for women

>>516625102
>acrobatic chair dancer
how many chairs has this sow busted

>>516625059
>18+ content creator
How do these people exist? Aren't they worried their friends or family will find out >>516625135
Damn I'm good

she already has OPL fans on her goytok
https://www.tiktok.com/@babybuddha417/video/7550491996830420254
Husband is some gay looking hipster at least not a nigger

>>516625059
>>516625102
>>516625106
So is she a real woman? Or competing in drag shows against troons? Clown world has me so confused bros.

>>516624963
>https://x.com/BabyBuddha417/photo
>>516625106
I would like to retract my previous statement.

>>516625102

>born in 2001

>>516625328
>So is she a real woman? Or competing in drag shows against troons? Clown world has me so confused bros.
I don't understand either, and at this point I'm too scared to ask or to look her up on any other media

>>516625217
the women who do porn dont have friends or family.

>>516625102
>Born in 2001

Those face tatoos are not going to look good in 2100

new bread >>516625402
>>516625402

>>516625328
>Or competing in drag shows against troons
most drag queens are just men who dress up to have fun, like rupaul

>>516625135
>groomer

>>516625328
Yep also gay dudes compete in 'drag king' competitions where lesbians wear Glen Danzig sideburns and paint on a moustache

>1 appetizer + 2 entrees for $25 AT APPLEBEES is a deal worthy of being on TV
I want off this ride

>>516625588
For just $20 she will tell me she's proud of me

>>516625734
no no no for 20 she'll degrade you

He doesn't seem drunk, dude is sweating like crazy and completely out of it like he smoked some dirty shit out of a baggie on the street

Mayo cracka

hold up
are we not allowed to shoot heroin in the privacy of our own car

>>516614803
Finna spoil Bryce with ma BBC

That guy must have been shooting up crokodil

>that tinnitus snake oil
holy shit they need to be sued.