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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

TYB
Also, kitty

>>516625402 (OP)
i got 3 pfizer vaccines but im not dead yet as promised.

>>516625423
Face tattoos have never looked good and will never look good.

I think he's drunk.

Tyb and fuck niggers
Also remember the shrimp site gives you a virus

>>516625560
he's addicted to steel reserve after dan fed him one.

>>516625566
>shrimp site gives you a virus
Yes sir
If anons are looking for a stream:
>thetvapp
>Channel 88, Reelz

>>516625566

5566

checked


SHRIMPS ARE GREAT VALUE RADIOACTIVE

DO NOT REDEEEEEM!

>>516625566
>>516625647
what virus?
funny you can't answer
kys

the idea of eating bone-in wings or any wings for that matter in my car is fucking disgusting.

>>516625690
The AIDS virus

>>516625588
>Worn-once panties $75
>Drenched panties $120

>>516625760
kys jeet

The way cops on this show flirt with Black perps never fails to disgust. Have some self-respect. Then they treat Whites like killers.

>>516625560
>>516625599
you gotta be drunk to enjoy the show

>who's the president
Netanyahu.
>>516625690
>>516625806
Beware of the sock puppet jeet.

To be fair, in England, this guy's probably considered "reasonably sober"

>>516625810
cops just want everything to go smoothly without anyone getting hurt. it's why they joke around with perps and act like they're friends and then the cuffs go on

>>516625898
you're literally indian
your name is suckdeep mucket

>>516625770

I often joke about buying the panties of certain female cops on opl but I’ve never actually done it. Are these prices typical?

>>516625810
Yeah, same. I was immediately filled with disgust.

>>516625966
actually yes. i bought panties from an onlyfans girl once for $200.

Let's see that fabulous Requiem for a Dream arm.

>>516625770
How many do you think she's sold bros??

>>516626017

Was it worth it?

Is Curtis black and missing again?

>>516626120
yes it even came with a little bit of vaginal discharge.

The BritBongladesi doesn't seem drunk, dude is sweating like crazy and completely out of it like he smoked some dirty shit out of a baggie on the street

>spotted shooting heroin outside of his house
WHY? just so drugs in your house.
>>516625904
If I was trapped on that rainy little socialist Island I'd be drunk too.
>>516626017
Why?
>>516626157
Black dynamite himself

>>516626017
LooksMaximus is that you?

lol airbagged

>>516626249
>why

because doing dumb horny shit happens all the time when you do meth

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

Had a speedhole in his arm and still couldn't get away

That injury does look nasty. Gross krokadil looking arm

hair-on

I wonder if "surgery" means losing the arm.

>>516626302
>doing dumb horny shit happens all the time when you do meth
Shit, I don't do meth, and I do dumb shit when I get horny late at night or after a long dry spell

>surgery on the arm
what are they going to do? remove it?

>>516626383
>I wonder if "surgery" means losing the arm.
God I hope so. I imagine it'd be hard to do drugs or steal shit with just 1 arm.

>>516626101
on phone to HAZMAT to find out

>>516626383
how do you let things get this bad

the van is GAWN

>>516626406
imagine that times 1000

>>516626383
During a ftm surgery they take arm skin and make it a penis

>>516626249
>outside of his house
Outside a drug house

Why did Dan's people kill our Lord and Savior?

I have a feeling he was the driver

>>516626458
Probably didn't even notice guy is high on fentanyl everyday

>>516626406

Sometimes I think I need to get my testosterone checked. I get horny, but I usually just beat off and call it a day. I;be never been so horny that I’ve done something deranged.

>>516626547
I have a feeling you might be right

6'0 vs 5'11

>>516626547
could be right
he looks... funny

>>516626458

You just stop caring. Happens to a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

>>516626580
that's normal. stimulant drugs just make you insanely horny. ill let you in on some insider knowledge, all meth heads do is jack off to porn all day. that's it.

where are you anons watching it? im missing out

>>516626629

But first, five minutes of drug commercials!

>>516626685
google the tv app

>>516626629
Woops, my bad. Walked in the room and didn't know they were related

>>516626547
well, he did get the van for a demolition derby, and now look at the van...

>>516626685
PICREL FREN, WE ALSO HAVE LIVE CHAT

>>516626739
>WE ALSO HAVE AIDS

This Ikea commercial sums up all of the degeneracy of Weimerica.
>black and white lesbians
>fur baby parents
>gay black man watering his plants

>>516626685
Peacock
If you use an illegal stream don't use shrimp. It has viruses
>>516626739
The one with a virus

>>516626804
your ass has worms

>>516626685

I’m not. I’m driving around Richland trying to get Addy to arrest me,

>>516626685
on my television

>>516626827
Get a job spammer

>>516626827
this
>>516626804
kill yourself
>>516626739
this

>>516626837
Based, godspeed anon. Give us the signal when you finally catch up to you.

>>516626739
Nigger you spam your aids riddled stream in everything from /opl/ to being in /sp/ shilling your aids site.

>>516626739
>>516626908
Hey retard, you forgot to switch sock puppets

>>516626963
it's the best stroem tho

>>516626995
the best for contracting HIV

yeah this guy was definitely driving.

No way he wasn't the driver

Just need 'Call at a Walmart'
Pink is First Report.

>>516626717
ty anon <3

>>516626976
ESL moment

>>516626801
Remember that "Christian" ad from the Super Bowl? Or every investment ad, it's dumb White ppl being saved by a POC advisor.

>>516627056
Yeah his acting (meth) is pretty bad

He's upset about an $800 van he was going to wreck anyway? I'd be angry I missed out on fun, not crying.

Surely he can still take that car to a demolition derby?

he's gonna press charges on himself, kek

>>516627104
Don't be a dick. You've no idea of his means or how hard he works. He obeys the law, pursues a based hobby.

>>516627104

I’d be angry if I JUST bought it.

>>516627104
Lee county Florida is poor as fuck. The median income is like $35k

NIGSAN

Once again, cop treats Black perp like his new best friend.

>>516627063
>rent a rim
wtf
picrel is what i would get
$70/week lol

>>516627104
>>516627136

he wasn't upset when he declared it stolen
he got upset when they found it
he could patch it up for the derby anyway
still (pretends to) cry
something doesn't add up

>>516627211
He almost certainly wrecked it himself, yanked the plates and ran off.

>>516627080
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU STUPID NIGGER JUST GO TO vodkastreams_fun

Hey, anons, wut chall dune this weekeeand?

>>516627215

He left the keys and his wallet in the truck according to his story

what a retard unless he's cooking up a story. but still a retard. not believable.

>>516627126
The “he gets us” is a psyop created by leftists and preachers who wanna corrupt the true teachings of Jesus Christ to make anyone think their lifestyle will get them into heaven… Jesus even warned the people pushing those things that the blood of the people who they lead into hell will be on their hands/

>>516627293
Then he should go into acting and win an Oscar

>>516625497

I got one Moderna. I never had heart issues before but I get these super high bursts on hard sustained efforts during like 10ks and half marathons that I never had before. Feels like I’m about to pass out.

>>516627104
>your hobby suddenly costs you $800 for no added benefit, item, or sensible reason.
>not upset.

>>516627215
the car was insured if he was obeying florida law.

>>516627175
Sure. Flip it over, let the oil drain back to the sump. She's good to go!

>>516627336
no, it's from the Hobby Lobby people

>>516626685
see
>>516623293

>>516627415
also, take the plugs out and crank it for 20s

>>516627463
kill yourself just fucking die

>>516627211
>>516627215
>>516627219
>>516627381
he literally said he was gonna smash it anyway. it probably still runs

>>516627456
>Hobby Lobby people
That’s even worse

I love catz.

Would x3

what a miserable dog

>I wrecked my car
>better report it stolen
The cop knows he was driving.

the cops knows ...

>these ladies are going to get fucked over a few roaches.
Something tells me the cops would've just let it go were the cameras not rolling.

Even the cop is like nah you're lying you were driving

>>516627626
he busted him

lol shid

This dude is completely fucked

>>516627626
lol i had a friend do this exact scenario he was high on xanax and flipped his truck. he got away with it but now has two duis

Fucking Jeremy.

wtf jeremy

>>516626685
SEE PICREL

Jeremy!

>>516627456
Well I’m not a Catholic and my religion is from small Baptist churches who preached against the NWO and said the pope can suck a softball through a garden hose thinking the pope is the only one on earth who can talk to God when I can talk to Jesus Christ everyday….. I don’t care about hobby lobby and if they’re saying you can live your life however you want them the blood of the people they’re leading astray will be on their hands when they meet the final judgement

>>516627626
Actually
>fled from police
>wrecked car during the chase
>left all his shit inside
if he just left it overturned that's like a simple fine but running from cops different story

>>516627747
fuuuuuck, you can see the sweat

He's sweating real hard suddenly

>>516627778
Don't forget the shower.

he's doubling down!

>>516627798
>if you only knew how bad things really are

>>516627747
He seems to be wearing a skirt, too.

You gotta love it

let this kid go at least hes white

>>516627754
This website gives you a virus
He's spamming it to steal your information

i've never seen a man sweat so much standing still

When its 100 degrees out and I finish with yardwork and take a cool shower, I start dripping sweat immediately too.

He managed to come up with an excuse on why he was the one driving off the car from his yard

>>516627941
yeah a few anons suggested the tv app. this jeet is just trying to fuck people

>>516627956
It’s nowhere near that hot and he’s not doing yardwork

You guys called it and I was wrong.

Related:
This guy said he stopped for a piss and muggers stabbed his GF. People in comments called bullshit. Next day he got arrested.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/19/us-news/boyfriend-who-claimed-moped-riding-duo-stabbed-girlfriend-to-death-on-city-island-nyc-road-charged-with-murder/

>>516627956
Yeah that's not unusual
But this guy was out of the shower 20 minutes ago and has been standing outside for half that, without sweating
Then once the cop starts to put the pieces together, it's Niagara Falls

dodge charger/challenger moment.
Does anyone have the bingo cards?

>hellcat
hmm wondering who's driving that

>>516627104
i agree with you. im loling at the other people replying to you, sucks to be poor. i make 128k a year and i smoke weed every day.

>>516627378
that sux. but are you sure you arent just getting older?

does this ep suck ass?
just tuning in

>>516627941
i want to murder you irl

>>516628016
Youtube is filled with bodycam vids where normies are like 'he did nothing wrong' like some guy showing up to a school with a car filled with toys, talking to kids and the school calls cops. They show up and guy has some flimsy story for being there.
Cops see this all the time just like Mr dude where's my car guy

>>516628111
Bix nood? Bix nood.

>made it home just in time to watch all the commercials
How's it been tonight friends?

>>516628119
>bragging about barely clearing 6 figures

you're a millionaire in Shitsville. congrats.

>>516628161
Not if you want to see a bunch of drunk white folks and cats

>>516628161
We got big booty drag queen. Pungent smell.

>>516628184
>How's it been tonight friends?
6/10

>>516628161

eh. like 5/10 tonight.

>>516628161
it blows. one of the most boring i can remember. only slightly just a tad redeemed by Styx being there.

>please stop braking in front of me, and move over
this lady cop has the most polite road rage.

>>516628255
What is that? A blunt?

That looks like a street shitter hand

>>516628111
>hmm wondering who's driving that
checked

HAAALP
HAAAAAALP DUN SHOOT
any minute now

his whole ahh out. quite peculiar

>Nigger got nothing on him
>Just release the dog anyway

Driving a $90,000 vehicle begging for his mom.

Where did the handicapped mother go? Are the cops just ignoring her sitting in the car?

Just tuning in now, anything of note tonight?

How do nogs afford these 80k hellcat SUVs

>>516628733
Pretty dog shit, honestly

>>516628705
He wanted to call her for bail money because this guy is selling drugs and all his money is in cash in a box under his bed
>SHE HANDICAPPIN

Why did you run?
>Just looking for a job. I hang out with the wrong people

>>516628216
i live in a major city and own a big house in a nice area. suck my cock

>>516628770
It get easy when everything's paid for and you can get 2-3 more people on the loan.

>>516628770
covid ppp loans and drug dealing

gun in the car too and he just casually mentions it.
also
>no job
>has 90k suv

>>516628770
They buy them as third or fourth owner after it depreciates by $40k with 20% APR loan for 84 months at a buy here pay here lot

>>516628802
So she's not in the car? Why the fuck was he talking about her being handicapped then?

>>516628184
Hey draw anon

>>516628889
the cops MIGHT tow it

>>516628889
because it's mom's car.
Come to America, a large portion of nogs driving around with cripple plates due to the car being grandma's.

>>516628903
wtf is wrong with that dog

this cop reminds me of ari shaffir

>>516628903
What's up friend? Have you been caging your rage?

>have dog
>get let go
cheat code strikes again

>>516628241
>>516628249
>>516628274
>>516628372
sounds like the show continues to slowly descend
how long till taken off the stock exchange?

>>516628988
Nothing. He is comfy AF.

>>516627768
they're evangelicals I believe and they said they wanted the message of the commercials to be that anyone can repent and come into the body of Christ but they did a bad job of showing it

>>516629045
I have been working my progrumz

>>516629085

well... we're all here still watching

what's the ticker?

>>516629085
until another dodge caliber rolls over and a child gets used as a bat.

>>516628840
enraging

>>516628158

I always think that might be part of it. I also am supposed to keep a close eye on my heart because of some medical treatments I received when I was younger.

>>516629249
>advised to take care of his heart
>still gets clot shot
many such cases

>>516628840

Sometimes I wonder why work at all. I can kill myself to get into the next tax bracket or do nothing, fall back into the lowest, and make more than I do now.

>>516628793
Sounds par for the course with this show

>>516629391
wrong, you're a white man so you wont get any assistance

>>516629164
I concur

>>516629368

Back in 2021, my follow up clinic person kept asking if I got the booster yet. He honestly asked about a dozen times in thirty minutes. Then at my appointment this year they told me they don’t recommend the COVID vax for me. Lol

>>516629470

The white homeless guy who hangs out at the liquor store near my office makes more than I do (I think) begging.

>>516629579
open an onlyfans and bang the homeless guy if you care about money so much

looks like texas just gained another nigger tonight.

>pull black man over because he was running just on the daytime running lights.
>warrants.

>>516629668

I’m just gonna sell my undies.

>>516629391
You should see it here.
>27% taxes for 55k to 110k
>37% taxes for 111k to 133k
Doesn't even include the 7% tax paid on everything we buy except basic food. All of it goes to gibs for indians, migrants, welfare bums

>>516629549
Kek. This guy always has the most serious face.
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡° )

>>516629750
>We need to bring more in because the locals aren't fiscally irresponsibly having children.

25 years, first time danny has seen a baggie like this without dope in it

>>516629173
>what's the ticker?
JUDEN
>>516629183
kek

>>516629931
he didn't check what the crust was stuffed with, bad policing.

>>516629834
we at least get 'free' health care but it's like going to the DMV you wait for 3hrs to see a migrant doctor who tells you 'you should see a real doctor' then an appointment is made then you go to some hospital and a specialist doctor that says 'there's nothing wrong with you the walk in clinic was wrong you'll be fine in a week'

>>516628832
you exactly proved my point. thank you. and doubled down on your insecurity.

>>516629085
an anon posting a graph of ratings not too long ago. It's at 1/2 or maybe 1/4 of the start.

>>516630027
Is it true that's the one that ended it last time(along with a few other minor incidents)?
I was on here when it did, then it went away for a few years and only recently heard the story about that being one of the major incidents that got it pulled.

It’s the same fat drunk bitch.

>>516630340
Hah it is

>>516630340
Looks like she drank the Bud Ice, but still has the 40

How much booze does it take to intoxicate a heavy drinker of that mass?

>>516630340
>>516630374
Ruby from Wheeling, WV

Look at all the boarded up businesses and abandoned real estate, total failed city full of junkies (like here)

wheeling really hates loitering. pretty based, patrolling the low levels of nigger activity, managing the overton window.

>>516630396
Yeah, probably drank the Bud Ice in hiding.

>>516630425
More than she can afford

>Ask your doctor about XYZ
>Hey doc I was eating stuffed crust and watching opl and saw a commerical for XYZ
Does anyone actually do this?

>>516630446

It just makes me sad.

tuning in just in time for the 30 min commercial blitz

>>516630451
dont blame em who wants a bunch of shirtless vagrants hanging out in front of their store

>You didn't do a crime
>but we're going to destroy your property
Keeping us all safe, occifer.

>>516630425
>>516630513
Yeah she probably can’t get drunk off that amount but will feel normal.

>>516630590
>open container laws

>>516630645
Its illegal to have this legal container in your legal vehicle legally?

Make it make logical sense.

>>516630451
>>516630565
At least the streets are clean and the police functional there.
Here the streets are littered in garbage and needles, human shit everywhere, police do nothing, graffiti everywhere, maniacs lighting bonfires in the middle of the sidewalk to cook drugs.

half an officers time feels like just searching peoples cars

>>516630734
once opened its not legal to transport

>>516630590
open container laws exist, though they can be completely idiotic at times.
There's a difference between the mixed gin and tonic in my cupholder and the closed half gallon bottle of gin safely tied up in the child seat.

>>516630425
a lot of times people that are pretty far gone, their liver is already giving out so the alcohol gets processed less or less quickly so they actually end up getting drunk on less.

>>516630786
Why though? I can somewhat understand beer, although a road beer never hurt anyone. But a liquor bottle with a cap that you're not likely to be drinking from shouldn't be a crime.

>>516630734
>it's illegal to do a legal thing (drinking) while doing another legal thing (driving)

>>516630786
isn't there that one county on opl where opened liquor is fine

>>516630920
>>it's illegal to do a legal thing (masturbating) while doing another legal thing (riding the bus)
fuck havin laws and shit

>>516630877
dunno. the times i've transported opened bottles like that, i put it in the trunk so its out of view and never had a problem.

>jew
>i dont like lying to you

>>516630877
you can have it in your trunk just can't have a half empty bottle of whiskey on the passenger seat while driving because retards ruined nice things for everyone by getting blitzed and crashing into a car full of kids

>>516631100
without getting something out of it

How many people live in #8?

describe the genitals

Just tuning in,what excitement did I miss?

>>516631298
Seems like a trailer park party at #8

NEW

nothing is as classy as pulling crap out of your bra

>>516631326
>excitement

Is she 50 or 20?

>>516631326
ruby likes to drink

>>516631373
yes!

>1 legged jew
>albino nigger with backwards legs
>dumpy guatemalan
>canelo
>diabetic jeet
what a fuckin crew

>>516631373
Hasn't been on vacation for the past 5 years 40

ahhhhhhh that fat chicks legs, gross

America is...different now

>>516631373
38 in WV

>>516631424
>She mogs all the men

this is a very diverse crew

>>516631424
I just realized it's been a couple weeks since I had cottage cheese

>>516631389
>>516630451
>Damnit Ruby
>You know you're not allowed to eat stuffed crust on the street

>>516631502
>trailer park boys
Randy is there with no shirt.
Nose ring chick witih terrifying legs
Hispanic lady
Ricky's drunk father in the wheel chair

>>516631424
it looks like the character select from modern games

>>516631531
>>516631459
>>516631463
Apartment #8 is officially the most depressing shit I’ve seen on this show in a long time

>What's with the camera?
>I-it's for a documentary
Huh, I guess the cops really can lie to you

>>516631626
kek

>>516631021
What if you don't have a trunk?

i wonder who's behind this ad

>>516631767
Then you've encountered the same loophole as motorcycles.
t. had a cop try to open container me due to alcohol in my top box. Ended up calling his supervisor who didn't want the paperwork and just told me to fuck off.

>>516631740
what is the postage on that tramp stamp? WOW

>>516630263
i think so but not definite since i wasn't a regular back then, just watched on occasion
someone else would know

>>516632046
for what it's worth I didn't call for the supervisor, it was the guy that pulled me over wanting a second opinion on the matter.

blame AI bro

Sir, why is your penis on video
>Nope
Sir

what? my dick isnt that big haha must be AI

>>516632252
you're free to go sir

>have alzheimer's.
>move in with coal burner daughter.
>hilarity ensues.

SHOW US THE VIDEO DAN

>>516632441
wait, dont you want me to prove it?? maybe take a look? give me a second...

werent these two just with ruby?

>has large pupils
>is night time

I only do weed that's why I'm shirtless sitting on the street and haven't eaten in a year

>>516632622
do they see everything brighter??

>>516632622
Dime sized pupils bro
Obviously up to no good bro

Good night, gentlemen.

>>516632505
hoeflation gotta end but it won't

>He asked me for some cottage cheese
Goodnight friends

>>516632688
>heard that line from cops before
i was blasted that night in his defense

>>516632824
>check out dem pins
thanks drawanon

>>516632890
np friend. maybe we'll see each other again tomorrow

FERRWHAAAATT???

>>516632824
good god

>>516625647
>thetvapp
thanks fren