Thread 516639833

Kneel, Timmy. You cannot escape India anymore.

that why it’s the color of a curry poop

>>516639833 (OP)
>it's brown
KEK

>>516639833 (OP)
Ew - I don't want it if Jeets have touched it.
Untouchable so-to-speak.

>>516639833 (OP)
nobody white uses an iphone.

>>516639833 (OP)
Why is it so brown?

>>516639833 (OP)
>You cannot escape india
it's pajeets that seem desperate to escape india though. so desperate in fact that they're threatening to kill themselves because they can't come to America anymore. I wonder, what is so bad about living in india that every indian seems to want to leave?

Lol

>>516639833 (OP)
>I poone

That phone is packed with shit, literally

>>516639991
Making a mobile phone is a water intensive process, and the water in India is always brown.

>>516639833 (OP)
seems like an iToddler problem to me

>>516639833 (OP)
lol at all the retards that will try too use their iPoo as a status symbol

never liked iphones personally. way too restricted for my taste

>>516639999
checked

Your orange man president is brown too by that logic

>>516640354
Quality has dropped significantly after the 14. It would be fine for me if the restrictions were balanced by top notch quality and reliability, but nowadays even Apple is jeeted.

>>516640554
> top notch

kek I know what you mean but this top notch is literally when iphones started being ugly ontop
picrel last decent iphone, 8

I'm a phone whore

I have
>S24 ultra
>oneplus 13r
>Pixel 6, 8a, 9a
>Iphone14 plus

iPhones are ok but android has come a long way. iOS is just kinda quirky, feels like it's for elderly ppl or toddlers.

I run Graphene on my pixel 6 and it's crazy how long the battery lasts

>>516640680
My iPhone 7 (2016) still works just like in day one, it’s insane. I only replaced the battery once for like 70€ and that’s it. My 15 overheats like crazy and stuttering like a 150€ Samsung.

Why do normies jerk off to Goyphone so hard? It's total crap in terms of price/quality

Crapple

>>516641000
My nokia android from 2018 now does too, but I had to invest some time figuring out what bottlenecked it.
Turns out google artificially turns phones obsolete over time by shipping everincreasing bloat through "updates" and pointless system processes that clog RAM. On android at least this can be entirely eradicated through ADB

>>516639833 (OP)
You are not worthy of the BGC title.

My iphone air said made in Chyna, made sure to preorder one before the jeetphones and 40% tariffs start getting imported

>>516641444
Can confirm. During mobile app development I used one for work. I would go for Pixel instead.

>>516642546
The Pixels have started exploding

>>516639833 (OP)
*assembled in using 5000 layers of white technology
Fucking dumb cunt.

>>516640708
>>Pixel 6, 8a, 9a
I had a Pixel 7 and now new Pixel 10
fuck Apple's overpriced toys

>>516640073
Literally this

>>516642601
Probably isolated incidents. I'd take my chances anyway.

>>516641444
>>516642546
Yall just jealous apple closed their stores in Russia so you have to get bootleg factory rejects from china for double the price
Slav women love iPhones because “status”, so the men buy it trying to flex how much money they make
American women like it because they’re dumb whores and don’t know any better

>>516642679
>Probably isolated incidents.
They offered $100 to everyone with an old pixel so I doubt it

>>516639989
What are you talking about, cheap androids and cheap data are why third worlders entered the internet

>>516639833 (OP)
For me, it's the Samsung Galaxy

Nice, will it take good train videos... can't wait to watch them!

rangeban g*ease

>>516639833 (OP)
>made in india
>the first ever Pantone 448 C grade color apple did
what did they mean by this?

>>516640554
yeah have 14pro, and I don't think I will ever change it till it dies

>>516643280
They’re not all made in India, yet. If you got an air its from china. I’d guess some of the pros are from jeetland because there’s a 2 month back order for pro models so they need to cut their designated street shitting breaks down to fill the demand

I hate how all the phones are rectangle shaped. Phones in the 2000s used to look so different from one another

>>516639833 (OP)
this generation of iPhone I will also skip. It's ugly and you can only get the iPhone Air in its flagship white color. With that large camera bump I expected it to have more cameras but nah. A waste.

>>516644636
The last generation design was around for 5 years (10-16). The air and the pro are a new design so you’ll be waiting a few years. The basic 17 is the same old design and will be its new cheap model. The air design will become the new standard model and the pro will stay the pro. The 17 is already the cheapest best phone you can buy, it beats anything android has and it’s only $800

>>516639833 (OP)
>iPoo

>>516639989
now this is brown cope

>>516640159
>the water in India is always brown
Can you guess why?

>>516639833 (OP)
anyone still use those ? everyone is looking for 06 nokias here

>>516639999
Checked kill all jeets and niggers of all kinds

>>516645832
I’ve got old phones and they don’t even get signal. Everything is 4/5g now with some 3g in shithole areas. Anything older than 20 years won’t work. If you buy a iPhone 3GS you won’t even be able to activate it
you will cumsoom
you will make the stock go up
you will own nothing

>>516646177
3G will be phased out in 2029 here.

>>516639833 (OP)
>using iPhone past 5 or SE
lol
lmao up

I've never owned an iphone and now I definitely never will

Chudda says...Can't have poo on your sandles if you never stepping in poo to begin with.

>>516646338
Pretty much same here. Unless you kids want to go back to 2mb/s download speeds you will only be able to use new phones going forward. Those old brick Nokias don’t have the cell towers in service to even connect to the network anymore
Hell I still got my old pager from 1998 lol, can’t use it because the network doesn’t exist anymore
iPhone air box for proofs

>>516639833 (OP)
i still cant believe how iphones made in india can only be sold in india and other turd world countries because they contain too much fecal matter to be sold in the developed world. astounding.

>>516646929
>you kids want to go back to 2mb/s download speeds
I'm from the 80s, anon. I still don't use my cellphones for anything else than calling/texting/alarm clock.

>>516641594
android from 2016 here. gsam battery monitor helps show you which apps suck battery and how much they wake your phone. you can deprioritize or restrict them through android or through superfreeze app.

all works without root, but gsam requires adb first use to enable detailed battery access.

>>516647114
I can believe how much fecal matter they contain.

Apple originally abandonned Indian manufacturing because they had a 70% failure rate and detected large traces of feces in the phones

>>516646338
we have carriers here that even if you have the proper bands, they only whitelist IMEI blocks of certain phone vendors. at&t does this. it's ridiculous.

>>516640680
Iphone SE 2022 looks identical. sadly they got rid of the SE. so my current phone is probably the last apple product i ever buy

>>516647603
what makes it so good? last iphone I used was a work phone as a swift dev, it was an iphone 7.

>>516647654
Every android phone i've ever used was way slower than an iphone with comparable specs and they are all way too big.

I used to exclusively buy nokia windows phones but they stopped making those.

>>516647798
if you ever want to get back into android, go with sony. sony focuses a lot on hardware. xperia line is excellent, and also have features like external sd card, headphone jack, and multiple physical sim slots in addition to esim.

what i meant tho is why iphone 2022 se or whatever versus the iphone 16 or 17. just curious, genuinely asking.

>>516647971
I hate the notch and lack of home button/touch id

>>516647213
Pretty much the same. Having a pager was $5 a month back in the day and if you were out and about .15 or .25 cents to make a call at a pay phone lol. Only good thing from these new phones is the internet speed and the ability to to send texts via satellite for free when you have no service. Do you europoors get that option yet?

>>516647603
The iPhone 3gs and 5 were the best iPhones then the X (10) and I think the air is going to be up there too
From my boomer experience

>>516639833 (OP)
iPoo Poo Max

>>516646929
>2mb/s download speed
No, just calls text and alarm is all anyone uses. I stopped a few years ago, those things make me paranoid, the apps asking for your shoe and dick size, unlock with finger print ffs ? who tf gives away their fingerprint willingly to a network connected device thats even telling you it will store that shit. anyway, pager bombs. happy weekend everyone

>>516648010
oh wtf no home button. thanks for the answer. need to get one for someone and didnt know what the difference between some of the newer models is. usually just go with the latest but ill ask them if they need home button.

>>516648225
fyi fingerprints are hashed, only hashes are stored. however, older fingerprint hashes were reversible because of some algorithmic flaws.

I dont use biometrics when I dont have to either, but just letting you know that you dont really need to worry about that aspect, unless your phone gets zero day'd by the dprk or pissrael.

>>516646516
Oh thats an I phone ? they got my boomer dad with the 'slick design' lost all respect for him that day he told me. desktop - LAN thats it
fuck wifi and digital everything

>>516648427
Thank you very much. But this wont change my stance. I dont trust anything biometric and here you have to give your fingerprints to your Personal ID ( yes, there are no people here in Germany we are all workers for the BRD Gmbh ) and after COVID I will never trust any gov or big tech company to handle my credentials with care. Maybe it's just because I am old, when you grow up with that stuff it comes natural I guess.

>>516648427
Hate to be the one to tell you this, but you were barcoded when you were born with a 9 digit number. You use it every year to file taxes, be employed, pay credit cards or for housing. Then you have a secondary barcode that you have to renew every 8 years to drive and also be able to work and pass a background check
If you decide to get uppity and decide you no longer wish to participate in said system and wish to leave you need a passport. Then you have to submit all 3 forms of your barcode along with your picture to get it, then jump thru the hoops of transferring it to the new county and start the process all over again. If you’re white atleast, if you’re brown you can jump on a plane to Sweden, claim political asylum and say you’re a 16yr boy that looks mid 30’s and they don’t care

tl;dr
you’re here forever and “they” don’t care about your biometrics lol they already have them

>>516648776
yea not trying to convince you, as I said I dont give out biometrics unless I need to (which I do for certain things). but anyway just saying that the storage aspect is one-way. the data would be used by glows by knowing your one way tied to your apple ID, and then if you use ur print in some other database or it gets lifted for some criminal investigation, using the same one way...

except its templated onto the secure enclave chip in the phone itself (googles equiv is their titan chip). and it's typically seeded on top of that. only way to get data out of a secure enclave is through some firmware vulnerability but that basically requires apple itself working with a nation state to specifically target you. and even then, it wont cross correleate with other databases because of the salting (this is called a cancellable transform).

I dont like apple much as a company, but when it comes to security for this type of thing, they are pretty competent. there really isnt a way for ur biometrics to get compromised by an iphone unless you're on a top 10 interpol red list.

>>516648776
>>516647213
>>516648225
any tips on good dumb phone boomerbros?
I keep using CAT B30, but it kind of sucks and mic is starting to fail, I'll need to replace it with something soon.
I would appreciate if it could take reasonable photos, otherwise just calls/sms/alarm.

>>516649573
HMDs are alright (they make the nokia rebrands). kaiOS is a bit janky but not bad and I dont know why people bitch about it.

We invent iPhone now too whole timmy jack off in mom basement lol .

>>516648977
I like to fight for what little privacy I have left and make it everyone's else's problem.
>Facetime to verify what ?
>I dont even have a smart phone
>For what ? MY security ???
I laughed out so loud the bitch got really confused, then I told her I scolded three of her colleagues already for telling me the same shit.
I transferred my last payment for the credit jews and the guy wanted an ID, I asked will I get in trouble, if I dont ? account all balanced and all. said no, only card will stay locked I said: good, I wait and see if I can use it to verify for online shit in the future if not I chancel the thing. Fuck credit cards

>>516639833 (OP)
PooOS

>>516649573
I wish I knew. I've been seeing conflicting reviews on the newer Nokia dumb-ish phones.
At some point we'll have to bite the bullet and simply buy a "senior phone".

>>516649849
fyi if you are ever in the US, you can decline mmwave scanners at airports by law (which you should do anyway because skin cancer). instead you will get basic metal detector and then a patdown and an explosive swipe of your bag.

>>516639833 (OP)
Seen the 100k increase in h1b fees?
You can't escape India either, saar.

>>516639833 (OP)
>added value 0,5%
They will dump you faster than a jeet dumps a smelly one amid the street, if you so much as ask for a rupee more ...

>>516649954
theyre fine. the cameras suck but for battery + texting in prediction T9 + calling, is great. google maps works too but directions are turn by turn.

>>516649954
theyre fine. the cameras suck but for battery and texting in prediction T9 and calling, is great. google maps works too but directions are turn by turn.

iToddlers BTFO

>>516650072
>>516650097
Hello Mr Robot?

>>516639833 (OP)
>get new iphone
>normally white box had brown stains on it
>iphone dies just outside warranty due to poolanned obsolescence

>>516645801
wtf

The camera on my 16 Pro is insane. I just point and shoot and do the thing where you take 50 pics just in case and all of them are insanely good.

>>516649849
>Fuck credit cards
oi vey
>>516649979
he’s European he doesn’t have rights anon. They don’t even serve drinks with ice in that shithole
Went to Germany once and couldn’t wait to leave. Its a fucking ghetto
If I had to live in Europe I’d live in north eastern Poland, Estonia or Finland (ie the old Prussian parts) they hate non whites and commies. Its the closest region to being like America, but they’re cucked by their liberal govt

>>516650166
first post failed, but then didnt. :/ gookmoot needs to upgrade the servers.

>>516639833 (OP)
>Timmy
Get some new material faggot.

iPoo 17, iPoo, therefore I am
iPoo 17 Poo Pro, Poop Different
iPoo 17 Poo Max, The New Superpoowver

>>516649660
thanks, Nokia 3210 looks promising

>>516639833 (OP)
Thank you

Note to tariff this until it is made correctly in a good country like America.

>>516645801
>Is that some heckin poo water?!
>I...must...SWIIIIIIIIIIIM

>>516650971
We're deporting our poos to a country near you unless they can cough up $100k to stay for a visa
Also not all iPhones are made in India
My iPhone air was made by the purist of child slave labor in china just like my 3gs, 5, 5se, X, 14pm and now air, along with my MacBook Air m2, Mac mini m4 and AirPods Pro
When it comes to my electronics I only buy commie chink foods, when it comes to my food only the ripest fresh produce from illegal Mexicans and big gas guzzling vehicles made by obese union American workers and my firearms made by the finest European craftsmanship

Pick a side son I’ve choose mine

>>516651461
They're coloring the water because how dirty indians are.

>>516651092
np. only thing is if you can try one before you buy, some of the keys can feel a bit off. like mushy but too hard? minor af complaint tho. but as phones that do phone things with good battery and navigation, and at a cheap price, I like them. flips are ok, and that 3210 is similar to one of my favs, the nokia 1112 factor. as a smoller candybar one, that runs s30+ (series30+ os) not kaiOS, so idk if u get google maps. s30+ is snappier but less features.

>>516651675
>unless they can cough up $100k to stay for a visa
Probably won't happen desu. Drumpftards tend to forget about checks and balances and that they're not in an actual dictatorship.

>>516639833 (OP)
I kneel before the BGC

>>516639833 (OP)
not an indian myself but i will admit, they are the future when it comes to tech and innovation.
China only knows how to copy,
and they copy from american innovation which is fueled in turn by Indians.
I fear that without us, the US will fall behind very quickly

>>516652036
>checks and balances
Republicans hold the House, Senate, and SCOTUS.

>>516639924
>>516639942
color of your presidents face
buy a better monitor

>>516652036
congress wont restrict executive power because every repub who does will lose their seat.

the judiciary has already blown their injunction wads at every single thing Trump does, so the Trump admin no longer listens much to the judiciary. even SCOTUS has been telling circuit courts/article iii judges to get bent with the overreach. boy who cried wolf.

>>516639999
>it's pajeets that seem desperate to escape india though. so desperate in fact that they're threatening to kill themselves because they can't come to America anymore.
Nice numbers
#1 problem with India is that it is full of Indians
#2 is another big problem

>>516639833 (OP)
The world would be a better place if they couldnt escape india either.

An orange/brown Indian phone, call that a literal shitpost machine.

>>516652636
So you are in a dictatorship? Cool

>>516639833 (OP)
>every component have made in china stamp
>only the box has the made in india printed on it
sure vpn poo, sure

>>516654329
No, we voted for this in record numbers. read up on our system of government :)

>>516642723
Some of us gennuinely dont care for icrap. Go suck off tim cook

>>516654778
I didn't say you didn't vote for this, I'm saying that you're ruled by unblockable diktat.