On This Unholy Shabbat Our Sanhedrin Will Decide Punishment
We have all the time in the world to figure out the right punitive measures for crimes against humanity such as speculating on human need and life. Let's see, we can crucify them. That always works. Maybe chop their heads or hang them off in a public execution. Oh, here's one, we can boil them in a vat of oil and livestream it globally. Make a show that is guaranteed to get top ratings where we throw these schmucks in with various zoo animals and the whole family can laugh at how they get eviscerated. We need ideas here people! Tie them up for the fair and give people a nice cash prize if they land the killing blow. Let them have a nice selection of throwing knives and axes.
