Thread 516682087

>You find a lost wallet full of cash. There is a driver's license so the owner is easy to track down.
This is actually the best test to separate the civilised from the uncivilised.

>>516682087 (OP)
>There is a driver's license
how I act depends on the race and gender of the person.
if its a shitskin male or female I will take the money and throw the wallet into the trash.
if its a fellow white man I take the cash and just return the wallet.
if its a hot white chick I leave the money and try to get into her pants.

If there's an ID in it, and it's filled with money, I take half, if it's broke as shit I leave it be. I don't fuck with the identity or cards or anything, that's fucked up. But I deserve a little bit for taking not being a total nigger.

>>516682087 (OP)
>no pussy no wallet return

>>516682087 (OP)
Shopping cart returns are the best test.

Just walk away, let the person retrieve it.

>>516682087 (OP)
I would never touch a wallet I see lying on the ground. "Wallet on the ground" is the first step to a number of extremely common scams.

>>516682087 (OP)
I've returned cellphones and wallets to people multiple times in my life
feels good having a golden heart

>>516682087 (OP)
track the owner and rape him/her while also keeping the wallet to myself

Nah because there is money it isn't a civility test. A person on the brink of losing a home or a homeless person starving from worms in his body, should he prioritize civility over survival?the true test has always been the shopping cart, because there is no monetary or civic incentive to put a cart back into the collection zone

>>516682087 (OP)
The mere act of picking it up violates the NAP, id just leave it alone

>>516682087 (OP)
cash, in 2025? the wallet probably belonged to a criminal. better to take the money and destroy the evidence.

>>516682321
>stealing from Whites

sure hope you got your prayers in today, abdul

>>516682423
>i deserve a prize for not being a nigger
not being a nigger is the prize in and of itself
nigger

>>516682087 (OP)
>pick ID
>read name
>David Goldenstein

What /pol/ does?

>>516682087 (OP)
How much money tho?
https://youtu.be/5MsjxlTNQk4?si=8I_cE9QBEql51Qtp

>>516682499
has a white man, if someone kept the cash but returned my driver's license, credit cards, and grandfather's wallet to me, I would consider that an appropriate finder's fee.

>be me, maybe 12 y/o with dad
>"hey dad someones wallet was on the road back there!"
>find wallet
>has $400 and all sorts of cards/IDs/etc
>house is only 5 minutes away
>house is a nice lakehouse
>"OH THANK YOU ANON!!!"
>get handed a $100 bill
my dad raised me right

>>516682321
You need to be 18 to post here.

>>516682087 (OP)
I return it. Im not hard up. I think if there was 3k cash in the wallet is where I would start to ponder being a thief. Anything less I wouldnt give a rats ass

>>516682580
Wrong, the person who lost his wallet violated the NAP by littering and it's my duty to clean up the environment

>>516682087 (OP)
I've given back at least a half dozen wallets in my life with full cash. One of which had over 3k in cash in a vacation area (this was back in 2010 so that was actually worth something). Spent half the day tracking that guy down through the hotel since I wasn't going to hand it off to a bunch of nogs and kids. Last year, I opened a box from amazon the weekend before Christmas and it was a PS5. I didn't order a PS5. I hand delivered it to the happy family.

Make the world a slightly better place, you aren't here very long. If you have a roof over your head and food in your stomach you don't need much more.

>>516682087 (OP)
I only steal the coins and give back the wallet.

>take money
>place the wallet somewhere visible for the dumb retard who lost it to get it back when they come back looking for it
Thanks for the tip however this isn't my problem.

>>516682087 (OP)
my wallet was discarded and my things werr stolen when i was younger laugh at me for carrying 400 in cash

>>516682087 (OP)
Years ago, I lost my wallet with $570 cash in Las Vegas. Two weeks later, it arrived in the mail inside of an envelope with no return address, intact, and not a dollar missing. I still think about that kind anon who did me a solid.

>>516682712
>walk several blocks in random direction
>remove id
>turn it in to some business's lost and found
not my problem

>>516682087 (OP)
>picking stuff off the ground
That's something poor people do

>Find a wallet from brazil
>1,200 Trillion Us dollars
>return it
Bad people do this.

>>516682087 (OP)
It's a bit mixed here, but damn with the shopping cart thing almost everyone leaves it as it is. I remember as a kid I liked collecting all the ones I could find in the parking lot and putting them back where they should be, and my dad would always scold me for it.

I think it's an superiority complex thing, a lot of people think stuff like that is the "janitor" or "worker"'s job and that you shouldn't have to "stoop" to doing their work. Essentially they don't want to be perceived as "slaves" o algo

>>516682561
a person on the brink of losing their home isn't going to be saved by some cash in a wallet
a homeless person starving from worms could go get a fucking job if they are hungry and parasite-ridden
those two people made some missteps along the way in life and I think you did as well. you need to go back

>>516682087 (OP)
I've walked past notes lying on the floor before, I return the basket at the self-checkout and I always put my weights back at the gym. It's just white guy things ya know

>>516682321
>pussy whipped mudskin
yikes

>>516682087 (OP)
If it's a boomer i take the money. if it's some gen x or millennial i give it back, they'll usually give you some money for that. If it's a zoomer there's nothing to take as they don't carry around cash

>>516682087 (OP)
>Find wallet
>Go to police station
>Secratary says she can't take it and I have to wait for an officer to come
>Why is there no officers at a police station
>Can't just leave it or take it
>Wait 4 hours for a cop
>Dude questions me like I took it or I took money from it
>Dude fucks off without a thanks

To be fair, a degenerate would take it, but after that I will never do it again. There is a great gif of people pranking jeets by dropping a fake wallet with fake cash behind a jeet and they always claim it's theirs.

>>516682087 (OP)
I once left my wallet at the gas station and a nice black woman brought it to my house, with nothing missing.

>>516682892
you deserve at least some punishment for your negligence.
i think lost wallets should follow RPG rules -
you get your wallet back, but you lose half your money at restart.

>Find a wallet from El Salvador
>1,200 Trillion Us dollars
>return it
Bad people do this.

>>516682775
>12 years old
>$100 bill
It's game time

>in college, find a wallet left in the dining hall
>decent amount of cash, maybe $120
>look the guy up on facebook and send him a message saying I have the wallet and asking where he would like to meet up
>a couple of hours pass and he hasn't responded, so I decide to drop it off at the appropriate office on campus
>don't take a single dollar, give it back exactly as is
>guy never even responds to me to say thanks
>blows my mind that he doesn't even take the minimum amount of effort to simply acknowledge that I had the opportunity to fuck up his life a good bit but I decided not to
Fuck that fag but I'd still do the same thing again

>>516682087 (OP)
>>You find a lost wallet full of cash. There is a driver's license so the owner is easy to track down.
>This is actually the best test to separate the civilised from the uncivilised.
True story:
On the Japanese Niseko Limited Express
A dropped wallet is discovered in the vestible
The finder says I found a wallet out loud without touching it
Everyone seated nearby turns and looks
The finder then locates the conductor
The wallent is instinctively untouched by honto no nihon jin passengers
The conductor picks up the wallet in his white gloved hand
The conductor walks down the aisle and announces a lost wallet is discovered
A man raises his hand, it is my wallet
The conductor asks the man, what is your name?
The man gives his name which matches in the wallet and the conductor returns it to him

>>516682712
take the cash,
hand any credit card to some nigger to spend their money and probably get caught

>>516682850
You must be well off?

>>516682087 (OP)
If there’s ready identification? Yeah I pretty much have to. It’s so easy that failing to do so is wrong.

I probably wouldn't bother picking it up

>>516682087 (OP)
>hey, I found your wallet. There is $x in here.
>mind if I take some of the money as a reward? Yes or no?

I dropped my wallet in Toronto in 2016 and someone picked it up, looked me up by my license and got in contact with me. $350.00 was still inside!
But both myself and the finder were white. This is probably not happening in current year.

>>516682087 (OP)
>White
Return Wallet or give it to the police
>Non-White
Take cash because it's probably welfare and I paid for it anywwy
>Non-White, foreign citizen or non-citizen
Take cash, trash the wallet

>>516683620
>Imagine filing a return on somebody's lost wallet.

>>516683384
This is fair. Don't loose your shit.

>>516682087 (OP)
I dont pick it up at all. I'm not going to touch somebody else's property.

>>516682935
That must be a Jordanian thing. People here mostly put it in the corral. Also your pops might have been mad because you a little kid was running around a dangerous parking lot?

>>516682087 (OP)
The ultimate test is when you find physical money and nothing else.

My solution is to do nothing or at best place dead weight over the bills so they don't fly away.

This is for the owner to go back his way looking on the ground for his money.

It's a civilization when the dead weight money stays there until it's picked up by its owner or city cleaners take it to lost items bureau like it happens in Japan because no one picked up for days.
Even more civilized when the owner goes to the lost items bureau to reclaim their 100 bill and it's actually their lost one hundo bill. They are like this in Japan but they said on YouTube almost nobody comes claim lost money.

>>516682087 (OP)
Take money, throw wallet in river, simple as

>>516682087 (OP)
>vinderloon

>>516682850

Lol the family likely already disputed the misdelivered PS5 and for it refunded or replaced. But you're a good goy making sure Bezos doesn't take the hit.

>>516682087 (OP)
When I found a lost wallet I put it into the mailbox. I also put it inside a ziplock bag incase any cards fall out. I don’t remember if there was cash in it but I didn’t take anything. If I lost my wallet this is what I would want someone to do.

>>516682087 (OP)
I lost my wallet, three months later i got a call from the gendarmes, someone had found and brought them the wallet, it even had the cash. I keep it as my lucky wallet and 20€ bank note.
I live in a mostly white part of France.

>>516682087 (OP)
>>516682449
Return the wallet to the shopping cart corral.

>>516682087 (OP)
Its this simple. If there is a lot of cash in the wallet, I am going to take it. And when I say a lot, at least $500 or $1K. I would still return the wallet.

If not much cash, I just return everything. Nothing worse than losing your wallet.

Watch >>516684110
There is longer versions of this story
https://youtu.be/2xlUDUtftGw?si=Q-zOk2Z3Yygtvd5u

>>516682451
this
one must be insane to touch things just lying around in this day and age
only pick up money if it's blown by the wind (so to say)

>>516684110
:O japan japan japan did you know that in japan you japan and they japan japan :O

>>516682087 (OP)
Imagine you find it, it was empty. Only id inside. You returned and the guy goes "there was 200 cash here"

>>516682087 (OP)
stfu u twat faggot. if this is your test Design u have below average iq

>>516682087 (OP)
i always take the money then jizz in the wallet and throw it in the middle of the street

>>516684460
Hmm very interesting anon, please elaborate

>>516682087 (OP)
I would switch the track so that the train runs over wallet.

>>516682087 (OP)
I'm walking right by that shit. It's not my problem and there's a chance it's a trap by a bunch of shit skins waiting to jump me. If everyone just left it alone, the owner would eventually come back and find it. Unfortunately for the owner of the wallet, my country is infested with shit skins who will kill you for $1 so the chances of that wallet staying there is about zero. Still, it's not my problem.

>>516682087 (OP)
i've lost 4 times my wallet with all possible documents you can fit in it and money (mostly no more than 100€)
Not once I have gotten something stolen from it once returned. It's been like 13 years since the last time I lost my wallet. I am now pretty sure if i lose it again it won't even get returned

>>516682087 (OP)
>be me
>be tattoo’s bearded white guy in canadian city
>find gook wallet stuffed with cash
>i don’t count it because not a nigger
>drive 40 minutes to address on id
>they open the door
>i hand them the wallet
>the wife snatches it out of my hand and starts yelling at me in korean as if i stole it
next time i’ll just leave it on the ground

>>516684471
>sigh
>find a wall/table
>knock your head against it

>>516682087 (OP)
The owner of wallet should give me the prize for returning it. No excuses.

>>516682087 (OP)
I never pick it up because I assume I'm on camera for some "social experiment" video

>>516682321
If it's a nigger male, I do a drive by shooting on another nigger male and throw the wallet out at the crime scene. I then drive to the wallet owners "crib" and throw the gun on the front step

>>516682087 (OP)
if it had less than £100 in it my dad always topped it up before returning. not sure why so many people in the 00s were losing their wallets, i remember this happening 5 times.

>>516684926
sounds like what a citizen of the world master country in child trafficking would say

I went through this test as a kid in California. I was looking through it to find an address the second it touched my hand, and then I saw the ID. It was a flithy beaner who was straight from Mexico living in my friends old house with another 10+ mexicans. I took the money and threw the ID in the trash.

>>516684958
Same, but if I were absolutely 100% sure that there was no trick or camera involved I would snatch the money and leave the wallet

>>516682766
Cuck

>>516682087 (OP)
If a White Person who isn't a boomer I will return it and add 5 dollars to the wallet.

If it is a non white I just take it.

If they are Jewish I use the ID to find their address and employer and kill them in minecraft

>>516682087 (OP)
If it belongs to a Greek, I give it back

If it belongs to any euroshit union "citizen", I keep the money and ditch it. Fuck the eu and fuck you

>>516682553
Romania everyone

>>516682087 (OP)
Fist I check the race of the owner then I check his social media for his political leanings, and if he's a white man and a nazi I return it, if not payday.

I assume everyone keeps like $2k in cash plus cards so I'd take the cash and pay for express shipping of the wallet and cards to the address.

>>516682711
oy vey the goyim should put in more money in the wallet instead

The last time I found a wallet I returned it to the guy without taking anything, but then again I'm white. There we go

Most of the chuds here would chimp out and take the money let's be real. had this happen in college and even the person I returned it too looked at me weirdly and said they fully expected me to take the money

>>516682087 (OP)
I found my neighbor's wallet last month and returned it to him, he was thankful, that same week I lost my backpack at work that had my Steamdeck and an old pair of Air Max Pros, over $1k in equipment, it's still lost. I think I am done being nice to people.

>>516682087 (OP)
>testing civility in the downswing of humanity because that’s apparently going to help you
NGMI, different answer 10 years ago

>>516683512
Nope. Make 20 bucks an hour. I'm doing alright.

>>516682087 (OP)
i either ignore it or return it to the owner without stealing anything. I would like to live in a world where i can leave something somewhere and have it not disappear immediately even if chained down.

>>516685419
kek thats a good one, chuddie

>>516682087 (OP)
It's an easy choice if you're not broke as fuck, but if you are and you've done stuff like this before you'll know that most the time the tight fuckers don't even give you a reward for returning it. So the done thing is to remove all the cash and give it back to them saying you found it like that, that way everyone is sort of happy.

>>516682087 (OP)
I return it but first I buy myself a big mac and shit into the wallet, as a lesson for the cunt who lost it.

>>516682451
>>516682499
This right here.

>>516682321
I thought you German’s were better than this

>>516682087 (OP)
No, I don't find anything at all. If I see the damn thing on the ground and someone in front of me, I mention it. Once they see it, it's their problem. If there's nobody around I leave it the fuck alone because fuck you, it's not my fucking problem, deal with it. And if it happened to me I'd deal with it the same fucking way and I don't expect kindness from anyone now go Slava Ukraini you Mongol piece of shit!

i was at the asian market last year with my wife and a chinese lady speaking chinese with a group of people dropped 100 dollars, they kept walking and i picked it up unnoticed, but i immediately said "maam you dropped your money"

This is in jacksonville, if it was anyone else they woulda kept it. I never even told anyone about it but my wife im not looking for good boy marks, i just do the right thing because it says alot about your character, and seperates good from evil.

>>516682087 (OP)
Now i am become Kaalinpää Makkara Juustokakkumakkara-Kekkonen

>>516682087 (OP)
I'm going to pull his driver's license and run a criminal background check and if he's a good guy I give it back, if he's a pedo or something I max his credit cards and steal his identity. If he's a nig I do the same thing.

>>516683461
That's how I met my wife

>>516682087 (OP)
I’ll save you the time of having to get those documents done again, I’ll keep the cash. Now i’m gonna read the opinions in this thread, let’s see if I should keep this mentality or simply dump the looted wallet in the nearest trashcan

Keep the cash, return the wallet. Yes I have done this with purses and wallets.

>>516682087 (OP)
/pol niggers would steal the money

>>516682087 (OP)
>You find a lost wallet full of cash.
What is that supposed to incentivize me towards?
>There is a driver's license so the owner is easy to track down.
The police station is literally less than a mile away from my home. I just give it to them and make it their problem.

I just use the Japanese approach. It's simple and uncomplicated.

>>516682087 (OP)
I'm too dumb to track it down that way. I will give him a call if his phone number is in the wallet.

>>516682553
Peak civilized behavior

>>516682553
flag checks out

>You find a thread on 4chin
>Its another 1post slide thread
This is actually the best test to separate the smart anon from retard.

>>516685664
>now i am become cabbagehead sausage cheesecakesausage kekkonen

>>516682423
Oh, the irony of your post.

>>516685040
I remember the clothes of the 2000s had pockets were super loose and wouldn't hold anything if you sat down, or they were tiny and didn't hold anything no matter what was done.

>>516682087 (OP)
Take nothing give it to them directly or maybe hand to a police department. Reason being my conscience, and I believe these things are designed to test you by some higher force, perhaps God. And something better will come to you.

>>516682499
true

>>516683914
>That must be a Jordanian thing. People here mostly put it in the corral.
Sounds lovely. The only place where that actually consistently happens here is in Ikea.
Maybe cause the customers tend to be richer.

>Also your pops might have been mad because you a little kid was running around a dangerous parking lot?
No, my father was anything but a sensible parent. He has lost me and my siblings an unjustifiable amount of time while we were travelling, dude thinks a 6yo can take of themself alone in the middle of Malaysia.

>>516685759
>I just use the Japanese approach. It's simple and uncomplicated.
technically you should just drop it in a mailbox if you want the Japanese approach
they don't have many diversity hire postal workers though

>>516685581
the best germans came to america in 1945

>>516682087 (OP)
i would take the money and dump the wallet. i'm white. this racially mongrelized 65 IQ society has never once made my life easier. i have a moral imperative to treat my fellow man like the subhuman nigger he is.

>>516682087 (OP)
I passed that test when I found £26 in a vicars wallet outside of his house.
I got a pound reward, which in 1976 was enough for a torch, two batteries and a pile of sweets.

>>516682712
>David Goldenstein
>What /pol/ does?
It goes back to whoever owns it, no questions asked.

>>516682087 (OP)
Throw it in the USPS mailbox. They return wallets for free

>>516682087 (OP)
I'm paranoid, so if I saw a wallet, it's possible I might just leave it there, and not even open it because I'm afraid it could be part of some scam or framing me for something.

If I decided to open it, and I saw who the owner is, I would return it. Not because I'm a 'good' person, but because I know God sees everything and I fear Him.

>>516682321
These are jewish ethics. Very worldly-wise very practical. Very atheistic.

>early 2000s
>14
>walking home from a friend's house
>find a shopping bag full of small electronics
>cd player, mp3 player, cell phone, digital camera
>show parents and suggest calling the police
>police had a report of stolen electronics
>owner accuses me of stealing when attempting to return

That was a hard lesson to learn. No good deed goes unpunished.

this is how it works in italy
-take the money
-drop the wallet in the post bin
The mail people will find the wallet and deliver it to the owner
The owner does not have to redo all of his documents
you get some cash because you did not spaz out and saved the old owner three days of bureaucracy
No one would go around with more than a few hundred in the wallet anyway

>>516686231
>They return wallets for free
Good to know. USPS is pretty good at tracking people down, even if those addresses are outdated.

This actually happened to me once, there was about $650 in there. I kept it. I regret it every time I think about it. I would like to think that I am a better man now.

>>516682087 (OP)
I'd say the test is even simpler, holding a door open. It has no real cost, it isn't a challenge of will, it's simply will I put iin the smallest modicum of effort to help others.

Who will /pol/ hold open a door for?
>A man not carrying anything
>A man carrying something bulky
>A pregnant woman
>A small family
>A hood rat looking nigger?
>An old and clearly frail man or woman

You could add more details too, would you pick up your pace to help someone with the door if they're old or impeded?

>>516685914
Thats his name, i will spend the money, steal his identity and keep the wallet also

>>516682321
>fellow white man
Interesting choice of words.
>take the money
Shalom!!!

>>516686311
>a few hundred
That's literally an entire paycheck

>>516682449
>>516682561
>>516682935
Shopping carts or that bar you place on the conveyor belt to separate your groceries

>>516686311
technically you are not allowed to mail cash though, unless it's registered mail or a money order

>>516682087 (OP)
I would check social media. The wallet only goes back if the owner isn't a nazi.

>>516686359
>A man carrying something bulky
If he asks me specifically to do so, and nicely at that
The rest can open the door themselves

>>516686441
are you high on methane again saar?

>>516686545
this is why you take the cash out
of course if you saw a guy lose his wallet in real time it would be different
but if you found it on the ground it is fair game

>>516682087 (OP)
What I do depends entirely on the complexion of the face on the ID.

>>516684420
More
https://youtu.be/vK0Eo9QGwIw?si=_EGKcdPgVYQjaDRK

>>516684110
>The ultimate test is when you find physical money and nothing else.
That's not a test, that's a jackpot

>>516682087 (OP)
I print out a random webcomic page, put it in the wallet, then drop it off at the person's house

>>516682087 (OP)
>take some cash and return it
thank you for the tip kind stranger !

>>516682087 (OP)
Over the years I have found several wallets , some with 1000’s in cash( las Vegas). I always return intact.
Now a big bag of Jew banker money
ITS MINE !

>>516682087 (OP)
Grab the cash and pick up his litter and put it into a trash can full of homeless diarrhea
You’re welcome but I don’t clean for free
I’m not a jannie

>>516682321
Hmmm
Interesting take

>>516682087 (OP)
I've always treated cash in wallets as finders keepers, but the wallet itself and all other things should be returned or turned in. This is simply how I wish to be treated myself, and the $100-150 cash I usually keep is gladly up to the good Samaritan

>>516686792
based 5d chess player

>>516682087 (OP)
I don't pick up or touch the wallet. Its a test for society, not me.

>>516682087 (OP)
I've already had this test;
I've found wallets, phones and cards on the floor and always tried to get them back to the owner, for the Card i had no way of getting it back to them so i cancelled their card for them because who knows if someone else had already found it.

>>516682087 (OP)
I'll tell you about one of my oldest traumas (there's a few).
I was in second or third grade walking to primary school in the morning alongside two other random kids.
At the pedestrian crossing stoplight overpass thing I see a wallet laying on the ground and naturally pick it up, give it a quick check: Yup, it's legit. Typical wallet stuff. Gotta hand that shit in.
But since I was on the way to school I had to keep it with me for a while, told teacher about it too. I had like 300 bucks in it.
After classes I went home to talk to parents about it, basically telling my mother "I found this wallet and have to bring it to the lost and found office." (Papa was at work)
>big mistake
My mother is like "oh boy I'll handle that for you, deary" and being a good kid I see no reason to object to that.
I didn't really hear about this matter for a few days, until one day at school I'm accused of stealing the money from the wallet. I'm like
>qué?
I didn't even look through the thing properly, but it did have an ID or license in it, so the owner was clear, but in any case:
>before returning it to the office my mother stole the monetary contents of the wallet and then claimed I did it
This didn't disturb my moral sense too much, as later I handed in a bare 20 bill that I found in the hallway right in front of the lost and found office, and they basically were like:
>bru we can't even take this essentially it already belongs to you now
But I wasn't going to have that. Take the fucking bill. Got to pick that up again some weeks laters as predictably nobody asked about a 20 buck note they may have dropped somewhere.
But yup, the relationship to my mother was permanently destroyed in an instant.

Now with the internet you can look up someone profile online , if they are a Jew or a leftist , then keep money take a shit in the wallet and mail back.

>>516686625
Nigger detected

>>516682087 (OP)
I did this lmao. Looked them up on the white pages and got in contact with them. I also return the shopping cart; but that goes without saying. I wouldn't be hungry the next day after missing dinner because I'm used to fasting.

>>516682712
>Extract liquidity
>Invest it in mutual exchange fund for 20 years
>Send schlomo the same sum 20 years later
>Append a screenshot of the capitalized interest accrued over 20 years that anon kept

>>516682087 (OP)

If that wallet have less than 1000 euros I put 50 euros more in that wallet. We have to help poors sometimes.

>>516682321
>if its a hot white chick
Drei gläse.jpg

>>516687315
This, I’ve given back the cash too. But no one has ever tipped me I mean I saved them a nightmare and not even a tip?
White peoples are niggerjews too. We don’t live in a civilization with civilized people withy of moral or ethical considerations.
Form now on will cut the license in half and throw the cards on the ground and put everything else into a diarrhea filled public toilet

>>516682321
Nah this is still nig behavior
>if black, jeet or arab, take money and trash wallet
>if white, asian or hispanic, return wallet with all of its original contents
It's that simple.

>>516682087 (OP)
>Be me, 26, fit, marginal handyman
>I'm out on the streets a lot so I see cellphones, car keys, purses all the time, mostly empty.
>Found a really nice wallet near bus stop around Christmas
>Several large bills, black and platinum credit cards, pilot license, passport card, etc
>Drivers license shows he's local
>Google him, he's a major property manager
>Show up at his office to deliver wallet, cash intact
>He gives me all the 100s
>Hires me on the spot to work his properties
>$60k plus work truck, benefits
>Get to sleep overnight in out of town properties
>Paid another $18k this year so far for overtime and emergencies.
Now I work with plumbers, electricians, roofers, landscapers and construction guys learning their trades.

Protip: Never just steal the cash and re-dump

>>516686359
I hold the door for everyone but I have a 10 foot rule, if you’re further than 10 feet from the door, I won’t hold it open for you.

>>516682087 (OP)

i pocket the cash but return the wallet and tell him finder's fee. i give the cash back if he starts bawling cus he really needs it from being poor.

>>516687421
Race of your mother?
Turkish?

>>516682449
This

>>516682321
Fucking yikes man.

>>516682087 (OP)
>This is actually the best test to separate the civilised from the uncivilised.
are you suggesting civility is determined by financial circumstance or jewish heritage?

>>516682087 (OP)
What color is the person on the license?

>>516682423
the only amount you should be allowed to take is for reasonable expense incurred during transport but even that is pushing it.

>>516682449
Only shabbos goys return the cuck cart

>>516688192
>if white, asian or hispanic
Beaner detected

>>516682500
Bless you for your service. I once found a credit card in the parking lot of a National Park. I put it into the trash can so no one else could steal it. No time to guess the owner.

>>516688354
I wish, then at least maybe dad would have beat the everloving fuck out of her.

>>516687421
I’m sorry to hear that, you should call her and tell her that you forgive her

>>516682087 (OP)

I keep the cash and sell the drivers license to our local drug dealer Mehmet.

I do this because the guy who lost his wallet most likely voted to have Mehmet here. This way he gets to know Mehmet on a more personal level.

>>516682321
/thread

>>516683123
>mudskin
you some sorta of shitskin lover boy?

>>516682499
How does it play out?

>>516682087 (OP)
This happened to me except no id. I was walking into a bar with friends and there was a purse on the stairs. I knew immediately that it was left there. I went through the purse and there was an envelope with about $1500. I told my friends that we should wait there because whoever left it would definitely come back.
After about 10 minutes, some lady comes running frantically, sees me holding her purse, and grabs it from me like I had stolen it. She never said thank you or a single word. She just took it and left. Next time that money is going in my pocket. People are ungrateful fucks. And if you're dumb enough to leave your wallet or purse somewhere, it's a good lesson for you to never get it back.

I take the money and use the cards to buy backwoods and Hennessey. I sell the id to my homie for $20

>>516685202
you sound poor like 200 bucks is a lot of money saaar

>>516682087 (OP)
Happened to me three times and I returned them every time. I don't rob people.

>>516688713
You can't forgive developmental damage, much like you can't forgive someone cutting off your legs.
No matter how much you forgive your legs aren't coming back. It's in effect self-delusion and may even mislead others.
If they seek atonement eventually and understand the consequences of their misdeeds then you can rebuild a relationship in some form, but you can't go back to the way it was before.
>not that this was her only crime

>>516682087 (OP)
gibsmedat

>>516682087 (OP)
yoink the cash return the wallet and documents
>>516682321
simp

>>516682087 (OP)
The best test is the found disc golf disc test.

>>516682087 (OP)
Returned it recently while in Germany we even drove around a bit to find his place.

>>516682712
Then I HAVE to reluctantly report it to the police. Otherwise, he'll come after me. He knows exactly how much is in that wallet, and more importantly, how much he can sue me for with his jew magic.

>>516682087 (OP)
Twice I have found lost wallets, and I didn't even check if there was cash inside either time; I just returned them.

>>516682087 (OP)
This happened to me recently. I knocked on their door and returned it. I've done it with phones many times whilst on the tube.

Golden rule. Christ is king.

>>516689358
So I'd say "putting it behind you" is the correct approach. It's in the past, unalterable.
You can do this individually or together with the perpetrator, if they genuinely want to do that.

>>516687573
If you want a simp libshit who holds doors open for women and a flood of niggers alike, find a German, I don't give a fuck

>>516682087 (OP)
The first time I found a wallet, there was 400$ in it. I gave it back and the owner simply said thank you. He could've at least give me 20$, by principle.
After that, when I was finding wallets, I kept the cash and threw the wallet in a garbage can.

>>516682087 (OP)
I throw the wallet into a river

I found your mother's dinosaur egg on my cock

How am I supposed to impregnate this shit?

>>516682321
As a white man I would return the wallet and the money because it's the right thing to do.

>>516682321
The platonic ideal of a simp

Never gotten that far as all my experiences have been seeing a person drop their wallet or phone and calling their attention to it.
>older man with his wife at a grocery store
>somehow or another both fail to notice he missed the pocket and phone falls to street
>excuse me sir you dropped your phone
>get a thank you
>>516687421
My mom once scolded me for telling another woman she dropped a $20 bill at a grocery store, while later saying it was the right thing to do.

>>516689010
There are many variants, but in its most basic modern form:
>you see a wallet on the ground
>you pick it up to see if there is an ID so you can return it
>a crowd of browns suddenly surrounds you, with one claiming it's their wallet
>you give them the wallet back
>they look through it and claim that you took money out
>demand you pay them back the amount you "stole"
>threaten to call the police, etc unless you pay up
It's more common in foreign countries where they prey on tourists who may not be familiar with local laws or even speak the language, and the cops are often in on it, but it happens in the US too
Here is another variant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_swindle
Just don't ever touch a wallet you see lying somewhere

>>516682087 (OP)
>You find a lost wallet full of cash. There is a driver's license so the owner is easy to track down.
i blink and a romanian steals it i see his back as he increases the distance like a racing horse
and that's assuming that the romanian didn't steal it before it hit the pavement

I just return the wallet. If I can't find the owner myself then I pull the cash out and drop the wallet at the nearest police station and leave my number. If the owner calls I'll give him the cash, not leaving the cash with the cops though.

>>516682087 (OP)
sweet summer child.

>>516682087 (OP)
I'd feel overburded, probably check the ID and how much cash and leave it where I found it. Leave the burden of responsibily to the next finder

Hey is your father home I found this wallet full of condoms and child porn unless I'm mistaken and it's actually a bribe of maybe $200

>>516682087 (OP)
>Civility is being a cuck
And that's why Clown World is in the absolute state its in.
Reality is, I'd only help a friend or ally. I don't know them, statistically they are almost certainly neither of those and most likely an enemy. Money's mine, same as anything of mine that somehow got in the hands of another either never came back or came back damaged.
Fuck you, this is the future you chose!

>>516689128
>it's a good lesson for you to never get it back.
It's a lesson on empathy and compassion
They react like this because a purse and wallet is very personal. Maybe they have drugs or a BBC dildo inside their purse and this is why she freaked out and snatched from your hands.

It's a chance for you to notice the patterns of the plato cave to eventually get out of it

You know those martial artists that keep hitting banana trees until they feel no pain anymore?

As a psychicmaster, I know I will have zero reaction if a slut snatches her purse from my hands as if I stole it.
Because this has happened to me many times before.
I can kick banana trees for longer now and feel way less pain, like a black belt in shamanism - psychicmaster grade.

I think Freyja got to the goddess graduation

>>516690136
>>516690214

>>516682850
t., actual decent human being.

>>516682087 (OP)
This is too easy though. It's like save versus harvest in bioshock. You do a good deed and any good white man will give you $20 for returning their wallet. Why WOULDN'T you return it?

>>516686359
This is legit kinda ignorant. How many doors did you hold open? Me? 100+
>It has no real cost
It costs time, the most expensive thing in the world, especially if the person you hold the door for is in no particular hurry.
>it isn't a challenge of will
Also wrong. Ever held the door for a feminist? Usually I'll win, but some will outright refuse to pass because patriarchy (I assume).
There's also a big problem if traffic comes from both directions,
goddamn doorholdingcels s-m-h desu.

>>516682087 (OP)
Is no one gonna post the vids of nigs doing basically this a s test/prank on jeets?

>>516682087 (OP)
Leave it alone. I don't want to go through all that trouble for $50.

I once missed a first date with a cute girl in high school because I took the time to return a wallet. I still wonder if I made the right choice.

>>516682087 (OP)
Dude, it's easy. Even if I'm morally grey, I don't want bad karma. And the poor shmuck who lost it needs a break (God knows we all do), so yeah, I'd return that to him.

>>516683461
based

>>516690093
Maybe a Romanian had a stroke while stealing it, which is how it ended up there.
>the circle of romanianism

>>516682087 (OP)
Criminal offense here not to turn it in.
Theres been cases where people leave a wallet lying, covertly watching it, then when someone picks it up, pockets it or empties it, they call the cops on them. Doing that isn't a criminal offense.

>>516686359
The responses in this thread are a good reminder of how brown this board is. I hold the door open, every time.

I dropped my wallet and someone took the cash and threw it in a mailbox (then the police called me and I picked it up). Honestly, that's a win for me, the biggest pain is having to renew all IDs and cards, and I only had like 30 bucks in there.

>>516691089
Cuck

>>516687654
This deserved (You)s.

>>516691196
It's sad you feel that way.

>>516690214
Is it a species thing? The contrast is just so glaring.
But realistically speaking it's just civic sense and a distaste for advancing yourself at others expense? In other words when the populace is, in a manner of speaking, one unit?

>>516684110
If i see a coin i pick it up and keep it if no one is around. if its a bill i leave it alone

>>516682087 (OP)
i would flush it down the toilet to spite the dude

>>516682087 (OP)
I'd give them their shit back, it's not even a question for me.

>>516690259
>why cant usa be like this?
because of the creatures in the left

>>516682087 (OP)
Had exactly this situation in German supermarket recently. Became wallet and everything inside back.

>>516688571
Fair.

>>516682499
Look around first. If there are a lot of dodgy looking people nearby then this is likely to happen. But if there's nobody around then it should be fine.

>>516682892
There are still kind people in the world, anon. Once, I scraped the side of a car in a grocery store parking lot. I wanted to flee, but decided I should do the right thing and let that person know I caused the damage. Turns out it was a little old lady. Gave her my name & info. A few hours later, she texted me saying her husband had polished out the scrape I left, and all was good. No further action. It’s good to do the right thing. I wish more people realized this.

>>516691344
You shouldn't leave money laying around. It has no sense of ownership. Probably no good to even bait a trap with, as in even if you can prove someone "stole" it you're not getting it back if it was laying around discarded and openly accessible. It has no owner in that moment.
So either call attention to it directly, say at work, until someone can be found to take that cursed money bill away. Odds are it ends up in the coffee kitty. Or take it straight to the nearest responsible person.

>>516685613
If she was Chinese, my assumption is that she took it back without so much as a xie xie, but good for you anyway.

>>516682087 (OP)
I returned it once and the guy that I returned it to was so rude like I fucking stole it. I'm not returning shit anymore unless its some old lady.

>>516682087 (OP)
Better yet:
>a wallet is dropped
>what touches it first?
>the germs on the ground?
>or a gypsie?

>>516682087 (OP)
Shopping Cart Test>this

>>516682087 (OP)
I still remember one friend in middle school who lost his wallet, he had ID, pic rel holo card and like 50 bucks in it because he was an ass who kept his birthday money on him instead of spending it asap or storing it in his room. A few days later someone put it in his mailbox, all the money was still there but not the card.
And that was back in 2000 or 2001, way before youtuber retards inflated the pokemon cards market, but also past the peak days of pokemon here in Italy. I like to think some dad found it and couldn't resist giving it to his child.

I give it back

one nevers knows how loyalty is born

>>516686251
>If I decided to open it, and I saw who the owner is, I would return it. Not because I'm a 'good' person, but because I know God sees everything and I fear Him.

based

>>516691846
Shopping cart test is reddit cringe for do gooders. I never do unpaid labor for a multimillion dollar company which has workers who need to get off their asses and earn their wage. If it's dollar general, I take the cart back inside and roll it inside as hard as possible for it to aimlessly wander

>>516691332
Studies have been done on the differences in the Frontal Lobe among different races. The frontal lobe is responsible for Executive Function (Google it, I don’t want to explain). Turns out, there is a distinct difference in Frontal Lobe function based on the Latitude of your ancestry.

>>516691332
usa been corrupted for a long time, in fact anglos got a taste for worldly power & wealth, so they became judaized long ago & their ameircan colony has the same mentality.

the engine of civilization

>>516692087
Leaving things how you found them is a mark of personal responsibility and civic pride. Clearly, you prefer to abuse others and are a selfish bag of shit.

>>516692187
I'm not going to argue that the UK was judaised centuries ago, but all the jews in america moved there at the turn of the 20th century

>>516682087 (OP)
I go to the nearest police station and leave it there.
We enjoy the thrill of the hunt, it's worthless if the wallet isn't stolen from the owner directly.

>>516682321
Wow, a lot of shitskins seething over this.

>>516682087 (OP)
Take all the cash but return the wallet, say that you found it empty. Simple.

>>516682321
>if its a shitskin male or female I will take the money and throw the wallet into the trash.
Correct answer
>if its a fellow white man I take the cash and just return the wallet.
>if its a hot white chick I leave the money and try to get into her pants
Nigger behavior

>>516691332
asians arent exactly angels actually, according to the ancient aryan prehistory worldwide expansion theory white norse ubermen injected them with culture & wisdom, read mein kampf quote.

Also you know what:
It's simply fun to prove the devil wrong, ya dig? To make him fail. That's you, the slayer of the devil.
That's worth way more than a hundred bucks.

>>516682321
>fellow white
>still steals
this was typed by jewish hands. using a PC on the sabbath is blasphemous, by the way.

The correct answer is you always turn the wallet in. Shitskin money is likely tied to crimes you don't want to be a part of, white people check their wallets and will find you, and women don't carry cash. A real White person would know this.

>>516682087 (OP)
When i was poor I would've taken the money and tried tapping the card for some groceries and tossed it in the garbage, now that I have money I would probably return it.

>>516682087 (OP)
Do lome i always do - take cash, toss wallet in the river that runs through our town. Our towns a tourist trap with a shit ton of out of towners roaming our streets all hours night and day year round. You'll find a wallet some drunk tourist dropped on the sidewalks at least 2 times a month. Usually there's $200 to $500 in the wallet, but some of these tourist shitstains pack a few thousand around. Those are like Christmas when you find them.

>>516682087 (OP)
you call it civility, i call it spirituality
we are not the same

>>516691332
And yes, a homogeneous society with elevated sense of personal responsibility and civic morality is, generally, a Trust-Based society.

>>516682087 (OP)
Literally did this last tuesday

>>516682321
>if its a hot white chick I leave the money and try to get into her pants.
lol doing it wrong
use the money and id to harass/blackmail
dem bitches crave dat dark triad

>>516692384
Based.

>>516682858
Most sensible itt

>>516692112
Makes sense. Some people have a greater innate capacity for it. Doesn't strictly mean they do it, as it is also based on circumstances, but they have an easier time doing it at a more macroscopic scale, than say within the family or clan, where everybody should be capable of.

>>516691332
in japan it was ofrbidden for monks to engage in sexual intercourse due to celebacy wovs, however homesexual relation were not consideres 'real sexuality'. gay sex in general wasnt anything strange in japan & still isnt, red light disctricts were & are commonplace.

imagine medieval eurpean monks engagin in such practices, unthinkable. asians are still under the surface lustful animals & not like us whites at all. though the japanese come pretty close to be considered a respectable civilized people through dicipline & hard work they prove themselves worthy.

>>516691332
>a distaste for advancing yourself at others expense
The fastest and most reliable way to get completely fucked and get left in the dust
If you don't do it first, they will inevitably do it to you
Realistically speaking, there isn't a way to advance without walking over corpses, you either stay in the same shitty place or get pushed even further down, but never move up or improve your situation unless you're a complete cutthroat who is willing to lie, cheat and steal
Jews figured this out long ago and look where they are now, so far above everyone else that we can't even wrap our heads around it, and laughing at us
Westerners always go on and on about muh compassion and morality and ethics and everything else, here's what your noble philosophy gave you, it spread your buttcheeks for free use by anyone who walks by, from Ukraine to Tyrone and Ahmed

>>516682087 (OP)
i've found money with id and without. with an id i've always tried to return it, one time i made an honest effort but couldn't contact the chick so i kept it. but any time you find money without a way to identify who it belongs to just keep it guilt-free, anyone you could turn it into like a store clerk is just going to keep it and it will never be reunited with whoever it belongs to anyway so you should just keep it.

>>516691332
>>516692826

>>516682087 (OP)
I found one years ago. The owner was some Peruvian guy that lives in the bad part of town, possibly a drug dealer.
I tried to find him and contact him with the information there was in the wallet, but it got nowhere.

Easiest €400 I ever made. No regrets. I had the wallet dropped into a public mailbox so he would at least get his ID and other documentation.

Had it been a White person, I would've absolutely given it back with the money.

>>516690091
>Just don't ever touch a wallet you see lying somewhere
lol you're the kind of bug who never tips

>>516682087 (OP)
>"don't mind me. just pirating this wallet"

>>516682087 (OP)
I passed that test when I was a teenager. happened upon a bank envelope in a mall. it was quite thick. didnt open it. it had a womans name on it but I had no way to track her down so I turned it in at the security office.
>why would you do that it was free money
honest doesnt always have immediately observable reward but it never pays to be dishonest.
>b-but it does for the kikes
being visibly vile, mind, body and soul, does not sound like a good payoff to me

>>516688492
>t. lives in a wasteland
kys you filthy brownoid

>>516692826
unlike their chinese cousins though
>picrel
imagine anything remotely like that happening in a western country where a kid is being left to die on a busy street in broad daylight like that & even repeatedly ran over. unthinkable. soulless bug people dont even have empathy for children.
china is not a role model for anyone & will not lead humanity into the next century, all the tech they have is stolen from the west or given to them by jewish spies.

I found a cell phone once in a parking lot. Amazingly there was no security code, or it was already open. I don’t remember which.

I scrolled through the contacts and found MOM. Called mom. That must have been a strange phone call to get.

Anyways she called her son’s roommate and they came back and got the phone.

Mighty white of me.

>>516682321
>how I act depends on the race and gender of the person.
Based and redpilled. Christcucks and libtards will seethe.

>>516682500
yes it does
it's a circle of giving-receiving
bugs and rats will never understand

>>516692380
I remember reading about some of those ancient stone age cultures in western China, that were neighbours to the proto-chinese.
>they were white
>and then they were wiped out in classical mongol horde fashion
But it's possible they left a legacy. Japan also had some distinct non-asiatic aborigine people.

>>516682087 (OP)
I burn the money, thus increasing the relative value of everyone’s money

>>516692714
Rare opportunity to post one of my favourite memes.

>>516690136
>dark complexion
>well-dressed
>Karen hairdo
>brazenly steals ball from child
>celebrates immediately

Occam's Razor concludes: Jew

>>516682087 (OP)
lmao @ all these goblins of satan
you return the wallet and the money, simple as.

>>516682087 (OP)
I'd either find them and bring it to them or just destroy it. Depends on the coin toss

>>516682321
>>516682321
>>516682087 (OP)
odd coincidence. I did find a black wallet full of new 50 dollar bills, credit cards, DL, student id and a blank signed check inside.
i was walking my dog with my mom near the lake and it was just in the parking lot as it dropped the previous night, no cars nearby.

anyways the guy was white so i was gonna contact him and mail it back- when i turn around and mom is ON THE PHONE WITH THE COPS- saying my son has this wallet full of money he just found. and im standing there with my fingerprints on it wondering if its been reported stolen...
we ended up stopping at the station so she could turn it in.
no idea if that guy got his wallet back or the money was taken by nigger cops.
beware of family and friends conditioned to call police immediately without thinking about saying anything to you. love you mom, but can't trust you at all.

>>516682087 (OP)
Im keeping it. Youre a cuck

>>516690259
kek, the absolute clown thing is that we have right even here in romania, no one steals from stores either despite "muh gypsies". Even fucking gypsies are more civilized than niggers.
America has a nigger problem and their kikes are exporting the problem to the rest of the world.

>>516693462
This.
Glad to know there is some vestige of whiteness in bongistan.

>>516682087 (OP)
>This is actually the best test to separate the civilised from the uncivilised.

keep the money, give wallet with ID to the police.
you losing 400 euros stings less than getting new ID and Drivers License.

>>516692352
kek

>>516682087 (OP)
White - I give back
Non-white I keep

>>516692582
based

>>516682449
>at store, see tired blue collar white guy looking tired and angry, muddy work clothes and sweat all day look.
>he pushes empty cart past cart returns, all the way back into front of store and puts it back where he got it
>giving everyone eye contact saying "yes im doing this because im white, yes i am disgusted by you all" look.

I smile because I am also a tired blue collar white guy that just worked all day in the mud that does this same thing, and I say hey I do that too and nod.

>/pol/: wahhh what happened to our high trust society
>also /pol/: fuck you im stealing your stuff the second i get the chance
die screaming

>>516693839
I even tell my mates, one asked what id do if I found a suitcase full of money I said return it you daft cunt it someones fucking money.
>would you not just take a bit out though?
no. wtf is wrong with them bro, I stopped interacting with them

>>516682321
Nice bait, but if real you are the whitest jeet ever.

>>516694117
Ridiculously based. Going to do this move from now on.

>>516682321
Nice, would absolutely do the same lol

>>516693862
Can't you just wait until he gives you part of the money when you return it?
Because obviously you're supposed to do that.
>but it involves some esoteric math
But you'll get anywhere from 20-100% of it.
In fact, I'm not sure, but in Germany you're even legally entitled to a reward percentage.
>not like that should be the deciding factor when someone returns your fucking wallet intact, especially in difficult situations
So naturally it works both ways. You're nice and returned the thing as is, and the guy obviously gives you an appropriate part of the money in gratitude, because he's nice (and not retarded) although if he doesn't make sure to ask him because he might simply be autistic and overwhelmed with the situation, and so doesn't think of that in time.
Don't want an autisti to hunt you down to give you your money (yes, that happened).

>>516694145
Good cut those lowlifes out - theyd fuck your girlfriend while you were in the hospital if they could.

Social shaming needs to come back in a big way.

>>516685699
shame about the nigs bro, look after yourself

>>516694145
They don't comprehend that the guy you return it to will, or at least is supposed to, give you part of the money anyway. There's literally no overall advantage to stealing the money in a functioning civil society.

>>516694702
Social shaming is the foundation of our entire society, and it doesn't negate the fact that nobody here would return that money if they found it

>>516684984
But do you keep the money?

>>516682087 (OP)
I recall having had this exact scenario unfold. I managed to find the young lady who lost her wallet, got it back to her. I saw there was some money but didn’t even really dig into the wallet.

Yes I am white.

>>516693087
Shoulda plowed mom
>>516694145
Your mate's not seen nor read No Country for Old Men?

>>516682321
this but not stealing from whites.

>>516690091
I just go to the local police station to drop it off.

>>516682850
Based
>>516682775
Based
>>516682892
Based as well

>>516682087 (OP)
Years ago i found a wallet stuffed with cash, credit cards, etc (i didn't go thru it). It was in the Menards parking lot. Ended up turning it in and that was that. I've also found cellphones. Im not a piece of shit so i do the right thing.

>>516682087 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqn4pYyJz40

>>516694859
Not really. The actual foundation is and will always be violence. At least for the remainder of this century, who knows what comes after.
>more violence
Probably. And yeah, the threat of violence also is violence, just not physical violence. Any imposition by force is in effect violence - indeed it is both fortunate and unfortunate parts of society have moved beyond actual physical violence.
While shame is an important compliance engine it doesn't have shit on violence, buddy, or do you want me to beat you while trying to guilt me into stopping?
Sure, it will work eventually, but by that point you took some damage.

>>516682087 (OP)
>>516682321

My wallet fell out of my pocket in the morning once and brown people brought it back to my house. I have been given grace, so I have to pass it on if I’m ever faced with that situation

>>516694117
Fuck yes, I’m also that guy

>>516688823
Are you a mehmet

>>516683449
Maybe they didn't respond because they died in a fatal butt chugging haze ritual. I'm sure their roommate or girlfriend were happy though, just never saw your message on his AOL messenger Mac book.

In all honesty though if he didn't acknowledge it in your first message, I'd have pocketed at least half for his negligence and lack of gratitude.

>>516682087 (OP)
I returned the shit people lost and I still got fucked over by life. nobody cares about civilization, everyone cares about money and power that's it. everything else is a scam