Thread 516687333

This H1B thing got me thinking: Show me just ONE example of a jeet fully assimilating and becoming a proper American. Has there ever been one single Indian immigrant to do any or all of the following?

>1) drop the fucking accent buDDy
>2) get a proper haircut, nobody likes a unibrow
>3) dress like an American, not like an antisocial microsoft intern
>4) own a well-fitting suit and tie, NO SANDALS!
>5) change your underwear and socks daily, wear an undershirt, your polyester shirt stinks
>6) wear nice shoes
>7) sever ALL ties to Indian culture
>8) stop using Indian scents
>9) stop buying Indian food and stinking up apartments
>10) accept constructive criticism
>11) stop doing nepotism and stop over-hiring other Indians
>12) do proper workouts/activities/exercises
>13) try outgoing things, even if you're not outgoing
>14) forget the imaginary caste system
>15) stop pining over women out of your league, & stop with the self-pity
>16) volunteer and help those less fortunate
>17) stop being so hard-headed at work, see #10
>18) accept just because you were super smart in your village, that's relative, and you need to re-adjust your self-image
>19) stop swarming. you're ruining all the national parks, all the
>20) and for god's sake, stop bobbling your head! the neck isn't meant to move like that and it's offputting

bump buDDy

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1969272720136212685

"I wish you would speak more clearly"

spooky quiet

Bamp

>>516687333 (OP)
The best way a turdjeet can integrate in its host country is underground. Literally, a few feet under while dead and decomposing.

>>516687333 (OP)
pajeet retarded jannies are massively deleting these threads
we gotta change names or something, they're too retarded to figure it out

>22) Stop speaking your mother language. Period.

I feel like they don't realize what other generations of (real) immigrants did. For example, many stories of German great grandparents refusing to speak or teach their children the German language.

>>516689681
Do we still need to reserve bookings? I think the damage done is irreversible at this time, is it not?

OHHHHHH IM GOING TO BOOOOOOOOOOK!

>>516687333 (OP)
good morning sir

>>516689911
dont only do direct flights btw
if they're going to the east coast they usually stop in the EU somewhere
if they're going to the west coast, it'll be Singapore or something like that
also alot of these flight reservation systems will default to economy. make sure you also hold up some biz and first class seats as well

>23) participate in the local community.

and no that doesn't mean dressing up with dots on your foreheads in a local parade trying to make excuses for Indian culture

>>516687333 (OP)
Well when did any immigrants do that?
The closest thing would be German Americans during WW1 but that was under extreme duress.

>>516687333 (OP)
most americans don't do your list
but indians should stop acting like indians and go home

FBI director Kash Patel

>>516687333 (OP) (checked)
depends on how broad your definition is.
I've met some Paki's who moved here in their 20's and assimilated.
But I have never seen a foreign born Indian do the same

>>516687333 (OP)
There’s a few Indian girls I know who are culturally indistinguishable from other women but I don’t know any Indian guys

>>516690218
what... #1? valhalla buDDy

>>516687333 (OP)


for this Anon >>516686689

only TOP TIER Poojeetas can stay

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758395073916387.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758395073916387.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758395073916387.mp4

>>516690333
the thought of even an infinitesimally small chance of creating a half-jeet male is what keeps me from fucking indian women. literally go limp dick at the thought

>>516690222
Nobody gets any advantage in "assimilating" wogs. They are inferior under all aspects.

>>516690408
>TOP TIER
problem is, that's a relative term

>>516690501
Probably depends on the caste

>>516690154
>>516690166
wrong.

you see, this right here is the excuse mentality. look at old videos of al those fuckers in new york and tell me they weren't afraid of being the one who tried the least to assimilate.

>>516690997
>>516690154
>>516690166


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFm9wSdePmY

>>516690932
>depends on the caste
the fuck? all are the same

shoah'd

>>516687333 (OP)
You can’t be Indian and be American . They are neither white nor Christian
Jews blacks chinks and Indians can never be American

>>516691388
what about wops and mics?

I didn't realize how big the jeet problem was un til I went to /v/ and saw them crying there, like fuck, they probably represent at least 10% of 4chan userbase at this point.

>>516691528
you should talk, toilet paper trash putter

>>516690811
for a Poojeeta she is

Whites from Europe still follow their culture.
Why should Indians give up their culture?

>>516691950
poojeetas gross me out with how close their hairline is to their eyebrows. literally less than half an inch. kinda the opposite of a 5 head

>>516690408
God, I have a thing for soulless, black eyes like that.

>>516692196
no we don't.

don't mistake taking the best parts of humanity (which came from europeans) with us retaining their "cultchuh".

we stopped dressing like our ancestors. we stopped talking like our ancestors. we stopped doing politics like our ancestors. we assimilated. consequently it had a reverse effect on europe. modern europe has been slowly getting rid of all their silly traditions and becoming american adjacent. (except for all the muzzies). depending on the euro region, they hyper-focus on certain american cultural items. shopping malls. internet. clothing. status.

>>516692706
and theoretically that could happen to India. but not really because the population/immigration ratio doesn't support it.

you could have massive immigration numbers of hypothetically successful, fully assimilated indian imigrants (hah), and that wouldn't make a dent in reverse influence to improve actual India... hindustan

>>516688711
LOL
>711
jeet digits

>>516692196
that gives me another idea..

we decimated europe.
we bombed japan.

maybe we need to do something similar to india before they get their shit straight

>>516689911
>Air Canada
Lmao

SLURPEE (Indian Anthem)

https://files.catbox.moe/thc9uf.mp4

>>516693954
good morning sir
does she do the needful and show bobs and vagene?

>>516693954
>literal 5

fuck off, we're talking about humans, not women

>>516694540
nah not even, OnlyFans + she exlusively date white dudes
>>516694659
for Poojeeta, that a 9/10

>>516689656
your joke was good till you explained it

>>516695353
doesn't mean she can stay. do you not understand the implications of it being RELATIVE? if you say an objective 5 is an indian 9, then youre saying all indian women are below average.

that does NOT mean they deserve a spot.

imagine two arbitrary races of rock people occupying mars. one is made of smooth white rock, and the other is made of cracked jagged dark grey rock. would it be right to force the two races of rock people to come together and pretend relative 9's are equal?

>>516695784
But..she has these nice tits

>>516696084
I love how she applies filters to look white. Especially powerful here >>516691666

>>516696084
>uneven by 2+ cup sizes
you're embarrassing yourself

>>516697154
fag, I will fuck her, then send her back.