Thread 516695251

>Space Jews are shooting at us with anus probes
Kikes probe my anus
>>>/x/41129506

>>516695251 (OP)
op's dildo finally found

>>516695304
looks jagged as shit

>>516695471
It's rather glamorous, no?

>>516695532
go detective /pol/, translate the yiddish space niggers probe

>>516695695
take your gay little larp back where it came from

>>516696185
Why is this brown English virgin stepping up to an aryan American CHAD? I thought you guys couldn't even post pepes let alone post here

>>516695452
detective pol here
conlusion: <100iq
5=/=6

>>516696732
blacked basednigger didn't watch the video. Only Jewish black magic can propel a dildo at such high speeds and break light bulbs

>>516696792
Hitler called you a mongrel nation

>>516697362
And you're country is being flooded with sand niggers

>>516697522
true, they are invading, you let them into yours with open arms

>>516695251 (OP)
god I miss pizzagate threads.

>>516697784
yeah, you're government is rolling the red carpet out for them. It isn't my fault a bunch of fucking Jews brought them over on slave ships, and are now pushing race mixing with a race that's genetically a couple of centuries behind us. Niggers have been a problem, there are even studies about them disproportionately committing crimes in the 1920s. Boomers have just been brainwashed by kikes into loving niggers.

>>516698222
such is life in le 60%
looking good btw
hows your son

>>516698379
He loves Hitler, and I'm very proud of him

>>516698568
:')
you're must be happy

>>516695304
>Engraved by Jimmy, grade 3

>>516695251 (OP)
thanks for posting /x/ fags need more eyes on this the Jewga Tube is underrated. check op's vids
https://www.youtube.com/@James-d6l9n

>>516698769
the chad American
>>516698627
>>516698621
the virgin foreigners

nice engravings bro, getting any better?
>>516695304
oof, nevermind

>>516699316
I'm convinced you're a sandnigger. Maybe even a 'jeet.

javascript:quote('41130686');
BEHOLD

>>516699591
>>516699413

jose, you ok?

>>516699712
>>516699797
fuck off, derailing glowie. I'll figure this out

>>516699874
>I'll figure this out
javascript doesn't work in the comment section

>>516700056
I won't continue this conversation.

>>516700208
ran out of credits
lmao

>>516700317
Why do you have to be such a fag? It kind of makes sense. Not everything has to be machine cut. It was probably some dude who hand carved it. Read what the latest anon said in the thread

>>516700317
since I'm too retarded to link posts from other boards:
>fabricates a flawless alloy cylinder with no visible weld marks
>doesn't own a tape measure

fake and gay glowie spam
so many imperfections it's laughable to even call it ok

>>516701454
>11KB
thank you for showing us those imperfections bro

>>516701762
thank you, my image compression is impeccable, but you're at the file size and not the image

>>516695251 (OP)also from the /x/ thread:
anon discovers 4chan and a week later posts an alien artifact with a tripcode
meanwhile other poor anons such as >>516700682
cant even figure out how to crosslink posts

>>516702121
>>>x/41130686
Idk why you want to be such a colossal faggot, go lurk in you comfy Ukraine general thread. I think I figured it out, I've just never had to crosslink before. It was entertaining for a little bit but now you're just autistic

>>516703260
>>>/x/41130686
forgot the slash

>>516702121
btw the implication of his post was he only started posting on 4chan once he found the object, not that he didn't know about it.

>>516695532
If this is the quality that aliens do id rather take indians to do the same work. How can they travel lighyears and do this kind of work??? Is this the same sthick as "we need people from the 3rd world because they are astronauts, professors, professionals etc" ? Fuck off space niggers we will pay pajeets slightly (like 3 freedombucks/hour" more and they do better job.

>>516703260
too bad, insufferable cunts get the same treatment

>>516703795
what a cohencidence

>>516703808
>>>/x/41130686
Apparently it was a hand carving

>>516695304
shitty dremel job
kill yourself op

>>516703260
you did it in the op post you dumb cunt

>>516703988
>apparently
no shit

>>516703988
Ive tried hand carving metal 3 times in my life and i was sober one of those times. I made better work 3 out of 3 times than this lame hoax.

>>516704200
his other work is as bad as well

>>516703983
There is no coincidence. He knew about 4chan but had no reason to post on it, then found the object and posted on /x/ asking what it was. Very sound.
>>516704114
Some people were acting like it was supposed to be machine carved so I was clearing it up just in case.
>>516704200
Well schi/x/os this was done 6 thousand years ago by some warrior. The work also really isn't that bad like it's not that big of a deal, you guys just want to derail the thread.
>>516704318
You realize he doesn't even own a tape measure, right? I doubt he can carve metal and forge a cylinder with no weld marks.
>>516704060
I did it a different way and was confused why it wasn't working in the thread. It's been a while since I've had to go to FAQ

Holy shit, I forgot how intolerable /pol/ is. People arguing with AI in threads and Reddit tier generals, Jesus.

>>516705048
>Holy shit, I forgot how intolerable /pol/ is. People arguing with AI in threads and Reddit tier generals, Jesus.
it's easy for us, bots really need to evolve before coming back

>>516705048
People knew what a straight line was 6000 years ago.

>>516705048
>he doesn't own a tape measure
good thing he has a ruler then innit

>>516705170
It's easy for you guys to argue with ai and only post in generals/1pbtid threads? This is bait. I'm going to ignore you from now on. It was fun for a while though

>>516705213
Have you gone to the x thread yet?

look it's probably a nothing burger, but I thought it would at least give you guys a chuckle. I thought a Jewish anal probe flying through the sky was pretty funny, but I guess I didn't realize how far this place has fallen

>>516705048
>Well schi/x/os this was done 6 thousand years ago by some warrior. The work also really isn't that bad like it's not that big of a deal, you guys just want to derail the thread.
wah my gay little larp didn't work wah. the (((artifact))) is a crudely made cylinder, and the poster is showing multiple frames of rings that appear to have amateurish machining marks with the same metal
>It's easy for you guys to argue with ai and only post in generals/1pbtid threads? This is bait. I'm going to ignore you from now on. It was fun for a while though
second time you've said this now

>>516705897
nah, you're just trying to poison the well and proliferate a gay little artifact when the buga sphere ever gets mentioned

he's even showing you this on the thumbnail

>>516705545
>Have you gone to the x thread yet?
Yes. Mostly retards and mentally ill retards. What about it?

>>516706375
Shit, I haven't even heard of this. Don't you think it's odd that this guy finds this metallic object right when another one is found? Both related to extraterrestrials? Maybe they're related eh?
>>516706499
Still nothing for the reasons I mentioned. Also checked

>>516709784
its called gaslamping anon, not gaslighting

>>516710017
dude, this looks worse than what I was posting. This isn't even bait at this point. It looks like a prop from stargate sg1 season 1

>>516695452
>>516695304
>shitty hand-etched gobbledegook
Okay, retard. Did everyone forget that stupid ball already?

>>516710131
there ya go fella, gaslamping

>>516710131
... Shodan is that you?

>>516710249
Only glowies say gaslamping. We say gaslighting now, don't we?

>>516710749
ick

>>516710819
That's what all of the whyt women say when they see you in public Muhammad

>>516710958
they say "shiiet timmy gib me dat"
no wait, that's what you hear

What if the aliens are so smart that they etch their "ultra high technology spy whatevers" in these poorly drawn srkibbles so that us earthworms think they are just a hoax? Then the aliens will collect them during the night ofcourse, back from our dumpsters?! Anyone been keeping an eye out for your dumpsters? Seen any extraterrestrials?

>>516711083
Yeah I saw this guy >>516711043
trying to stab some 14 yo behind a dumpster last night. He's an alien

>>516711229
were you scared lil gup

>>516710184
you mean the stargate prop?

>>516711304
Only when the 14 yo girl out gripped maxed you

>>516711229
I FUCKING KNEW IT!

>>516711314
the disclosure show?
consider me owned

>>516711501
made me cum instantly

was it the force or the volume that scared you

>>516711762
it was the velocity at which you were getting pegged

>>516711501
So the aliens like to hang around trash and they have weak grip? Was there any strange movement like head bobbing? I know that they smell bad (been watching alot of documentaries)

>>516712367
I'm stil not gonna unlock your cage

>>516712442
>hmm do i stink of shit or is it the tv
>nah its the tv
mfw

>>516712442
Generally speaking, their heads mainly bop when happy. Oddly enough, its head was bopping when the pegging began.

>>516712622
Cant be my tv couple of indian guys brought me a new one just a few hours ago.

>>516712838
>indian labour
yikes, not looking good for finland

>>516712838
Did they bob before or after installing it? If you see them sniffing the HDMI ports, post it here

>>516712977
I took video of them just for insurance purposes i think there was some bobbing but now that im looking at the video theres some strange interference and my head is starting to hurt. I need to sleep. so sleepy now.

>>516712908
At least the fins have successfully enslaved a race of subhumans. You guys are just letting them stab and rape all of you kek

>>516713234
yeah we never conquered anyone anon
lmao

>>516713234
>You guys are just letting them stab and rape all of you kek
wait
Iryna reference?
oof

>>516713309
we beat you, didn't we? Now you guys are our little bitches kek. Besides you let all of them go. Why do brits always bring up the past like a woman.
>muh past

>>516713470
>we beat you, didn't we?
oh anon, stop crying, we still don't want you back

>>516713470
>Now you guys are our little bitches kek
oy vey
the jew reveals himself

>>516713395
The niggers a problem blud. At least we put him in prison, you guys just let them continue this shit
>>516713579
>gets mad for stating the truth
>brings up the past
tits or GTFO

>>516713876
sounds like you have some trauma you might need to work through

ciao

>>516714019
>trauma
kek, tits now

>>516714120
anon don't leave me