Thread 518496063

>>518496063 (OP)
Cenk always looks like a giant toddler

>>518496207
https://files.catbox.moe/c563vr.mp4

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

>>518496179
Lmao

does anyone have the "THERE'S ONLY ONE RACE THE DOG RACE" comic?

>>518498516
Fucking Kek lmfao

>>518501599
Hah, I like this one, kudos

>>518501918
I'm not the OP but it is funny.

>>518496179
That's gotta be the funniest video of the year.

>>518496480
lost

>>518498249
>https://files.catbox.moe/c563vr.mp4
shame only a few variants of this meme

>>518496335
Blessed

>>518496480
the world would be poorer without jewish humor. i hope this peace lasts this time, anon

>>518496179
lol. She looks like Gwen Stefani a little ha ha.

>>518501969
lol

>>518501969
kek, probably the best comedy post I've seen in months

>>518496327
oh my god no way

I’m gay

>>518501969
exact same set up

>>518501969
based

>>518501969
>Ho Lee Fuk
Lost hard

>>518509365
reminds me of that spongebob episode with the vikings. olaf, olaf, olaf, olaf, Gordon!

>>518510012
Elon is so fucking cool for a sperg.

>>518509800
>hello
>yes this is the based department

>>518496327
>"if I say something she'll bring up the horse thing again"

>>518510498
it's the greatest excuse to throw a sig heil. "sorry I'm just a sperg lolz"

>>518509800
fuck you

>>518502858
I'm tellin you everytime i see it i burst out laughing uncontrollably

>>518510012
Thank god naziism is finally on the rise

>>518511457
All my niggas be hailing Hitler

>>518510951
kek

>>518501969
Excellent work

Does anybody remember that "poopy rapey" webcomic? There were a few others that were similar by the same guy.

>>518509365
>shithead dijonnaise

>>518510951
>the horse thing
QRD?

>>518496327
What episode?

>>518512569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGbXU_DvA_8

>>518512096
Based Zaphod Beeblebrox poster.

What was your favorite book?

>>518501969
queen of /pol/ confirmed

>>518496327
Maybe Chunk is noticing

>>518512569
this is the better one actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlWfZFmGnEY

>>518512964
CHUNK NOOOO

>>518512964
im dead

>>518496335

For once not a Pajeet.

>>518496327
Fix your bastard link.

>>518513231
The strongest toilet paper vs the Eggman

>>518513415
Was that a bucket of shit?

>>518513481
The Lords strongest toilet paper

>>518513415
Which Yakuza game is this?

>>518513415
i need context

>>518509800
Why he did it

Why does she look so cute bros

>>518511260
You don't see this because some you are working during the week but this is what these subhumans are up to every day , day after day and the real freaks usually just hang out in their hood

>>518513887
Isn't she also Jewish? So she should get a pass for this right?

Happy Halloween /pol/

>>518513986
Shes Armenian close enough

Kash Patel is texting to Ana

>>518513952
I used to deliver documents for a law firm. I've seen the niggest niggers that ever nigged at 1 pm on a Wednesday outside the plasma clinic

>>518496207
He's pre-toddler. He's still in the womb.

>>518512363
I do but don’t have them saved

>>518512819
#1

>>518513773
ex military, girlfriend left him, etc

>>518496327
>"what is this...why am I so hard?"

>>518496179
wtf I love Ana now

>>518514644
Any idea what they were called?

>>518512819
>>518512096
I prefer the real Zaphod

>>518496179
Did she... did she actually name them?

>>518515803
No, because she's owned by them. Just like chunk.

>>518512363
"Really good comics"

>>518514262
>never contact me again

>>518512096
>>518515789
I liked Sam Rockwell's Zaphod 2bh
I wish the director would be forced to answer for ruining that movie with the Ford Prefect casting though
>all of this will depend on the comic chemistry between straight man Arthur Dent and funny man Ford. Who are we going to cast?
>how about a rapper who can't even act?
They could've just cast David Dixon again

>>518501969
when memes become reality

>>518496063 (OP)
how do they say QUI QUI QUI in turkroach?

>>518496063 (OP)
It's an accurate impression.

>>518509365
Irs honestly amazing how niggers here have 0 Haitian/creole ancestry but still give their offspring mutted french names

>>518515398
>now
Fag. She's always been hot.

>>518511992
No troon shot Charlie though?

>>518496179
>yessss were gonna surveille everybody
>everyone will be on their best behavior yessss

>>518515022
what a cuck. her ex is probably having scat sex with ramen noodle nigger jew.

>>518516404
> accurate naming convention FTW.
saved.

>>518516597
he was a troon fucker, probably would have trooned out after the parasites in his ass took a hold in his brain.

>>518516372
here's the original, now go back to kikebook and show your friend

>>518512964
>>518512798
those don't include him making horse orgasm noises

this does

https://rumble.com/v2bbwgi-tyt-host-cenk-uygur-wants-to-make-bestiality-legal-and-loves-to-say-the-wor.html

>>518512249
I love how it comes out full ham ready to spill blood and is quickly demoralized when it’s “victims” are laughing and having a good time.

>>518512787
“Place!”

>>518496360
i don't think they said destroy america.... you cannot misrepresent people's stances and expect action taken to cater to your feelings.

but i agree, we should kill all jews

>>518517321
What the actual flying fuck ?

>>518517967
damn, that's bleak
France really loves jews, huh?

>>518517967
VPN dawg

>>518509800
I didn't realize he'd had a dog
Poor dog

>>518496179
This reminds me of one of the Bert and Ernie memes you guys used to post. The one with Ernie flying way to close to the sun and Bert realizing his career was over

>>518518266
look at
>>518501969

>>518518384
whatever.

women are not gods.

when you start beating women to make them behave THEN you can talk about how women should be treated. until then, keep your feelings to yourself

>>518518649
>women are not gods
but white men and east asians are because they don't do shit like this

>>518518364
YES! That’s the one. Thank you anon!

>>518501969
>quality oc

Well memed

The west will not fall with such support

>>518518894
idk what you're talking about. women everywhere should be beaten by any man

no i'm not trying to be edgy or funny

>>518518384
For subhumans this might actually be a better system tho.

I honestly believe the story of Ganesh comes from the fact that before the white man came to hindoostan (the first time) these little rape monkeys were literally ruled by elephants. It's the only way the story makes sense. The new aryan rulers had to wear an elephant head mask to get them to understand. Ganesh is also the leader of the goblin army. It all fits.

>>518512550
>>518508888
>>518509365
sounds like a jeet name like askshit

>>518519359
so you are incapable of loving a woman, got it.

>>518516698
Qui?

>>518519285
That's literally two sticks with pulleys and strings attached on them. It's 20 fucking 25, you'd expect we'd have exoskeletons and shit, but no, we're back to 1600 with sticks and pulleys. FFS I hate my country.

>>518519500
and then if you knew i loved a woman, then it's "ohhh you're just so "

women are not gods. you worship women and also need your ass beat. god, i cannot wait for civil war.

>>518514087
caananite + Baal = cannibal

>>518496179
>with their slimy grubby JEWISH claws grasping at more shekels [rubs hands in mock glee]
She is so hot.

>>518501969
This is pure art.

>>518516415
It's because French was a prestige language and culture among southerners in the 19th century. Upper-crust niggers would try to be fancy and give their kids names in French or Latin or Greek, aping the upper class whites. And then the lower class niggers started aping the upper class niggers. So now we get niggers with names that are horribly mutilated French, Latin, and Greek.

>>518510498
>>518510958
>you forgot Christmas 2024 already
Kill yourself, pajeets

>>518496063 (OP)
Napoli queen

>>518496327
"Oh shieeeet, we on the hit list now...".

>>518519625
you don't beat someone you love you fucking non. I never said women are gods and I do *not* worship women. I need my ass beat for daring to disagree with you and suggest that you shouldn't want to beat women. you shouldn't want to beat women. you can't start a civil war, that requires courage. fucking non.

>>518501969
kek

>>518510498
>implying spergs aren't cool
NORMIES OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE

>>518520129
is he not a sperg now? also I'm white

>>518516987
>kikebook
What being a terminally online incel does to a mofo.

>>518518384
subcons and their rape fetishes. weirdos.

>>518496063 (OP)
i wonder if he's thinking about how his nephew shocked their dog?

>>518521129
Enki is superior.
>fucks his own daughter
>fucks his granddaughter who's also his daughter
>fucks his great granddaughter who's also his granddaughter and his daughter
>his wife finally steps in and scoops his load out and makes him eat it
>it fatally poisons him
>wife immaculately conceives and births eight baby gods to heal enki
>enki fucks them too

>>518496063 (OP)
funniest thing I seen on /pol/ in a long time
This is like a real life version of that bert and ernie meme

>>518517953
These same people twist your words and call you a Nazi. I mean, in my case they're right but most people aren't.

>>518517953
Well they want to fundamentally change the form of government into a non-Constitutional dictatorship, make all schools and media absolute propaganda pushers, violently silence any dissent and overslnndosmantle the family unit and God-centric culture (like BLM).

>>518516714
>Scat mentioned
>Literal flag with an anus hole on it

You are a jeet
Also you forgot meme flag

>>518501969
I was there for that, kek. I'd just posted the normal bert and ernie meme and a based German bro did this instead.
Hardest I've laughed this year.

Was a white guy driving it.

>>518496179
When he put his hands down on the paper and was looking at Anna in the monitor and what people were seeing he thought "they just told me last week One More Fucking Time Cenk!!! Put A Lid On Her!!!" then his mind went blank and he saw millions go away. Not like this Cenk, not like this.

>>518496335
Blessed

>>518496063 (OP)
FUCK THE DISGUSTING turkish SCUMBAG

>>518517967
Yep. A few nations got super pissy at rumble because rumble won't support censorship.

>>518501969
kek
excellent one

>>518519997
That's been my read as well. Like orks pretending they're human.

'Ad a giggle at your pic

>>518514087
kek it took me a sec to realize this wasn't its actual face

>>518517967
use a vpn retard

>>518519285
why is my fucking country that retarded, almost as if (((they))) were competing with the UK and the US kek

>>518496327
>>518496063 (OP)
poor bastard
TYT actually covered that fiasco pretty well
shame they're in america

How long till The Young Roaches are completely gone after this, /pol/ ?

>>518521077
He's our enemy. He's only interested in pushing down the value of our labor and increasing aggregate demand by importing a neverending horde of fucking jeets. He wants you and your children broke, stupid, and without any kind of opportunity, and he's happy to enable the jeetification of the country.
Don't make him cute by calling him a sperg, you pathetic brown faggot. Never forget who he is. Now kys.

>>518509391
did he live in LA? as a rich streamer? he has definitely went behind the curtain and is in the club.

>>518513561
guy went on the roof after being told not to

>>518513561
everybody was kung fu fighting

>>518519604
>you'd expect we'd have exoskeletons and shit
she just can't afford it

>>518496327
going back to his Happy place.

>>518496179
does she do birthday parties and will she pop out of a cake topless?

>>518508888
romans are not british or indian though

wtflol

>>518528462
Lmao

>>518516698
Is that one without its civilized face?

>>518528438
>AI powered
The future looks bright.

>>518511260
it's blackiryu

>>518509391
>https://files.catbox.moe/c563vr.mp4
haha

>>518496327
he like
>oh fuck I shouldn't have taught her that

>>518514262
Shit's so Kash.

>>518501969
My sides

>>518496327
this will never be not funny

>>518513887
She really does, like a happy little rat with a peanut.

>>518518384
Where the one about the jeet raping the women on a boat while the women was dangling overboard holding on to his wife and daughter because they fell over.
And the jeet that raped a nurse in the room next to his pregnant wife in hospital while she gave birth.

>>518496327
>If only you knew how bad the Jews are gonna get us for this.

>>518496480
>Look at me, I'm a wolf, my mother tried to eat me after fighting my father off for trying to eat me earlier, I'm starving, I will likely be shot for attacking someone's chickens
Idealizing nature is an old western delusion

>>518496179
My overton window is shifting hard bros

>>518501969
Lmao

>>518516698
he's reverting to his jew form

>>518496179
WE LOVE YOU ANA

>>518517953
>i don't think
That's obvious
Anything else?

How did this happen? It doesn't say pruned or deleted, and refreshing the page doesn't go to the 404 message. What glownigger fuckery is this?

The thread in question.

>>518533853
Strange that they felt the need to delete the Duck thread.

>>518515406
>great = fa kin su pa
That’s Boston

>>518519604
There are counterweights too. Why overcomplicate things when a simple solution works? This contraption
>never needs batteries or power
>is unlikely to break
>doesn’t require preventative maintenance
>if it does break repair is easily performed by the user in the field
I would go with an easier solution though
>tell the bitch to stop being so fucking fat
>the fat is causing her health issues
>stop eating bitch
>you’re a disgrace

>>518533853
Check this mofo

>>518534878
>I would go with an easier solution though
>>tell the bitch to stop being so fucking fat
>>the fat is causing her health issues
>>stop eating bitch
>>you’re a disgrace
That would collapse the health care system though. Not that I disagree.

>>518496179
>the moment he looks at the screen
"Now it was only a matter of time till Ana said something that would get them killed..."

>>518496179
that guy makes that same face nick does when sam hyde does the gorilla nest and flips the desk
"everything i've put into this, all the time and effort, is now ...not just worthless, it has destroyed me."- its not despair... is there a name for it? a word that captures that moment?

>>518501969
Kek put me in the screencap

>>518518266
There you go, the original.

>>518496360
I like the original better
>'DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!'
a few moments later
>'OH NO! NOT THE SYSTEM!!!'

>>518509391
he's not getting out of this alive and he knows it. he has to double down on everything just to stay alive at this point.

>>518531590
Typing with hands the color of poop

>>518527674
She is already dead, but I will reply to you to honor her memory

>>518496335
Thank you for your service

>>518524774
Good find, insightful....

>>518496335
....durka, durka, durka...

>>518508888 (quads witnessed)

Performative bullshit, as if they didn't know the talking points before filming. /Pol/ single threaded retards

>/pol/ humor thread
>no humor

>>518501969
A+ anon and bonus points because I've never seen this one before.

>>518531590
>look at me, I'm a shitskin, I rape grandmas, I want gibs, I ride on rubber boats

>>518501969
jel

>>518539721
Until you showed up! Thanks for saving the humo(u)r thread with your funny jokes and pictures :-)

>>518501969
i came here today for this. funny as fuck anon

>>518496686
Based. Lol.

>>518512787
I die every time he goes into turbo speed. Lmao

>>518519285
I cannot tell you how much this makes my blood boil. This makes me want mass graves and rivers of blood.

>>518496179
An authentic performance.

>>518519444
Checked, and no but here's a guy getting gassed out by some fish sauce

>>518539721
TYVM for your stellar contribution
Now go and simply fucking kill yourself you pathetic little internet faggot cock sucker

>>518516585
>insert here

>>518511992

The worst thing about him getting killed is now he'll be rememberex this way, instead of as just-another-shock-jock. Like Destiny, Walsh, Hyde...

Lol... shock jock has a new meaning for Hasan.

>>518534135
Only with a “, ked.” at the end

>>518496179
What the fuck timeline am I in where this cunt somehow redeems herself and I fall in love

>>518501969
Fucking ultimate kek

>>518518384
I'm alright with this.

>>518512787
>avian trooper interrogating a rodent insurgent during the great parrot-mouse war, colorized.

>>518509800
Haters will say its reversed

>>518527674
Cunt

>>518528498
God I hope so

>>518496179
Based. A good portion of "the left" is shifting towards national socialism and starts noticing heavily. Good time to be alive.

>>518535705
>webm
The fuck is going on there?

>>518512787
holy shit LMAO

>>518542938
Context plz

>>518546116
They aren't shifting towards anything. Hating jews is universal but they view them as just another set of evil oppressor ypipo.

>>518546291

kek never thought of it that way

>>518525030
Having this stored on your computer or phone should put you on three watch lists, minimum.

>>518496179
Based Anna subtly doing the merchant meme while talking about merchants. Based.

>>518527674
N

>>518546116
I've been noticing this a lot. I went to some fucking pro-palestine demo for fun in my shithole and the population in the demo was 49% muslim whores and 49% 16 year old antifa or leftist girls from european origin and 2% beta males. Two antifa girls were wearing full black the north face clothing and you could only see their blue eyes which was hot as fuck. Later in the demo they put stickers with the jewish star everywhere in my shithole's streets. Maybe I can fix them, a good dicking can turn any girl into a Natsoc but they are antisemitic already, so half the job's done.

>>518496335
I'm going to fuck you to death.

>>518515897
Thank you!

>>518518384
The second one doesn't count as rape

>>518520549
>you don't beat someone you love you fucking non.
i wish i would have beaten the last girl i was DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH! she would have behaved and thanked me later.... now? she's suffering with BPD and has fucked up her life in ways that are literally unspeakable.... i truly could not come up with words to accurately convey what she did to herself AND OTHERS.

i am not exaggerating when I say her mind is HORRIFIC. her mind is the only THING, EVER in my life where the word horrific surfaced in my mind as an adjective to describe it. she requires beatings.well, i should use past tense "required", because I don't care about her now, and she's been trying to reach out to me for mental and emotional guidance and i just can't go back to that whore's horror show. she's literally a whore now and wasted all of her potential in life. she had massively potential and i was going to have a DNA test done on her, IQ test and measure everything about her to make sure I knew about her and that she was in good health. But she needed to get beat up so she would behave sometimes.

> I never said women are gods and I do *not* worship women
you implied it and then followed through with actions that are one and the same with a woman worshipper. A LOT of people would say they do not worship women, yet they do. but this is an internal thing you need to do introspection on, and i've yakked off so many peoples' ears about it. i'm done explaining now. you figure it out or we go to war. and i'm ready to die, no netflix, don't care about porn, no video games, so i'm ready to roll over some cucks and jews

>I need my ass beat for daring to disagree with you
no, i'm saying let's go to war. it's time to wipe out your idiotic mentality. and YOU WILL want to live in the world i create, if i get to. women will be in much better shape because they'll behave - and you want that

>>518523166
i'm a Reicher too, but they're just using "nazi" as a swear word, without knowing the meaning

>>518546453
That's the air intake for the suit. Homeboy put something very stinky and the suit guy freaked out and couldn't figure out how to get out

>Illegals being deported
>Leftists fully awakened on Israel
>Bruen Decision
>Comey Indicted
>Letitia James Indicted
>Iran BTFO’d
>Narco boats BTFO’d
>Russians being slaughtered
>National Guard in Dem cities
>Government shutdown
This may not be the most absolute based timeline but we are dangerously close lads.

>>518512798
>that last clip
jesus, Ana was young there and legit beautiful at that point

>>518547508
>>518515897
>>518525030
Is this guy still doing these comics ? Where's the site ?

>>518501969
my fucking sides

>>518547508
>>518515897
>>518525030
>>518548526
god that shit is cringe

>>518548939
you shut the fuck up you piece of shit

>>518548939
post Tri-Force newfag

>>518518384
>Hey, bro, I'll be real I really want to get with your sister. Can you rape my sister for me?

>>518501969
>LOST
put me in the screencap brony

>>518548526
>Is this guy still doing these comics ?
Doesn't look like it
> Where's the site ?
I found a twitter that was reposting them, all the tweets are years old so the comics havent been made in a long time
https://nitter.net/MemorialRgc

>>518549319
>>518549518
stick your cocks in each other's asses and shit and squeeze out the shit tubes in each others mouths before docking humor

>>518496686
Kek

>>518496327
>she doesnt really think we're funded by the superchats of unemployed socialists does she?

>>518546291
At that point in the movie Scar had tricked Simba into believing that he was responsible for his dad’s death by saying his dad died while trying to save him from the stampede. That’s why he ran away and met Timon and Pumbah. I have babies now so I saw the movie a couple weeks ago while it was serving as white noise while they were learning to build and destroy block towers.

>>518496179
lmfao

i made this video to make fun of Sam Hyde's woman behavior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4vHntBkVZo

>>518549518
and oh, i was never a regular but i was around during SomethingAwful days and various other points and knew one of the ppl who spent a year in jail for 4chan related prank...
that comic shit is exactly why i never stayed... nerd humor is some of the gayest shit ever witnessed

>>518519701
Whoa

>>518519997
saved

>>518548385
>>518542938
>>518546453
That doesn’t make sense or it is staged then. If not, why is the first thing the guy in the mouse costume does is shuffle over and stuff his fake mouse nose in the other guy’s ass? Only after his fake mouse nose is buried in the guy’s ass does he start freaking out. It looks more like whatever he smelled is putting him into some berserk faggot sex frenzy.

>>518551100
let milk sit for half a year and then take a whiff. maybe then you understand the webm.

>>518514087
Dude the likeness is fucking crazy

>>518518266
What a terrific series of memes