Thread 518506626

>Noah put 2 of every animal on a ship, then they incested their way back into reality
>everyone is a descendant of 2 people having massive incest
>the world is like 5000 years old

What the fuck is this shit

>>518506626 (OP)
>What the fuck is this shit
Judaism

>>518506626 (OP)
New Testament is also retarded and is christcuckery cope

>>518506626 (OP)
Christ is king

Muttducation

It's a metaphor
But the rest of the bible is literal verbatim trust me bro

>>518506626 (OP)
it's fucking retarded

>>518506626 (OP)
You think that is bad, try the talmud, torah, and quran

>>518506626 (OP)
2 Take with you seven pairs of all rclean animals,1 the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, 3 and seven pairs2 of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth.

BTW, christians, known as Catholics, don't take the Bible as a scientific thesis like the Protestant do.
Protestants take it literally to drive people away from the Christian faith.

>>518506626 (OP)
A 400 year dark time period of global genocide/excommunication; the last time there was an Atlantis (America) was 5000 years ago,

>>518506626 (OP)
The world is older than that
But yes. The early people lived for hundreds of years, the DNA got corrupted through time and further breeding.

He had a wife and sons with their wives silly, also he took 7 of every clean animal and 2 unclean. We didn't start eating meat as a planet until after the flood

>>518506626 (OP)
Flood is part of every ancient myth, incest was a thing, le 5000 years old is american protestantismo and you will never be a woman.

its literal and you are all brainwashed by pagan naturalism if you think otherwise
>noo it must fit in with mechanistic material causation because they told me in school to worship universal laws

>>518506626 (OP)
The flood was a real event

>>518506626 (OP)
it's a parable about being guided by faith

>>518506626 (OP)
It's jewish plagiarism.
>https://geha.paginas.ufsc.br/files/2017/04/Atrahasis.pdf

>>518506626 (OP)
>2 of every animal on the ship
stank desu

>>518506626 (OP)
Biblical liberalism and it's consequences has been a disaster for the spiritual wellbeing of the west.

There's hidden wisdom in esoteric beliefs, but literal interpretations of translations of Greco-Jewish fairy tales is not the best way to go about things.

>>518506626 (OP)
It doesn't say that. It says they boarded 2x2. 7 pair of each clean animal and 2 pair of each unclean animal. Plenty of genetic diversity.

>>518506938
You misunderstand Protestants as much as atheists misunderstand Christians. Im Anglican protestant, we basically believe the same things you do, with minor caveats (Like what the fuck was up with Vatican 2? Muslims do not worship the same God as Christians because Christ is God and they deny that.) The people you're thinking of are fundamentalists and they are not representative of all protestants, they're hardly even Christian in many cases.

>>518506626 (OP)
Literally copied from other flood myths, the main one being Sumerian which is in The Epic of Gilgamesh and Noah is Utnapishtim. Two other Mesopotamian ones are from the Eridu Genesis and Atra-Hasis. Just like Jews stole everything to take over American culture (Superman, Batman, etc..) they stole everything to create their own bullshit religion thousands of years ago. It's a recurring theme with them because they are soulless and cannot create themselves.

>>518506626 (OP)
>>the world is like 5000 years old

No, The Bible doesn't teach that the world was created in 6 literal days. That is a teaching by a heretical sect called Fundamentalist who infiltrated all other sects and inserted this blasphemous doctrine.

In both the Hebrew and the Greek Scriptures, the word “day” (Heb., yohm; Gr., he·mera) is used in a literal and in a figurative or even symbolic sense. Sometimes the word “day” is used to indicate a measure of distance, as in the expressions “a day’s journey” and “a sabbath day’s journey.”—Nu 11:31; Ac 1:12; The term “day(s)” is also used with reference to a time period contemporaneous with a particular person, as for example, “the days of Noah” and “the days of Lot.”—Lu 17:26-30; Isa 1:1.

This flexible use of the word “day” to express units of time of varying length is clearly evident in the Genesis account of creation. Therein is set forth a week of six creative days followed by a seventh day of rest. The week assigned for observance by the Jews under the Law covenant given them by God was a miniature copy of that creative week. (Ex 20:8-11) The seventh day, however, does not have this ending, indicating that this period, during which God has been resting from his creative works toward the earth, continued on. At Hebrews 4:1-10 the apostle Paul indicated that God’s rest day was still continuing in his generation, and that was more than 4,000 years after that seventh-day rest period began.

The entire period of the six time units or creative “days” dedicated to the preparation of planet Earth is summed up in one all-embracing “day."

>(Genesis 2:4) This is a history of the heavens and the earth in the time of their being created, in the day that Jehovah God made earth and heaven.

According to the Bible, the word day is used liberally to mean stages of time of significance not adhere to a strict interpretation of 24 hrs.

What the fuck is up with Mormons?

>>518506626 (OP)
It's not meant to be taken literally. Read Emanuel Swedenborg, or watch this video for the qrd if you think reading is for faggots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B54Ofpf26Ek

Also, the exodus story is also not supposed to be taken literally. The old testament even says this. It's like nobody actually ever read the bible, but it's one big game of telephone from one snarky atheist who also never read the bible

>>518506626 (OP)
Sounds like youre too stupid to get it mate
Adam and his descendants are only that old, everhthing else was made before him

>>518506718
King of?

>>518507860
Units of time represent spiritual states. The creation story is a description of a person's progress, ascending all the way from no knowledge of God, to becoming an angel of the 3rd heaven.
Similarly, the generations of Adam and their ages each represent spiritual qualities of each "church" as humanity gradually degraded from an early prehistoric religion when people once had direct contact with the spirit world.

>>518506626 (OP)
There’s 2 narratives in that story. There’s the Yahweh text and the Hebrew text. The Hebrew text was added later and in it God tells Noah to put a pair of every animal on earth. It also gives dimensions of the ark. The older original text, only tell Noah to put 6 pairs of clean animals and 1 pair of unclean animals, but makes no mention of every animal on earth, meaning he was only instructed to take the animals he needed to survive.

>>518506626 (OP)
God dumbed shit down to something humans can understand because humans were and are retarded, as you prove in your post, retard.

>>518507860
this entire argument is only compelling if you start with the assumption that the days cannot be normal day length. The argument is using the idea that the 7th day did not end, to allow for days 1-6 to be something other than literal days. While the argument that if the 7th day did not end (which the lack of it saying so explicitly is not necessarily proof) could mean that days 1-6 were not literal days makes sense, there is no reason to even go assuming day does not mean day in the first place apart from attempting to harmonize the narrative with modern day naturalist models of reality (models which have been scrapped and replaced multiple times over the lifetime of the text, and will undoubtedly be scrapped and replaced again at some point in the future).

so what will you do when that happens i wonder?

>>518508525
Niggers considering that is #1 demographic of Christianity

>>518507860
This is the most retarded jewish cope in all of Christianity. Either have faith or don't. Changing the text or trying to change the meaning of the text is blasphemy. You don't know what really happened and changing the meaning of the word day to be a billion or a million years to fit your big bang model is stupid.

>>518506626 (OP)
The way I heard it explained is basically because commoners and slaves weren't really considered humans back then, so only important people were named, while their servants weren't even mentioned, even though there were there, kinda how when you read Illyad it sounds like Achilles, Atrid, Aeneus, Hector and other heroes just fight each other one on one even though there were tens of thousand warriors there.

>>518508525
all jews. now sit down kike. humble yourself before your lord jesus christ.

Well the old testament wasn't meant to be taken literally. It's philosophy loosely based on historical events.

For example, many historians now believe the Tower of Babel mentioned in the Old Testament was actually the destroyed Ziggurat of Etemenanki, which was allegedly the tallest building on earth at the time.

In the story of Noah, it was probably based on some massive flood.

>>518509112
Well that's fucked up

Chapter 1: Adam and Eve
>The first two people on Earth were Jews!

>Chapter 2: Noah and the Flood
>Everyone died, except for this one Jewish family!

>Chapter 3: Abraham and Isaac
Big papa Jew almost killed his only Jewish son! We are all insane. Also fuck Ismail, only the pure Jewish line matters!

>Chapter 4: Esau and Jacob
This Jew was so sneaky but smart! All Jews come from this guy, and the rest of you losers are the seed of Esau.

>Chapter 5: Moses
Okay, so we were slaves to the Egyptians! We are building the pyramids when we somehow got a Jew as close as the prince of Egypt, and we defeated the Egpytians! Can you believe it? Don't question this history, goyim!

The Rest of the OT
>Read all this bullshit that never happened! We are a fictional people. We're really just a class of inbred medieval merchants who created Christianity first to enslave Europe, and then set ourselves apart with an exclusive racial religion after we had Christianity make your own racial religions (paganism) illegal.

>>518506626 (OP)
the entirety of the abrahamic religions are retarded.

>>518506626 (OP)
Its the most retarded slop I have ever read

>>518506626 (OP)
Which is why they made a New one to replace it

The bible was written by people that lived like in 8 century BC, retard.

>dude, this book written in ancient times have mythical and magical shit
No shit retard.

DNA could fit innna cooler on a perow.

>>518506626 (OP)
Leave Noah alone!

>>518509112
This is something I can believe. Everyone wants to jump to conclusions about "Oh well good luck kicking off the human race with just 2 people". If we go back 1000 years or whatever and ask Christians back then I bet they all just assumed that there were people that weren't written about. It was probably common knowledge... because obviously you can't populate an entire race with 2 people.

>>518510950
>B-B-But it's not in the book, so Christians can't believe it!
>Just like how Gorillas aren't mentioned, so Christians aren't allowed to believe in Gorillas.

no wonder back in the days the empire prohibited people from translating the bible to barbarian languages, to prevent retarded fucks like this one >>518506626 (OP) to read it and speak their dumb occurrences to the public.

>>518506626 (OP)
It is Moses recording their oral traditions. Are you going to get mad at The Epic of Gilgamesh too?

>>518506626 (OP)
Is call retarded desert fairy tale OP, is also a stolen story from a older civilization. At least on the original story it make sense since the Ark was just to hold his farm animals.

>>518506626 (OP)
Also the Nephilim were on the earth before AND after the flood

>>518506718
lol nigger

>>518511415
What would be really impressive is if the Bible had a list of every animal species that existed at the time, even ones that ancient Jews wouldn't have been aware of. That would really make it seem like it was written by someone who'd spoken to the creator of the universe.

But of course it doesn't do that, almost like it was made up by some guy.

>>518514849
You want the list in Linnaean classification?

retard

>>518508950
Well if day means "earth day" and not "god's chosen length of time represented as a day" then how do you explain the creation of the sun and moon way after the universe was created on day 4? The big bang theory was created by a catholic priest who proposed that the universe had a beginning, whereas many others, including einstein, thought it was eternal.

>>518506626 (OP)
That happens with the science way too... incest all the way.

>>518506626 (OP)
Did noah shock the dogs?

>>518516417
He Hassan'd them

>>518506626 (OP)
Religion of our secret leaders btw

>>518506819
Some gems in the book but most is just a pile of shit. Many rantings about how the neighbor is an idiot and everyone else should be killed by invisible big guy etc.

> it was superhumanly authored by god!!
its a weird book with a weird story and weird logic but it fits well into this bullshit world

>>518517731
have you ever read other literature from the same era?

all people from that era believed in magic and things like spirits and gods.

>>518506626 (OP)
Noah didn’t put two of every animal on his arc. Maybe you should read the Bible you literal retard.

>>518506626 (OP)
>What the fuck is this shit
Bad interpretations by people reading a translation of a translation who have no insight into how stories would have been told or understood millennia ago.

>>518517975
retards are using XX century scientific understanding for books written before christ.

>>518517819
This.
OP has had the benefit of living in a Christian country and doesn’t realize how nasty and backwards pagan societies were. So he’s going to get angry at the Bible without realizing that Western Civilization is based on Christianity. Unless you want to go back to a time when ppl had wired ceremonies for volatile Gods and killed kids or slaves to make sure that the harvest was bountiful. No thanks.

>>518518110
retards don't know christianity was the religion that allowed eventually science and human rights to be developed.

before that, people raped and killed enemy tribes for no reason.

human sacrifice was also common, and christianity was the first religion to actually put care towards the weak and the poor.

its quite amazing how he got niggers, jeets, and chinks on the boat and they didnt destroy everything. a real testament to his leadership

>>518518210
>>518518110
I'm confused on how talking about how some parts of the Old Testament is obvious bullshit somehow makes me anti-Christian.
And I'm also confused how you think Christianity founded Western Civilization and science when Greece and Rome existed.

Europeans have always had that drive in our blood. If you have European blood don't wave it away on "humanity is only 10k years old" or some bullshit.

>>518515131
Vernacular names would've done fine, coper. Or descriptions of animals they had no name for.

>>518518449
because you're using a modern conception of the world based on science and evidence to judge a book written by people that lived in a era where there wasn't the concepts of science, logic and evidence.

You need to understand the historical context of the bible to properly understand it.

>But christians are retards that believe is true
People today have magical thinking where things they don't understand are explained with imagination gaps.

The same people worshipping trump is the same people that also thinks god made the earth in 6 days.

It's magical thinking.

2k years ago people had not explanation for natural phenomena, so they rellied on gods to explain stuff.

>>518506626 (OP)
Oh wow, no one ever noticed! I sure didn't! It's almost like these dumbasses had no idea about genetics hahaha. You must be very smart.

>>518506626 (OP)
>>everyone is a descendant of 2 people having massive incest
"""Science""" thinks everything on earth is descended from 1 self-replicating bacteria.

>>518506938
>Catholics, don't take the Bible as a scientific thesis like the Protestant do.
>Protestants take it literally


>Here, this is your holly scripture, please don't believe anything in it!

why are cathcucks like this?

>>518518449
Do you eat your grandparents when they reach old age?

>>518518449
What about using fingers for quivers and tranny priests? How about requiring women to sit at the temple until they get banged by one disgusting stranger annually- you want to send your wife to do that?

I want an honest answer from some of you anons.

Do you seriously believe that everyone is a descendant of Adam and Eve from 10k years ago and that EVERY animal was put on a big Ark and that only NOAH and his FAMILY were on it as humans.

>nooo actually what the book meant wa---
No. Tired of this. You either accept what is in your religion or you don't.

>>518518624
But hardcore Christians believe this shit 1000%. TODAY. So stop trying to put it in perspective because I AM. I'm talking about TODAY.
The Old Testament sounds like an insane schizo tale.

>>518506626 (OP)
>Old Testament is Retarded
Everyone who says this is just massively asshurt at racemixing and faggotry being condemned via death penalty, and fishing for something to cope it away with. You're a mulatto mutt, or some shit-eating troon, and you can't stand that God calls on righteous men to cave your skull in with a rock.

>>518519365
You're looking at fundamentalists.

Fundamentalism is a reaction againts secularism, and eventually developed the most oposite characteristics to modernity and secularity.

Believing in literalism is a virtue signal way to ensure you're part of the group and to separate themselves from the secular atheist society.

>>518519491
Where does the bible speak against race mixing?
Because the Pope is about to declare a crusade on America for not allowing in 200 million indians.

>>518519365
Nephilim existed before and after the flood so it wasn’t just Adam and Eve. Cain went to the Land of Nod and found a wife there. As to what happened with Noah’s sons (there were 3 and they had wives and the Nephilim were still around)… the 3 sons are the 3 sires of the races. Japeth was European. Shem was Semitic. I guess Ham was African- can’t remember. In the ancient world (in other texts as well) the world was seen as what was around the Mediterranean. So European (think Greek not Nordic), Asian (think Turkey, not China) and Africa (think Libya not Nigeria).
Norse mythology has something similar- this is how ancient people understood the world.
Biblically there is a line of Adam to Noah to David to Jesus. We focus on a family and keep whittling down to a specific person- the son of God who fulfills what is written in Genesis- he is the “seed of the woman” who would crush the serpent’s head.

>>518518210
>>518518624
you're mexican

>>518506626 (OP)
Yep.. And people live for like 900 years and have 30 children. Some christcuck in my WoW guild told me "oh ya, the world was pure and sinless before the flood, so people lived way longer (even though the first sin was committed in the garden of eden)

>>518506626 (OP)
It only makes sense if you take as a book of stories with lessons in them. You're not meant to take it literally.

>>518506626 (OP)
It's an analogy about the reset

>>518519643
>Where does the bible speak against race mixing?
Sodomy, beastiality, and racemixing are all classified as the same fundamental act in the moral law; fornication, or a "lust for strange/alien flesh." The penalty is death in all instances. It's one of the very few things the moral law explicitly proscribes the death penalty for.

>Because the Pope is about to declare a crusade on America for not allowing in 200 million indians.
Catholics aren't Christian, and haven't been Christian since at least 200 AD when they canonized the gnostic heresy of the trinity. Christ repeatedly stated "I am God the Father, in the flesh." Catholics explicitly call Christ a liar and pretend he didn't say that. If believing Christ is the core requirement for being a Christian, then Catholics fail it. They don't teach from the bible, they teach the bullshit their 'church fathers' made up. It has no more inherent authority than any effortpost made on this site.

>>518520156
Yet when you don’t take them literally you end up with pro-trans Methodist ministers interpreting the Bible to mean anything they want it to mean.
When you do interpret it literally you get a family centric based congregation who debates young earth and old earth. It’s not that big of a deal.

>>518520401
I mean Moses married a Cushite though.

>>518520541
>I mean Moses married a Cushite though.
The entirety of Mesopotamia and the Middle East was ethnically white until the Islamic invasion niggerfied it, which didn't happen until 1,000 years after Christ's death. Nonwhites existed, but they were extremely rare and hard to come by. Cleopatra literally passed for a Roman when she changed her clothes and makeup. They were all related peoples, they were all 'white,' or 'aryan,' or whatever word you would term it. Moses passed for Egyptian, Cleopatra passed for Roman, the Romans looked identical to the Greeks.

Cushites weren't niggers, and the only people who ever claimed they were are blacktivists, postmodern jew philosophers, and boomer orthotards who love racemixing and would rather murder their own children than be called racist.

There are multiple instances of God becoming enraged at racemixing. This is THE reason for the Jacob and Esau story; Jacob HAD to inherit, because Esau took Hittite wives. He was a racemixer, and Isaac was a fat old boomer who loved his tacos and didn't care if his grandchildren were brown as long as Esau kept being a good hunter and putting meat on the table. This is why God helped trick Isaac into giving Jacob the blessing. Because a strong chad hunter firstborn son is fucking worthless if he's also a racemixer.

God literally declared Phineas and his entire bloodline holy until the end of time because he murdered a racemixer in cold blood with a spear. Moses was THERE, he SAW IT HAPPEN. There's some white guy wandering around right now that is of the ancient priestly caste because his ancestor gutted a racemixer like a fish.

Considering the 'no slack' policy God had for Moses, the higher expectations, he would have been struck dead where he stood if he'd engaged in racemixing himself. The claim makes no sense, it violates the law and the narrative of events. Thus, we know it's false. Orthos made it the fuck up so they could be simps for niggers.

>>518521173
Why is God letting the world become a brown pile of shit? Is this the endgoal?
>the world doesn't matter revelation etc.
If you hit me with this answer I'm gonna sperg out

>>518506718
based

>>518521406
Because He told us to kill them all back when that was realistically feasable with spears and slings, and the Israelites refused and cucked out.

Now we live with that mistake until we learn our lesson. That's what being a good father means. No shit all the faggots, femboys, and fedoras that infest the postmodern landscape find that profoundly confusing, none of them know what a father even is. God behaving in a paternal fashion is deranged and evil to them.

We were instructed to remain apart and kill them. We ignored that advice. Now God uses jews and niggers to teach us a lesson. I'm very convinced that Hitler lost BECAUSE he was too much of an egalitarian, because he DIDN'T gas any jews. If he'd hated niggers more and actually started a genocide of kikes, God would have blessed Germany with victory.

As a Christian, I'm deeply thankful to the infinite tide of jeets, because it's making white people racist again, which is what God wants. God is literally keeping the kikes alive centuries past their expiration date solely to make white people antisemitic. You should thank Him for that. You should thank God that He's enforcing a future where every white man, woman, and child will read the Old Testament and immediately understand why God wanted the children of Cain expunged from the face of the earth.

Everything nice and good you have is because God gave it to you, and that includes your racism. You should thank God for making you racist. You owe Him for that.

>>518522146 You’re a retard both for thinking that a bearded fictional man wants you to be racist, and for also thinking that you’d survive if you started a race war LMAO
Try that shit and die out, spermnigger

>>518506938
Roman Catholicism is an antichrist institution condemned as a heresy by the ancient church. Orthodoxy is the church.

>>518506626 (OP)
>>518506626 (OP)
There are peoples and nations among us that are hostile to Israel. This is no good.

>>518506938
>>518507738
>>518518913

>>518518210
You are ultimate faggot. Romans and greek already forbid human sacrifice. Science and progress returned in the Renaissance, once the church lost a part of its power and society was partially paganized once again

>>518506718
trans rights are human rights

>>518518624
The Bible was written in 300 bc. There already was a long history of science and philosophy in the world

>>518520400
I will anal-logy your golem ass

>>518506718
and his followers are peasants

>>518522388
As long as the orthodoxy defends trinitarianism and racemixing, it is equally heretical.

I like you more than the catholics. You don't have a centuries-long track record of murdering kinsman, you never tried to sell tickets to heaven. You didn't ban literacy out of fear of laymen calling out your obvious lies.

But heresy is heresy. Trinitarianism is gnostic cope, it's jewish. It is easily disproven with basic bible studies. And the moral law remains in effect to this day, Christ himself endorsed it as good and correct. Which means adultery and racemixing are still mortal sins, and to claim otherwise is to call Christ a liar.

Any church that pushes back against these truths, or outright denies them, isn't right with God.

>>518506626 (OP)
imagine how many animals died from neglect or just niggere not knowing what they are.

>>518523096
JUSTICE FOR PAKICETUS

I think too many people take religion too seriously.
The only two kinds of people who do this are fundamentalists, and atheists its kinda ironic.
For all intents and purposes our world did begin 5 thousand years ago. Not literally, but in terms of our stratified societies and civilization its undeniable.
If religion wasn't taken so seriously more people would understand that its a continuation of stories and epics, and beliefs that have for some reason stuck around for thousand upon thousands of years.
Two retards on the internet can't come up with one singular reason as to why they even have their own political beliefs, but i'm supposed to believe humans keeping stories alive for seven thousand years isn't significant?
They are obviously fundamentally important to our species, and I do think there is something to the notion that we're losing an important part of ourselves by ignoring "religion"

>>518522950
>and his followers are peasants
Peasants lived far better lives than the average wagecuck today. They owned their own labor, they owned their own houses even if they didn't always own the land it was built on. They were guaranteed a wife and children. They literally got half the calendar year off due to all the holy days and celebrations. All their debts were automatically forgiven every seven years no matter what. Usury was outlawed.

I wish every white man today could be a peasant under Christ's kingship. I love my people enough to want that for them.

>>518523213
>I think too many people take religion too seriously.
We didn't have gay pride parades and state-enforced racemixing until people started thinking the same way you do. That's why religion was and still is important. You're not taking it seriously enough.

>>518506626 (OP)
Wait til you read the part about a dude getting so drunk with his underage daughters and then fucking them to "preserve the human race" when it wasn't actually necessary at all.

Wait til you hear about the Jew that repeatedly pimps out his wife to emperors and kings for money and power, then threatens them with god's wrath.

>>518523331
>>518523213
There is a balance to be struck between recognizing the wisdom of our predecessors and condemning everyone that doesn't believe in Adam and Eve to AN ETERNITY IN ABSOLUTE PAIN AND TORMENT FOREVER WITH NO BREAKS UNTIL THE END OF TIME AND BEYOND because they don't share the same beliefs as you do.

>>518523378
Yep exactly, only the people taking it too seriously can't see that. Too many people view religion as all, or as nothing. That is not the way it should be,
It can be both important, and not all consuming but neither side on the margins want to admit that.

>>518506626 (OP)
You will never be a woman
>What the fuck is this shit

>>518523075
The Protestant church you have created is also outside of the true church.

>>518506626 (OP)
I mean honestly if you just fuck enough and kill the retards it would work. Which, is what they used to do.

>>518522146
Based

>>518506626 (OP)
>incested
is less of a problem then your imagining and even less so when the defectives are simply left to die if not killed outright (nature is brutal and gives absolutely zero shits)

not that you care about any of that since this is a payed for christcucks (((shill))) thread.

>>518506626 (OP)
Another thing, you're tricked into thinking all the prophets came and went thousands of years ago. It's nonsense, there are always prophets, those in tune with God and spreading his message, and it's not the scam Churches in year 2025.

/pol/ is filled with prophets, just think about it... you'll end up agreeing.

>>518506626 (OP)
i'll put two of every animal up your ass and glue your anus shut, push you down and hill and then rape your mouth until your tongue falls off.

>>518517819
Thing is until that book most of it was understood as symbols instead of historical actual events, except for those who had less intelligence. Which is what the desert tribe of spiritualy stunted inbredsthat compiled it were. They plagiarize every religion in their vicinity without understanding the deeper meanings of all those exaggerated stories, wrote a fiction about themselves being greater than anyone whom they stole them from, believed it schizophrenic and obsessively, polluted themselves further by more inbreeding, cried victim everytime their neighbours would cull them trying to prevent them from collectively going on a murder spree once again, and the surviving retards moved and continued to spread and refine the insanity of the whole thing. Until today, and here we are.
>>518518110
the good christianity did was despite the nature of the teachings and due to the genetics of the people that embraced it despite their own will. Christianity didnt turn the world into a better thing in Ethiopia or Armenia or any of the rest of places were it was adopted earlier. There wer pagans up until pretty recently despite the huge efforts of jew controlled vatican to destroy them. Its also buillshit that societies were insanity on earth except for places like Phoenicia, Mexico or Australia. There are plenty of accounts of pagan societies being perfectly upright and moral without the need of christianity.

>>518506819
The book gradually gets historical at the same rate the rest of the region does.

The bible doesn't contain the only garden of eden story. Or the only flood story. Far from it.

By Egypt and the exodus, the stories were more grounded, but still mythical. Compare it to the iliad which is roughly set in the same time period but a different part of the world. Similar mythological history.

If you read the matter of france and the histories of Charlamagne, they're riding half horse half gryffins to the moon to find a jar of lost wits. It's all about what level the culture was on when they started passing down history in text.

>>518524759
Prophets, false prophets... If you were to write a mythological history of this era, it would be downright insanity.

>point out inconsistencies with god
>”h-he works in mysterious ways”
>point out complete contradictions via well established scientific consensus such as carbon dating, outer space, and evolution
>”these are just Satan setting up lies to trick you!”
>point out how most Christians will pick and chose which aspects of the bible they don’t want to follow and ones they do arbitrarily
>”nobody is perfect bro we’re all sinners!”

>mythology is unreal

wow

>>518506718
christ is not king and modern jews are the same as old jews.

also you're brown

>>518518210
it's astounding how poorly historically educated americunts are. no wonder christcuckery flourishes in a land of ignorance

i believe in God almighty

Most of the bible is just desert mythology with no connection to modern spiritual struggles

We should hear of the parable of St. Poosheisty and the linking up with baby sneed and whether it was needed or kept (scholars have debated this for generations)

>>518506626 (OP)
Odd that you people never ridicule the Torah where most of this comes from.
Always Christians.

>>518506718
King of Bongo

>>518526578
Isn't the Old Testament just "Torah light"
I'm pretty sure all the real twisted fucking shit comes from the Talmud, though I suppose if you read the Old Testament through the "only I am chosen", some of that shit is pretty fucked up as well.

I never mentioned Christianity directly in the OP.

>>518509138
>Lord
>King
Why does God need these human titles?

>>518506626 (OP)
billions of people alive today are the descendants of people who killed off the majority of ancient noticers

>>518527067
The question is:
Who notices the noticers?

>>518506626 (OP)
It might make more sense if you actually read it, you retard.

>>518526787
Yeah.
Personally, I don't believe that the Torah should be a part of the Bible at all. I think that Jesus represented the true God and that the God of the Jews is Satan.

>>518527209
Based and Gnostic-pilled

Things in any holy book can either be:
a) literal - you must take it as is
b) paraboles - open to interpretation

If B then it's abusable and subjective as fuck and can hold no real value, since it will be re-interpreted again and again as society changes to fit (as we already seen)

TLDR - Believing in God is a fine. Holy books are stupid. All of them.

>>518507068
>Flood is part of every ancient myth
How come most of them don't mention Noah? You'd think they would if his family were the only survivors.

>>518518110
>>518518210
sanctimonious christgolems are the worst
it's just shameful, they really think Europeans were saved from themselves by Jewish religion and worshipping the Jewish Messiah
go read a history book for fucks sake, or even have a simple conversation with AI that has been prompted in an unbiased manner about it
go look at the artwork inspired by European mythology vs artwork inspired by Jewish (including Christian) mythology
Abrahamism has always been a blight, and a litmus test to see who the NPCs are (and re-program them)

>>518527936
>go look at the artwork inspired by European mythology vs artwork inspired by Jewish (including Christian) mythology
Interesting that the renaissance was jump-started by people copying Roman and Greek art, making statues and paintings of the old Gods.

>>518507421
That's just proof a flood happened. Multiple cultures wrote about the same event.

>>518507794
Who did the Native Americans copy from then?
A catastrophic event happened that was so massive everyone wrote it down as soon as they invented their own language. Nobody stole anything from anyone.

>>518530071
But how could multiple cultures have written about the same event if only one family survived it?

>>518530374
>But how could multiple cultures have written about the same event if only one family survived it?
Because the story of Noah is a legend that came about when one guy told the story of how is great-grandfather survived the flood by building a boat and loading a bunch of animals onto it. Other people then retold it, adding and exaggerating stuff. It then got incorporated into the epic of Gilgamesh. Much, much later, some Jew (King David) incorporated it into a religious book written as a justification as to why his family should rule forever.

>>518530374
Genesis 10 explains how.

>>518506626 (OP)
>everyone is inbred
It makes more sense when you realize the flood was limited to the middle east.

>>518530911
We were hiding from the boy fuckers.

Private contractors

>>518506626 (OP)
Heres a even better one
>god gives moses the 10 commandments
>he has a 'tism episode and breaks them
>god then drops another set on his ass and it contains retarded shit like child sacrifice and completely different compared to the first set
Like, how do you fuck that up and keep it in the book? How is god so retarded he demands child sacrifice, say later in the same book he did it intentionally to give them bad commandments and then later says he never did it or even thought of it?

>>518506626 (OP)
true story. must be if everyone else believes it.

>>518506626 (OP)
Heres a even better one
>god gives moses the 10 commandments
>he has a 'tism episode and breaks them
>god then drops another set on his ass and it contains retarded shit like child sacrifice and completely different compared to the first set
Like, how do you fuck that up and keep it in the book? How is god so retarded he demands child sacrifice, say later in the same book he did it intentionally to give them bad commandments and then later says he never did it or even thought of it?

>>518531914
>retarded shit like child sacrifice

Who told you that bullshit? The people who sacrifice kids are to be put to death immediately by Israel

>>518506626 (OP)

Godless heathens seething again.
YWNBAW

>>518506626 (OP)
>everyone is a descendant of 2 people having massive incest
As opposed to what, the evolution theory? Aliens growing us in a lab? Let’s hear your thoughts on how we came to be.

>>518532108
Its literally the 9th one after moses destroyed the first set.
https://contradictionsinthebible.com/2-ten-commandments/
Followed by god by making them do bad shit, Ezekiel 20:25-26, and then the writers realizing killing your kids is pretty retarded with the follow up of Jeremiah 7:31

>>518532237
Evolutionists want you to believe that a bunch of fishes walked on to land and morphed into all kinds of shit simultaneously, until it became to what we have today.

>>518506626 (OP)
the flood myth predates the bible, maybe even babylon

>>518506938
there are proestants that are able to do this, but you are correct. it drove me away for years.

>>518533142
are you saying ponyo isn't real?

If the flood killed everyone, how did Goliath (nephilim) exist? It didn't kill everyone.

>>518530071
Judeans borrowed their history from the Babylonians.
Babylonians inherited it from Akkadians, who inherited it from Sumerians.

>>518509708
None of those people were Hebrews until Moses, and none of them were jews, who didn't convert until the 7th century AD.
This is like saying that you hate George Washington because he was a Brit like Rishi Sunak.

>>518506626 (OP)
Everybody is related to 2 people. DNA analysis has discovered this. Human DNA has a few significant points but the most significant Choke point reduces humanity to a single male and female ancestor. At the moment science claims they didn't live at the same time but they can't actually prove they didn't either.

Funfact before the ice age ended humans went crazy and 95% of males died out before breeding removing 95% of the male side of the genome from us. The time period of this correlates with mass graves in Africa, Europe and Asia where thousands upon thousands of human male skeletons are found often having been executed. The bones often have human bite marks and the marrow was boiled out of them.

Then all of a sudden the glaciers melted and raised the water a few hundred meters sinking several sub continents.

>>518506693
That's the new testament dummy

>>518514635
>a stolen story from a older civilization
That is called "history", anon. Abraham was literally from Uruk.

>>518506701
Eh I can at least excuse Jesus I'm agnostic and can say that Jesus was a better representation of the Bible even God had better plan with him in mind but I've always believed Jesus was Auro Ace.

>>518506718
He wasn't a king he was a person like the rest of us stop toe kissing him when he never asked you to do.

>>518518592
Congrats, you made the Bible even more boring than it already is. Go read the family tree shit because that is actually impressive, but you aren't impressed by it because it already exists, just like you wouldn't be impressed with the list of animals if it was already in there.

>>518518909
Lighting hit a soup then cells vored other cells and eventually after a gazillion years it became a fish that swam on land becoming a rat surviving annihilation once again becoming a monkey (ancestor) becoming a human that's very intuitive and logical .

Oh and of course before all that the universe exploded from nothing, that should cover the basics.

>>518506626 (OP)
>Stories passed on originally through oral tradition 5000 years ago aren’t very good.
You don’t say?

>>518506819
No true believer says this.
People deceiving themselves say this, but they do not truly believe.

When He began His ministry, Jesus Himself was about thirty years of age, being, as was supposed,
the son of Joseph,
the son of Eli,
— Luke 3:23

the son of Cainan,
the son of Arphaxad,
the son of Shem,
the son of Noah,
the son of Lamech,
the son of Methuselah,
the son of Enoch,
the son of Jared,
the son of Mahalaleel,
the son of Cainan,
the son of Enosh,
the son of Seth,
the son of Adam,
the son of God.
— Luke 3:36-38

For just as the days of Noah were, so the coming of the Son of Man will be. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark, and they did not understand until the flood came and took them all away; so will the coming of the Son of Man be.
— Matthew 24:37-39

>>518535225
Not exactly.
Jesus loves everyone unironically.
It's just hard to witness the infinite love of God so Jesus comes off as Auro Ace.

...

Also we sort of believe the unrestrained Love of God seen by a human would melt your brain and cause you to burst into flames out of shame for the good you didn't do in life.

Like there are several instances in the Bible where God reveals himself even a little and people go blind, they hide, their hair turns white, they burst into tears and throw dirt and ashes on themselves.

>>518506693
/Thread

>>518535450
No true believer says this. No believer runs around sticking Hes and Hises and Thys into every other sentence and spamming random Old Testament names. People deceiving themselves say this, but they do not truly believe.

>>518532398
You forgot verse one dipshit:
“Then the Lord told Moses, “Chisel out two stone tablets like the first ones. I will write on them the same words that were on the tablets you smashed.”
Exodus 34:1 NLT

>>518506938
If you do not believe the Flood, you do not believe in the Gospel or the Second Coming of Christ.

For just as the days of Noah were, so the coming of the Son of Man will be.
— Matthew 24:37

You must choose. If you have one foot in the world and the other in the Kingdom, you are in the world still.
Therefore, you should repent with a genuine humble heart, so that you may truly believe by the grace of God.

‘I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish that you were cold or hot. So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of My mouth. Because you say, “I am rich, and have become wealthy, and have need of nothing,” and you do not know that you are wretched and pitiable and poor and blind and naked. I advise you to buy from Me gold refined by fire so that you may become rich, and white garments so that you may clothe yourself, and that the shame of your nakedness will not be manifested; and eye salve to anoint your eyes so that you may see. Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline. Therefore be zealous and repent.
— Revelation 3:15-19

>>518527682
Different people give different names to the same people ALL THE TIME. This happens when they don't speak the same language.

It's supposed to be cool shit which even the lowest denominator can understand by listening to the stories, but at the same time you are fucking stupid if you question anything or take the stories literally.

>>518535694
Too bad they are different
https://contradictionsinthebible.com/moses-writes-the-laws-or-yahweh/
https://contradictionsinthebible.com/yahweh-makes-a-covenant-based-on-which-ten-commandments/
I get it, who cares about this because studying is for dipshits and the bible is inerrant and has nothing wrong like child war brides in numbers 31 after you ISIS/Cartel execute their family members like their mom, dad, their brothers the same age as them for example 7 years old while the 7 year old girl fuckmeat gets to get raped by jews.
Im glad gods word is literally worse than modern day csam darkweb producers. Thank god for that!

>>518519365
Where did human one and human two come from then, faggot? You seem to believe mankind evolved from apes, so that means your ancestors were having beastiality with their animal relatives.
Fuck that and fuck you.

>>518527936
>>518529073
The old art had to go literally because it was sanctimonious. It was an embodiment of pride. It could only return later as a pure expression of beauty.
That pride is what caused Rome to stagnate for a thousand years, preventing industrialization. They didn't even have a sense of the progression of time. That was literally invented by Christians. They measured time by the date of the rule of emperors, and you would have to string said emperors together to get a real sense of how long it was between historical events.

>>518536093
You don't even read the Bible, you just rely on some atheist faggot's website to tell you what to think about it.

>>518536369
Hey, its fine. I agree with jews enslaving everyone because its in the bible and letting them beat and rape you because they are gods chosen.
I also agree with letting jews kill entire families and taking child sex slaves because they are gods chosen and its in the bible.
I also think that 2 different commandments are both the same and child sacrifice isnt bad until god says its bad because he both didnt command it and commanded it.
I also dont care about reading because if I did Ill burn in hell forever.

>>518506701
>>518514849
>argument from silence
>>>reddit

>>518536561
>them beat and rape you because they are gods chosen.
God's instituted slavery laws were downright liberal for the time. Every other society outside of Moses tribe treated their slaves like absolute shit.
>I also agree with letting jews kill entire families and taking child sex slaves because they are gods chosen and its in the bible.
Tell that to the Baal worshipers who were sacrificing their kids to the fire in Canaanite lands and who God ordered all of them exterminated, because they consorted with demons and that filth had to be completely purged. They ignored the directive and it plagued Israel for centuries until it led to its downfall
>I also think that 2 different commandments are both the same and child sacrifice isnt bad until god says its bad because he both didnt command it and commanded it.
There isn't a commandment about child sacrifice and was explicitly banned from practice under God
>I also dont care about reading because if I did Ill burn in hell forever.
You're a child

>>518536561
You're going to burn in Hell for rejecting Jesus, not for being an illiterate nigger.

>>518536861
Yeah, I think following gods commandments are good too! Like Exodus 34:26 and Im supposed to do it like in Exodus 22:29.
Wait shit, god said he gave bad commandments that were stated in Ezekiel 20:25-26 like Exodus 24:26 but then later in Jeremiah 7:31 he said he never commanded that!
I also think the virginity test in Deuteronomy 22:13-21 is a great test! Even though 43% of girls dont bleed the first time they have sex who cares. God was letting us kill our children for him earlier even though he said he commanded it and later said he didnt do it.
I also like the explicit command of leviticus 25:44-46 of gentile chattle slavery that you can pass down to your children and Exodus 21:7-11 of letting my daughters be sex slaves.

I also love numbers 31:17-18
"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."
Man, if we only followed biblical laws and enforced racemixing after doing a bunch of mass slaughters not even ISIS or the cartels do.

>>518530759
Republic of China Presidents Tier List

>>518537282
I see you didn't even blink an eye at the thought of what these people were doing, which was contextualized by actual archaeological evidence of children bones being found in these same lands, of burning their fucking kids alive. But no, taking in the women for a specific tribe is just a line too far! Nobody has free will, he was killing his own children and nobody was culpable in any of that! Taking in women is just a step too far for me, especially with guidelines better than every other society at the time! Burning kids alive is just an icky thought to me, who cares about that? Look, I can use exclamation marks too, I have my priorities straight!

>>518537910
Nah, the bible is 100% true. I cant wait to see how Isaiah 14:2 works in the new heavens and earth.
So, is god going to resurrect the sinners of the extinct babylon empire to be slaves?
Are those dirty unsaved heaven pagan sinners who died thousands of years ago going to be in the presence of god when heaven is on earth?
I thought they are going to be in the lake of fire by then?
Also, will we being using circumcised or uncircumcised dicks to rape our resurrected babylonian slaves when that happens? I forgot which one it is because it says both.

>>518538221
Don't worry about a thing, there's no such thing as demons masquerading as humans. Celebrities and other public figures don't look different with their weird fingers (especially the males, with their index finger being just as long as their ring finger like a female). Don't worry about a single thing, sleep tight and hope they won't lay their eyes on you. Christ can't save you, turn away from the book and hide.

Bye

>>518538463
Dont forget to ask god if he ever commanded to kill your own kids for him. Or how israels oppressors thousands of years ago who died in sin will be resurrected into the presence of god among his saved chosen to serve them as slaves.
I cant wait to see those slaves in heaven? I wonder why god needs slaves for his resurrected saints?

>>518538600
>he doesn't want seething Jews and Globohomo demon worshipping Elites to be he lobotomized slave in Heaven where he gets to bask in the splendor of the infinite while high fiving redeemed Adolf Hitler, St Lawrence and St Ignatius of Antioch
What are you even doing on /pol/?

>>518506626 (OP)
Real life involved tons of incest before the first word was written. Many bottlenecks existed where practically a handful of people are the ancestors to the vast majority of people like the people that allegedly left Africa

>>518538221
>god going to resurrect the sinners of the extinct babylon empire to be slaves
Ancient Jews really were a bunch of malding faggots.
>Oh yeah we didn't conquer Egypt and Mesopotamia like we wanted but guess what Yahweh is going to rape you in the afterlife just wait and see

>>518506626 (OP)
is incest wrong?

>>518536861
>the Baal worshipers who were sacrificing their kids to the fire in Canaanite lands and who God ordered all of them exterminated, because they consorted with demons and that filth had to be completely purged.
Yes according to the kikes that wrote the Bible, everyone that inhabited land they wanted was an evil demon that Yahweh wanted purged. How convenient!

>>518522623
Always holds true

>>518506626 (OP)
It's Canaanite folklore collected by merchants over centuries of buying tin and selling their neighbours' children, finally codified in around 200 BC by Greeks who thought the stories were too funny to leave in the tavern.

>>518539088
Yeah, its fucking insane. Like its another massive contradiction and its evil as fuck. So, everyone who oppressed Israel will be resurrected in heaven to be eternal slaves of jews and the pre chosen saints while the rest of the unsaved throughout history gets cooked forever like webm related because they didnt believe jesus or oppress the jews?

Theres even more massive contradictions from that alone, but no one reads the bible or even cares about this because they made some egregore from the good parts of the bible and no one wants to defend slavery or child sacrifice and are too chickenshit to say yes to it all instead of dodging.

>>518506938
This.
Biblical canon is the NT alone, and it's recognised as the telling of a story from different angles.
The true Christendom is the learning derived from that over the centuries, and to find that you need to read Chrysostom, Aquinas and similar figures.
Where catholicism faltered is the sale of a ticket to heaven to any sinner who's happy to donate to the cause. Just a bit of corruption, easily managed.
Then the political influence the church had became too great for some rulers.
Then 1 priest learned of the one-way ticket and critiqued it in what was considered to be a very reasonable and normal way of challenging practices and beliefs in the church.
Jews seized the opportunity and financed some of those annoyed rulers to rebel against the political church, so that Jews could manipulate them more easily.
Martin Luther got very smart to this business and wrote a book about it. Did you know that protestants don't read that book? Funny that. Might have something to do with the fact that they translated the Jewish version of the Septuagint (which was broken by talmudi rapefaggot kikes on purpose) without knowing hebrew.

>>518530374
Because different myths tell the exact same general outline with different details.
Bible says 2 of each species, Sumerian tablet says literally everybody.
Bible gives a specified size of the Ark. No other myth does.
Bible says it's a very wet flood, corroborated by a few versions from other cultures. Another tablet calls it a rain of fire.
Even the building of the Ark is a variable. One version has Noah build it by himself with wood and nails, another has a god-king artifice it out of thin air (Ziusudra), the Babylonians iirc suggested Enki and Utnapishtim built it together (maybe it was the Akkadian tablet instead).

Just goes to show that these tales are not absolute and cannot be taken literally.
Can't even assume that when the birds flew out the window that those were organic birds flying through an opening.
They can be ships rocketing out through a radiation shield for all we know.

>>518514849
"I'll take Kangaroos for $200, Alex."

>>518535450
Conveniently leaves out that

A. The other genealogy conveniently stops at Abraham the first plausibly real figure in the narrative.

B. Jesus spoke in parables (non literally) more often than not. Did you also think the characters in the parable of the wicked husbandmen were real??

>>518506626 (OP)
yeah no shit everyone back then was retarded especially the jews

God was tired of every group of humans being retards and not listening to him so he broke the 4th wall and came to us through his divine son Jesus

and then humans continued to be fucking dumbass retards so bad they actually decided to kill the son of God despite pretty much knowing he was the son of God (such is the arrogance of jews and the generally aloof pretentious brazen retardation of meds)

but Jesus was such a true bro, just the best fucking bro he loves us all so much he made a new deal with God and said "ok dad listen I know these retarded faggots don't deserve the gift of life but they are my bros and I love them, please forgive them and stop grading them so hard on these tests they are too corrupt and dumb to pass" and God said "ok son if you love them that much I guess it's a deal"

and now as long as we try as hard as possible to be good, and refrain from committing heinous acts of evil and crimes against nature, God will forgive us. it's called the new covenant and it rules. all the homies who knew Jesus wrote about it so we could all know what to do later, which was super thoughtful of them considering writing wasn't super easy or common back then.

anyway Christ is king and he's also my friend and brother and hero and I love him and if that bothers you I guess you can eat shit out of my hairy white ass

>>518506626 (OP)
Everything is the Old Testament is true and you're only contention if the jewish lies you were told contradict it.

>>518506718
Flag checks out

>>518506626 (OP)

well akshually, he put 7 of each clean animal on that ship. They went INTO the ark in pairs, but there were far more animals in there than you think.
checkmate atheistchuds, proving once again you haven't even read the source material to begin questioning it.

>>518506626 (OP)
>Thou shalt not kill
>Now go kill all your neighbors
Yeah, the Old Testicles are retarded.

>>518535966
But why wouldn't they speak the same language if they were all descended from the same guy?

>>518527067
Very true

>>518543312
Only you semites were retarded. Other people already built ziggurats and pyramids and palatios at that time

>>518523075
Where does Jesus say race mixing is a sin?

>>518543687
The sons separated from each other afterwards and language evolved as it does. I don't remember if the sons were initially gathered from various nations or if any of the sons had foreign-born wives which could also imply that more than one language survived.

>>518508975
>biggest attendance by the least employed
says a lot

>>518544648
you are a brown nigger
lol

>>518523706
>The Protestant church you have created is also outside of the true church.
The "true church" is the racial Israelites, which you don't teach about or even acknowledge. Your gay succession wars are meaningless to God, you aren't a member of a church, you're a member of a political party. A political party that has forsaken God and calls Christ a liar with every lesson they preach.

You aren't the true church. Some of your people are the true church, by blood, but your political party isn't special. Either Peter's authority was hereditary or it wasn't. If it was, then the Catholics are right about everything. If it wasn't, then Martin Luther did nothing wrong. Either way, you lose.

Your infinite fractal political party kinslaying wars is the exact same shit God condemned Babylon for, and you're not even wise enough to see it. Worshippers of men, and the power and trappings and wisdom of men. Not worshippers of God, not followers of Christ.

Christ said, anyone who looks upon my face has seen the Father, I am the groom. You say, Christ isn't God the Father. Christ said, I came for the lost sheep of the house of Israel, and no one else. You say, Christ came for everyone if you repeat our magic spells. Christ said, the moral law is good and remains in effect, you should uphold it. You say racemixing and faggotry are fine, the moral law was a mistake, Moses married a nigger.

You are not Christian. You don't believe anything Christ said. Like the Catholics you so greatly resemble, you would have clearly preferred if your savior had never spoken at all, so it would be easier for you to fill in the blanks.

>>518523378
I don't give a shit what some screechy retard who simps for faggots thinks. You aren't the arbiter of the truth or anybody's religion. If you weren't a shit-eating faggot yourself, you wouldn't be protesting this much against "muh fundamentalists."

You're going to end up fundamentally redistributed into the fucking soil. You are the cancer of post-modernity, and I'm thankful to the God you don't believe in that I was born in the correct era to witness the cure being administered. Everyone burning in Hell deserves to be there, and I rejoice at their suffering. Soon, this will include you. Look forward to it.

>>518535296
There are those who claim that the world is a place with limited space but eternal soil, not necessarily a form of scientific creationism. And yep, there have been people in the past who believed that electricity from lightning was what gave life to the world, the myth of the oak tree.

"Word of God"
LMAO

>>518544648
That's a fascinating quote, seeing how the word "jew" would neither be written down nor spoken aloud until the medieval period in Europe, over a thousand years after Christ's death and over 700 years after Emperor Julian's death. And yet here you have him saying a word that he would have neither known nor understood. That's like citing something from Plato or Aristotle and having them mention America by name.

Why don't you post the real quote? Or do you even have it?

>>518544668
>Where does Jesus say race mixing is a sin?
The moral law of the Old Testament says racemixing, faggotry, and adultery are capital crimes that must be punished with death. Christ endorses the moral law multiple times in the New Testament, saying it is good, that it is still in effect, and that people should live by it. In fact, Christ went on to say that the moral law would not cease to exist until both heaven and earth passed away. So there's literally no way around the issue. Christ was explicitly racist, both in word and in deed (re: his behavior towards the Canaanite woman).

Ironically, modern jews speak the truth when they screech that Christianity is inherently racist and antisemitic. A jew will be honest if he thinks it will serve his purpose.

>>518548117
Ah yes that’s why he says a Roman centurion has superior faith to any Israelite and that the sons of the kingdom will be cast out.

Totally makes sense for a racist Jewish supremacist to say the Jews are cast out and the kingdom given to others

It's not retarded it has a lot of wisdom, Ecclesiastes is a gen. Its just I wish it wasn't just a don't touch yourself kind of world, where everything is a sin. I'm so tired anons.

>Jesus talked in parables, with double, triple or multiple meanings, asking questions back so people think
>The bible is literal and there is no extra meaning.
Ok

>>518506626 (OP)
You are a dumb retarded gorilla nigger, do the world a favor and kill yourself

>>518506626 (OP)
8 zookeepers, 15,000 animals?
cool it with the anti-semitism.

>>518506819
yahweh is a fag and jesus the child trafficker confirmed

>>518517819
Magic is AI messing with the past

>>518520401
>Only the Father knows the when the end is
Cope

>>518521173
HAAAAAHAAA

>>518547285
You wasted this life
Time for Jeet Reincarnation

>>518548866
It's amazing these christchimps can't read

>>518506903
hes talking about the torah you dingus
this is what jesus and jews believed in
why they always spam kike is king [of the npcs]
npcs believe in mara, things which are not physically possible inside of reality
jewish wizard battles, living inside of whales stomachs for three days, setting fire to sulfur stores being an act of gods, seas splitting in half for people to walk through only to collapse in on their enemies, resrrecting rigor mortis rabbis, the list is endless.

this is how you create npcs. imagine believing in santa claus for your entire life. its a sort of arrested development.
npcs will take issue with this and think if not that then atheism, and thats just as equally stupid, because theyre already atheists, they simply dont realize it.

>>518518210
>Yahweh can't into astronomy

>>518553573
>no real response
Nice job, jeet, fantastic shilling.

Norse paganism is stupid aswell your ancestors believe in a cosmic tree just like how christcucks believe in Noah's ark

>stormfag reading about hitler saying germans are superior to all other races
What a wonderful concept of Nationalism!
>Jesus talks about hebrew nationalism in the same vein
):<

>>518553766
And this is not stupid?

>>518522719
>Romans and greek already forbid human sacrifice.
Romans sure the fuck didn't. They were still burying people alive to counter carthage's blood rituals.

1. Noah took multiple pairs of animals depending on their cleanliness level
2. There's nothing saying God didn't make other people after the initial pair, just that Adam was the first man.
3. God can create a new Minecraft world that features items that appear very old.

>>518554046
its a metaphor not a literal tree
literally noone wrshipped a literal tree
jew/worshippers cant grasp pagan myth, everythings got to be literal or it sails over your head, which is ironic, since the metaphors were only employed to help people like you [normues/npcs] facilitate conceptual understanding.

yet you jew/worshippers can have a monopoly on plato's works for 1500 years and not even make a sliver of progress in understanding any of it. you never wondered why you pray to eternal silence?

>>518548117
The word Jew as "Yehudim" first appears in the scroll of Esther.

As for race mixing, this is not correct understanding. The law states that the Israelites are not to marry their sons to the daughters of those in the land, nor daughters to their sons. The Torah expressly permits conversion and the marriage of war brides. Both would be race mixing.

>>518554517
pandora was the first human.
the whole bible is just gaslighting, gender swapping, hating women.

what came first, the chicken or the egg?
jews be liek: DA ROOSTER

>>518555011
>write one thing
>do the opposite
truly unprecedented

>>518555021
>Noah put 2 of every animal on a ship, then they incested their way back into realityeveryone is a descendant of 2 people having massive incestthe world is like 5000 years old
This is the most realistic explanation I've ever heard.

>>518555341
There's nothing wrong with "race mixing" in Judaism so long as the person converts and is not forbidden such as with Amalek. It's an ethnoreligion that allows for new blood to join by means of conversion.

Marrying Non-Jews that do not convert is the issue.

>>518556033
maybe you should consult other people, and consider the possibility that you might be retarded

no common ancestor of mine would have done some shit like this

>>518554293
>>518554293
Both can be metaphors but not literal. Strawkike

>>518556243
funny, thats our issue with them. the fact they insist on worshipping a foreskin fetishizing fairy tale character, insist upon pseudohistory, nonsensical morals which only apply to others, being hellbent on enslaving the world, thinking theyre the spiritual elite while theyre putting a variety of objects on their heads and praying to eternal silence.

>>518556753
The laws of the Torah not pertaining to specific laws of ritual worship apply to everyone, most simply the laws established with Noah related to basic values like DO NOT MURDER. Sadly, it is typical for the Israelites to stray as most humans tend to do.

Regarding your image, the entire thing hinges on the notion that the desert couldn't support that population which ignores the fact that the scripture says they received manna every day.

If you can't stop your children from race mixing, why is that someone else's problem? Take responsibility for your own parenting.

>>518506626 (OP)
i saw this thread before i went to bed, i went to bed and woke up its still here, kikes are slow bumpnig it to keep it on the board


and to answer OPs question no the earth is six billion years old we found soft tissue inside of sixty five million year old t-rex fossils, man invented fire and then sat on his ass around said fire for a quarter million years before he figured out anything else, and the covid vaccines were safe and effective all my niggas in real life are not nazis and its 2014 still

>>518557377
they stray *more* than most humans do
which emphasizes the utter hypocrisy, an unnatural system which does not work, which they themselves promote as hypocritically as possible. the torah is just a series of social engineering programs for some of the most uncivilized people imaginable. it wasnt new. you think no one thought to be nice to their neighbors, or to respect their parents before the magic jews? its laughable. and stealing? dont even get me started.
>inb4 it only applies to other jews
thus the double standard
what have jews really brought to the world other than godlessness? can it really be said that opting to follow jews over the greek philosophers was a net benefit for mankind?
it was the wrong turn, and the precise moment when the objectives for creation became untenable. and the damage from having taken that wrong turn can never be undone. no amount of genetic engineering will be able to solve it, because its more than a gene thing. its in the cultural mileu, its subliminal, intangible.

so we come to the end-game. jews with their red heiffers rebuilding their temple, they have conquered the world, but they will be fated to suffer in godlessness until inevitable extinction. they played themselves. they won a game nobody was stupid enough to play. because any fool couldve told them hundreds of thousands of years of racial development had a purpose, and to undo it, is a direct affront to your creators. same with gods. they were natural, this isnt highlander, men arent supposed to have one truth. its supposed to be a constantly evolving process of understanding.