Thread 518523390

So this thing actually an alien vessel on its way to earth or not /pol/?

Would things really change if aliens did in fact exist overnight in the world if everyone knew we weren't the only species out there?

>>518523390 (OP)
>So this thing actually an alien vessel on its way to earth or not /pol/?
I had AI analyze the Avi Loeb paper from an Occam's Razor perspective and it seems likely that yes, it's alien. Intelligently guided.

>>518523390 (OP)
> Alien gambit.

If aliens were real AND governments hid this fact from people, we would not see current political shitshow.

>>518523390 (OP)
Isn't this thing already starting to fly out from its nearest point?

>>518523582
>b-but muh ai investigation
kys AUS cunt

>>518523737
No last I heard the reason NASA went AWOL was because apparently it started to orbit around mars or saturn which would mess with our oceans if true?

>>518523390 (OP)
lets fucking hope so its one of the only good outcome we can have unless they are fucking space mexicans

>>518523390 (OP)
it came from a direction where the nearest possible planet is so far away it would take like hundreds of thousands of years to reach us.

Its going closest to mars and is on the other side of the sun from earth as its passing through our solar system

hasnt slowed down enough to stop in our system

scientifically minded space channels are already bored of it, only the griftiest of grifters still even talks about it.

Moon coons fuck off.

i am on recon from what you call 3Iatlas
based on my studies of your species, we will send cunny gfs to all civilized anons, based off of what we consider civilized: your skin cannot be darker than shit or you cannot be muslim, chink or jeet

slavs will be considered only on a interview basis

>>518523390 (OP)
Hey what the fuck thats my ceiling you moron!!!!

Fake and gay psyop is fake and gay.

Wake up.

>>518523850
>pic rel
hearty kek

theyre coming to do the great reset of the world and make the jews build another pyramid

>>518523390 (OP)
no it's just a comet

>>518524120
If you have a 2 thousand dollar telescope, you can see it from your house on a dark night. How can that be faked?

>>518524445
Do they usually glow different colors at random?

>>518523390 (OP)
all religions would cease to have any meaning if aliens appeared on earth in ships and they weren’t part of blue beam

>>518523850
it came from the bootys void aka yo mommas poon

>>518524518
where can i see this alien ship? co ordinates?

>>518524799
yes, when they reflect the sun and have gaseous discharge. light is multicoloured not White.

Moon coons tune poon noon

>>518523982
Could you send me three? I have the need to breed. My wife didn't give me enough children and I have to have more. I have a small farm and lots of empty rooms. You can trust me AyyLmaoBro. I'm good for it.

As a token of my good will, I will even roundhouse kick Mike Chitwood into a dumpster.

>>518525046
You might just be stupid
https://theskylive.com/c2025n1-tracker

>>518525347
i want to use my telescope

>>518525347
also, do you believe it a space ship then

>>518525529
What kind you got? I apologize for insulting you.

>>518523390 (OP)
Yeah it's an alien vessel, they saw how subhuman, castrated and pathetic westoids like you are, what a fucking embarrassment you are and decided to come here to eradicate you from history completely so nobody can cringe when they read about your pathetic miserable lives.
You should thank them for their service.

It's 170 million miles away. Who gives a shit

>>518525553
I think it is an alien vessel. Like a lifepod of a dead race hurdling through space

>>518525608
It was 18.6 million from mars and at 135,000mph that is not much. If it does change direction that would be a fasciinating end for us.

>>518523390 (OP)
Just a comet with slightly different ratios of elements on account of coming from elsewhere

>>518525529
>i want to use my telescope
Hope you got good eyes cause it will be in about 1/100th of a pixel.

my uncle and my father both work for the majestic 12. they called for backup and this is the craft that is now entering our solar system. It originates from zeta reteculi 4 and its got tech onboard you people woldnt belive.
Also my mom used to give out handjobs behind the secret UFO base, so I know whats going on in there.

>>518523390 (OP)
It's a fucking space rock

>>518523390 (OP)
Nothing ever happens, but god would it not be cool if it changes direction or detaches a probe towards us.

>>518523850

they were aiming at mars because they fired it a billion years ago when mars looked gay. but they are retarded and missed

>>518523390 (OP)
Just keep them away from joe, he might try to sniff one

>>518523390 (OP)
No. Obviously not. Much like how stealth tech is employed to hide planes from radars, ayyys would utilize similar alloys to make their craft harder to detect, especially if the detection method is only some rinkydink telescope on a backwater planet.

>>518523390 (OP)

I don't think you're correctly envisioning how far away 150 million miles is. That's the closest it's expected to come to Earth.

It's astonishing that it was ever even spotted (assuming it's even real).

>>518523390 (OP)

>Would things really change

We are arguably aliens.
Octopuses are arguably aliens.
This whole fucking place we're born into is one big weird-as-fuck unknown.
Adding space aliens to the mix barely makes things any stranger at all.

>>518525347
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1&date=2025-02-25&h=15&m=00&

>>518523390 (OP)
its a space dildo

>>518523390 (OP)
>So this thing actually an alien vessel on its way to earth or not /pol/?
not. even if they later confirm it as being so it still is not. it could be project blue beans unveiling