Thread 518523832

Who's gonna get it this time?
Zelensky?
Putin?
Hamas?
The Orange Fishing Boat Bomber?

>>518523832 (OP)
It'd be funny as fuck if bidens son got it. The seething would be immaculate.

>>518523906
He already got it in 2020.

hunter biden is everything they accuse trump of being

>>518523832 (OP)
His acceptance speech will be one sentence
>Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack, what's up with that

>>518523832 (OP)
Trump will get it. Jewish trickery of the highest level. The ceasefire happened just so that Trump can win his Nobel, it will stop directly after the Nobel prizes are announced.
Israel basically just gifted Trump a nobel prize to strengthen its ties with America.

>>518524009
no one has ever accused plumpf of having tens of thousands of /pol/ users obsessed with his penis

prophecy engineered
HOLLYBERG script

>>518524283
wait, I forgot /ptg/

>>518523906
>Local DC crackhead Wins Nobel peace prize by fucking his niece and doing nothing.
So absurd, it just makes me want to LMAO.
>>518524072
Nah it be like
>I was already happy with the Ukraine money, crack, hookers and my niece but I will take this peace prize if offered.
>tfw you fuck hookers, high on crack, with your niece with a nobel peace prize, you effortlessly earned,in the background while the orange man seethe at his failure at attempting to stop the 80 year middle eastern war and his earnest attempt at getting the nobel peace price.
He may have the world, but not his soul. I pray for him

>>518524283
just don't ask why when the boot is in your neck, kid. you brought it upon yourself

>>518523832 (OP)
Most likely some brown person nobody has ever heard of who has stopped some tribal conflict or whatever

>>518523832 (OP)
I'm betting on Greta the Terrible. or some related stuff, like the relief fleets trying to get into Gaza.

>>518524421
some glownigger groomed by the state department to depose maduro because our government is too pussy to do things the old fashioned way. send in the glownigger supreme team and kill that faggot spic the install a dictator that greases any beaner that has a problem with it

>>518523832 (OP)
Some kikes on polymarket are throwing a ton of money at some Venezuelan glownigress.
Would make sense if Trump is planning to bomb them.

>>518524267
I want her to share it with Trump.

1 hour and 15 mins left

>>518523906
Hunter didn't win it. You're an illiterate twat.

>>518524385
Yeah it would be on my neck because I failed to swear absolute fealty to our king and his authoritarian army that neutralizes anyone that challenges his divine authority.

>>518523832 (OP)
Why dont Trump just Start his own Prize and gift it to himself 1st? Is he Dumb?

>>518523832 (OP)
Greta

My vote goes to Doctors Without Borders.

Hunter being head of a food program needs to be audited. What was his salary and how much food was delivered. Crack isn't free.

>>518524941
please tell me its real

>>518523832 (OP)
I wish Hamas would get the Nobel peace prize and then give it to Trump.

>>518523832 (OP)
HUNTER ! QUICK ! She's getting away with the food program ! Get her !

The nobel prize system is a jew money laundering system

>>518523832 (OP)
They gave Obama the nobel prize for being black.

>>518525185
>Donate money to the Nobel Foundation
>Winner is elected
>Winner gets 1.1 Millions and 18 Caracts Plaque
So at what points do you imagine they get the money back ?

>>518523832 (OP)
It's going to be Gredolf Thunler and the hamas thotilla

>>518524220
Only one problem with that though: Trump is the last person in the international community who still trusts the kikes.

looks like it got leaked or something

>>518523832 (OP)
Nobody cares who's the winner.
It's about who is not.

>>518525575
>Venezuelan politician
Oh shit, Trump is going to bomb her.

>>518525780
>Claims she is part of a Venezuelan Militant Group
>Nobel Price includes money
>Claims Nobel Comitee is financing a Venezuelan Militant Groups
>Bombs their HQ

Nobels have been a 'insider hand-shaking' and political tool for 20 good years. Who gives a shit.

>>518525575
you know trump is glued to his fucking phone watching this right now

>>518525780
They have to give it to Trump because if they didnt then they would lose all credibility from centrists. If they could weasel out of it they would, but they cant.

>>518526013
You sound mad.

>>518526090
>from centrist
they are from fucking Norway, why would they care about USA internal politics?

>>518526090
>They have to
lol

>>518523832 (OP)
If they give the Noble Prize to Hunter Biden that could set Trump off and be the cattle list for ww3. If I was Norway I would'nt fuck around. and just give it to Trump.

>>518523832 (OP)
Greta Thunberg, the anti-semitic pirate.

>>518526098
He’s right. The nobel council is full of bilderberg kikes

>>518526202
>cattle list
Good morning saar

>>518523832 (OP)
There's absolutely no way that the very same committee that gave the prize to Obama for being black is going to award this to Trump.

>>518526351
I mean, what has Trump done to earn it?
His 7 fictional wars

Or the SURRENDER agreement after backing up the Scorch the earth by the jews?

>>518523906
>So absurd, it just makes me want to LMAO.
>>518524348
about as absurd as token monke who started 3 giant wars. War Is Peace.

>>518526090
>credibility
they don't have any

>>518526426
Given that the Gaza situation has been formally declared a genocide, anyone who wasn't Trump would most likely get the prize just for trying to put an early end to it.

>>518525780
>>518525947
No, she's the Israel first puppet he wants to install.

>>518523832 (OP)
Netenyahu

>>518524283
The Dems do that plenty

>>518524849
why are you still talking?

>>518526426
peace through genocide

20 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When Trump ethnically cleanses Gaza he should build a Trump Alfred Nobel Peace Prize International Golf Course of West Bank, Israel.

Wow
>sell crack
>sell women
>suck off niggers
>free Award money

The government needs killed

the nobel prize should go to steve lookner for his unending support of the mods and unrelenting pursuit of breaking news

>>518524283
there was years of Dem chat about trumps mushroom penis. it was a US mainstream television topic. the porn woman was asked about trumps cock on ABC tv

>price goes to a no body

They really think trump cares about the award?

Like really really cares rather than just a after thought for trump?

>Trump needed the award money

don't care who wins it but i'll enjoy the seethe of the losing party

>>518527340
His inferiority complex wont let hims live if not with that prize

>>518527340
He obviously wants this purely to take a shit on Obama's award.

>>518527340
>They really think trump cares about the award?
He needs it to justify the Iran ground invasion.

IF TRUMP WON MASS ANTIFA RIOTS.
IF LOSES WW3!!!!!

>>518527472
Why did obongo get it anyway? was it jsut for being "the first black us president"?? I remember there was a lot of controversy with drone strikes and guantanamo etc.

>to a WOMAN
HAHAHAH

>woman
hahahahaha

WOMAN

>The venezuelan one
HA HA HAH

Trump sisters????? our response????

>>518526614
wasted

TRUMPSISSIES OUR RESPONSE????

>>518524267
>>518525575
>it's real
wtf is this shit
never heard of this bitch

who?

Wtf???!!!?

>>518527686
The response:

ZOG ZOG ZOG ZOG ZOG.

FUCK EUROPE AND USA

>peace price
>Something something democracy something something democracy

This is supposed to be a joke?

Is this peace price or democracy price?

Venezuela is getting glassed

>>518527779
>This is supposed to be a joke?
The nobel peace price is widely recognized as a joke, yes.

>>518527340
I dont think he cares about it i think hes way too busy. More of an after thought like you said

Tankies are SEETHING

>goes to a literally who woman

Imagine that.

THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GONE WOKE

Nigga lost to a woman nobody fucking knows lmaoooo

>>518527819
winning a nobel peace prize is "globohomo's favorite subversive goy" award.

>>518527853
>Goes to an anti-communist
Finally a worthy recipient and not some Obongo or sandnigger tier shit.

>>518527709
becky x ***

>>518523832 (OP)
>Hamas
>Nobel Peace Prize

Surely this is jest.
or it's that guy, Earnest.

the only venzuelans i know i are camwhore milf with fake tits and braces

The venezuela thing is being astroturfed hard. Trump, and others now including the nobel committee keep talking about muh opposition. Nobody gives a FUCK about venezuela irl.

what a political choice
it's like when they chose an american pope

>>518526098
alfred nobel invented the fucking nobel prize because he was a notorious arms dealer that wanted to clean up his reputation. it's a joke award

>>518527779
>>518527819
>Obama has one.
while any award of that nature falls under a certain amount of scrutiny...its pretty funny that its suddenly a joke when Trump might get one for one of the better accomplishments of in the history of the award.

>>518527956
You didn't actually think Trump is ever getting it, did you?

does the Nobel prize even give the winner anything? like a medal or money?

>>518527822
His whole Truth Social page is filled with this shit.

>>518528010
Yes and yes.

>>518527988
>for one of the better accomplishments of in the history of the award.
For backing up a genocide and then dancing like a muppet over a surrendering plan?

>I can't believe i hobbled together a fake peace deal 24 hours before this for nothing
hahahaha get fucked race traitor

>>518528010
18 Carats Medal and 1.1-1.2 Millions USD

>>518527999
no, but they gave it to someone who is perceived to be on his side (anti-Maduro)

>>518528010
Nope its a simulation reset for the winner. They start over with 40 acres, a mule, and a child bride

>>518527988
It's not a joke because Trump might have gotten one. It's a joke because Obama got one.

>>518527988
>Obama has one.
And two wrongs don't make a right.

kek

>>518528088
Trump did won, expect the bombing to resume

>>518528083
you really are just a seething kike aren't you? you "people" are just impossible to like

>>518527999
Trump is going to be the first Nobel Peace Prize Laurette to bomb a fishing boat full of Nobel Peace Prize Laurettes

>>518528142
The bombing was always going to resume. Since when did Israel ever uphold a cease fire or peace treaty?

>>518528101
damn 1 million is fucking nothing, what a bunch of cheap fucks

>>518528187
The Obongo peace prize was a moment when the entire country as well as the world went "what the fuck?".
It ain't happening twice.

>>518527822
>I dont think he cares about it i think
he's literally been calling countries and Norwegian ministers asking them to nominate him. whenever he 'settles' a 'war' he asks them to nominate him. it's one of the main subplots of his life right now. this has been going on for months now

"to open the blind eyes, to bring out the prisoners from the prison, and them that sit in darkness out of the prison house."

"to say to the captives, 'Come out,' and to those in darkness, 'Be free!'"

Isaiah 42:7
Isaiah 49:9
Isaiah 42:6-7
Isaiah 61:1-3

"to proclaim freedom for the captives and release from darkness for the prisoners"

HOLLYBERG
all the world's is a stage

>The Nobel Peace prize for 2025 goes to a "woman who keeps the flame of democracy going, amidst a growing darkness".
Is achieving something not a requirement of winning the award? What has she actually done? I don't care about drumpf winning, surely there are things like international doctors in gaza or whatever that deserve it more?

>give it obamna to signal they want world leaders to not start or continue wars
>trump does very publicly exactly what they want
>no prize
Lmao, nuke norway

>>518528215
All the price winner are mostly researchers or People doing humanitarian work.

for those 1.1M IS MONEY.

Welp, except the Economic Science. Those are mostly Math Nerd Bankers from big firms

prophecy engineered
HOLLYBERG script
Isaiah 9:6 "Prince of Peace"
false peace temporary
ZOG magog end times fetish
Vilna Gaon 12 minute (((WAR)))
fall of Edom/America
The Olam Ha-ba
The World To Come
Jew World Order


Sanhedrin "chosen" Judas Goat Messiah

>Sweden giving Trump an excuse to overthrow Maduro
No wonder the tankies are upset

>>518527950
They are preparing the CIA puppet, people will laugh it off when Trump invades and this chick will be installed as president of Venezuela.

>>518528290
>very publicly exactly what they want
Support Israel for 8 months of bombing then tell them to tone it down in time for the Nobel Peace Prize?
Don't think old Albert would approve of that one. Perhaps this kind of retardation is why that Swede told us to decide and not you.

>>518528238
stfu that myanmar bitch who won the award oversaw a genocide
obama is the only use president to sanction israel

THE PRESIDENT OF PISS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>518528362
Obongo hadn't even managed to warm the fucking seat before he got it. He got it solely because he wasn't Bush and everybody fucking knows that.

>>518528349
If giving a prize to some narcissist is enough to end actual wars it is 1000x more than some random brown woman ever has done

Literally who.

>>518527988
>its pretty funny that its suddenly a joke
Nice gaslight and revisionism but lots of people said Obama didn't deserve the award and I was one of them. The only joke here is Trump taking the award so seriously after that happened. He's really the biggest attention hog.

>>518528426
>end actual wars
Yeah that remains to be seen.

Well, time to sit back with a nice cup of coffee and wait for the spergout from the White House when he wakes up.

How many tariffs should Norway get for this blunder?

>>518528527
their f-35s have already been deactivated

>>518528349
Trump held back Israel your stupid fuck. He won’t let Bibi go all out because he wants to preserve Abraham Accords. WW2 air raids killed like hundred thousands of people. It’s actually insane Israel only killed 70k gazans when it should be more due to how packed the place is.

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SUB BOOMERS HEADED TOWARDS NORWAY NOW
USE OF STRAT NUCLEAR WEAPONS CONFIRMED
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER

>>518528547
How many fake ceasefires have we had this year, you subhuman kike shill?

>>518523832 (OP)
This nigger hasn't fed shit!

Didn't she stage an insurrection of some kind? Even if she was jusifyingly opposing genuine tyranny, I think we are forgetting the meaning of peace again

>>518524283
>tens of thousands of /pol/ users
we're like 10 max and a few dozen bots in here

>>518526577
Bollocks.
>>518527340
Yes he needs it to stroke his ego and self imagined image as peace president

>>518528663
To that I would give the standard response to accusation of unfairness for the entire year so far:

You lost.

RIGGED!!
RIGGED!!
RIGGED!!

>>518528776
>RIGGED
It's decided by a fucking committee, not by popular vote.

>>518524849
Those are called U.S. Laws you dumb nigger.
They don't have them in the places the parasites crawl out from.

Maybe they should go back to Africa.
Where those U.S. Laws don't exist.
And they can be a happy nigger beast sub human.
Amongst nigger beast sub humans.

>>518528663
Bloody communist revolutions are more peaceful than orderly tyrants.
The Congo is more peaceful than North Korea because it is a democracy!

Post your face n9w

>>518528801
>It's decided by a fucking (((committee)))
nigged

>>518528644
Tokyo Firebombings killed over 100k japs in a few days. Israel could have done more if they wanted to. Do the math. Many are also forgetting the fact that Trump is being lobbied by rich Gulf Arab countries with favorable trillion dollar investments in USA and personal business deal for him to give a shit and pressure Bibi. Trump towers, hotels, and gold courses are all over KSA, Qatar, and UAE you moron.

>>518529062
And none of that matters because no arab trillionaire has pictures of Trump fucking kids but Bibi does.

>>518527619
Hussein himself didn't understand why he got it and basically half rejected it in this thank you speech:
>I do not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishments but rather an affirmation of American leadership on behalf of aspirations held by people in all nations

>>518528506
Kek
Cant wait for this orange nigger's meltdown

>>518524267
How is she winning the peace prize just for being opposition in Venezuela? LMAO
It was already a joke but the fact they snubbed Trump to be petty is hilarious. He legitimately helped deescalate several conflicts this year alone.

I hope greta she need more picture online I hope she come to my country

>>518529199
Greta would have collected the prize in an SS uniform.

>>518528506
Did trump attend

>>518528445
>The only joke here is Trump taking the award so seriously after that happened
You are the ones who take it seriously to try to "own" Trump. He's been joking about how it's worthless this entire time.

>>518529483
Yeah, he's been making jokes about it this entire time and will laugh about it again when some reporter brings it up tomorrow.
He has stated multiple times he knows they won't give it to him because they don't actually care about peace.

>>518529363
>He's been joking
He's been filling his entire social media timeline with how much he deserves it.
The joke here is his narcissism and your selective memory.

>>518529555
>He has stated multiple times
show me one

>>518529363
lmao okay he's "joking"
Tell you what, if he reacts to not getting the prize by acting like a petulant child throwing a shitfit over this weekend (and maybe beyond), I'll have a laugh at his new way to make a "joke".

>>518529555
Cry moar

>>518529555
>Trump: It would be ‘an insult to our country’ if he doesn’t get Nobel Peace Prize
Yeah, sure sounds like a joke, doesn't it?

>>518523832 (OP)
/our girl/

>>518529162
Trump’s ties with the Gulf is undeniable no matter how much you try to spin it on Bibi’s favor. Unlike the EU, China, Canada, Japan, Korea, etc… that needs several months long of trade deal negotiations meanwhile KSA, UAE, and Qatar gave a him a hero’s welcome and trillions of dollars in a single trip.

>>518529198
>He legitimately helped deescalate several conflicts this year alone.
How's the coolaid?

>>518529950
Bearing in mind the American pidgin word "de-escalate" translates directly to "obey Jewish commands regarding" in English.

>>518529832
Are you literally reta...
>flag
Okay, mystery solved.

>>518529622
> prove me wrong
greta floatila brought peace to the middle east.

>>518524267
Fucking lame, I had hoped for greta because it would be 1000x funnier

>>518529950
Have you gotten sick of hearing the words "Trump's peace plan" yet?

>>518530365
Trump Peace Plan: pause the genocide for two days until the NPP winner is announced

>>518529621
Yes, the point is to force you trannies into a box. Who the fuck else deserves this shitty prize after you dumb apes gave it to Obongo? You at least have a chance to make it less of a joke by awarding it to Trump. He ended his first term snuffing out ISIS and leaving the world safer in terms of fewer big wars and conflicts, and he'll probably end up doing it again in his second term.

>>518524267
This was this year's winner trump was never a nominee this year.

>>518530558
You didn't believe his plan would work out a few days ago. Stop talking.

>>518530638
Again, two wrongs don't make a right and every fucking person in Norway knew that was wrong the instant it was announced.

>>518529950
Peace in the world in spite of psychopathic leftists that are adamant on its destruction

>>518530821
It killed the award than you already removed them from people in the past you would of done it to obama by now then

>>518530969
Nigger, learn to fucking spell before replying to me.

>>518530821
I mean you trannies made plenty of wrongs. Jimmy Carter. Al Gore. Obongo. Funny how all the Democrat cock you apes love to suck ranged from being effectively useless human beings or left their terms with the world engulfed in fire.

>>518531003
Lol suck a dick faggot your gay cope is btfo
If it was wrong to give to nigger bongo then they can take it back as it's happened before

>>518531029
I'm not on the fucking committee. Want someone to blame, blame the ex-labour politicians who man it.

Powerful.

The Obama Derangement Syndrome ITT is palpable.

>>518530638
>and he'll probably end up doing it again in his second term.
bold to assume he will make it to the end of the term at this rate

>>518531242
Yall blew your credibility to predict that already lmfao

Not having a good time shill

>>518530248
Trump managed to please both muslim allies and calm down Bibi and it worked. You retards would dimish every single thing he accomplished just because he manages to prove hiw critics wrong over and over again starting from winning the white house. Meanwhile Israel told Biden and Blinken to fuck off when they tried to stop him from invading Gaza.

>>518526614
lmao

Stop caring about the nobel peace prize.
It's literally just 5 dogshit libshit retards in europe.
They're libshits, would you listen to a group of antifa members tell you who the peace prize winner is?

>>518531159
Just admit he got it for being black.
He was the first DEI recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

He was given an award of merit and turned it into a participation trophy.

>>518531159
this was right at the same time the media stopped talking about the peace prize.
They lost all credibility when they pulled this bullshit stunt.
2 months into his first term winning it.

shoulve gone to greta

>>518531879
Iran Peace Deal

denied as scripted.

Le organic "Nations turn against Israel."

i really fear that someone as inept as Zelensky might get it. Ukraine is so unlucky to have someone like him as president at one time when they need good president the most.

>>518531879
DEI and merit is a false dichotomy. Being Black is a kind of merit.

>>518531957
it was just because he was the first black president right

>>518524331
that's the Jurassic Park font

If Bibi doesn't get it I will be genuinely surprised.

>>518529555
Digits wasted on pure cope. SAD!

>>518532219
it's just the generic oblivious libshit european opinion on American politics. They don't have daily interactions with blacks so they truly believe they're our equals and we're just mean to them.

Getting back on topic, nobel peace prize has a strong left wing libshit bias. that much is clear and it's just even more in your face with Venezuela now.

Wow what a coincidence it's the same country with a current news event getting caught smuggling fent and getting domed.

>>518532534
it just seems like an american thing to me like you dont really see that with black people outside of america and maybe haiti

>>518531108
The fuck does venezuela have to do with Israel

>>518531969
He got a peace deal with Iran that ultimately led them to stockpile nuclear materials and was almost able to enrich uranium to make nuclear weaponry? Let's not even mention the fact that he signed the Iran peace deal in 2015 6 years after his Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to him? Do you think people lose their memories over this shit?

EVERY FUCKING TIME

She will be the excuse, now we know.
Tap Tap tappa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIn0olI60Xo

>>518523832 (OP)
Waiting for him to announce Biden as the winner.
Trump would lose his fucking mind

>>518534145
Well yes, microlessions, just a tiny neurological damage, you need a microscope to see it, an optic one

>>518524385
Your wrists are so slim in real life, internet tough guy.

>>518534145
Souce.

lol

>>518532190
>a kind of merit
This is your brain doing mental gymnastics, you self-delusional retard.

>>518527779
Republic of China Presidents Tier List

>>518527819
Very, Very rare flag

>>518523832 (OP)
>The Orange Fishing Boat Bomber?
Yes I, too, enjoy fishing
...
in a 20 foot speedboat
...
with 4 two hundred horsepower engines on the back
...
going 80mph with no fishing poles
...
You catch the best fish EVER going 85mph flat out - only the strongest fish will be caught - especially with no fishing poles
because that way you can flex on your friends by demonstrating how you snatch the strongest fish from the water bare-handed going 85mph
Only the manliest of manly morally superior non-Whites can grab the strongest fish from the water bare-handed while going faster than the legal speed limit on US freeways

>>518537839
I had to go look up what that was