Thread 518527433

I guess I'm out of a job now. Anyone else get unemployed because of HR roasties?

>>518527433 (OP)
How on earth did this get you fired? it wasn't necessarily romantic and you only asked once

what part of dont shit where you eat did you not understand

The roastie thing is a meme.

It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.

My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia

Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin

Same as the "uncut dicks smell and taste weird thing

I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine.

>>518527433 (OP)
I wouldn't have had the balls to try to pull this off.

>>518527433 (OP)
next time don't use "hey this is random!~~XDD" that sounds weak and gay. Also do it in person. Obviously not at fucking work of all places.

imagine asking women out in 2025

>>518527801
Imagine being a fucking brainrotted newfag who thinks this is real and op is actually Swedish and not some flavour of non White hiding behind a vpn following a demoralization script.

>trying to date on your workplace

lol. lmao even.
how old are you? 19? every single adult knows don't shit where you eat and never date in your workplace. you will ruin your career at best or will never be part of high-paying job ever at worst.

date outside of work, chud.

>>518527818
This. OP lives under a rock or something.

>>518527433 (OP)
This only worked before the 2000s.

>>518527433 (OP)
This is so fucking cringe just rape her already you are no ancestor of Ragnar Lothbrok and Odin.

hahhahahahahahah HE FELL FOR THE "JUST ASK HER OUT BRO, THE WORST THING SHE CAN SAY IS NO" meme while being a subhuman chudlet manlet skibbitytoilet

>>518527433 (OP)
Do you need a place to live and a beer?

>>518527938
imagine being canadian

>>518527650
*don't eat where you shit

if youre gonna be this kind of retard at least never put it in writing

>>518527433 (OP)
>trying to date a female that had a job
What a cuck. Women in the workforce are not dating or marriage material

>>518527433 (OP)
OP is lying. His file name shows his image is downloaded from /pol/

>>518527433 (OP)
Just sent a picture of your penis, works for me everytime

>>518527433 (OP)
How can that get you fired? Just say ur gay and they did a homophobia?

>>518528318
That’s a good idea. Can I have the pic to send to her.

>>518528318
I also enjoy starting off with a joke.

>>518527433 (OP)
> but do you think you'd be up for dinner

Young man..

Coming across like that makes you seem like you’re asking for permission and makes you look weak. You gotta be more assertive and give her the impression that it’s a privilege for her to accompany you (because it is, you’re a man, she’s just a woman and inferior to you in almost every way). And it should’ve been done in person, especially at work. That way you can kind of gauge the feel before you even ask. It’s okay though. Keep your head up anon.

>>518527650
isn't that pretty much an anglo-only thing?

>>518527433 (OP)
>swedish flag
>english text messages between coworkers
>4chan filename
>1pbtid

>>518527690

Your dad rapes you as he sleeps?

>>518527433 (OP)
The first half of her message was nice, the second half was completely unnecessary and rude

>>518527433 (OP)
> I have a work related question. If I slipped the tip of my tounge into your bum would you find that shocking and if so would you like me to slide my cock in there later in the evening?

>Sorry I have mental issues. Please don't think of me badly. My therapist said I should ask someone out. I'm so stupid. I never should have listened to her.
now you're safe.

Don't screw the crew

>>518528301
Not necessarily. File randomization is an essential counter-autism method.

>>518530161
For the ultimate safety - come out as gay.

>>518530445
Make it bisexual (with a sex addiction) and take a few days off for treatment.

>>518527433 (OP)
>try to play the game
>fail
>get fired
KWAB. You either learn to play it or are naturally charismatic so you don't need to know there's a game to be played at all.

Don't shit where you eat is great advice... in the corporate world. And probably in education and academia.

But if you're in service and retail, or nurse/hospital work... shit all over that dinnerplate

Look on the bright side. At least you did it over text and are getting fired. I did it irl and didn't get fired and had to work with her for 2 excruciatingly awkward years until she finally got another job.

>>518530736
I did it in person, fucked her brains out for the night. She got married that weekend and had a kid 9 months later.
I wonder whos it is.

>>518527433 (OP)
She probably rejected you because you tried to pull that shit on text instead of just doing it in person.

>>518527650
I did and they didn't do shit. They threatened to but all they did was seethe about it because we never made it an issue. The janitor saw us coming to work in the same car and he's a little rat so I just said in front of the boss something about her making me breakfast so it was very clear that I was fucking her and living with her. They tried to claim it was nepotism but I had no power over her even though I was higher up on the food chain. I shat all over the place and I would shit again. Got to hang out with her at work, then we could just go home at the same time and chill, saved a lot of time and hassle trying to synchronize schedules.

>>518527650

The part where this is normal and this is all your fault you can't even date adult women in the workforce.

>>518527433 (OP)

It should be called "don't harrass women if you suck the same work teat".

If you're not richer than her you have nothing to offer this cunt. stop simping for old cows.

>>518531277
Man, I hate women

>>518528318

don't show your face on Omegle either.

>>518531536
Most think you're a weirdo if you talk to them in person. Women are retarded these days.

>>518532143
Theyre not entirely wrong, asking them out in person is infinitely better for a variety of reasons:
>you get a read if she's totally disgusted or just not interested
>if it does work out is that the story you want to tell your child?
>no evidence for HR

>>518528301
That's impossible, you're not allowed to lie on the internet.

>>518532809
The only lie detector it works

Sarcasm

>>518527650
Cuck shit. I'm a fat bald nigga, my wife is a 9/10 who's looked 21 since she was 25, pushing her mid 30s now. Also virgin. If I didn't "shit where I work", I'd probably have to settle for some retard's sloppy seconds given today's dating market.

>>518532754
Yeah I know, but women are retarded like i said. They'll just start recording you or cry about on reddit about how some guy at worked practically raped her because he asked her on a date.

>>518533043
based, i got a girl who was 10 years younger than me to move in with me for 2 and half years after 2 weeks. Didn't work out in the end but at least i got to ruin her first.

>>518527433 (OP)
>I guess I'm out of a job now. Anyone else get unemployed because of HR roasties?
wouldnt even had responded to her.

>>518527818
>imagine asking women out in 2025
how have you done it recently?

>>518529481
>it should’ve been done in person, especially at work. That way you can kind of gauge the feel before you even ask
Also, she wouldnt have text evidence for social shaming, and would be plausibly deniable as in a work setting, people normally have some time to lunch

>>518529779
>The first half of her message was nice, the second half was completely unnecessary and rude
Concur anon

>>518531277
>I did it in person, fucked her brains out for the night. She got married that weekend and had a kid 9 months later.
>I wonder whos it is.
A case of alpha fucks beta bucks, which is your social class relative to her and her cucked husband?

>>518527433 (OP)
How about you reply to your own thread once. Coward agitator.

>>518527433 (OP)
Post pics, OP. Just how ugly ARE you?

>>518527938
>Imagine being a fucking brainrotted newfag who thinks this is real and op is actually Swedish and not some flavour of non White hiding behind a vpn following a demoralization script.

Many such cases anon.

>>518531277
And then everybody clapped

>>518531699
That actually sounds nice. My most recent romantic interest lived on the literal opposite side of the city and it was a massive pain. If only the women I worked with weren’t hambeast grandmas

There are some cuties in the R&D and Micro labs, but they got me sequestered away in the pilot lab in another building behind 4 additional security perimeters

>>518527433 (OP)
No woman who works in HR can possibly worth dating.

>>518527650
One time I took a shit twice where I eat and HR called me in to talk about them fighting over me at work, not my problem.

>>518527650
Where the fuck should I find a girl then?
>not at the job
>not at the gym
>not at hobbies

>>518527433 (OP)
Why would you ever want to fuck HR?
The moment you break up she will find a way to fire you. Retard.
HR Women are unweddable and should be avoided at all costs. Any woman that works in HR is a untouchable corporate cretin.

>>518537389
Church and if you don't go to Church than do shit outside and meet women at social places. Any woman that has a career is basically desolate unless she is trying to get out of it to be a wife/mother.

>>518537548
I do shit outside. Mostly long bicycling trips. And I don’t want to go to social places. Why cannot women come to my kickboxing gym while I’m sparring?

>>518533134
Yeah its a fucked world out there. Its vitally important to read people for crazy shit like that

>>518527433 (OP)
That's not harassment or illegal.
It's only harassment of it's repeated.

>>518533043
Your wife is still a virgin? Um, have sex, incel.

>>518538128
Pretty sure it implies she's only ever had sex with him

>>518533134
I had a coworker that I stopped in the hall to ask on a date before my two weeks were up. When she was retelling it I "cornered" her. Love from Kazakhstan.

>>518531851
>nothing to offer
every man has a dick and balls
bitches love dick, protestations to the contrary notwithstanding

>>518527690
God, this takes me back.

>>518527433 (OP)
Shouldn't have responded.

>Understand and sorry
Whoa! You just gave her the ick boy.

>>518527650
You can do it if you're attractive. If you're not attractive, you get fired. Anyone who says this is likely unattractive and know they couldn't pull it off.

>>518540156
This or just give her the thumbs up emoji at most.

>>518529578
no it's common knowledge all over the world

>>518527433 (OP)
you're likely an obese goblin. thats what you get for thinking any woman would be interested in you romantically or sexually.

>>518527433 (OP)
Has Sweden no workers rights? If you got fired due to rejecting her advances it's grounds for unfair dismissal.

>>518527433 (OP)
>Texting a coworker if she wants to go out to dinner
Unless she was hitting on you that's retarded.

>please don't call or text me unless it's about work
Oof