Thread 518576912

THIS IS THE FUCKING END!!!!

> negative 29% in 4 hours
da fuck is happening?

>>518576912 (OP)
memeflag
>>518577011
>all right Ezra, remember what the sargeant said, use an anime meme to make them believe youre one of them.

i knew this was a psyop

>>518577147
Trump is in a micro peen measuring content with Xi Jinping.

>>518577011
is this how jews look under their meatsuits=?

>>518576912 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1m6e3AV83XFU

>>518577359
i like

>>518576912 (OP)
btc hit 102k then they halted the exchanges I guess, whose limit orders actually filled? did you get fucked fellow traders? I sure got halted on mine.

>>518577194
Sad cunt

>>518576912 (OP)
So who the fuck was this in pic related?

>>518577634
>they halted the exchanges
uhhh

>>518577619
Gunslinger is probably the most requested song from brazillians fans of Avengend sevenfold, sadly all of their songs are too high for me.

https://voca.ro/1mFfOtTL7Rcz

>>518577905
Their bass player? Johnny Christ.

>physical thing happens
>digital currency crashes

why lol

>>518576912 (OP)
There aren't enough pink wojaks on /biz/ yet. They haven't pinned the suicide hotline number on the crypto subreddits yet. It's not time to buy, yet.

>>518577634
>>518577795
They need to investigate this jewishness but won't

>>518576912 (OP)
Wait bitcoin is $112k? Last time I heard about it, it was 70k or something

>>518577300
Maybe if burger and chinky tech combine they can determine which is smaller

It never crashes. Nothing ever crashes. Tariffs have been in place, productivity has gone down, and the market truly never corrects. AI does not have any way to generate enough revenue to cover operating costs, and AI companies will keep growing at exponential pace for no reason. There is no real use case for crypto either. This is just the new market where nothing makes sense and its here to stay forever.

>>518576912 (OP)
I’M GAYYYY!

>>518578220
Chinky and dinky, both smaller than their pinky.

>>518576912 (OP)
RUH ROH

>>518577756
>but but btc is decentralized
>it’s currency for the people
This is further proof this is just a Ponzi scheme, wealthy still own the means to control the price,etc

>>518576912 (OP)
Poor crypto investors

>>518578550
The liquidity providers are being jews it's only fiat to BTC problems.

BTC is still working like nothing happened, but someone just pulled some shit in the fiat trading space.

Power goes out in Ukraine and the whole market tanks.

shit and I recently got into bitcoin, $800 dollars at least
oh well at least I put most of my savings to fidelity

>>518578827
Great image.

>>518576912 (OP)
>BNB
What kind of chinese accounting tricks are keeping this afloat?

>>518576912 (OP)
And when Trump reaches an agreement with Xi the markets will moon again.

>>518576912 (OP)
Relax.

>>518576912 (OP)
>doge and pepe appear on the graph of the biggest coins
thats when you know this is a joke or the one that made the graph made it in extreme bad faith

>>518577147
I dunno if you saw the news, but Trump just declared total economic war on China

Buy le dip le epik ledditorbros.

>>518579209
>its happening
hahahah what a time to be a poorfag!!!

>>518579117
>President Moon
>the moon rises in the East

>>518579297
oh, nice, please kill maduro we need cheap vuvuzelan bunda sex slaves

>>518577147
It's called a correction.
Your speculation games have gotten out of control.

>>518576912 (OP)
kek i cant believe so many fags fell for something ZOG controls. why not just buy silver? it's not too late. i did 5 years ago and it's doubled it's worth. samsung also has a new car battery for EVS that gets 900 miles on a 15 minute charge, and it's made of silver.
it's not too late. you'll look back and remember when silver was under 100 an ounce and kick yourself for not stacking for decades.

>>518578744
>but someone just pulled some shit in the fiat trading space.
and you keep shilling your shitcoin while this is happening. lmao fucking cucks you need new hole in your head

>>518576912 (OP)
Alhamdulilah

>>518576912 (OP)
Nice, I've been waiting to buy again for couple of months now.

>>518576912 (OP)

If they keep doing these huge rapid pump & dumps they're gonna kill their own cash cow like the Chinese do.

Every dump burns thousands more people; turning them into permanent anti-Bitcoin proselytizers, and strengthens the impression that Bitcoin is becoming game-able funny money and losing its ability to be a resilient store of value.

>>518577756
probably Drumph

>>518578550
Eh, more of a pyramid scheme, bring more people in to raise the value of a scheme. A ponzi scheme is by definition centralized, you take money from new investors to pay old investors while promising new investors similar returns to what old investors are getting. It requires a specific individual or group to transfer the money under the guise of investing it.

>>518577344
yes, but no one will believe you.

>>518576912 (OP)
God I hope it's actually happening. I hope the stock market crashes and I hope for world war 3.

>>518577147
did you not notice that it also shot to ATH two days ago?
what is wrong with normalfags

>>518584312
When it crash before it wasn't quick. It started in 2007 and dragged on until 2011.

>>518576912 (OP)
phew, thank god I sold

>>518576912 (OP)
How does this affect me personally?

>>518577795
>>518577634
>>518578117
Its actually just a technical bottleneck. Or so they claim. So... frequency of trading is higher because there is a panic... and the database servers get overwhelmed... trades fail to execute, higher error rates in the api. Which means they need to halt the exchange so people don't get pissed.

When it happened during the 2021 crash I was really pissed. I was trying to sell for a profit and could not due to failures in the api.

>>518580169
???

ESL jeet

>>518576912 (OP)
.>let's centralize and speculate the currency which only use is being decentralized, what could go wrong?

>>518585153
this post is full of jargon used incorrectly and meaningless nonsense btw for any lurkers out there, guarantee this guy is poor

>>518585489
The president of USA did insider trading after buying 20 billion worth of Argentina pesos...

We're reaching peak clown world.

The exchange's excuse is probably similar to what >>518585153 is saying, but it's all jewish nonsense.

>>518585606
Woho that saves argentina may kill trump though

>>518585448
Because it's illegal to trade without (((money licenses)))

>>518576912 (OP)
Knock knock

Who's there?

Hedge

Hedge? Tf? Hedge who?

Hedge against INFLATION

I just dropped $10k on bitcoin

>>518585709
Bailed out Argentina while Argentina sells crops to China.
Bailed out the U.S. farmers while they sit around doing nothing.

Insider trades the markets while TACOing tariffs again.

>art of the deal

>>518585917
>had to multiply by 10 billion to make the bars visible

>>518585489
>503 server unavailable

>>518577011
moshi, using the same 3 gifs makes you easily identifiable

>>518576912 (OP)
biz board is where people cry about magic poo money

>>518577756
they are stomping out stop losses so they can grab at under 120k knowing price is going to bounce back up to above 125k

>>518585917
Incel Math Exam

The stock market is dippng. People are selling crypto to reinvest when the market is down. Literally nothing to worry about.

>>518586523
you can't read the chart?
you're a goy

>>518577147
China happened. It’s rug pull time. And guess what, cryptofags? Ain’t nobody gonna suspend trading or close the market for the day. I respect the cryptofags who accepted this risk and had realistic expectations, but all you tards shilling shitcoins kinda’ had it coming.

>>518576912 (OP)

No one wants Slave Coin... Why?

>
Coinfags on suicide watch

>>518578550
>This is further proof this is just a Ponzi scheme, wealthy still own the means to control the price,etc

Anon, the point of the BTC network is that no one can stop your transaction and you can send to anyone and receive from anyone. That is what makes it so powerful. People gambling and hoarding and doing whatever with the currency doesn't at all impact the main feature of the network.

>>518577147
Mining being shut down therefore crypto will no longer "work".
I warned you.
Many times
>inb4source

>>518590199
I voted for armageddon, anon. Wake me up when the markets are down 50%

>>518576912 (OP)
NOOO!!! NOT BACK TO $100,000!!!

>>518577147
Some of the lesser known shit coins went -60% in twenty minutes
Some of the major names were -40% in the first thirty minutes
ADA was holding out well at first. Only -22% in the first hour. Then it tanked another -25% the second hour.
Shits not normal. Jews on a money grab crashing the market and filling their pockets on another rug pull.

>>518591291
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>>518591291
they have wifi in jail? don't they do random searches, how do you hide your smart phone in your butt?

>>518576912 (OP)
Personally I think the market is too bullish to accept a dip. Nothing short of a nuclear bomb will slow the green line.

They keep trying because they have to. The dollar is losing value and petroleum is tied to the dollar.

>>518592213
Cell phone with cell service
Don’t need WiFi
You’d be surprised at how many inmates have cell phones smuggled in. It’s usually paid off guards getting them in.

>>518590199
Nine Iron dubbs ch3ck3d

>>518576912 (OP)
First time?

>>518576912 (OP)

>oh noes this completely worthless, nonexistent "currency" bubble is finally bursting like everyone who isn't financially retarded knew it would!

>>518576912 (OP)
Does anyone even know what Bitcoin actually is?

>>518594575
it's the end of the game. you don't have to play anymore. i'm taking over. i'm going to use all my powers. i'm going to use my powers to take over the entire planet.

>>518576912 (OP)
Some rich faggots are moving money around. Buy the dip.