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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>518586154 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

>>518586154 (OP)
happy 300 episodes and kill all niggers

>>518586154 (OP)
ty baker. dan starts the show by shilling merch. fuck you, dan

Lynching 300 niggers to celebrate!!!

i denounce the talmud cunt

Damn. That shooting at the end of last week was a kid and he died. Killed by another kid apparently. Niggas is wilding.

>>518586422
>Good. That shooting at the end of last week was a kid and he died. Nigged by another nig apparently. Niggers is wilding.

fixed

>>518586154 (OP)
Kill all cops.

>>518586577
Thank you, Papa Joe

300th episode tomorrow night

Hello everybody!

>>518586154 (OP)
They're looking darker and darker every month.
This is now a /CPD/ thread

i wonder what dan's favorite moments from the first 298 episodes will be compared to our favorite moments.

Race mixing is beautiful

>>518587381
I have seen better than that one

>>518586154 (OP)
Thank you Portland Andy!

>>518587508
Britanny is probably the top 1% of mutts

>>518586154 (OP)
I haven't been able to catch a Live PD in a while. Do you think the quality has gone uphill or down recently?

>>518587584
Agreed

>>518587659
quality has been up over the last couple weeks but it had been pretty bad so that's not sayin much

>>518587659
>I haven't been able to catch a Live PD in a while.
no shit the name changed on June 8, 2022

>kike controlled hence
>downhill

>>518588030
Dan has always been in charge of the show you daft cunt.

Bingo!1!!

holy shit these dudes are wasted

>>518589026
>assuming you're a tard now

>>518589362
I wish I was retarded.

This better be good.

>>518589644
i wish i was too more and more lately

>>518586154 (OP)
The room I've been watching with is full of glowniggers, what should I do?

>>518589692
that's what weed and liquor are for

>>518589723
Leave here and go someplace safer.

>>518589362
Means a lot from an inbred abo

>>518589681
>This better be good.

>>518589767
You want me to leave this thread? Fuck off glowing faggot.

>>518589644
>>518589692
The endless snackies and pancakes are great

>>518589723
>>518589767
>>518589964
kek

>>518589644
>I wish I was
It's "I wish I were," retard.

We are live, and it's Vest Night!

WE ARE LIVE

>>518590108
I've been 'tardmaxxing and it's starting to work.

>>518590177
Blessed

WHAT DEY DID

Gotta code switch

is this a psych ward outfit or something

She is wearing paper clothes.

Hey does anyone know about that NYE episode where the officer

Anyone think Trump should come on... It would send ratings through the roof!!!!!!

Morning frens

>schizo nigger bitch
ok, off to a half decent start

>>518590177
>tardmaxxing
Based

>>518590136
>>518590140
Good evening gentlemen of fine tastes

>>518590263
She's a healthcare worker.

Happy 300, I guess.

>>518590177
Checked, I've been pulling for you all along. I know you can do it.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>518590329
hey upside down fren

>>518590177
It's cool scro. My ex wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.

>>518590329

Evenin' Bruce

Why did Dan's people kill our Lord and Savior?

>>518590428
hey piss fetish anon

>>518590368
Listen here Jack, I’m gonna set you straight. I’ll say this only once so listen up fat. Back in my day we didn’t call it Covid whatever, we called it the “Shanghai Shivers”. Okay here’s the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the “Shanghai Shivers” one year, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, “It ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That’s how I know you are full of shit. I’d punch your daughter in the mouth.

>>518590460
Hello

>>518590361
I just want someone to make me some pancakes.

>>518590590
Me too, fren

>>518590346
>she's got schizophrenia

>>518590590
That's a handsome cat.

Why do they REALLY touch the back of the car when they approach?

>>518590480
Art

>>518590480

Truly our greatest and most eloquent leader.

>that's the girls car
>OFFICE THAT METH AINT MINE
kek

mace and taze this drugfuck

>>518590804

I thought it was to leave a greasy fingerprint in case the car runs

They interrupted a peak meth high

>>518590804
To claim it.

>>518590882
They should dose him with some narcan too, for good measure.

officer mombutt alert

>>518590906
for the amazon lady

Officer Zogman-spice!

Love this saucy bong

It PISSES me off that zog has no ass

>baptist
nice tag

>You're in my floorboards.
The voices are back.

>>518590978

Doesn't matter... You know she's into kinky shit

Probably likes being slapped around

>>518590992
>>baptist

>>518586154 (OP)
Dan NEVER delivers, so of course the first "surprise" is merch he can shill - "300" tee shirts.

The real surprises would be obvious:
-extra hour or more
-new high-action counties
-follow-up info about perps to tell us if the justice system is working
-a greatest hotties of OPL nude calendar

They are hiring the British to enforce laws in Tennessee so that they will feel no sympathy for the locals.

Dan should cover this, but won't.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-fatally-shot-outside-petsmart-after-dispute-over-not-saying-thank-you-officials

Anons, what would you do if a stacked qt with a British accent pulled you over? I would probably attempt awkward small talk to keep the stop going and eventually spill my spaghetti till she says she has to go

>>518591068
she could arrest me

Car full of drugs

>>518591030
>-a greatest hotties of OPL nude calendar
Why do we need that? Zendejas already had an only fans.

>what were you doing in Ukraine?
FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOMS YOU WHORE

>partner lady cop is tired of the diva Brit cunt
Would

>>518591030
how about stop using all the euphemisms like
>youths
>juveniles
>future astronauts
>joggers

naming things the way they are should be fun

>>518590804
I have heard a few things. Leave a fingerprint in case for evidence later

check if someone might be in trunk trying to get out

>>518591135
Cool it with the racist anti-semitism anon

that meth faggot is infuriating

>>518590934
bitch has the weirdest accent.

OFFICER THE METH THAT WAS IN MY CRACK IS NOT MINE

>>518591068
>They are hiring the British to enforce laws in Tennessee so that they will feel no sympathy for the locals.
I guess they got tired of not enforcing laws in Britain.

british cop lady looks like angela white

i hope dan gets stabbed 300 times by a feral hobo

>>518591030
>-follow-up info about perps to tell us if the justice system is working
They should do this, would give them an excuse to do a quick rerun of the arrest and talk about what happened to the criminal. Good for all those times when fucking nothing is going on

>>518591253
I bet she's resoundingly mid without makeup

>>518591094
Not a fan of chicks with those panted on, thick eyebrows or british accents.

CHIMPOUT

chimpout incoming?

>>518587968
Dan wears Chucks
>Hello, fellow normal Americans

>>518589767
heh

A nice day to start again, a nice day for a black wedding.

>>518591526
>>518591531
>baited

>>518591531
fuuuuuuuck, it's a past episode
Dan is fucking with us

lol niggers

>>518591624
srsly fuck dan

>>518591526
>>518591531
>they don't remember S1E08
plebs

Okay if these weren’t her fellow niggers she 100% would have tased instead of being a pussy

Dan is so worthless

>>518591135
Good idea. But they don't even share the perp descriptions when they're searching for one. Only time we hear it is if the show's mics catch the cops saying Bravo Mike.

Sheriff Alex Jones

he loves the police

>>518591546

They’re those idiotic chuck taylor 70s that have more padding. Nike fucking ruined those shoes. I don’t know how a shoe made of canvas and rubber can cost 70 bucks and still disintegrate after a year.

>Do you know why I pulled you over tonight?
>Ok, you were doing 63 in a 65
>This road is 75 MINIMUM for safety

>>518591789
he is actually a good cop and it pains me to say that

>>518591855
why?

>holy shit shut the fuck up nigger
finally, someone said it

>>518591855
small town cops are the only ones worth a shit

>>518591902
he dindu nuffin, it's the adhd

nigger said the AV hospital

>>518591830
nigger was about to start softshoeing

was chief taylor just mocking niggerbabble??

officer zogman has a serious fupa

>>518591946
a man can only take so much shuck and/or jive

>>518591855
Checked. If more cops were like him people wouldn't hate them so much.

>>518591830
VLC link?

this buck seems a bit zesty

Dan should hire these guys as correspondents. They can enter the high crime areas, blend in, and tell us what's going on.

>>518592124
dan should just pay young black men to commit low level crimes to create content for the show

>>518592195
consider who brought them here
that was no mistake

>>518592195
>fuck you, Lincoln

>>518592220
his tribe pretty much does that already

>they got a gun, but everybody does out here
seriously considering moving to Texas

>>518592343
Most of the south is like that. I saw a dude open carrying a pistol on a motorcycle yesterday. It looked pretty bad ass

>>518592390
it takes the cops like 15 minutes to respond to 911 calls in most of these jurisdictions anyway

>>518592410
Saw some dude open carrying and some nigger snuck up behind him and stole the gun then killed him.
Be careful, anons. Always be aware of your surroundings and NEVER RELAX

>>518592124
Kinda like Regg
https://youtu.be/E3t1FL_r-3U?t=9470

>>518592428

Nye county was bad. I think it’s one of the biggest counties in the country,

>>518592487
>>518592410
yeah do not ever open carry. it's stupid. that happened where i live recently as well, some guy was open carrying a pistol and a tweaker snuck up on him, took it, and blew his head off.

>>518592289
kek so true

>>518592487
Ya, open carrying a gun is like wearing expensive jewelry if you are too relaxed

D.L Hughley's a cop now?

Where is the office in need of assistance who wasn't answering calls...?

It's the baseball cap police.

this merch looks like shit

>>518592688
Nigga accidentally pressed the emergency button oh his radio and never 10-4 that he was ok

>>518592688
he hit his emergency button on accident

>>518592851
i bought the opl hoodie a few months back and its okay quality

>>518592851

It really does. It probably looks atrocious in person. In this day and age there are hundreds of options for quality, custom shirts at very competitive prices.

Damn Kodak Black cleaned and up got off drugs is now working for Clayton county…

>>518592851
it was sewn by the youngest cambodian child slaves money can buy

>cognac
>weed
>molly
party time

those cops should be allowed to fuck the rookie with thier BBCs for that

>Remy Martin
>weed
>molly
damn, he was about to have a good night

>>518592992

You’re free to go! Stay outta trouble you crazy kids!

>>518592904
If you were /ourtard/ it would have been free. Your wrangler needs to step it up.

>>518592904
it should include a get out of jail free pass should you ever get arrested by mr reddit in daytona

>>518592492
Interesting. I didn't know about him. But Im not signing in to YT to watch.

>>518593036
gonna shoot my shot bros

>>518592851
Yeah the graphic is that cheap shit that starts cracking and detaching after washing the shirt a few times

>>518593024
alcohol and MDMA is a waste of MDMA but MDMA + weed is a good time

>>518593062
I love that picture.

>>518593120
Regg was epic during the Summer of Love. He was /ournog/.

>>518592659
same thought. it's fun to watch these scenes and spot when it's the stunt double not Arnold.

officer buckwheat

>>518592992
>>518593024
I remember back in 2005 when niggers didn’t know what Molly was and they thought ecstasy only came in pill form called triple stacks and Molly was literally pure mdma powder not mixed with other shit that looked like glass shards and costed $100 a gram.. Then around 2010 it got popular with rappers.

>he's cooked
ong

TAZE TAZE TAZE

>>518592992
They are right about cognac. It rules.

STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE
TASER TASER TASER

Fuck you, Dan. Shit's about to pop off a little bit with a non compliant BF and he goes to break.

>break right as the truck is pulling up

i hope someone sticks a broom up dan's asshole

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

JFC drag her ass out by the hair

i pay for peacock and watch this on the reelz channel but you niggas are usually like 1 minute ahead anyway for some reason

>gotta get in a break
FUCK YOU DAN YOU FUCK

He told her 9 times. If he at done 10 it would have counted on bingho.

>>518593317
He's on delay so prob something spicy did happen

i like this officer harper guy because he clearly has major nigger fatigue

>>518593193

I’ve only drank. Is weed and or mdma even worth trying?

>>518593376
lol

>>518593329
On the stream, if you open it in PiP, you can skip ahead like 30 seconds. According to that, I'm about 6 seconds behind. But considering this thread, I'm around the same time as everyone else.

>>518593389
mdma is probably the best drug BUT you should only do it a few times a year because it fucks your brain up and tolerance goes up fast.

>>518593389
weed is awesome. but i'm straight edge now. never tried edibles.

>>518593389
no unless you know someone
street weed is covered in insecticide and mold and street mdma is full of piperazines and whatever other shit

>>518593329
thats normal for anything streaming. sports games on broadcast tv are slightly faster than cable/sat too but only a few seconds rather than a min

>>518593389
No

>>518593329
have you watched any of the SNL documentaries on Peacock? Thinking about trying it to watch them

>Any comfy streams?

Haven’t been in a live pd thread since 2020. The kino during commercial breaks. Tiny Hitler kabooloo or whoever the fuck in the chat. The obnoxiously loud clip of the dude yelling nigger at top volume. 600 pound life immediately after the stream.

>>518593389
No and no.

>>518593484

One of my friends, who is a medical doc, suggested my friends and I take mushrooms on a friends trip years ago. I didn’t because I think I;d be one of those guys to cut his own throat open.

>>518593433
skipped so far ahead its lagging now

>>518593389
I wouldn’t fuck with most street drugs now because I am old fag now before fent became a thing but if you get some real MDMA anymore absolutely… I’ve eaten a ton of MDMA and while you’re rolling and listening to music the music literally becomes alive and if you get to fuck while rolling you can fuck for hours

>>518593533
i havent because i dont really care about SNL but peacock has a lot of true crime stuff if you find that interesting

>>518593389
if you're over 30 just do mushrooms

>>518593588
I didn't like shrooms

>>518593320
All right, seeing this guys post always makes the night feel complete!

>>518593588
I did mountains of acid in highschool but everyone I knew who did shrooms either puked or went insane so never tried them

damn, she got out

>>518593389
No. They're lame. LSD is awesome though.

What do you know it's a nigger

he's a wrangler

>>518593626

Everyone that I know who has taken shrooms has had nothing but good things to say. I’ve heard the experience is highly subject to your company and surroundings.

>>518593698
What is this dumb bitch doing?

>>518593618
aight. the docs are about old school SNL when it was good but i get it.

>you stop for frogs
>but you don't stop for redlights

>>518593748
womens cars are always full to the brim with shit so she's taking it all out before it gets towed

this cop is relaxing a little bit too much letting that fat nigger rummage around in her car while he talks to the camera

Did he even give her a ticket for running the red? Unless it's accidental, I believe that offense deserves very harsh consequences.

>>518593588
>>518593619
>>518593626
Out of everything I hated mushrooms the most, I did acid one time and never again. Mushrooms can be fun if you have a good trip but if it turns into a bad trip it’s the worst thing ever. That’s why I hate hallucinations it can go either way and if you’re having a bad trip you know you have to wait it out and watching a clock minutes feel like hours.

>>518593756
SNL was never good there existed small windows in time where 3 out of 6 or so sketches were really good but everytime that happened those comedians were immediately hired away to do movies

>>518593812
What a slob. But I've seen men's cars that are just as bad.

>>518593812
What's the deal with these people demanding a badge number? Are they just trying to exercise whatever minuscule amount of power they have? I think she was actually upset when he just rattled off his name and badge number because she had nothing to argue about after that.

There's my lady! Red leather pants brunette! Would marry.

>>518593844
No, she probably was cute and adjusted her shirt to show some cleavage

>>518593855
Early 90’s SNL was peak SNL

>>518593855
Incorrect. It was very very good at times. Peak was Farley of course. Then it became literally gay, unfunny, and pure propaganda.

earlier today i tried to go back and find the cop sniffing this lady's period piss cup but the ssd it was on crashed earlier this year. rip

>>518593880
niggers have to be in charge in every single interaction ever so they think asking for the numbers and threatening to call a lawyer is a checkmate when in reality cops hear that 10000x a day

>wow those were amazing moments
>yeah and theres a lot more coming...

these flashbacks are going to be the most entertaining part of the show

How do cops tell the difference between street weed and legal gas station weed?

>>518593880
They have niggers being nigger classes in middle and high school school where some old nigger social worker/activist comes into school and they do a presentation on how to tell you how to interact with police where they tell you to ask for the officers card (when they still carried them) badge number and ask for a supervisor during a traffic stop. On paper and the world of academia it works but in real life it’s just throwing gas on a fire and only makes the situation worse.

>>518593880
I think one jogger learned to ask for a badge number by watching YouTube or something, or some dumb influencer, and then they all started parroting "what's your name and badge number" over and over, the way they are wont to do. The same way they repeat "I dindu nuffin". Really has no meaning; they just say it as part of their m.o. of being cussed and uncooperative.

>>518594080
There is no most entertaining part of this show.

>>518593925
This. Chris Farley and David Spade. Phil Hartman. Etc. Was legit funny back then.

>>518594106
Anymore they can’t since dude weed with cbd “flower” has made it virtually indistinguishable for small amounts they don’t even give a fuck anymore.

oh man but I guess there's worse than a methlet

I
...
WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT

sheeeeeeeiiiiit

the fuk did lil timmy do this time

How is this mouthy perp not detained in cuffs?

>>518593630
Have a nice weekend anon!

do you probable cause shit bro

>>518594304
What in the fuck does that even mean?

>>518594304
Harvard Law School will make him their new dean

>>518594272
You too, fren.
By the by, are you the Nye County poster as well?

taze this nigger just for kicks. gotdamn

>>518594382
He's probably Stella.

>>518593925
Am I retarded for thinking it peaked with Chevy or Norm?

dan is going to daytona bikeweek.

>>518593940
>good at times
that's exactly what I said
even with Farley/hartman there was still 5 or so cringe sketches of whatever female actress hosting the show and the next good group was Bill Hader/Sambergjew

>>518594498
what a fucking faggot

>We have an announcement. I'll give you a clue... it involves me and a field trip
Fuck are we getting On Patrol Gaza?

>>518594498
Dan's degree of self esteem is inversely proportional to his worthiness of esteem.

>>518594451
Norm was the best but Chevy Chase was mid.
I could watch The Californians sketches all day though...I think that was around 2010ish?

>>518594536
heh

>>518594453
vg guess

>>518594564
Whats Norm up to these days? I know Chevy is a total asshole.

>>518594564
>Chevy Chase was mid
cracka wut

>>518594632
Anon…

>>518594472
Stefan was always funny. Bill Hader was great.
I also liked the Barry Gibb Talk Show that Fallon and Justin Timberlake would do. I think that was the last time SNL was actually funny.

>>518594632
>Whats Norm up to these days?
he fought cancer to a draw.

>>518594451
Norm was in the 90’s, Chevy was like 70’s and 80’s… 90’s had Farley, Sandler, Spade, Norm, Rock, Hartmann and more. The 90’s SNL was GOAT and produced most comedy stuff for 10 years, it was also when absolutely nobody gave a fuck about political correctness and most of those sketches are still the most popular.

>>518594632
Well he's really far up these days

>>518594697
What a tough ol' lump of coal

>>518594632
Come on, man. You know what happened to Norm :(

>>518594693
Yeah Im not into Fallon at all but his impersonations are insanely good. That BG Talk Show is a classic.

YO, WE'RE BACK IN NYE

>>518594744
dan probably negotiated a bonus for wearing chaps. hes no better than an OF girl

>>518594770
He'd like these jokes being made.

>>518594698
Chevy Chase's shtick was stunts/physical comedy which noone did live back then.
>>518594831
That's his normal clothing he changes into after the show when he heads to the gay bar

He talked smack, but he complied. That's model behavior by comparison.

im gonna be pissed if they dont show the homeowner getting thrown through his window

>>518594799
Same. Though I have to admit, I did laugh at Jarret's Room sketches. They were so fucking stupid.

How is /opl/ celebrating the 300th show of OPL? Whose house are we partying at?

Have we been to Knox county yet?

They're playing memes.

>>518594848
Yeah...you're right.
Miss that guy.

>>518594865
Incorrect again. His attitude and ad libs were what made him famous and the slapstick was top tier but secondary to his personality.

>>518594933
The show's retard mascot will finally receive his last piece of uniform and can pull over vehicles and do arrests during the 300th show

>>518594698
Chevy Chase was only on the first season and part of the second season.

>>518594878
Kek

>>518594947
if this show had balls dan would show a hottest OPL girl montage

but the reality this show is watched mostly by 50 year old women. thats all who showed up to the OPL booth at crimecon.

>>518594947
Probably looks around the room bored while you pound her out with your best

richie is gonna be fucking insufferable.

>>518594632
>Whats Norm up to these days?
relaxing at a farm upstate

dan doesn't eat meat??

>>518595009
Awesome idea. Ride along for him.

>Dan and officer Reddit
Oh boy, I wonder what kind of profound discussions we will witness next week

>>518595034
Nah, that's who showed up to a true crime convention and to simp for Curtis, but plenty of dudes and families watch as well.

>>518595050
This guy is the fucking worst. You just know everyone hated him in high school. And currently, too.

new bread >>518595112
>>518595112

>>518594632

Someone wrote a catalog of all the high profile people Chevy pissed off over the years. I was laughing out loud reading it. He’s such a cartoonishly huge asshole. At some point, Howard Stern and Richard Beltzer were prank calling him at 3am lol

>>518595009
>We are Sean Patrol... Live!
fuckin kino, put him with giga nigga

>>518586154 (OP)
>>518586154 (OP)
>>518586154 (OP)
Reminder that the "no tail" posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize furfag degeneracy across the board.
You're welcome.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990

Of course Dans a vegan
When in Rome Dan eat da gator

>>518595089
Well...

dan's redemption arc: he goes for a ride along and sees how bad the nigger problem actually is. he decides to quit his local synagogue and dedicates his life to fixing what is actually wrong with american crime, niggers.

>>518595089
Explains why he looks like he has AIDS.

>>518594994
>incorrect
nope he introduced each of the first few shows with a pratfall he was hired for that and writing for national lampoon

>>518594933
They said 300th show, then 300th weekend

ha ha driving with no lights funny

>>518594255
>theo von's 2nd cousin

>>518595634
Very possible