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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>518595112 (OP)
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>>518595112 (OP)
digits and dan unfortunately doesnt survive his ridealong with officer reddit

>>518595112 (OP)
I

>bravo mike
>multicolored shirt
>jumped over a fence

Have they shown that guest viewer ride along yet?

>>518595218

Dan would be goosestepping pack into the studio after a ride along.

Frog status: braked

I LIVE IN DAYTONA BEACH AND I WILL SHOUT REDDIT JEW AT THE RICHIE DAN CREW!
REDDIT JEWWWWWWWWW

No tail lights usually means DRLs are on instead of headlights.

>>518595268
what a letdown. shocker that the kamala supporter was boring and contributed nothing.

Hazen has like the most dangerous job there is migrant truckers flying past him at max speed

>>518595311
typical 70IQ driver sign
plenty of them around Baltimore where I lice

He's seriously such a good cop. I love this guy

>>518595311
You called it

>>518595311
Why the fuck does my car turn on the tail lights when I turn on the daytime running lights? Its fucking bullshit.

>>518595299
keep us updated

I complained about this exact same issue earlier on /pol/ about bright car lights at night and I said specifically about this issue is people with modern cars with automatic car lights are completely oblivious and retarded to where they no longer know how to operate their headlights and either are driving with their headlights off or driving with their headlights on high beams on and everyone has forgotten how to operate their headlights.

>>518595457
>Blinded the SHIT outta me

>big beaver creek
>critter pond road

>Big beaver creek
>Critter pond road

>>518595311
What's even the point of DRLs?

incoming dog sniffing around for an hour

>>518595500
>based miata boomer

>>518595500
Checked

>>518595517
I believe the purpose is to make the vehicle more visible in the daylight.

>>518595517
I think its good for the autumn season when the sun is low around the afternoon

>>518595517
Supposedly for safety. It wasn't a requirement until the late 90s or early 2000s

>>518595517
people can see you coming clearer because lights even when your car is gray/black/white and blends in with the surroundings

Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.

>>518595517
to sell more fully enclosed lights that cost $300+

>>518595622
>>518595650
>>518595653
>>518595682
I don't see what the benefit is, having your lights on isn't going to make you invisible during the day

>>518595517
People with DRLs on are less likely to get into a accident due to higher visibility.

>>518595682
White cars are the most safe color of cars on the road in all driving conditions because of their visibility.

>>518595457
There's some stupid electric car, not a tesla, that has the headlights insanely bright and raised to high it immediately blinds you if it's oncoming too.

>big pharma commercial
>boomers dancing
every fucking time

>>518595795
Except in the snow right?

>>518595622

That’s it.

>>518595712
My man.
Always comes through.

>>518595622
Insurance judaism.
See the reason every worker on earth has to be clad head to toe in neon bullshit and headlights on in the middle of a summer day is because a jew somewhere in charge of a global insurance company forces this on governments

>>518595965
You are a fucking retard.

>>518595517
To police driving more, it's the same bullshit like mandatory front license plates.

>>518595823
I live in the mountain region and all these new cars are incredibly frustrating because the way their headlights are tilted makes them shine in your eyes going up or down a hill/incline to where they shine directly in your eyes. Car makers think everyone lives in fucking Florida or the Midwest flat landers where cars are driving on level roads for as far as the eye can see and don’t take elevation into account

>>518595740
I'm happy other drivers have them. Like when I'm trying to pull out with reduced visibility and there are people speeding, so to pull out, you have to look both ways real quick then go. It's easier to see a car with DRLs than a car the color of asphalt speeding with no lights which can be right where you're turning in to in no time. Also when tired or when my brain just takes a shit. I waited for a stop sign to turn green one time.

>>518595965

My fucking insurance went up AGAIN. I have had no accidents, tickets, or claims since I’ve been with this company and it’s been ten years. I even drive the same car. Fuck.

stop laughing about driving without lights you stupid obese whores

>what's the difference between "on" and "auto"
sweet fucking Jesus, we let these creatures vote

They want Alex Jones

I started taking bee pollen and beet root supplements this week

fuck they're gonna merge onto the interstate at 5mph

>>518596208
Any positive results?

Bradley Taylor needs his own show

>>518596007
Nope they did a study where DRL reduced crashes by 5% and then insurance companies made this mandatory in shitty countries like my own and Europe.
In the US you likely get a discount if your car them automatically like teslas and shit

>>518596179
Eh I don’t blame them people try to get as much simple joys or laughs as they can out of this shitty life.

>>518596251
Other than shooting bigger loads? No

>>518596190
these mutts have as many rights and probably more than you do. being american is a joke now

>>518596282
Nope, they did a study and found you are retarded. This isn't a discussion.

>>518596088
Same here except car insurance is communist/socialized here there is no competition. California wanted to enact the same thing but sensibly did not

>>518596277
needs to start an audiobook side-hustle
>it were the best'a times, it were the worst'a times

>>518596019
It's not a law in the US, is it?

dan show the deer pit you coward

>>518596087
I meant what's the point of DLRs if you could just have your lights turned on like you would at night

>>518596155
These Chief T simps don't mention that he encourages that. Wants to be besties with every perp - unless they're White

>>518596356
>It's not a law in the US, is it?
Depends on what state, but also give it some time and it will be.

>>518596369
The DRLs don't illuminate the tail lights light the regular headlight settings does. It can be difficult to distinguish between brake lights and tail lights in the daylight.

>>518596369
Probably to save the headlight bulbs undue wear and tear. I've only had one go on my 2013 car, but I change headlight bulbs at least once a year. DRLs are only bright enough to be seen. Headlights are bright enough to light up the road.

>>518595751
what about DSLs?

>>518596341
Nope I'm right and you're seething.
Imagine needing headlights in the middle of the day. You only do if a jew in charge of an insurance company says so much like here and Europe

MY
DOGS
ARE
HONGRY

>>518596602
my car does not have daytime running lights and i turn my lights on everytime i drive. fuckin leafs.

>>518596602
DRL’s here in America are mostly decorative, not full on headlights and don’t use the taillights. It’s only once the sensor detects that it’s dark, very cloudy/raining or you’re in a tunnel or somewhere with low light do they actually turn on the headlights.

4imprint did dan's 300th episode merch

>>518596602
Blaming "the jews" for everything you don't like isn't being "right", it's a sign that you're retarded.

The big surprise Dan promised is that he wants more money.

Nice doggo, smarter than most niggers and more well behaved

>>518596898
>can you explain that? hell no
legend

>>518596898
I have an official OPL stick of butter.

>Dan shilling this garbage

Utterly shameless. But not surprising.

>>518596914
I am shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

>>518596978
kek i was going to type 'dan has no shame' but figured we were all thinking it anyways

Who's long nose?

>300th episode is just shilling merch
>have had almost nothing interesting happen

they're gonna sell at least a dozen of these

This episode fucking sucks Dan, do something.

THAT DOG HAD THE SAME SHOCK COLLAR AS HASANS DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!

>>518597057

They should at least dunk officer Reddit into a tub of cow poo or something

Finished watching Cyberpunk 2077 edge runners today. How's the game?

>>518596861
ah so you are jewish
relax moshe i'm talking about the insurance industry not your diamond business

>>518596976
>I have an official OPL stick of butter.
hey gondola doll anon

>>518597072

Do they come without dyed hair?

Who even buys that overpriced shit merch?

>>518597100
he's showing as many handcuffed wypipos as he can

>>518597170
someone here did in the previous thread
hopefully it comes with a get out of daytona jail free pass should Mr Redditor cop arrest you for not liking his jokes

>>518597170
Well tbf it’s carhartt and not some random wholesaler they bought it from. I think it will probably sell out before midnight lmao

>>518595959
Hope all is well anon

Just tuning in now, anything of note tonight?

I wonder if glowies like the now defunct Cooomunity Relations Service have their fingers in editorial decisions on shows like OPL

>>518597270
>it will probably sell out before midnight
we're fuckin cooked

>>518596976
based gondolafren, I'm glad you're still around

>>518597318
No.

>>518597318
yeah there's been like no spammers except the usual Nevada guy this is prob a first

>>518596976
Gondola mom met her end when the leaf she got intimate with posted her nudes here which were 2/10 but she made some solid gondolas.

>>518597318
Dans gonna ride along with officer Reddit next week

>>518597072
gotta be Dan's niece

>>518597363
I'm here every weekend for my frens.

FetLife meet up

>wear a speedo
Dan always has to make it uncomfortably gay

>>518597318

Dan selling garments made by Asian children for pennies at 20000% markups.

>>518597318
they played montages of all 15 minutes of good content in the show's history, 300 EPISODES WOO

cat.

HOLY SHIT THIS BITCH IS A FREAK

>>518597482
she has a cat mask kind of perhaps it wants to pee on her to mark its territory

>secret knock

are they 10

Is that a nigger?

>>518597420
she's not nearly fat enough

>knocking the Nickelodeon jingle

Fucking lol

This bitch is foul.

>>518597072
Nose ring. Pass.

Based Nickelodeon knocker

>>518597532
>nick nick nick nick nick nick nick nick
i hate these faggots

>buy a house
>call it a motel
>rent it out to someone
>can kick them out when ever you want
Why aren't jews doing this?

Euthanize them both

>this dude is getting laid
>you're not
grim

>>518597559
some coomer figured out the secret knock and got her to open the door naked

I think I’ve actually stayed several times at this motel in Knoxville like 15 years ago

What's up with towels women hang on their walls. I noticed it on those plapjak memes but it seems to be common. Is it the millennial live laugh love?

>>518597564
She does everything though. Everything.

>>518597584
It’s pajeets doing it. Too small time.

This couple personifies America in 2025. She's constantly spouting victim narratives while he's hateful and dysgenic.

>>518597582
I don't think a 10 year old would remember that old Nick jingle though

A pair of stupid fucking weirdo losers

>>518597582

Nickelodeon!

>>518597676
NICK NA NICK NICK NA NICK NICK NICK, NICKELODEON

>>518597616
He's tall, masculine, and espouses all the right leftist views. Hence, he will get mentally ill leftist cunts like that.

Cookie monster pajamas kids in high school. He was dating sophomores after he dropped out at the age of 19

>>518597654
Some of the people that rent from me hang these strange cloth signs over their walls and usually on overhead lights. It’s fucking weird but they’re paying me $1600 a month for a 2 bedroom apartment so I dgaf.

more like niggerlodeon

>>518597755

What’s Bryce’s secret knock?

>>518597654
>>518597808
when you're too poor for actual art and dont have a family to have pictures of you usually hang towels or flags like that

>>518597616
That's the type of girl where she drugs you and later you wake up transformed into a furry or something

>>518597774
maybe I'm playing it wrong, should probably stop ranting about fiat currency and how fake and gay the holocaust is on the first date

>>518597841
BBC in Morse code

>>518597793
>>518597828

>>518597808

I used to see that in college all the time but that was to diffuse harsh fluorescent ceiling lights.

>>518597876
SHE'S HYPOGLYCEMIC, THAT MEANS SHE COULD DIE

I always love when cunts decide to pull accusations out their ass when they're facing unrelated consequences.
Like bitch if this guy was peeping on you or trick you into opening the door why the fuck didn't you call the cops?
Then that nigger tried to pull the no one like cops bullshit.

>>518597882

Yeah, that’s second date material.

>>518597841
bada da da da... i'm lovin it

he drunk

>>518597984
Passed out at the wheel in West Virginia with Simple Man playing on the car radio

>>518598131
>dos cervezas

>>518598090
>doordash but a stripper brings it to you
there's a million-dollar idea

>simple man blares
kek

AND BE A SIMPLE KIND OF MAAAAAAAAAN

SIMPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
KINDA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

sounds like the cops know him. possible od + stolen truck

That sounds like a great song to die to

>>518597755
Check'd

Keep the Skynyrd playing you bastards

>OD and die while simple man plays
pretty kino way to die tbqh

>overdosed
>stolen vehicle
Just leave him be

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

>>518598239
come on man, Dan ain't paying for the rights to that

This guy is living the dream

>>518598142
This has to be staged

>>518598239
Copyright

wonder what he's dreamin about

>>518598307
Just a normal day in west virginia they have like epic fentanyl problems.
If you end up like this there's a good chance you may wake up a vegetable the junkies here tell me this all the time

yo that nigga dead :/

Leave this man alone, he obviously just bought this clean scooter and the taillights went out on him.

>moped with no insurance vs dude od'ing

fuck off dan

>>518598385
The way they were making a show of looking for narcan instead of retrieving it from the squad car, the skynyrd playing...

>>518598420
some dead junkie would really put a damper on the whole 300 EPISODES gimmick

>>518598385
Not a bad way to go though; listening to Skynyrd and high as fuck.
They only added Wheeling to make white people look bad though.

Damn Narcan saving junkies
KEK
But seriously what a way to go

He’s obviously gonna make it or Dan wouldn’t be showing it… livepd and Dan have been sued too many times after showing black people getting turned into Swiss cheese and people wrecking where they died to risk showing someone that’s about to die.

>>518598387
they brought him back

if he was dead, they wouldnt be showing it

you need oxygen too plus the narcan
kek ambulance taking their time as usual

>>518598239
hell yeah

>>518598576
AND BE A SIMPLLLLLLLLLE
KIND OF MAAAAAAAAN

he prob didn't even want to buy 'down' or opiates/fentanyl and thought it was crack or something since he was driving

>Wish you could apply for a card that won’t ding your credit when declined?
G R I M

>>518598337
Universal healthcare.

BRING BACK THE SEXY GREEN M&M

you now recall deftones covering skynyrd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXGp4wC6Ha0

>>518598534
litigious niggers have ruined everything

>>518598542
i didn't see the responding officer check for a pulse, and he hit his head pretty good before the officer started shaking his head and body. Man's lucky if he doesn't have some spinal damage.

>Overdosed driver crashes a stolen vehicle into a pole while blasting "Simple Man," Narcan administered, put into ambulance on stretcher.
>no points on the Bingo card

great song

oy vey take the bigger dose

>>518598576
Not diverse enuf

Dan won't show the tranny orgy den where the disgusted lady cop started praying

>taking an antidepressant
>still miserable cause you're just a miserable lazy bitch
TAKE AN ANTI-PSYCHOTIC, GOY. THATLL FIX YOU UP, EASY PEASY
Why must we have drugs pushed on us constantly while watching tv

>>518598808
>>no points on the Bingo card
the bingo cards were made before the wheeling era.

See this idiot who crashed into the pole with a stolen veh and OD'd should get the max because that could have easily been some bus full of soccer kids or something he smashed into

>swinging a tennis racket
OH I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

>>518598634
>BE A SHRIMPLLLLLLLLLE
>>518598853
not nearly enough wigs, body fat and STDs in that crowd

>>518598917
that was good shit, I got that webm somewhere. she was horrified into a coma lmao

>be me
>off my meds
>in a parking lot
>see blue eggs floating
>swing a tennis racket at them
>get arrested
>go to the hospital
>get "help"

>>518599075
Don't invoke that guy

blue eggs floatin'

>>518599089
that was in ohio wasn't it
literally a tranny brothel/cult with like chairs set up around a bed and satanic statues

>>518598927
>Why must we have drugs pushed on us constantly while watching tv
so that if any news network tries to expose how bad big pharma is, big pharma can threaten to pull all the money they pay in commercials

Nigger cop stole chicken

>half hour left
>jamal eating wings

i hate you dan

>>518599089
Was that the one in the church?

>>518599089
>that webm

>let niggers be cops
>bribe them with chicken wings
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

trackstar Sheriff, jfc this country is lost. she gave me a wang, she can go

>>518599089
I saw that episode. I'm still confused. And I know I should want to stay that way, but did anything ever come out about their cult or whatever?

>>518599216
she was cuter with the glasses

>>518599185
yes this one >>518599216
the look on her face is priceless

>>518599185
yes

i should post my old webms

are these black cops literally eating fried chicken right now?

>>518599258
yeah they killed Charlie Kirk

nigger policing
nigger justice

>brought to you by wingstop

>>518599311
they were gonna give her a ticket but she waved a chicken wing at the nigger and he forgot all about it

>>518599140
isn't it wild to think how popular southern rock was in 70s california because the population was 80% white and libshits barely existed?

>>518599293
please do, the old webm anons don't come around anymore

>>518599283
That was some spooky shit.
I miss EVERYBODY DAMPRID

>>518599343
good ass wing, but hot as hell bruh

>>518599258
Of course no followup. The trans agenda is being pushed too hard by people who are too powerful to let the truth see the light of day.

>>518599359
Makes me sad
Also the show Hee Haw being on in prime time for years.
A better time...

>>518599258
All I remember is they ran off the Dan shut it down as soon as she said trsnsformers were involved
The praying came after they found some altar with a desecrated bible iirc

It looked like some kind of porn party where they were filming a scene

>>518599359
And that genre of music is still alive and widely consumed by today's Whites but made in Nashville music factories by libs with no soul

>>518599359
that fucking retard ronald reagan destroyed this country and it drives me crazy when people worship him

>>518599441
Shit's still coming out about the zizians. NYT article a week ago even.

>>518599562
why?

>Reminder about the merch
At least Dan doesn't hide who he is. Gotta give him that.

>>518599596
he cleared the way for millions of mexican immigrants to flood the country and change the demographics of the country forever. cali was a red state.

Will Dan get beat up at the biker convention?

>>518599597
Dan will donate 0.05% profits to the black and missing society or something

there's a lot of c7 corvettes in baton rouge.

>cut it off!
>nigga, whatchu doin out here? You in deep!
>You better have some chicken wings in there for me or somethin'!
>Sheeit!

>>518599632
the shekels must flow

>>518599681
He'd say that if true. It's all going to the Abrams Family Foundation for Dan Abrams Enrichment.

>>518599694
Yeah, they don't salt the roads down south

Think about all the hype for this episode and Dan hasn't delivered shit. Like I say, he never delivers. Fool me once, fool me 300 times.

tonight has been horrible

>>518599362
i still come around. i think i was the 2nd webmanon. glad someone else took up the mantle after i stopped making as many.

that car is 175,000 dollarydoos

Why is he putting his top on? Also I would've thought a car that expensive has a motorized top.

>>518599794
>this episode
this is 299, tomorrow will prolly be worse

>>518599694
Probablyy stolen

Ah yes Dan's favorite type of perp: the completely harmless nonviolent White person with a substance abuse problem.

>>518599817
indeed

I missed first shift. Did they announce what became of the vette than ran and wrecked at the end of last week's show?

>>518599866
Seriously though. How do these ppl afford these cars?

Flashback's will be 90% white because Dan
No tranny den of stanism either

If they're going to have an attractive woman do a constipation commercial, isn't it fair to expect video of them shitting? I mean, come on.

>>518599926

Credit.

>>518599839
one of my favorite webms, inspirational

>>518600011
But don't you have to make a certain salary to get approved for a $175K car?

>>518600011
>>518600082
>>518599926
Does anyone have the memes of the Dallas car dealership?

>>518599926
you can get em under $40k now

>>518600082
Second or third owner after massive depreciation. 84 month loan 20% apr and that’s how it goes regularly

>>518600209
tricolor or something?

is this the first arrest of the night aside from the od'ing guy i guess?

>>518600209
>we got sharquisha the car she needed for $209/month and only 37% interest

>>518600249
you got the tree pisser?

>they didnt even get to race
>still getting towed
i'd be mad

AS A YOUNG BLACK AFRICAN BLACK NEGRO AMERICAN YOU GOTTA DO BETTA THAN THAT

>>518600366
look in the mirror, nigga

>>518599481
yeah...think i'm going to spend the night going down rabbit holes of 70's culture/southern cultural influence
Gram Parsons came from my hometown
>>518599549
yeah...i can't stand that plastic shit and how globohomo country music is now
>>518599562
true... we've had no good leaders in modern America...even JFK who gets boosted cos of the JQ did retard stuff like national guard use to force desegregation...i hope they're happy

another OPL coming up next ?!?

>>518600438
re-run, next new one is tomorrow night (episode 300)

>>518600438
Repeat of the same episode. Dunno why they don’t say that more clearly

>>518600438
>another OPL coming up next ?!?
depends how many VB longnecks you had for breakfast.

>>518599899
According to a Reddit post, no, they didn't give an update on the blue vette

At the end of last week's show, there was a report of 20 shots fired
A 17-year old high school student was pronounced dead at a local hospital.
Two juveniles were taken into custody in connection with the shooting this week.
One was charged with armed robbery and first degree murder, and the other with armed robbery, attempted first degree murder, and illegal use of weapons or dangerous instruments.

>>518600565
well its bathurst weekend so alot

>>518600426
Chris Stapleton is really good. But I get the feeling he's another industry insider lib.

>>518600361
cant seem to find it, so unfortunately not.

>something interesting happening for the first time all night
>WE ARE OUT OF TIME
fuck you Dan, you hook-nosed coinclipper

>>518600784
she obviously just wanted to get on camera. attention and drama are their drugs, in addition to literal drugs.

>>518599899
>>518600596
was driven by picrel