Thread 518597063

Australia will save the world.

>>518597063 (OP)
doing a little savey savey?

>>518597063 (OP)
Realistically, launching from the top of Ayers Rock using nuclear powered spaceships is the safest and most logical option.

HEY HEY
IT'S SATDEE

Ay

>>518598071
>1488 resolution
Only just noticed that lmao

>>518598071
Pic related

its fuckn hot

>>518601022
Straylan space agency has trained its first astronaut - a highly qualified lady.

Not sure what rocket she going to ride on? Fireworks is about the limit of Aussie space technology

Live life on the edge, cut down thick gumtree branches with a pole saw while standing on a ladder

>>518597063 (OP)
how is this thread better

I finally got to finger Hex at PAX.

Okay who pulled the fire alarm at PAX?
If it was you, good shit. So many pissed off nerds were in the street.

Abolish Medicare and centerlink.
Kill all the bludgers.

Moving to Australia from the US in one month. What should I do first

>>518597063 (OP)
Praise him, lads

>>518601668
Her double barreled arse went in a pool repeatedly and now she does speaking tours, some astronaut

>>518603714
I like it

>>518603714
This is the MintChip aus/pol/ daycare thread.
12 years old and younger only

>>518597063 (OP)

It's over bros
>Indian Hindu rape rats surpass British as the largest migrant group in Australia

Enjoy the gang rapes and pedophilia- I mean diversity.

>>518597063 (OP)
Cool thread

>>518610012
Problem is cunts hate indians but keep ordering uberjeets and amazon slop

>>518597063 (OP)
I really hope you knobheads make it to space

>>518597063 (OP)
whats worse petrol abos or haka nigs

>>518609473
What is a mint chip thread? What's wrong with mint chipped things? You some sort of dairy intolerable shitskin or something?

>>518597063 (OP)
You AUS cunts should go live on the sun

I've been autistically studying serpent and naga iconography, snake mythos and such following it through history as one does, oddly it has lead me to europe being the cradle of civilization. The vinca culture or their predecessors passed serpent and swastika iconography to the mesopotamians (samarra culture) who became obsessed with it and blended the two together (serpent swastikas) for reasons only speculative. This bowl is a problem. It should not exist. Certified by a museum as being 10k years old from syria, no one in the area produced anything else like this for another 5000 years. The people in syria at the time were the mureybetian culture they didnt have the skill we have their shit its trash. New technology also found homo sapiens in europe had a boomerang and flute 40k years ago, not 30k and not neanderthal.

>>518597063 (OP)
What are you boys up to this weekend? It's such fragrant diaper weather.

>>518610710
>Nazi is jobless ahistorical pseud

Yeah lol

we are family

Based

>>518597063 (OP)
I rember thos were the good times. i slept over mitchells house, it was probably 2002 and his parents let him have a tv in his room! you have no idea how big of a deal with this was. my parents didnt let me do it. it was school holidays and 930pm thursday nights was when big brother uncut and the footy show aired. so we being clever got tucked in and watched big borhter uncut with our fingers on the channel swither to watch the footy show. lol so clever. i remeber seeing that chicks shaved airstip pubes, and mirbais tiny little tits. katrina also had tiny little buzz bites. i had a wank that night. those were the days. my life was so much happier back then. just started hs, i was chatting to a girl. everything was new and exciting. glenmore park was a cool place. I miss it. mitchell is now some computer guy, im a 36yo alcholic living with my parents with diabetes and sleep apneoa.

I had an apartment once, my own apartment. ic ant belive how badly fucked me over

>>518613063
did you masturbate under the blankie together

>>518613525
Well I did, he was asleep. Came on the sheets too because thats my style.

>>518613719
shouldve cummed in his hair for falling asleep, thats what i wouldve done

>>518606784
pack your bags and go home, faggot yank

>Giving the skatepark pedo goon fuel...

Fucking hell.

Niggers

>>518615534
he's just that hardcore and cool, anon

I said niggers

>>518618252
so did 50,000 zoomers on twatter since you posted this
its not 2002 anymore

>>518610120
You realise most of us are scientists, doctors, engineers, programmers & tradies now? Nobody does ubereats anymore except born bred aussies looking to make an extra buck.

This place is so shit now.
The bait is so incredibly weak and uninspired.

>>518612231
I'm not a nazi, or jobless, or a pseud. It is well established that the vinca culture had trade routes into mesopotamia and because of their success as a culture (literally burying people with kilos of ivory) their ideas and iconography spread. That's mainstream belief.

Australia can't even save itself.

>>518598800
>Daryl (((Somers))) (né (((Schulz))))

>>518610710
>cradle of civilization
they had culture, not civilisation

there's a difference

>>518619029
Its easier to just call them scammers then a bunch of fake job titles they pretend to work in

>>518621388
>pretend to work in
racism? yeah you can fuck right off.

>>518621292
You arent up to date. Archaeology is moving quickly we have found vinca sites like belo brdo that show advanced dense urban planning with an emphasis of trade routes in the planning, even having industrial zones, it still isnt fully excavated.

The bait...it's so...weak.

>>518621714
>Vinča-Belo Brdo (Serbian: Bинчa-Бeлo бpдo) is an archaeological site in Vinča, a suburb of Belgrade, Serbia. The tell of Belo Brdo ('White Hill') is almost entirely made up of the remains of human settlement, and was occupied several times from the Early Neolithic (c. 5700 BCE)

Pic related is Gobleki Tepe, which died 2k years before Belo Brdo existed and isn't a civilisation but a culture.

>>518621549
If everyone in the world says the same thing about you its an observation

>>518621939
Yes I know of gobekli tepe, and karahan, sefer, nevali, ive look at all the hd pics etc 28% of animals at gobekli are snakes yes I know but that is not evidence of civilization, that isnt urban planning, whatever that is it has nothing to do with the structure of a society.

>>518622062
Civilisation begins at ceremonial burial.
You have that, you have a society.

>>518622166
In that case Neanderthals beat us by a long shot.

>>518622277
>>518622277
Intentional burial, and ceremonious burial are not the same thing.

>>518597063 (OP)
not a fed here. would you fellas feel safer at night thinking dezi topped himself in a cave or thinking he got away with it? be honest there's no wrong or right answers. we're all fren here. look no image attached.

>>518622838
>IM NOT A FED GUIZ!
I don't give a shit either way.

>>518622375
I am curious why do you draw the line at ceremonial burying? But yes we have multiple sites going back 70k years of what seems to be ceremonial bury plus they kept coming back to the site.

>>518623328
Neanderthal sites that is. Not us.

>>518623364
>>518623328
There is no conclusive evidence of Neanderthal ceremonial burial.
Burial likely occurred for more practical reasons, disease or buried to literally hide the smell, to avoid detection, and marked only for practical reasons.
Ceremonial burial indicates humans developed sophisticated concepts of social order, shared meaning, and the afterlife, which are all hallmarks of advanced civilisation.

>>518623526
Yes there is and the behaviour was widespread over thousands of years, burial with specific implements, returning to give more items, that is reverence of the deceased and ceramonial. What more evidence do you want?

>A veteran Melbourne journalist has revealed that he’s quitting the city after numerous attempted break-ins at his house.

>Celebrity TV reporter Peter Ford, who has lived the majority of his adult life in Melbourne, has said enough is enough and he’s decided to pack his bags in “disgust”.

>Ford, who appears on 3AW and Channel 7, has decided to “head north” and ditch the city he claims is plagued with crime.

>“I am just disgusted with what is happening here,” he told the Neil Mitchell Asks Why podcast.

>“I have had security issues at my own home this year … five break-ins this year. (They) only got into the house once, but five attempts.

>“Every day you pick up the paper and there are stories about machetes and I just can’t live here anymore.

>“I had a homeless person living 20 feet from my bedroom window until quite recently, which would not be so bad except he would scream out in the middle of the night.”

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/disgusted-melbourne-tv-veteran-ditches-city-after-five-breakins/news-story/4db899cabbdd4fcfd09f034270e04ca8

>>518623526
You dont still think neanderthals were retarded apes do you? They were mining 177k years ago way before us.

>>518623820
>>518623820
the can't be pre-historic and underdeveloped, and have complex social structures
Neanderthal would have survived had they had the precursor to civilisation. Which they did not.
Also, no conclusive evidence of Neanderthal ceremonial burial. You are making that up.
the experience of the Neanderthal was one of brutal survival. That's it. They buried shit to avoid detection from other tribes, and to keep predators at bay.
That's it.
>>518624011
Ok, so they were Mining, you say? Sounds like a civilisation then?
Which is it?

>>518624062
I will concede that burial for these practical purposes was likely the precursor to ceremonious burial in the civilisations that developed after.

>>518624062
There is no evidence suggesting that neanderthals had a civilization by my definition of a civilization, urban planning, trade systems, etc, but you argued that ceramonial burying means civilization, which I think is silly, but if that is how you define it then yes, they had a civilization.

>>518624303
>le funny emoji
back to rebbit
present your conclusive evidence of ceremonial burial in neanderthals
i'll wait.

>>518623980
What a retard.

>blackface
>buy machete
>watch romper stomper
>profit?

>>518624485
He isn't wrong, article is shit tho cuz it doesn't tell me what rich fag suburb his from, probably brighton.

>>518624451
Kk gimme a bit i will compile it

>>518624542
East Hawthorn, probably. Or Frankston.

>>518624542
>breakins

Maybe Richmond. Close to lots of homosexuals.

>>518624595
Ceremonial burial, not intentional burial.
there has never been a civilisation that has developed urban planning, trade systems, agriculture, writing, organized religion, and large-scale public works without having ceremonial burial first.
Thats where it begins. This is not even controversial, so much so, its literally in Sid Meir's Civilisation

>>518624909
Yer makes sense if its richmond, that place is crawling with junkies since they opened up the safe injection room and all the apartments there are basically comission housing for crackheads.

>Why yes you will pay 5 million for a dwelling here
>Why yes you will get assaulted by a junkie
In America this would devalue the fucking suburb, but not here! lmao.

>>518623980
I'm not leaving Melbourne. That's what the globalists want. That's why they've forced magistrates to let Africans commit crimes with impunity. Because they want it that way. They want you to hate living in Melbourne. They want you to sell your house and leave. That is the goal. To get you to sell your house, so that a property investment company linked to BlackRock can then rent it out to foreigners.

It is not incompetence, it is deliberate malevolence. This will continue as long as Labor are still in power. Liberal won't stop it either. It's an open secret in Victorian politics that trying to stop this agenda is futile because they'll just throw money at your opponent and then you'll lose your seat.

>>518625111
I left the big city a month ago.

>>518625111
Indeed, and in that article it basically says that Allans new bail laws are useless because it doesn't effect anyone under 18 and courts are still told to let young offenders go where they can.

>>518625173
I'm thinking about doing the same IMO, I looked at some properties today in pakenham and they were all shit and had problems (water damage), then I see in gippsland I can fuckin buy a 9000 square meter lot for the same amount.....

>>518625407
>Gippsland
They've dumped plenty of Africans and Indians out there. Breaks my heart.

>>518625480
In the regional towns sure, but I was looking more out of those major towns.

But I know what its like, I used to live there then moved to melbourne, and now I dont fucking like it here because of all the fucking traffic.

>>518625407
>africans showcasing african culture
Stop being racist anon jeez

>>518625407
My situation is not comparable to yours big boy. I'm an immigrant born and raised here and married a local who was from a small city so moving to that small city in question wasn't that frightening. What was scary was finding work in my niche field and taking into consideration travel time to get to work.

My advice: the shittier the suburb the more they want you to move there. If you go on the council page and there's a link to investing in the area/starting a business, it's likely to be cooked.

Houses in Gippsland are cheap but they require work to fix as many of them are old. I hope you've got cash or are good with your hands.
>>518625480
They moved there because it's cheapish.

>>518625480

>DAHMY

>>518625774
Indians move to 100% white Gippsland towns because the state government gives them grants to buy and run milk bars and petrol stations.

Africans move to Gippsland because the federal government subsidises their mortgages and tells them where to go.

All with the goal of making communities worse so that everyone will want to sell their house.

We're completely taken over by BlackRock.

>>518626092
So what do we do?

>>518597063 (OP)
>ctrl+F
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And those weren't even xenomorph emus. They were normal emus.

>>518624542
he wants to sell his house so wont say but i think a free shoot up gallery here so prob in or near north richmond: https://nrch.com.au/services/medically-supervised-injecting-room-msir/

>>518625030
So they did not just chuck their dead in a cavity? lots of discoveries in the last 5 years. I disagree with your idea of civilization and I am not arguing that. I think we do see ceremonial burial in ritualistic behaviours, which we see repeatedly. This is a review from last year of their behaviour which I am guessing you looked at;
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003552124000682
In the article we have 100k y old infant from syria who was left with many items, seashells, carved rocks 'Dederiyeh 1';
quotes
>a sub-rectangular limestone slab at the top of the head and a small piece of triangular flint… on the infant’s heart
And we have a 73k y old mortuary, they would have held a funeral it would have been a sad little event for them;
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0305440323001024
This is a updated old find and defense of a deceased neanderthal with a painted deer bone that was previously thought to have been placed naturally, it wasn't, 'Amud 7';
>the red deer maxilla was placed there and protected intentionally
>the red deer maxilla constituted a burial gift to the interred infant
https://www.academia.edu/223084/Hovers_E_Kimbel_W_H_and_Rak_Y_2000_Amud_7_still_a_burial_response_to_Gargett_Journal_of_Human_Evolution_39_253_260
Then 60k y ago we have a grave cut through two hearths, buried, then a hearth placed on top;
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/346271632_Bar-Yosef_Meignen_Vandermeersch_and_Belfer-Cohen_2019_The_burial_of_Kebara_2_Mousterian_individual
And their intelligence;
>multidisciplinary team of 31 researchers from over 5 countries collaborated on the study
>A simple pit found in Vanguard Cave (Gibraltar) used as an anoxic heating chamber, a chamber that provides controlled heating without oxygen.
https://scienceandculture.com/2024/12/more-discoveries-point-to-neanderthal-intelligence/

There is more but do you see this as ceremonial?

>known for years it's been over
>known before my life it was over
>known from many years of acoustically consumising old media it's over
>get pissed and randomly jewgle Australian music from 90 years ago
My tongue is corrupted and peoples understanding of it is so corrupted I couldn't even convey this feeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZpb2ae2Pqw