Thread 518598328

please take care of yourselves.

>>518598328 (OP)
fren... it will be alright... just hold

>>518598328 (OP)
>please take care of yourselves.

Only a pussy commits suicide. You knew the risk now man up and stop bitching. Have I ever once complained about my life in the desert?

Your future is bright if you want it to be.

>>518598328 (OP)
You were fucking around with options, weren't you

>>518598328 (OP)
You were warned. Good job for falling for Jewish tricks. No sympathy for cryptojews.

>>518598328 (OP)
If I had $28k I'd never kms

>>518598616
My uncle blew his ex girlfriends head off with a shotgun at point blank range while her sister was parked outside, then he blew his own head off after.

>>518598328 (OP)
>domp eet

>>518598328 (OP)
>Floating on your debt
lol, may as well hold out.

>>518598719
You’d be the richest man in Russia, outside of the oligarchs.

>>518598328 (OP)
The fuck is money anyway. Chasing money only leads to more problems. You have more than enough to just change direction in life.

>>518598328 (OP)
You were using leverage and got liquidated?

>>518598328 (OP)
If you're gonna kill yourself you might as well take out a loan and go all in on one last trade. Who knows, you might make it all back and then some.

>>518598328 (OP)
its just money. i had a gazillion btc back in the day that i sold for like $20 each. you have to live to fight another day.
at 28k you have more money than i do (-13k)

Are you even into investing, vaggot?

It's the hedgies panicking. Hold on to what you have and wait it out.

Hey, bro don't do it. Life is worth living. But if you do go can you send me enough to put a down payment, and closing costs for a house for my mom?

>>518598328 (OP)
Come on now. Don't be a fucking pussy. I lost $50,000 trying to jew the markets all the while making minimum wage. Years of hard labor gone in a few weeks. But I'm still around. I fell for the jewish stock market lie, and so have you. There's no shame in that, jews are very persuasive in their lies.

>>518598328 (OP)
A Civic Si starts at $30,995. You would be financing less than $3k + tags + taxes.

>>518598328 (OP)
stolen from reddit and gay
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1o39ghy/need_someone_to_tell_me_itll_all_be_ok/

>>518598328 (OP)
Money is bullshit, and you're actually better off without it even if it does make everything easier. You played with numbers, and the numbers didn't go your way. But they're still just numbers.

>>518598616
>"Have I ever once complained about my life in the desert?"
Seems like you just did exactly that.

>>518598744

Based

is sp500 a safe investment?

>>518599260
It was pretty wild at the time for me. I was young when it happened. My mother was devastated. Same with my grandmother. Pretty insane stuff. Got to see first hand how people mentally don’t click the reality of what happens when someone does that. Like my aunt asking if they could have an open casket funeral and the cop saying there was nothing left of his face.

>>518599302
>is sp500 a safe investment?
No, it is a stock index.

Has it been two weeks?

>>518599077
>0DTE
Lmao. People are so greedy.

>>518599302

What are you even asking? A safe investment for retirement? The S&P is the best performing index in the world over the past 30 years. So yeah, if you’re saving for retirement, park your money in SPY or VOO and let it grow exponentially for a few decades.

No stock is really “safe” for short term investing (sub 5 years). Safest short term investments are CDs or a money market fund somewhere, some low risk
interest vehicle that isn’t going to double your money but isn’t going to lose it either.

Above all else, the most important thing is this: don’t listen to any of the dumb poor antisocial faggots on this board. They’ll tell you to buy crypto or gold and silver and they have no fucking clue what they’re talking about.

The American stock market booms and crashes in the short term but always goes slowly upward in the long term. It’s the most reliable investment a human being can make. If the American economy crashes to such a degree that the stock market permanently goes down, guess what homo, there probably isn’t an America anymore anyway.

>>518598902
Not bad but could have made a lot more just buying ETH or BTC.

>>518600232
Whoa, an anon with investment knowledge who isn't retarded.
A first for this board.

>>518598891
This. In fact, just open as many credit cards as you can in one day, get cash advance then flee the country.

>>518599702
People don't understand theta.

>>518598616
Wayne is no joke all.
I think we know this after 15+ years of him letting us into his world.

A /pol/ legend. Bless you and like u do… keep + in this insane landscape we call today!

>>518598328 (OP)
You’ll be fine. Everyone feels like an hero after a massive loss. Chin up and get ready for the most explosive bull market in world history. I made a little on the drop and lost a lot waiting for the drop and while waiting for the drop trimmed my short position somewhat and balanced with a long. But I expect to make a little more off this drop and then get ready to release the bull.
Just don’t get greedy and chase. It’s easy to make very bad decisions after a massive loss. Think of it like surfing a wave. Be careful on your next entry and make sure you’re super confident in your position. Trading will fuck you up good. Good luck, bro. And don’t let it get to you too much.

>>518598778
Yeah, he should just hold and grit his teeth. It’s definitely going to explode with a raging bull market at some point soon.

>>518600232
I have 20k I'm planning on doubling every year (not from investing) and possibly an extra 100k from selling a house
I wanted to invest in something safe that's sure to go up in the long term (5-10 years)
half in brazilian government/bank bonds, half in something international, assuming sp500 etf is my best bet

>>518598891
No, don’t do this. This is very, very bad advice. Fight your way back. Don’t go for everything with one bet.

>>518600232
>If the American economy crashes to such a degree that the stock market permanently goes down, guess what homo, there probably isn’t an America anymore anyway.
this is why im all in on VOO and chill
if the 500 biggest american companies all go belly up, we most definitely have bigger problems

>>518598744
Based

>>518598328 (OP)
LOL get a real job faggot

>>518598328 (OP)
If you’re going to kill yourself can you please take a synagogue full of jews with you

>>518600232
>S&P is the best performing index in the world over the past 30 years
i feel like there should be a * 'past performance is not indicative' line somewhere here

the gold or silver guys have been wrong for ages
but one day they'll be right and that is surely approaching the way they're appreciating

>>518600888
Mmm yes, the greek goddess of cheese

>>518598328 (OP)
You are now truly one of us!
embrace the NEET life

>>518598328 (OP)
erm what the skibidi?

The whole public stock market is a jewish scam.
Never buy options, stocks, etfs or bitcoins

>>518598328 (OP)
i think the "bankers jumping from windows" was made up.
but that means you can make one meme come true!

>>518598328 (OP)
Geeze that sucks dude. I was down just 2% luckily. Also opened up a small hedging position against the semiconductor space, just in case.

>>518598328 (OP)
rest in peaceq

>>518601629
>The whole public stock market is a jewish scam.
The entire monetary system is a jewish scam controlled by jews for the benefit of jews. If you try to print your own money they will kill you faster than you can blink. Buy gold & bury it somewhere deep no one will find with boobie traps in case a scanner fag happens upon it.

>>518598328 (OP)
it'll go back up. just get a job for now.

>>518598328 (OP)
S

>>518598328 (OP)
bb

>>518598328 (OP)
I love mein anons too! Now listen up here anon, doesnt fucking matter if you lose everything. It is just change and it certainly doesnt need to be for the worst.
We are comfortqble beings and we dont like to change and to grow unless we have roo. Its uncomfortable and requires a lot of hard work and effort often.
It is however always worth It in the end.
Mother Universe has a way of puttning us in situation that forces us to this however.
Because it is good.
Your life isnt ocer, you are just going to transform.
In the end your material possessions are not to be valued but your very essence and your spirit is. This will only make those grow.
No advancements worth having are ever going to be achieved in comfort!

>>518598744
Extremely based

>>518598744
Based total femoid death

>>518598328 (OP)
Buy silver with what's left.

>>518599302
no nigga
we are in the biggest bubble of all time, literally 10x bigger than the dot com bubble

>>518600989
>Everyone feels like an hero after a massive loss.
I've eaten some pretty big losses before, and once you hit that one big life-altering loss where you think it's ogre, every downturn is just a dispassionate "oh fug" moment. You take the hit, dust yourself off, and move on.

>>518598616
The love of jewish fiat is a goy mental illness.

>If I have more stuff and comfort, then i'll finally be happy!

Is this a lol thread? More tariffs please.

>>518598328 (OP)
This is a great time to buy the dip. Gold will bounce back dude. Buy more.

>>518598328 (OP)
I went from $115k to $30k from liberation day. not worth killing yourself over. No I have not financially recovered.

>>518598328 (OP)
It's a pretty bear market
long way down

>>518605230
yeah, just one tick away from shooting white kids in a school right?

>>518599302
>No stock is really “safe” for short term investing (sub 5 years).
>>518600537
>Whoa, an anon with investment knowledge who isn't retarded
there's a sudden shill campaign for holding stocks for five years lmao
five HOURS is a long hold in this climate
obviously, you're trying to recruit brand-new people with zero financial knowledge to hold your bags

>>518605616
>there's a sudden shill campaign for holding stocks for five years lmao
Most of the stock market is passive investing, so it'd be really difficult to get people to panic or cause a hard, sustained dump if all they do is dump money into US equities.

>>518598328 (OP)
If your going to kys at least give your remaining bitcoin to me so I can put it to good use

>>518598328 (OP)
Lol I bought tons of silver coins and I'm literally just sitting here and winning while doing nothing.

You only lose money when you sell. Just don't.

any money you invest you should treat like its gone and spent no different than if you spent it all on food. Thats the only way to make money in any market reliably.

>>518598744
I did 6 years for manslaughter I used to sell crack and I was serving a dope fiend and he lit up in his living room while holding his dog on his lap. He blew the crack smoke out into the dogs face and I went nuts and beat him to death

>>518605230
Now I wonder how much of us they fucked over from that blatant theft.

>>518600800
I've got 250k in credit card credit limits with this backup plan precisely in mind but then as fate would have it I ended up making enough money that I've never felt the need to go through with it.

>>518598328 (OP)

Are you American?

I have a very bizarre investment scheme to sell you if you're interested. If you're going to FOMO and pull out your remaining money on a massive loss, I can get you returns in a matter of weeks.

I'm looking for an investor/partner but I honestly don't know where to find rich people willing to back me lol

We can chop it 70/30, gradually drawing down to 60/40 split, until we have built enough trust to split things 50/50.

Don't kill yourself. Find other people looking to hedge with a skill set.

If you're not American getting a transfer for that amount would look weird, and I'm already under scrutiny as it is. But I think we could help each other out.

>>518607046

Also, this is completely legal. I'm not a faggot who is interested in getting knicked. I have a clean record (public facing), don't do drugs. What I do is very niche. I need capital to make it work and I don't have it. I'm willing to be flexible draw up formal contractual plans/agreements.

But if you're desperate, (and this is the important part) intend on pulling out, don't waste that money on stupid shit.

>>518606874
How is that manslaughter only? Let me guess, you're brown?

>>518598328 (OP)
You can't get that app in Serbia
LARPing faggot
kys

>>518607046
NTA but give me a convincing pitch and a Proton mail or something and I'll consider it. I have more cash on hand than I'd like and I'm willing to entertain gray but legal bullshit

>Killing yourself over 160k

EDD raped me for a cool million. I puffed a dart and kept it rocking. Hustle never stops nigga

>>518606874
based

>>518598616
Cringe
>>518598744
Based

crypto bros need to stop living the easy life and get a job. im so happy trump did this

>>518598719
What would you do with thay money?

so uh, when do I buy the dip?

>>518598328 (OP)
Lmao 3rd world shitskins are acking themselves over the crypto crash.

>>518598473
yeah, I dunno why these HODLS are panicking. only people got screwed that are trading crypto and got stomped out by margin calls. if you have actual btc in your wallet then nothing happened and just chill

>>518598328 (OP)
what’s your opinion on jews?

>>518600914
>>518600914
>Wayne is no joke all.
>I think we know this after 15+ years of him letting us into his world.
>A /pol/ legend. Bless you and like u do… keep + in this insane landscape we call today!


Yes that is true, at great cost as a politician you mock. I gave you the bright future and you ignored me. I even show my stud photos but you found fault there.

That is when I decided bRight Wing Death squads were the bright future.

>>518598956
nothing will happen on a multiple months scale anyway, same as before.
coin toss if it dumps further when it opens on monday or if it already boosts up again, but in a few months, it will only be a blip on the upwards trends if you zoom out

>>518598902
>PE ratio 2422
WTF are you doing?

>>518601629
I'd agree but the problem is, where do you even park your money so that inflation doesn't just eat 5% of your wealth every single year at this point?

>>518609868
Physical silver and physical gold.
>inb4 vat
It doesn't matter, you sell it back with the vat added.
>inb4 nobody wants to pay that
Then they don't get the physical silver, which is the valuable thing here, not the paper currency.

>>518606874
That's dumb because you cared more about the dog getting hooked than you did about fellow humans.

>>518609745
If i had to guess.
Markets will be fearfull setting up positions for monday morning. Initial selloff at markets open, then vultures swooping in for discounts when the deals are too hard to ignore. Likely a slower recovery due to a cooling economy. Take notes from the previous trump/chink tariff panic. This may all change if we get updates from trump over the weekend.

>>518609983
look at the gold and silver chart, anon. that advice was maybe valid 2 years ago, but it has turned into a vehicle for jewish speculation just as everything else

>>518610267
The numbers NEVER stop going up.
You'll think in a few years why you didn't stack some at the current prices, which are going to be cheap compared to the future.