Thread 518599820

40 posts 22 images 30 unique posters /pol/

Anonymous (ID: 6YQkYBPG)

10/11/2025, 5:43:53 AM No.518599820 [Report] >>518599930 >>518600206 >>518600402 >>518601025 >>518602077 >>518602829 >>518603007 >>518606947 >>518606982 >>518609665 >>518611535

Get a Friend, /pol/

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Anonymous (ID: eiM1LT2E)

10/11/2025, 5:45:33 AM No.518599930 [Report] >>518600166

>>518599820 (OP)
No. "friends" are always parasites.

Anonymous (ID: 6YQkYBPG)

10/11/2025, 5:49:26 AM No.518600166 [Report] >>518600952

>>518599930
Friend.com will always Listen to you and never leech off of you.

Prince Evropa (ID: V7Y1rVbc)

10/11/2025, 5:50:06 AM No.518600206 [Report] >>518600357 >>518601994

>>518599820 (OP)
Every time I get a friend they end up hating MAPs. I'd rather be alone.

Anonymous (ID: /AWfK5Go)

10/11/2025, 5:52:53 AM No.518600357 [Report] >>518602618

>>518600206
tf is a maps

Anonymous (ID: ACqAvDzP)

10/11/2025, 5:53:38 AM No.518600402 [Report]

>>518599820 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpPYbai4wRc

Anonymous (ID: RI2H4xUR)

10/11/2025, 6:03:59 AM No.518600952 [Report]

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>>518600166
kek

Anonymous (ID: uh8CsrWl)

10/11/2025, 6:05:15 AM No.518601025 [Report] >>518601163 >>518601247 >>518601750 >>518602136 >>518602530 >>518605073 >>518610288

>>518599820 (OP)
>Get a friend
I already got you guys

Anonymous (ID: rH5ZRobF) 10/11/2025, 6:08:14 AM No.518601163 [Report]

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>>518601025

Anonymous (ID: UK+HbpXb)

10/11/2025, 6:09:55 AM No.518601247 [Report] >>518606876

>>518601025
kys

Anonymous (ID: vX8dMmoL)

10/11/2025, 6:12:41 AM No.518601351 [Report] >>518601967 >>518601994 >>518607401

ain't gonna follow that link

is it a LLM? lmao

Anonymous (ID: RI2H4xUR)

10/11/2025, 6:20:57 AM No.518601750 [Report]

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>>518601025
based

Anonymous (ID: RI2H4xUR)

10/11/2025, 6:24:51 AM No.518601967 [Report] >>518602503 >>518609596

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>>518601351
NO
>$129
>No subscription
>1-year warranty
>Made in Canada
>Download on the App Store
it's worse

Anonymous (ID: vPmjTzSV)

10/11/2025, 6:25:28 AM No.518601994 [Report]

>>518600206
I love map they are very useful for get from place to go.
>>518601351
There's 0 money in matching people who aren't fucking together so my assumption is that too.
Bet they paid a fucking fortune for the website name.

Anonymous (ID: 454ol6rA)

10/11/2025, 6:27:16 AM No.518602077 [Report]

>>518599820 (OP)
>i'll never bail on our dinner plans
Makes me wonder how much of a flake she is.
>i'll binge the entire series with you
I don't even have a TV.
>i'll never leave dirty dishes in the sink
I can agree with this, clean things as they're used.

Anonymous (ID: 3DO15OSW)

10/11/2025, 6:27:45 AM No.518602105 [Report]

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>I ain’t your friend, pal!

>I’m not your buddy, guy!

Honestly why have friends? They want you to do bad shit all the time

Anonymous (ID: F3LkUE4H)

10/11/2025, 6:28:39 AM No.518602136 [Report] >>518606876

>>518601025
U gay nigga???

Anonymous (ID: fMsr6bL9)

10/11/2025, 6:33:10 AM No.518602360 [Report]

>friend.com
This dystopia is starting to freak me out

Anonymous (ID: x0J4snnC)

10/11/2025, 6:34:46 AM No.518602453 [Report]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Q1hoEhfk4

I still don't know what the fuck this is or how it's a thing. Some dude must have got really lucky with the VC money

>Founder Avi Schiffmann

Ah of course

Anonymous (ID: L5d7CpU5)

10/11/2025, 6:35:54 AM No.518602503 [Report] >>518605942 >>518608734

>>518601967
>no subscription
That's a good thing you paypig retard

Anonymous (ID: NrYWI4rR)

10/11/2025, 6:36:20 AM No.518602530 [Report]

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>>518601025
based

Anonymous (ID: KhmBpgHr)

10/11/2025, 6:38:08 AM No.518602618 [Report]

>>518600357
>MAPs
pedo

Anonymous (ID: 048m2/EQ)

10/11/2025, 6:42:22 AM No.518602829 [Report]

>>518599820 (OP)
Didn't we see a video of a vagrant shitting in a janny's bucket there?

Anonymous (ID: xjhUexEF)

10/11/2025, 6:45:41 AM No.518603007 [Report]

>>518599820 (OP)
That is simply losing on every single thing that you could use to measure you as man. You challenge someone and lose it's even a higher humiliation than winning while cheating. Hope people remembers this for the rest of human history. I hope your family forever holds the title of "Those that lost to a monkey".

Anonymous (ID: KqV+IU2Y)

10/11/2025, 7:33:17 AM No.518605073 [Report] >>518606876

>>518601025
fuck you, nigga. No gay people in 4chan.

Anonymous (ID: RI2H4xUR)

10/11/2025, 7:54:15 AM No.518605942 [Report]

>>518602503
speak louder and give me all your money

Anonymous (ID: uh8CsrWl)

10/11/2025, 8:19:21 AM No.518606876 [Report]

>>518601247
I like you, Sven
>>518602136
One couldn't ask for a better companion than you, Mutt
>>518605073
I'm glad to have you in my life, Original Potato

Anonymous (ID: fEsWtnzO)

10/11/2025, 8:21:14 AM No.518606947 [Report]

>>518599820 (OP)
people are fake, manipulative piece of shit

Anonymous (ID: G7ORfYlq)

10/11/2025, 8:22:26 AM No.518606982 [Report]

>>518599820 (OP)
no thanks
i have an innate aversion to other people
i don't know why lol

Anonymous (ID: QXJCnWwm)

10/11/2025, 8:33:31 AM No.518607401 [Report] >>518609574

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>>518601351

>Friend.com refers to the company behind the Friend pendant, a wearable AI device created by Avi Schiffmann that acts as a personal AI companion. The pendant uses an always-on microphone to listen to your conversations and can be used to ask questions or get commentary via the Friend app.

HAHAHAHAHAHA it's even worse than I thought.

Anonymous (ID: vFJbG3M7)

10/11/2025, 9:03:50 AM No.518608734 [Report]

>>518602503
>That's a good thing you paypig retard
You fucking idiot that just means there no subscription yet. There will be one there always is and you don't know what the price is. Basically GET FUCKED LMAO

Anonymous (ID: 8amQZPal)

10/11/2025, 9:20:25 AM No.518609574 [Report]

>>518607401
what does it look like so i can kick these people the fuck out of my house

Anonymous (ID: 8amQZPal)

10/11/2025, 9:21:08 AM No.518609596 [Report] >>518609741

>>518601967
>>$129
>>No subscription
oh god
OH GOD
the fucking suicides when they unplug servers
how many of these things have they sold?

Anonymous (ID: EAFjoDbC)

10/11/2025, 9:22:45 AM No.518609665 [Report]

>>518599820 (OP)
>a
singular friend?
how about a gun
you faggot

Anonymous (ID: 8amQZPal)

10/11/2025, 9:24:24 AM No.518609741 [Report] >>518609806

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>>518609596
moxie
robot toy for autistic kids that got bricked when the parent company went under
they're not charging a subscription, they're FUCKED
how many people bought these things holy shit

Anonymous (ID: 8amQZPal)

10/11/2025, 9:26:16 AM No.518609806 [Report]

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>>518609741
https://www.pcmag.com/news/playing-and-learning-with-moxie-the-ai-based-robot-for-kids

Anonymous (ID: 8amQZPal)

10/11/2025, 9:26:59 AM No.518609832 [Report]

200,000
THEY SOLD 200,000 OF THEM
I FEEL CASSANDRA OH MY GOD THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING

Anonymous (ID: yG+Yn08S)

10/11/2025, 9:38:39 AM No.518610288 [Report]

>>518601025
We can be friends just like this. We need to get in "touch"

Anonymous (ID: 1dHj5lOb) 10/11/2025, 10:09:58 AM No.518611535 [Report]

>>518599820 (OP)
Make money, not friends!

Anonymous (ID: 8amQZPal)

10/11/2025, 10:26:46 AM No.518612101 [Report]

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no subscription fee
the great unfriending is inevitable
as soon as sales slow down
no? just me? fine I'll let it go but don't say I didn't warn you