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Anonymous (ID: TeIfUkh8) United States No.518603914 [Report] >>518604697 >>518604834 >>518604926 >>518604967 >>518605036 >>518605204 >>518605211 >>518605261 >>518605351 >>518605419 >>518605421 >>518605558 >>518605755 >>518606030 >>518606388 >>518607368 >>518607534 >>518608049 >>518608096 >>518608212 >>518608608 >>518608709 >>518611382 >>518613468 >>518613517 >>518614763 >>518614828 >>518615707 >>518615716 >>518615994 >>518616033 >>518616048 >>518616214 >>518616268
United Nations "earth" will not survive alien attack
This is it guys now the actual united nations is saying earth would not survive an actual "alien" attack at large!!!!!

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/un-warned-earth-needs-a-contingency-plan-to-combat-alien-threat-amid-3i-atlas-theories-3264975/
Anonymous (ID: yucXxoMT) United States No.518604122 [Report] >>518604897
It's a rock you dumb apes

t. dolphin
Anonymous (ID: OqyUUd/U) United States No.518604226 [Report] >>518615667
This is def blue beans now kek
Anonymous (ID: UtUFbdjv) Australia No.518604259 [Report] >>518604567 >>518605022 >>518605037 >>518605124 >>518611605 >>518612605 >>518612696 >>518616647
Did you see how small and weak those little Mexican aliens were? 1'4" tall, 8 pounds? A Yorkie could tear one to pieces.

You could take on fifty even if you were Boogie tier obese.
Anonymous (ID: xSkL1sZy) Denmark No.518604358 [Report] >>518616254
I think there has been a grave miscalculation of scale and all our aliens are way too small. Look at that once case from the 1930's, that family in their Appalacian shack, who fought off the aliens with .22s and the aliens were like The Great Gazoo sized.
Anonymous (ID: 9oPyDcyI) United States No.518604567 [Report] >>518604859
>>518604259
If they're hostile, we wouldn't even know of their existence before they destroy us
Anonymous (ID: OqYQAJ6L) United Kingdom No.518604697 [Report] >>518605888 >>518607908 >>518616303
>>518603914 (OP)
How does the UN know the aliens power level?
Like yeah we'd probably get killed by frieza but we'd pretty easily beat those dystrict 9 niggers
Anonymous (ID: /dUBLogJ) United States No.518604834 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
>UN crying
So, It's a rock then. Damn, I wanted hot ayy bitches
Anonymous (ID: zhMfm4Vm) Canada No.518604859 [Report] >>518604920 >>518605142 >>518605488
>>518604567
I could take one of those little niggers by their hind feet in one hand, whirl them around, and dash their brains out in two seconds and I'm kind of fat and autistic.
Anonymous (ID: okXVJ+Iq) United States No.518604897 [Report]
>>518604122
if its a rock why did they buy all our gold and spike the price
Anonymous (ID: vxszqdMf) United States No.518604920 [Report] >>518604950
>>518604859
you won't do shit saar
Anonymous (ID: b+Sclt+x) United States No.518604926 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
>entertainment
>on something called dexerto
Anonymous (ID: yMUGsta3) Canada No.518604950 [Report] >>518605224 >>518605523 >>518606026 >>518609390 >>518613209
>>518604920
Aliens flee if you believe in Jesus Christ. It's basically the only thing that works. Which dovetails with /pol/'s ancient theory that aliens are just a type of demon.
Anonymous (ID: BiwR1FXX) United States No.518604967 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
I'm going to back up every single one of these articles and use it to not listen to any science based arguments from henceforth
Anonymous (ID: TeIfUkh8) United States No.518605022 [Report]
>>518604259
anon your literally forgetting key details like

>these creatures have some form of telepathic abilities that can induce absolute terror in people around them

>just touching one can kill you or knock you unconscious because their skin oozes excretory glands

>they can appear to be able to have some kind of "cloaking" tech that lets them become invisible

If they wanted to harm humans they would have already,they seem much more interested in earth itself then us?
Anonymous (ID: BWSwub8L) United States No.518605036 [Report] >>518605415
>>518603914 (OP)
>"earth" will not survive alien attack
YA THINK?! Like no shit Sherlock. What kind of fucking idiot thinks otherwise?
Anonymous (ID: b+Sclt+x) United States No.518605037 [Report]
>>518604259
They'll be piloting machines slightly taller then us that are basically mobile suits to them.
Anonymous (ID: VzsjvGfT) Australia No.518605124 [Report]
>>518604259
>1'4"
So Polish boy toys could insert them whole into their ass?
Anonymous (ID: 9oPyDcyI) United States No.518605142 [Report]
>>518604859
Well, you could imagine yourself doing that anyway, while the massive asteroid they flung at us destroys all life on earth
Anonymous (ID: Xx02iJZl) United States No.518605204 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
Better:
-Eat ze bugs
-Own nothing
-Disarm
-Ban fossil fuels
-Own nothing
-Import third world
-Be heavily censored
-Maxxvaxx
Anonymous (ID: ryI2943z) Canada No.518605211 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
if you waste mental bandwidth on this type of jewish trash you're worse than maga tards
Anonymous (ID: ubQ07i1s) United States No.518605224 [Report]
>>518604950
If you get linked up to the government's borg, the aliens flash Jesus images.
Anonymous (ID: es4XZ36G) United States No.518605261 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
Yes, that's nice and all, but what about the Epstein files?
Anonymous (ID: YCbK5Fp2) Australia No.518605351 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
Oh no, we better give up all our personal freedoms to a One World Government just in case
Anonymous (ID: kJgpRmrc) United States No.518605415 [Report]
>>518605036
Anonymous (ID: X5Od8DdP) Canada No.518605419 [Report] >>518606371 >>518608944 >>518609236
>>518603914 (OP)
Yeah no shit we're not winning a war against an advanced space faring species. Theres literally nothing we could do except not be worth the effort. Fortunately earth doesnt have anything you cant get more easily from other floating rocks anywhere in the universe. Earth resources only matter to earthlings and only because we're still stuck here.
Anonymous (ID: ertwCXPu) United States No.518605421 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
If you think ayys are real, you probably think niggers and kikes are human.
Anonymous (ID: X5Od8DdP) Canada No.518605488 [Report]
>>518604859
They're not going to come down and challenge us to fisticuffs anon theyre going to wipe us out from space
Anonymous (ID: X5Od8DdP) Canada No.518605523 [Report]
>>518604950
How many times has it worked for you so far
Anonymous (ID: VkfKbwed) United States No.518605558 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
remember that if you see a Balkenkreuz or a Swastika or draconic iconography or hear anything about a Nachtwaffe or an Orion Empire in regards to oncoming objects that you IMMEDIATELY GET ON THE SHIPS

if you see some crest headed frog looking merchant hunch nigger or hear anything about a Galactic Federation of allegedly peace and love To Serve Man space globohomos you DON'T GET ON THE SHIPS
Anonymous (ID: eg8tjRqI) United States No.518605755 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
>United Nations "earth" will not survive jewish attack
fify
Anonymous (ID: zrHPJ20i) United States No.518605807 [Report]
>Entertainment
Anonymous (ID: eAv31Mhs) No.518605888 [Report]
>>518604697
They could be saiyans,and saiyans see humans as white and asian people see latinos and blacks

Namekians on the other hand, they'd probably release another demon king Piccolo to settle things with these kikes
Anonymous (ID: Q9hTCBe1) France No.518606026 [Report]
>>518604950
>Being a willing jewish slave will protect you!!!!!1!
Anonymous (ID: KpVB4r64) United States No.518606030 [Report] >>518606398
>>518603914 (OP)
Don’t care, death to UN globohomo.

At best case scenario we have beers and steak over the dead bodies of globohomo.

Worst case scenario
Enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Either way we win, you lose.
Anonymous (ID: hqqSBZhE) No.518606371 [Report]
>>518605419
>He thinks ayys need a reason to invade us
Anonymous (ID: aK+QlQ9M) Greece No.518606388 [Report] >>518611515
>>518603914 (OP)
Do they really try to further the globohomo agenda by spreading the idea "The world must unite versus some imaginary alien menace"

Wtf

Actually nvm the world will be overun by niggers and shitskins by 2050-2100 and they definitely will eat whatever crap kikes spew
Anonymous (ID: TeIfUkh8) United States No.518606398 [Report]
>>518606030
>worse

anon please they could start eating everyone in sight that'd ruin everyone's day m8
Anonymous (ID: sBIpypab) United States No.518606514 [Report] >>518608165
>look over here goy!!1!
>Aleeums and shit!
>Hide yo wife an kids!!1!
Anonymous (ID: ptCm9hht) United States No.518606803 [Report]
Freedom from choice ... it's what you want
Anonymous (ID: kyNaCGK3) United States No.518607368 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPWlCG2wklc
Anonymous (ID: JLunkqqS) United States No.518607534 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)

The deep principality is peparing to fight Jesus at Armageddon.
Anonymous (ID: JLunkqqS) United States No.518607596 [Report]
The deep principality is preparing to fight Jesus at Armageddon.
Anonymous (ID: kyNaCGK3) United States No.518607908 [Report] >>518613325
>>518604697
>How does the UN know the aliens power level?
Hypothetically, if they're capable of interstellar flight there's a high probability their weapons and defense technologies are far in advance of ours. They could be so far advanced they have an understanding of physics that surpasses ours by orders of magnitude and then we're really fucked. On the other side of that, it could be some District 9 shit where they're huddled starving in a dark corner of their crippled ship. Who knows?
Anonymous (ID: dGaQFTn3) Canada No.518608049 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
I'd side with the aliums against the UN. Fuck globohomo. I will inseminated the pulsating Jovian queen's eggsac. I will learn to chitter and get all the inflections correct. I will wear the silver onesie.
Anonymous (ID: 65+Bd6Is) United States No.518608096 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
It says entertainment in your gay jewish pic btw
Anonymous (ID: fjZ+kYaJ) Mexico No.518608165 [Report]
>>518606514
Why do they threaten and search the homes of people who see UFOs? What's scary is that apart from the fact that this crap exists, the US government wants to control the narratives of the victims.
Anonymous (ID: qr0ZB6Qo) Canada No.518608212 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
but the aliens are already in my country, nothing would change.
Anonymous (ID: Sjy1s1nc) Australia No.518608608 [Report] >>518612824 >>518617187
>>518603914 (OP)
bro i’m convinced this is just TPTB stalling for time and charging up that HAARP technology they have up in alaska so they can simulate the end of the world with a charged ionospheric light show that will look, sound, smell, and feel like the real rapture. Very interesting
Anonymous (ID: CPTgu/SQ) United States No.518608709 [Report] >>518608800
>>518603914 (OP)
We need ships in orbit. We're on the backfoot if we have to launch from Earth to intercept.
Anonymous (ID: +u8hDIBq) United States No.518608800 [Report]
>>518608709
This but also a Moon Base
Newt Gingrich was, and remains, right
Anonymous (ID: +u8hDIBq) United States No.518608944 [Report]
>>518605419
>earth doesnt have anything you cant get more easily from other floating rocks anywhere in the universe
life
namely complex life
simple life might be common but complex life is clearly rare
Anonymous (ID: 9oPyDcyI) United States No.518609236 [Report] >>518611981 >>518613238
>>518605419
>Fortunately earth doesnt have anything you cant get more easily from other floating rocks anywhere in the universe.
Life sustaining planets aren't too common
Anonymous (ID: 2mwZmDOO) United States No.518609390 [Report]
>>518604950
MU listener detected
Anonymous (ID: yK0QDEsT) United Kingdom No.518611382 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
that image though cock foreskin pulled back an seeds./
Anonymous (ID: 236IOBNJ) United States No.518611515 [Report]
>>518606388
Digits and this
Anonymous (ID: M9R5h/L8) United States No.518611605 [Report] >>518612605 >>518613275
>>518604259
They were a different species. The ones coming now will rape you.
Anonymous (ID: d5FcUBeu) Canada No.518611981 [Report]
>>518609236
This planet is only good for our form of life, and we evolved to live in it. A sulphur instead of carbon based lifeform would prefer a different planet. We have no idea how to begin detecting alternate chemical life. There may be forms of consciousness based on pure electricity in a conductive medium. We only know how to search for life forms very similar to ours because we know our own requirements.
Anonymous (ID: 7WNIOB4a) Australia No.518612605 [Report]
>>518604259
>>518611605
I say we snoof all their pamps.
Anonymous (ID: ZYG571ie) United Kingdom No.518612696 [Report] >>518612857
>>518604259
No, any footage/pics of them?
Anonymous (ID: ZYG571ie) United Kingdom No.518612824 [Report] >>518613128
>>518608608
In a scenario like that they would turn the internet off, heck millions of zoomers and gen alphies would be committing mass suicide.
Anonymous (ID: +u8hDIBq) United States No.518612857 [Report] >>518613295
>>518612696
he's talking about the little papier-mache looking guys
just google mexican aliens
surprisingly you'll get this before you get anything about immigration
Anonymous (ID: r5tjSYm+) No.518612961 [Report]
Got my anti alien weapon right here.
RDY 4 ANYTHING!
Anonymous (ID: +u8hDIBq) United States No.518613128 [Report]
>>518612824
the internet is actually incredibly difficult to just "turn off"
it was created that way on purpose
Anonymous (ID: qD65H6vP) United States No.518613209 [Report]
>>518604950
watch aliens not touch Asia at all
Anonymous (ID: qD65H6vP) United States No.518613238 [Report] >>518613341
>>518609236
maybe even more rare to be life sustaining since ancient yimes
Anonymous (ID: qD65H6vP) United States No.518613275 [Report]
>>518611605
gotta respect crossing time and space to tape a white man
Anonymous (ID: ZYG571ie) United Kingdom No.518613295 [Report]
>>518612857
yeah I've seen the footage at night of the cops being called out by a Mexican family, you can't see any aliens though.
Anonymous (ID: bptdtBKN) Hungary No.518613325 [Report]
>>518607908
yeah which is why statements like this are completely moot
we can't even get to the moon
anyone who can show up from a neightboring solar system or a neighboring planet even will wipe the floor with humans, 0% chance of effective resistance

but i'm sure the UN will tell us that we need to get an internet ID, take the vax and accept refugees in order to increase our odds of survival
Anonymous (ID: +u8hDIBq) United States No.518613341 [Report]
>>518613238
our system is really interesting because if just a few things had been different, we could have had 3 Garden World right next to each other
Venus, Earth, and Mars

and in the far future when the Sun begins to die and expand, there may be a (short) window where some of the moons of Jupiter or Saturn could briefly support life too
Anonymous (ID: 5uFuVF0o) Bulgaria No.518613375 [Report]
>Look its the alie-ACK
Anonymous (ID: nBSvmVcj) Finland No.518613386 [Report]
I for one welcome our new alien overlords. What glorious servitude awaits us and a chance to be a part of something greater
Anonymous (ID: NBRA1lX2) United States No.518613468 [Report] >>518613497
>>518603914 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: NBRA1lX2) United States No.518613497 [Report]
>>518613468
avi loeb? jewish. fake and gay as usual
Anonymous (ID: 3QDPJ/wZ) Russian Federation No.518613517 [Report] >>518613598 >>518613673
>>518603914 (OP)
No, shit. Any civilization advanced enough for an interstellar travel would wipe us out in an instant if they wanted to. It won't be like the movies at all.
Anonymous (ID: +u8hDIBq) United States No.518613598 [Report]
>>518613517
why do people keep repeating this like we haven't heard it 100,000,000 times from every single midwit who thinks they thought of it for the first time?
Anonymous (ID: r5tjSYm+) No.518613673 [Report]
>>518613517
Humans don't need even that.
They quite capable of exterminating themselves without extraterrestrial help.
Anonymous (ID: LUzXazsl) United States No.518613791 [Report] >>518614631 >>518615529
Aliens just want to mix with us and coexist with us
Anonymous (ID: 5uFuVF0o) Bulgaria No.518614631 [Report]
>>518613791
Kek
Anonymous (ID: z95aUl2M) Canada No.518614687 [Report]
That is great new, un will be destroyed. Nice.
Anonymous (ID: eFdthhse) Germany No.518614763 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
aliens are already here
Anonymous (ID: sVOfBYqF) United States No.518614828 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
Mr2weekQ (ID: cFJg35iX) No.518615306 [Report]
Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
eastern safe."

Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/
Anonymous (ID: vHWddaVw) United States No.518615529 [Report]
>>518613791
Anonymous (ID: LgkWt+Z6) United States No.518615667 [Report]
>>518604226
The general public will fall for it anyways
Anonymous (ID: r3EKsPky) United Kingdom No.518615707 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
No surprise. There are loads of satellites with cameras, sensors and weapons, but they're all pointing down here.
Anonymous (ID: Np8IgJc+) Finland No.518615716 [Report] >>518615776
>>518603914 (OP)
Obviously. We're already struggling really hard with Earth-grown alien invaders so how could we ever hope to stop rapefugees parachuting down from the orbit?
Anonymous (ID: +u8hDIBq) United States No.518615776 [Report]
>>518615716
sending very dense objects at them at very high velocities seems to work
universally
Anonymous (ID: ZYG571ie) United Kingdom No.518615908 [Report] >>518616237
Maybe aliens will be behind the next 110/shoah?
Wouldn't that be something?
Anonymous (ID: aoCVUY1f) United States No.518615994 [Report] >>518616032
>>518603914 (OP)
If I see an alien I'm gonna blast it.
Anonymous (ID: +u8hDIBq) United States No.518616032 [Report] >>518616156
>>518615994
with cum?
Anonymous (ID: EsK4+Myz) New Zealand No.518616033 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
People always give us the little green men thing yet there are suns and planets 10's of thousands of times larger, even this planet grew 10 meter tall monsters my bet is ayys are more than likely 1000 meters tall and just crush shit to dust.
Anonymous (ID: SSmyZSnu) Russian Federation No.518616048 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
>UN warned
By whom? Don't tell me it's that schizo jew.
Anonymous (ID: Np8IgJc+) Finland No.518616156 [Report]
>>518616032
With the garden hose. And tell it to go be a space nigger somewhere else
Anonymous (ID: xfRUrdWu) United Kingdom No.518616214 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
>UN warned...
I think we can all guess by who
Anonymous (ID: yFi+PrBz) United States No.518616237 [Report]
>>518615908
Q was right?
Anonymous (ID: VxPDrcsy) United States No.518616254 [Report]
>>518604358
Link or it never happened, faggot.
Anonymous (ID: 7uL+cnFb) Finland No.518616268 [Report]
>>518603914 (OP)
Such a retarded headline that I won't read the article.
The same fucking shit as saying that the Sentinel Island would be unprepared if the US decided to nuke them. It's pointless to even think about such "threats". 3I/Atlas is also just a fucking comet, nothing is pointing towards it being ayyliens.
The only thing that is reasonable to prepare for is the inevitable moment that a comet or an asteroid is detected to be heading towards Earth.
Anonymous (ID: xfRUrdWu) United Kingdom No.518616303 [Report]
>>518604697
>How does the UN know the aliens power level?
read the headline. the UN didn't say shit. it says the UN were warned. its that attention whoring kike again obviously and the article is click bait
Anonymous (ID: VsAfBhlF) Canada No.518616373 [Report]
What do aliens need Earth for? It's not like we have anything that's rare. If they just like destroying things they can just launch a kinetic relativistic weapon at us and we'll never know until it hits.
Anonymous (ID: j/uotW/g) United States No.518616647 [Report]
>>518604259
Based, fuck those duende bastards, between them and the 8 foot tall cat ladies raiding my fridge, I can't get any work done.
Anonymous (ID: 7fJh72ME) No.518617187 [Report]
>>518608608
>ionospheric light show
not quite. 90-100% of humanity has now nano tech inside their bodies, including nano routers etc.
they have mapped out the genome and the energy centers on the soul and can interface with it.
your sense of self is gonna get "sense input" not from your sense organs, but also from the tech now. basically it will be indistinguishable.
they rushed the 5g towers and got a good coverage; pushed all people into cities etc
..