Thread 518610585

>Lenny Henry faces backlash after demanding slavery reparations for every black Briton
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15173285/Lenny-Henry-robin-hood-tax-slavery-reparation-bill.html
>Seaside town lockdown with streets evacuated after bombs discovered inside home
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2118975/kent-seaside-town-lockdown-bombs
>Millionaire gambler sues Betfair for ‘failing to stop him’
https://archive.ph/D4IFV
>UK Treasury tells ministers not to expect bailouts from its reserve fund
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/oct/08/uk-treasury-tells-ministers-not-to-expect-bailouts-from-its-reserve-fund
>New Met Office ‘breakthrough’ weather model to deliver more accurate forecasts
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/met-office-forecast-weather-space-gps-b2842199.html
>Woman questioned by police in connection with Israeli hostage ribbons cut down in Muswell Hill
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/woman-ribbons-israel-hostages-police-muswell-hill-b1251902.html

>>518610585 (OP)
Sharpe?

>>518611059
GASTON!

>>518610585 (OP)
Starmer hasn't put you fags into a gulag yet?

>>518610659
sometimes I care so much for this country and people and then see shit like this and welcome the invasion and end of western civilization.

We should open the borders, think of the poor asylum seekers

Morning spakkers

Ocular migraines are shit

>>518612329
DELETE NOW MODS BAN ME BAN IT DELETE PLEASE THIS IS NOT ME

>>518612329
>>518612356
saved

>>518612329
Delete now please

>>518612398
This is not me it is a random Google images photo I am not Israel OK I am British

>>518612401
its ok abraham mate, secret safe with me x

>>518612463
Flabbysultana

>>518612329
Imagine the smell

What a nice day my friends, my fellow whites.

Who else thinking of violence today? You can tell me, fuck the feds init senpai

Somebody said caturday?

Delete thread mods NOW

>>518612498
morning la

Mods how to remove Israel flag I am not Israel I am fellow white British new hire

>>518612558
I ran over someone’s cat last night and spent this morning pressure washing its guts out of my wheel arch.
That’s enough violence for me this weekend.

>>518612329
>Midrash

There's a cream for that.

>>518611927
The British excel and set the pace for everything, even our slags are pushing boundaries. Ultrasluts like Bonnie prove our superiority.

>>518612686
I AM NOT ISRAEL JEW I AM BRITISH WHITE MAN

https://xcancel.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1976777985161081149#m
>"If you stick a pole and a Union Jack tomorrow outside your house I think you're making a statement is probably that you'd prefer Britain to be more white."
>Richard Bacon on the flag debate after Gary Neville's viral video.
Woke more correct, iykyk

>>518612593
>id OYY VEYY

DELETE THREAD DELETE THREAD
YOU ARE MOTHER FUCK I WILL FUCK YOUR FAMILY DELETE THREAD NOW

THIS PHOTO IS NOT ME IT IS NOT EVEN JEWISH IT IS AN ARAB DOG IMPOSTOR

>>518612741
kek

>>518611927
>the invasion and end of western civilization.

>>518612695
Kek

>>518612695
Fuck a dog! This is not me!

I am a fellow British man who just thinks we need more empathy for refugees

Delete thread now mods now

>"Big protest happening!"
>Look inside
>another Palestinian march where you have the choice of supporting communists or Jews
>sometimes there is an anti-immigration march where it's either hooligans or bleeding heart boomers
Do people ever protest that taxes and entitlements are going up while wages are staying stagnant year after or is perpetual decline and being raped by the government kinda taken for granted?

https://xcancel.com/TimesRadio/status/1976312882825441445#m
>“I’m an immigrant. I was born in India.”
>Joanna Lumley says people are not “not thinking straight” by trying to build walls to “block people out” and instead we should strive to make the world safe to live in again.
Daft cow, and she's still wanking off the Gurkhas and the vandalism she helped cause, send her back to Jeetland then.

>>518610585 (OP)
>Millionaire gambler sues Betfair for ‘failing to stop him’
i remember a law class from uni where gambling was discussed and there is case law about gambling where most of gambling cases are dismissed because it is considered a "frivolity" or a "frivolous game" or something like that. it was beneath the courts to bother with was the message.
i guess now everyone is considered to have a Duty of Care when dealing with anyone because everyone is such a fag these days.

>>518612900
send money and I delete
as favour from jew to jew
ok cousin?

>>518612971
silly cunt, another of the woke mob

>>518612061
>projected, expected
impossible to know though

Will (You) vote for him?

>>518612900
Withdraw from West Bank and denounce the Talmud

>>518612971
she will be dead soon like a lot of people.

>>518613103
Only if it's to select who to launch out of a cannon into the sun.
Nah I lie, anything generally unpleasant.

good morning from the left side
I made late night pancakes which is sort of like breakfast, can I hang out here?

>>518613039
Top LOLs. Cousin let's go bowlings

>>518613108
Fuck a dog Palestine is goat dung
I would rather an empire of whites right next door than an army of brown terrorists

>>518613226
you're a good lad abe

>>518613226
But you ain’t white

https://xcancel.com/GBNEWS/status/1976791856160649509#m
>'In 2022, they chucked me overboard and it was a colossal goof!'
>Former PM Boris Johnson shares his belief that the Conservative Party would not have lost the 2024 election if he had been allowed to remain as Prime Minister.
I suspect he's right, thank god then he got booted.

HI, I'M TILA
LIPS FULL OF FILLA
UNAPOLOGETIC
ALWAYS THINKING BOUT DICK

SO PINK, SO CUTIE
BOUNCY BUBBLE BOOTY
FEELING ESOTERIC
WATCHING DANIELLE DEREK

MY SEXY AESTHETIC
IS HIGHLY SYNTHETIC
FUCK MY GENETICS
(I'M TOTALLY PLASTIC)

>>518613103
Why vote for emergency backup Josh when real Josh exists?

>>518613314
He looks Argentinian

>>518613317
I am not a jew the photo is not me it is fake it is lies

Why haven't mods deleted thread yet

>>518613108
kys abdul

>>518613385
>s not me it is fake it is lies

Defo a kike

Why did the jews lose and hamas win?

>>518613364
oooooff
I think I accidently attracted attention to this place on kf so its probably going to get weirder than usual for a while

>>518613421
Hamas won you cp spamming niggerjew rapebaby

>>518612329
I'm surprised more of you guys aren't fired for incompetency

>>518613103
Do you vote for Zia/El Faraj who will betray everyone or do you vote the Green party stooge who is being honest and trying to destroy your country anyway? phew big choices to make there in rDemocracy.

>>518613510
Attention seeking faggot you did not start this and everyone knows it

>>518613513
goatfucker

>>518613510
You don’t do anything by accident
Even a shart is pre planned

https://xcancel.com/LBC/status/1976601200020652429#m
>‘People wanging on about government control actually just want the government to chuck out people they don’t like.’
>James O’Brien connects the dots between digital ID outrage and Brexit hypocrisy.
Is that not democracy, supporting things you like vs not supporting things you don't? Also he's looking even worse now.

The average modern brit/pol/ user

>>518613567
DIRTY ARAB DOGS I WILL FUCK THEM

>>518613550
Yer toothless mother gobbles goats and camels

>>518613542
Green party isn't being honest. They're acting like they're all for the environment, but their goals are really to implement shariah law in the UK.

>>518612329
You look exactly how I thought you would have

>>518613545
I didn't say I started anything
but since I started posting about brit/pol/ there, there has been an increase in weirdness

>>518613560
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>518613626
It is lies Canadian boy I am not jew I am not IDF this is a hack my ip address has been taking over

>>518613665
You’re a terrorist and should be hot rodded

>>518613649
I just checked the kiwi thread and the first mention of britpol is from a "rainalapeist" and yesterday he was in here posting and you are two distinct people lol

>>518613599
They're not even about environmental issues anymore, wake up, he spouts exactly the same Labour talking points and calls anyone that is English a fascist nazi for not accepting his premise that infinity migrants and mudslime law is ultimate. he needs to go (into a plane & be deported).

>>518612559
Cats are for Muslims or gays

>>518613792
brit/pol/ is a muslim-supporting thread

>>518613787
They’ll legalise weed

>>518612741
jej
>>518612808
you're jumping flags quickly

>>518613751
thats not even true because the first person to mention brit/pol/ in that thread was the OP you lying faggot. and as far as I can see rainal only mentioned brit/pol/ after me. you're more than welcome to correct me on that second point with a screenshot of the exact post you're referring to

>>518613821
Not sure we have that many taxpayers in here.

>>518610585 (OP)
https://youtu.be/WBhWkC9bbwU

>>518613821
אתה יכול פשוט להרוג את עצמך כבר גוי

>>518613821
Skewed logic jewboy, to be expected

>>518613851
its auto
dunno how it works, I had the same yank flag for like 30 mins before

>>518613864
Everyone pays tax.
It’s unavoidable in the UK, VAT and tariffs see to that.

nearly xmas

>>518613510
quit attention seeking you nonce

>>518613972
stop it

>>518613863
Before you ever even posted about it here it is. Wow that NPD is major today.

>I'm so important reeee I started all this
Actually no, nonce. The thread says otherwise.

>>518613969
I mean net you flaming berk.

Opening this thread just puts me in a bad mood these days. It's like going to the pub for a quiet pint and someone's brought their annoying screeching kids, crying and shitting and pissing everywhere.

>>518614021
Why, you off the whisky?

>>518614072
Moody cunt

>>518614072
It's because of the proxy. It got exposed by desu a very based anon a couple of days ago and since then it has literally been a free for all with ban evasion and easy spam.

>>518614026
it doesn't matter
because brit/pol/ was mentioned in the OP you stupid cunt
I never said I was the first to mention brit/pol/
I said
>but since I started posting about brit/pol/ there, there has been an increase in weirdness
those are two completely different statements
and its objectively true
ever since me and noncedan have had a back and forth on there we've had loads of weird gimmickposters pop in

Aye.

>>518614101
ye, get us some biscuits x

https://xcancel.com/MythoYookay/status/1976691475715871090#m
Loving the Tory jollof energy

>>518614176
Josh on a melty because he didn't start something lol.

I'm an oldfag who's known about leto since the fucking kiwi thread went live. You're literally back tracking now you literally said you were the first person and now suddenly you're not.

>>518614254
show me the post where I said I was the first person
you won't
because it doesn't exist

>>518614221
>Jacobs Cream Crackers

>>518612329
I can't wait to see your face in another "difficult security incident" report of dead kikes

Aye.

only a matter of time before ofsm appears on kiwi farms to instigate

>>518614305
corrr with cheese

>>518614279
Joshspacker can't scroll up

>>518614318
>difficult security incident

Open hatch and a claymore?

>>518614382
that says the exact opposite of what you're saying I said kek

The nonce was awake all night and is now here in the morning. How does he do this?

>>518614477
nigga I went akip early and woke up at midnight

>>518614477
Team of disruption agents

Do you ever get that feeling like you as a Brit are not the standard or default? Like you are sort of a B story character in some kind of supporting role?

>>518614477
Chairman Mao had similar sleeping patterns

>>518614539
no, I'm the main character

>>518614347
After being called ofsm a few times, there was a time when the thought crossed my mind that my posts on here were being recognised and it was me who you mean.
But I used to be on here a lot more than I am these days. Too much going on now. Literally only read brit/pol/ while having a shit on a weekend morning.

Reminder to filter josh on here

>>518614539
Like Reagan?

>>518612061
The millionaire goes there while his assets remain here.
There's an easy solution.

ngl lads out of all the t-shirt brands I've ever had just for lounging around in, xxl fruit of the loom light basic black t-shirts are the comfiest

>>518614539
What language are you typing in?

>>518614539
Fuck off muttgolem

>>518614695
> never tried Carhartt

>>518612731
>you'd prefer Britain to be more white
I would prefer it to be more British, yes.

>>518614757
I will do now you've said that
FOTL heavy t-shirts are decent for layering up in winter as well, not very soft though

>>518614632
>t. the second of three ofsms
welcome back ofsm lad

>>518614425
I can't even with this mong today.

love you lads me
comfy threads this morning

>>518615055
are you retarded?
you said I said I was the first to mention brit/pol/
that L I T E R A L L Y says the opposite

Went soft inside a lady again lads :(
Nice little brown bird, Indian I think. Still couldn't get it up.

>On 20 March 2019, Blaiklock resigned as party leader after The Guardian enquired about deleted anti-Islam messages from her Twitter account from before she took on the role. Her deleted tweets were recovered by the advocacy group, Hope not Hate. They included comments such as "Islam = submission – mostly to raping men it seems" and "8 people waiting for lift, 5 Muslim girls, 1 black, 1 other Asian Chinese, 1 white. Immediately outside saw a drug deal take place. Looked like Turkey."[7] Nigel Farage, leader of the Brexit party, described her comments about Islam as "horrible and intolerant".[21] In May 2019, The Guardian reported that Blaiklock still remained as a Director of the Brexit Party.[22]
I forgot that she was the original leader of Reform/Brexit, for all the "vibe shift" nonsense I do wonder if she'd still be kicked out if this happened now, has there really been any progress in 6 years?

Brit/pol/ shouldn't be a substitute for real life friends and social interaction.

>>518615040
Ta. Out of the shower now and off to do normies shit.
Death to facefags.

Josh on a melty today :)

>>518614672
Lad come on now. Thatcher couldn't have prosecuted that war against Argentina without YANK involvement.
>>518614727
A language that is the official language of r America. Britain does not yet have an official language. But with enough popular demand, you will surpass us on that by having two official languages: Standard Speech (Classical Pidgin) and Standard English (Roadman/MLE)
>>518614749
t. Sir Reginald Percival Cecil Winthrop-Smythe Esquire, of the House of the Featherstonehaughs of Gelpling Codbury

is british good place to live?

>>518615307
No, awful, go away

is british good place to live?

>>518614727
So this is the best thing he can come up with?

MiniTom sexually touched me in a senlac pod whilst screaming about how darkness will arrive?

Wtf

>>518615214
It does for some it seems, unfortunately

Shan't be baking this weekend.

>>518615301
B- movie war
B- movie actors

>>518615301
>t. Sir Reginald Percival Cecil Winthrop-Smythe Esquire, of the House of the Featherstonehaughs of Gelpling Codbury
kek

>>518615357
Yeah try runcorn, but I think that you might already be there.

>>518615519
aye
gonna be one of them weekends

https://xcancel.com/SandyofSuffolk/status/1976642348286091741#m
>Yesterday I went to Felixstowe. All the cafes, restaurants and pubs were full. Of pensioners. Like me.
>Last week, we went to Bressingham gardens. All the visitors were pensioners. Like me.
>Afterwards we went for a pub lunch. All the customers were pensioners. Like me.
>I've just come back from Notcutts with a friend @b_donc it was full. Full of customers like us. Older people.
>Pensioners are keeping daytime businesses going. If it wasn't for us, there would be loads more business closures.
>Us oldies are really doing our bit to boost businesses and the economy.
>You can thank me.
Of course she's a Deformtard and likes Mike Graham

>>518615307
It depends on how much of a nigger you are. If you're White, it's a terrible place right now, because of all the niggers. If you're a jet black bluegum burrhead with bootlips, it's wonderful, because you get paid lots of bennies and are seen as a hero for saving rNHS. It's part of their religion that there must be an ever-increasing number of niggers in the country to save rNHS, which is the name of their god. You get paid and worshipped just for existing, and you're even allowed to commit all the offences you want without consequence, unless you commit offences against another nigger, in which case you'll be punished like you chinged the king himself.

>>518615654
>>518615357
>>518615307
fucked that up

>>518612329
Lmao
Kekle me shekles

It's all me seriously I started this shit please believe me everyone else is a lying nonce I am Josh I am legion

>>518615606
Aye.

>>518615763
fuck off nonce

>>518615665
>chinged
You're on 4chan you nerd don't talk like you're on road

>>518615641
The eternal narcissism of der boomer.
Never wonders where the younger people are, just celebrates herself.
>Pensioners are keeping daytime businesses going
The young are all at work, keeping the business running and paying the boomer's pension.

A man has life-changing injuries after being shot by Metropolitan Police officers who entered a property in north-east London by force.

>The force said officers had been called to an address in Stow Crescent, Walthamstow, at about 10:00 BST to reports of a man with a gun making threats to kill.

Trained negotiators were called to the scene, and at about 14:00 officers entered the property and discharged their weapons after hearing a bang inside. They had found what they believed to be a gun inside the property, the Met said.

>The force said the incident was being referred to the Department of Professional Standards, which would refer it to the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC).

The Met said that it was called to the property, and the man was alone inside. He was threatening to harm himself, and after a number of hours, threatened to seriously harm anyone coming into the address and shoot himself, the force said.

>The circumstances of what happened prior to officers entering the property, and once they were within the property will form part of an investigation, the Met said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62qp1dm4e3o

You can hazard a good guess at the tone of the skin from the tone of the article

>>518615871
>He was threatening to harm himself
>Police: "Don't shoot yourself, that's our job."
Not allowed to defend yourself, not even allowed to do yourself in. Mad.

>>518615971
Any respectable member of society will have a fully paid up harm licence.

>>518615871
>after being shot by Metropolitan Police
Again? Since when do the bobbies have boomity-bingy-bangy loreicesterderry offencive blarsting sticks, or "guns" as we say in America? Did they really just start giving them all guns recently, en masse, with absolutely no firearms experience, and right when they filled up the police force with illiterate shitskin women? Clown country. The need for McLiberation has never been greater.

>>518616016
All forces (I think) have dedicated firearms squad. From what I know and have read they have to a lot of training and a lot of criticism from the press.

I never normally noncepost but corr this right cutie around 14 was doing ballet in the store, clocked me watching her in the window reflection so decided to move right in front of me. Proper flashed me lmfao. I've had attention from women my age and smiles from the younger lot but never has one been so blatant. I'm not even a bloody nonce but that was too strange not to share and the first time I've ever almost been bricked up in the supermarket.

Thanks for coming to my "the time I was accidentally a Savile" TED talk

>>518616069
Well that's a little less profoundly concerning. Still deebly gonzerned that somebody thought it was appropriate to send the firearm squad to a call about self-harm. But I get it, you're not supposed to kill yourself because you're supposed to let Nurse Bumpupu kill you in the gas pod, so it's technically an act of blasphemy against the authority of rNHS, and blasphemers must die.

Feminine attention-seeking behaviour.

lad I know you're that britfeel anon from the other thread
you're not clever
you're a weird cunt

>>518616146
Bit strange tbqhwy but also understandable. Girls are becoming little slags younger and younger. I don't think you're a true nonce though I mean what man wouldn't struggle to look.

>>518616381
Tired of the namebames pretending to be me just fuck off

Bippittyboppittyboo

>>518616210
When the gas pods are rolled out in full, suicide will be considered theft.

Might start degeneratemaxxing.

>>518616146
We've all been there lad. Have these feelings ever led you to commit any offences which you haven't yet been charged? If not, are you planning on offending soon?

Guys my new game darkness arrives 2 is on the way

Give good reviews or fucking else the senlac family will kidnap you and stick you on the mezzanine level with rCal

>>518616524
funny how you knew I was on about you
rumbled

>>518616624
Alri officer, no need to worry.
No noncesense here just a stoned lapse in judgement. She was cute, though on an objective level.

>>518612329
old meme checks out

https://xcancel.com/y_alibhai/status/1976209633732886571#m
>Dear @RobertJenrick I went to Hampstead shops yesterday and saw no black people. And thought locals should integrate better. Do you agree?
"I went to Uganda and saw no Asians, what happened there?"

>Despite being real, were this to be considered a piece of satire it's so painfully on the nose and unfunny it's like if Private Eye started trying to be anti-woke
>She's had 53 years in Britain and she still uses foreign syntax ("...I went to Hampstead shops..."), if anyone was wondering how well integration was going with the cohort of immigrants that have Oxbridge degrees.

>>518616892
>she still uses foreign syntax ("...I went to Hampstead shops...")
Should be "i went shops" inni

>>518616982
Wait no I really am forren. It should be
>I've gone shops
Brits only ever speak in the present tence, so "i went" does not exist at all

>My fellow Gazans, I come to you not as a conqueror, but as a humble visitor and listener. I carry no weapons, no grudges, only an earnest desire to understand and to share in your hopes.
>Together, may we plant seeds of peace and justice in the soil of your city. I thank you for your openness, and I pledge to listen with humility, walk with care, and speak with honesty.
>Welcome me, and let us walk forward — together.
>Administrator Tony Blair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9nENasXdc8

Maybe you could have been to the shop

>>518617034
*tense

>>518616892
>>>518616892
>Forsooth, this weeknight past did I travel to the market, in Hampstead, and mine eyes beheld not a single negro.

>>518617322
Thats a bit americanised innit? I suspect you spell it suspense instead of suspence too?

>>518617550
Fuck off Miguel.

today's gonna be alright

>>518617660
you look like you have nice well moisturised hands lad

>>518617660
Looks like a sore head in a bag.

>>518616069
They also have their own headquarters seperate from police stations usually outside the town/city and positioned at a junction with good access to 360degree road links.

>>518617550
show us your fanny - you fanny

>>518617660
but what about the microplastics

>>518617656
Settle down Sir Reginald Throckmorton III of the Isle of Glainsburycastle

>>518617700
Probably came into this country up some paki’s arse.

>>518617876
>pic
lmao

>>518617890
The money will go to another Paki to pay for his BMW so he can go cruising with his mates for white schoolgirls to drug and rape.
All druggies deserve to be hanged, funding the enemy.

>>518617890
Am too old for such shenanigans now
Being hydrated is all I desire.

BAME neighbours are smoking weed again. Feels like I can never open any of my windows because of this shite.

https://xcancel.com/LBC/status/1976615618569761094#m
>‘I thought you said you weren’t a conspiracy theorist?!’
>James O’Brien shuts down caller Dave’s ‘fears’ about digital IDs.
Losing it

>>518617965
Aye.
Degenerates.

>>518618047
its dey culture

Wonder what is the total economic value, GDP I guess, of logistics by paki arseholes. Paki arseholes might be responsible for billions of quid spent per year. Requiring all entering pakis to have their arseholes examined by a gammon could erase billions in value.

>>518618047
The number one killer of BAMEs is other BAMEs. So just bring in some more BAMEs and they'll get rid of your problem

>>518618138
Drugs and prostitution are included in all countries GDP figures (Since 2007)

>>518618065
what an absolute wind up merchant. Who listens to this shit

And when carbon credits like flight limitations and beef tokens come in to the Digital ID, he'll turn round and say that was the plan all along

>>518618099
I do not like that apu

>>518618191
He's in favour of it so, to him, it's not a conspiracy.

Remember, always accuse your opponents of being racist and/or conspiracy theorists.

>>518618466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nv1dZCHtm8

>>518617660
saving chewing gum for the next day? very frugal

>>518618446
uhhh what is your picrel

>>518618523
Anything to reduce his carbon footprint.

>>518618446
>no sex counter

>>518618446
?????

>>518618466
accusing them of being nonces is how you win

Andy Burnham has turned Manchester into a diverse utopia. He's going to bring this to every part of the UK when he's prime minister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWtfJ8Fjo-4

>>518618582
He won't be any different from Starmer. He's just another socialist.

>Caller- go!
>H-hi james, Im just phoning in about that football stor
>WE'VE COVERED THAT. NEXT CALLER.
>Hi yes in regards to digital ID, I thin-
>YOU FUCKING DICK. THAT'S A CONSPIRACY YOU TWAT.
>CALL IN NOW, TALK TO ME

>>518618466
Rather be a neo-Nazi white supremacist antisemite then be a minority in my own country for the sake of GDP.

>Since leaving the EDL in 2013, Robinson has gone to great lengths to keep his political language measured. Several prominent commentators — Douglas Murray being an obvious example — regularly make statements that are far more provocative in content than anything he comes out with, but they seem to get away with it. Melanie Phillips wrote a Substack article lambasting Chikli’s announcement as a “very stupid and dangerous mistake” and essentially declaring Robinson beyond the pale for his boorishness. This was despite Phillips having made a career herself writing — normally very incisive — commentary that pays far less heed to liberal sensibilities than Robinson has for the last 12 years.
Also funny is that she and Murray are bum buddies, her quibbling is literally just aesthetics.

>>518618609
Socialists are the enemy of the proletariat. The bourgeoise provides jobs and income to proles and socialists want to take that away.

>>518618582
genuinely surprised the mayor of manchester isn't a wog

>>518614539
>americans trying to explain emotions
>imagine a tv show

>What the fuck do you think this is? A conversation?
>NEXT CALLER.

>>518618630
So many calls, so little time.

>>518618466
I don't know why a fresh new nationalist party doesn't run on this.
>just declare that all your rivals are enemies of rNHS
>say shitskins are killing rNHS
>say race traitors are killing rNHS
>say ofcom are killing rNHS
>say all leftists are killing rNHS
>say that all of the above must be removed from Britain as quickly as possible, without European human rights court oversight, without due process, and that resistance must be punished by death, or else rNHS will die imminently
>say that any disagreement with any of this is heresy against rNHS Himself because you are the human avatar of rNHS and can speak for Him
>say that anyone who doesn't vote for you, expresses skepticism about your ability to speak for rNHS, or tries to discourage others from voting for you is an enemy of rNHS, and they will be retroactively treated as such when you take power
>brits hear all this and accept it without critically thinking about it
>the small cohort who don't accept it are too scared of angering rNHS to speak up or vote against you
>win unprecedented landslide as a new party

>>518618630
lmao

The Sun are doing a big hit piece on Slough as the worst place to live.

>Slough 76% bame.
>Half the bame households don't use English as their main language.
>A third of them identify as non UK

Of the 24% White British only half them identify as English, Welsh, Scottish or N.Ireland with the rest preferring a British only identity. Why are so many Brits giving up their national identities?

>>518618582
>40 minutes

>>518617927
WAHEY!

>>518618683
>And yet despite all this, the British establishment is uniformly and axiomatically hostile to the Jewish State. Any elected British government on the centre-right has to drag the Foreign Office kicking and screaming on the rare occasions they ever try to take a friendly stance to Israel on any issue.
As ever Bayliss is awful when it comes to foreign policy, the British state is literally allied to Israel with a number of treaties in place and we're actively helping them in the current fracas. The real question is that we're not giving Israel a blank cheque to do 100% of what they want and they resent that.

>But there is a growing sense that the London-based Jewish commentariat and political establishment have not been particularly invested or effective in promoting Israel’s interests among the British elite.
Um, take that to its logical conclusion: dual loyalties. Bayliss here is basically applauding British Jews for...looking out for themselves and not a foreign state?

>At least in Britain, though, that opportunity risked going to waste. The appalling antisemitism that followed in the wake of October 7th was met with commentary by Jewish and philosemitic voices in the media that emphasised a sense of bewildered despair, and the question of “how did it come to this?”.
lol, "appalling", lol

>>518618930
english is just a football identity now

>>518618930
Singling out an area like that is a good way to distract people from the fact that most of the country is heading in the same direction. Makes the current pre-Slough state of other cities seem "normal" or even appear good to the people who live there.

>>518618643
The GDP isn't the thing at stake. It's just a means to an end. The GDP being up gives the government favourable interest rates, which is desperately needed when running such an expencive government. The thing eating most of your budget is rNHS. So it's not about being a minority for the GDP per se, it's more about being a minority for your god. If the GDP going down was what was best for rNHS, then you'd be shipping the wogs out. I'd be careful about saying dangerous things about rNHS. There's a reason Starmer refused to rule out blasphemy lawrs.

>>518618980
Move forward to the bit where the diversity starts beating up diverse sheboons. Very enjoyable

>>518618930
>alley sex on mattresses
Even our street whores have more class than most of the world.

>>518618990
>Many British Jews are unnerved by what they fear is an emerging strain of ethnonationalism on the British Right. Regardless of its historical authenticity, it is quite clear that the concept of an English ethnicity puts question marks around the Englishness of English Jews — even if that ethnic dimension of Englishness exists in parallel to cultural and civic definitions. Beyond that, the focus on immigration in sustaining the rise of a political populism which is seen as threatening to the institutions around which many British Jews have built their careers and professional attachments. Most obviously the Conservative and Labour Parties, as well as elements of the judiciary and legal system.
Unintentional comedy

>More profoundly than that, there is the membership of — and tribal allegiance to — the values of the metropolitan, cosmopolitan, professional classes, which preclude anything that even smells of prejudice toward foreigners or immigrants. To be very clear, this is because of the class background of prominent Jewish individuals, not because of their Judaism.
Sure thing bud.

>The entire experience is likely to be extremely uncomfortable for many British Jews.
So what?

>Britain’s Pakistani and Bangladeshi communities are growing increasingly confident and politically assertive, and they are likely to play a far more prominent role in the organised Left after the next general election. The degree and vehemence of the antisemitism in those communities has been ignored and underestimated, and it is going to be poisonous if it isn’t countered robustly and without compromise. This will create a risk of political violence and physical intimidation.
Why would any actual Brit given a single solitary ounce of a fuck over such a minor issue? We Brits as a majority are at risk, British Jews are a very small group that has broadly got away unharmed until now and they always have a Plan B.

>>518610659
why does she look so old? She's in her 20s isn't she?

>>518619073
if you add &t=XXX to the end of the URL

where XXX is the seconds in the video it saves me some valuable time

>Violent protests in Lahore, eastern Pakistan – security forces have begun to use live fire rounds.
>11 civilian casualties reported.
>Pro-Tehreek-i-Labbaik protestors accuse the Chief of Staff Asim Munir (arguably the most powerful man in Pakistan) of "surrendering to Israel and the US"

I often think about killing myself. Not necessarily in the ‘woe-is-me-I-hate-the-world’ kind of way, but I just think about it. Pressing the off switch that is. Nil cognition. Off to the next stage of things. I don’t think I’d ever actually do it, though, is the thing. But I do ponder it. Any of you bros understand what I’m trying to grasp here?

>>518618846
>what does that mean you faggot? So many calls, so little time? You gay or something?
>I control how many calls I take. We can stay on this call all day if you like and I'll just call you a faggot for 2 hours straight

>>518619108
>The fact that these groups were willing to organise anti-Israeli demonstrations in response to a specifically antisemitic act of terrorism should leave us in no doubt about how far outside of the current norms of British politics they are willing to act.
Protests aren't outside the norms of British politics, and Oct 7th could very reasonably be called a military operation between two states at war, meaning that supporting it is on par with supporting Ukrainian offensives.

>The reality of mass immigration is one of Britain becoming more like the rest of the world. This means more people thinking about themselves and others in explicitly ethnic terms, in ways which English people hitherto have not, but most people in the rest of the world do. And without an honest and organised plan of response, it may also mean Britain descending to global averages in terms of the safety of Jewish people. In this new Britain, liberal Jews should note that there are far more sinister voices than that of Tommy Robinson.
Again, who cares? Every time Bayliss writes something ok he's quick to remind you want a tedious status quo shill he really is.

>>518619156
Isn't it strange how different India and Pakistan are after such a relatively short time apart

>>518619156
Guess we've got to open more asylum routes then.

>>518619206
>both full of smelly brown people
I don't see the difference

My entire existence is characterised by profound suffering, depicted by deep despair and marked by a constant sense of anguish, filled with overwhelming distress and relentless misery. I perceive my sorrowful, grief-stricken life as entirely wretched. My days are delineated by profound unhappiness.

Julia Gilando, 34, decided she needed a facelift to fix asymmetry in her face after having issues with the jaw alignment earlier in her life.

>Although many of her friends said they couldn't see a problem with her face, she felt it, "trusted her gut", and flew to Turkey for her procedure, which cost $8,000 (£6,000).

"After my surgery I spent two days in hospital and then had to fend for myself. I was so swollen I couldn't see.

>"There were some dark times, it was a whole mental rollercoaster of emotions,

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxwvr57424o

>.

>>518619301
Cheer up, m8.

baff time then burgers
corrrrr

>>518619380
Why isn't the BBC calling it Türkiye? Isn't that the acceptable thing to call that country now?

>>518619380
Why am I getting images of Minority Report reading that story

>>518619467
Nudge articles aim for the widest audience.

>>518619381
wanted to convey how I'm feeling, I've got to put some shelves up and prepare the cottage pie for din dins later.

>>518619301
finally a good post

>>518619301
Still - mustn't grumble eh?

>>518619301
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

>>518613103
That's a Jewish creeper

>>518619467
We're taking asylum seekers from Turkey so any kind of cultural respect is off the table

>>518619532
cottage pie sounds nice mate

>>518619789
Why do they need asylum? Isn't their country a paradise? All of the adverts for it and all of the youtube shorts/tiktoks people post here make it look like a beautiful, rich and peaceful place.

>>518619380
>£6,000

Putting aside the sheer stupidity of going to a developing country to get unnecessary surgery on the cheap, this isn't going to be much cheaper than going private in the UK, especially given the additional cost of the flight and hotel.

>>518619899
6 in 1 op? Probably at least triple

>>518619830
>Why do they need asylum?

It's a muslim country so you just need to claim that you're a homo, the request will get rubber stamped while you get a free hotel stay, and then you can bring your wife and kids over.

>>518619899
For me it was the story a few years back of a Britnig going to Mexico to get her eye colour changed to blue, them performing the surgery without putting her under, and then on her return she develops two cataracts which naturally rNHS has to take care of.

>>518612689
>even our slags are pushing boundaries.
Modern porn is too profoundly revolting and godawful in every way for me, but that English slag Holly Wellin has been entertaining my willy since I first started using it two decades ago. They just don't do porn like that anymore, and she was one of the best at it. Porn used to be about simulating a kinky, dirty sexual encounter you would actually want to have, with a fit larse who checks all the boxes, knows how to talk and act, and cares about putting on a good performance that's different every time. Now it's about shock and disgust and everything being as extreme as possible all the time.

The larses are not beauties: they've got mid to ugly faces, which could really use makeup, but when they wear makeup, it's clown mode instead of sexy accents. They're covered in graffiti and plastic surgery. Their genuine thrill of doing porn is gone, so they all seem bored. They can't hide the drugged-out look in their dead eyes. You can't watch them erotically strip out of normal clothes, because the video starts with them wearing something you'd never see in real life. They don't express themselves or even try to portray emotions at all, just fluoride stares, except for the few who do stupid trendy faces like ahegao. Those kinky blowjobs with eye contact that would start with teasing head licking and gradually speed up into full-throated, moaning blowjobs are gone: replaced with instant violent throat fucking that they just kinda take without doing anything except the occasional gasp, while they look away to the non-POV camera instead of making eye contact. It's never a POV sex simulation: it's always a gangbang or orgy, usually with niggers, filmed from the cuck chair. They usually get pissed on, and often will swallow it, but very few swallow spaff. They usually don't talk at all, and if they do, it's tedious low-effort comments that betray a total lack of personality. The room lighting is too artificial for immersion.

>>518619993
Going from Turkiye to the UK is a downgrade in every way though, isn't it?

>>518620045
may as well just get on the plane then straight off again at Heathrow. It'll look the same as if you're in Turkey anyway

>>518617660
You on the monke again

>>518618047
> Doesn’t like the smell of flowers

>>518620141
Doesn't smell anything like flowers, mate. It's acrid and it soaks into my furniture.

>>518620197
It’s flowers, ban all florists

Weed smell is a companion piece to the broken window theory

this kiwifarms stuff is a massive JTRIG capitalist PSYOP to deter us from discussing Marxism.

discuss Marxism.

>>518620273
Got some nice Dragons Breath

>>518619830
keep trying to send them back. Story other day about an Afghan in Britain fighting a deportation to Turkey because he was being persecuted for his political beliefs

>>518612977
They will let addicts gamble freely and often keep sending out offers and advertising, under the guise of trying to stop them with GAMSTOP or whatever other bullshit schemes they run. They know what they're doing, and they encourage 'profitable' (for them) players as much as possible.
Many bookies run other companies which don't fall under UK regulations and if you're flagged as a profitable player, especially if you've requested a time-out, they will spam you with sign up offers from shady bookies and casinos they run abroad. If it's not directly them, they're either selling your details or using them as a way to make affiliate revenue.
If you're a winner though they'll restrict your account asap because they can't have people who know what they're doing making money.
The KYC and other ID verification schemes are a way for bookies to target problem gamblers and punish people who know how to play the game. Details are often shared between bookies so they can target the big losers and blacklist winners before they even sign up.
The Gambling Commission has to be the most corrupt entity in the UK. There's so much political sleaze and cronyism surrounding it. They set up policies and regulations that only benefit the bookies, while gaslighting that it's for the good of the customers.
The entire gambling industry is set up to fleece retards. The government are complicit and often have their fingers in the bookie's pies.
>t. matched bettor

>>518620408
corr. that'll really make you smell like a nigger.

>>518620408
Have you ever smelled the breath of a dragon?

> Sosban 7am

>>518620112
yeah, not as good as last time tho

>>518620425
Us being duty bound to defend Turkey via NATO but also it being a cesspit that nobody can returned to but also a popular tourist destination and an EU candidate country is very funny.

I want an Italian or Spanish gf

>>518618099
Don't do that, fren. Not comfy.

>>518620445
Modern life is about making money from retards. People shouldn’t want or need the government involved in stuff like this.

might head to istanbul and get some türkiye teeth

>>518620546
Stamp?

>>518620588
What are some easy ways to make retards part with their money?

>>518620628
> don’t do it Billy

>>518618609
Starmer is not a socialist. Neither was Blair. We’ve had neoliberalism since 1979.

>>518620663
I don't know about easy.

>>518620640
hold on ill find it

>>518620663
Robbery
>Make money with this one easy trick

>>518620640
MNY stamp

>>518620445
Identical issues in australia actually.
There's also all the fud about chauvin and floyd both formerly working as security in a casino owned by city officials and suspected of laundering that everyone stopped talking about.

>>518620663
offer them a blowjob

New

>>518620919
>>518620919
>>518620919

>>518618930
> Why are so many Brits giving up their national identities?

Because they realise there’s nothing they can do about it. The two main parties are in favour of mass immigration and the last Tory government oversaw the biggest demographic changes in England since the Black Death. They’ve only been out of office for a year and people are already ready to give them another chance. You can’t argue with stupidity. People voted for this and will continue to do so.

>>518620540
Bit of Tropicana too.

>>518620997
We need to do everything we can to keep Labour in power.

>>518620755
Not heard of that one
>>518621054
tv mob make me laugh
Guava and the blue kush were below par tbqh