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Best known for being a fully grown man discovering things fall towards the earth when an apple fell on his head.

Newton was mentally retarded... my 2 yearold understands objects fall towards the earth.

Do we just praise him because he wad a crypto Jew?

>>518630727 (OP)
Best known for being a fully grown man discovering things fall towards the earth *after an apple fell on his head.

Newton was mentally retarded... my 2 yearold understands objects fall towards the earth.

Do we just praise him because he *was a crypto Jew?

>>518630727 (OP)
That story is fake and made up by his niece, just like the story that he solved the brachistochrone problem in an afternoon.

>>518630727 (OP)
Yes he was and got everything wrong and negative velocity against positive velocity the baseball outside the baseball of the car inertia is a false state ment its force applied against force

>>518631178
I get that but why is that the go to story to prove his genius? The story makes him sound like an idiot

>>518630894
If they have density in relation to force application based on air and its properties giving way to a solid everyone knew that shot and thats not science thats known by everyone

>>518631389
You're not the only one to think that.

>>518630727 (OP)
Wouldn't everyone else be retarded if he was the first person to put two and two together?

>>518630727 (OP)
>Was Isaac Newton actually retarded?
We know (((who))) is seething about Sir Isaac Newton and why.

>>518631345
>positive velocity the baseball outside the baseball of the car inertia is a false state ment its force

>>518631400
i know.. So why is that his iconic story?

A fucking man had a eureka moment when an apple hit his head.

My son learned that days after being born. Newton was retarded and probably only talked about because he was a crypto jew.

>>518630727 (OP)
Why did nigga make Calculus?

>>518630727 (OP)
That's the version we tell little kids because calculus is too high level for them to understand.
He didn't figure out apples fall. He figured out that the moon is also falling and how to precisely calculate the movements of heavenly bodies, like moons or planets. Using his newly invented (by him) calculus.

>>518631462
contrary to what society wants you to believe:
> other humans are in fact a huge problem

>>518631462
very nice, thanks, saved

>>518631485
I think its akin to clapping for a retarded person tying their own shoes.

>>518630727 (OP)
>Newton was mentally retarded... my 2 yearold understands objects fall towards the earth.
We know, your two years old probably also invented calculus before he learnt how to talk.
Newton clearly was a retard.

>>518630727 (OP)
No, I can't tell you WHY the apple falls. But I can measure it. I can predict how long it will take for it to hit the ground. I have a very good understanding of it and that's good enough for me. I'm not distracted by the philosophical side of WHY the apple falls

>>518631512
Pretty sure the world claps for Newton for the same reason the world claps for Einstein. A jew that can spell his own name is fairly impressive.

>>518631775
But we knew all that shit for thousands of years. Thats like me taking credit for discovering the sun.

>>518631512
i'll omit here the part where chatgpt wanted to agressivly teach me that the jews are totally not guilty of coin clipping and instead recommended me to visit israel and kiss the wall

>>518630727 (OP)
Based retard

>>518631995
Didnt he just translate some Arabic author?

Kinda like how Einstein was a patent clerk and lifted his ideas from tnt patents

>>518632297
Wasnt the mint a job exclusively for jews?

>>518632438
before the jews took over, the white man was superior in financial matters

>>518633147
huh? jews were the mint boys from over 2000 yeara ago. Kikes have always been the worshipful masters of the coin. Thats why people hate them

>>518630727 (OP)
He never had sex with a woman, a sign of his ultra high intelligence

gravity isn't real, but molecular magnetism is

>>518633573
Okay but at what age were you when you discovered objects fall towards the earth? Were you a fully grown man like Newton or a lot younger?

>>518633740
obviousness of your question aside, the simplicity of the story is brand to educate a child's mind. kind of like /pol threads.

>>518633882
try teaching a 3 year old child about molecular magnetism. the adult that posted this thread still has the mind of a child

>>518631731
>A fucking man had a eureka moment when an apple hit his head.
Jung postulated that we stumble upon solutions through our dreams

>>518634026
You don't need any abstract knowledge to understand objects fall towards the earth.

just another "hate western institutions" thread, nothing to see here but third world nonsense.

it must suck not being American

>>518634165
see >>518634174
enjoy your low standards of living behind internet proxies

Yes hyperintelligent man was akshually stupid. Why didnt we notice earlier???

>>518634174
>hes using logic to rationalize historical stories told to us as kids. he must be from another country

i am American you fucking retard.

>>518634303
Because we believe some stories and characters were actually true events.

>>518633224
>jews were the mint boys from over 2000 yeara ago
if it is a continues 2000 years of being mint boys, it puts a big question mark on the wide spread 109 meme

>>518630727 (OP)
The apple story isnt real. And likely the story about dropping different wieghts from the leaning tower of pizza.

What Newton did was mathematically describe the motions of objects produced by actions of gravitational interactions.

>>518635911
jews are invited into countries newly conquered by Rome/catholic church to run the new economy. later they are removed to go run some new economy.

1066 england is conquered by the catholic church. first thing they do is import jews to run the economy.

>>518630727 (OP)
DOES your two year old fight over calculus notation with leibnitz too?
also leibnitz won, git over it, fuck newton's grandstanding and unwarranted self importance

>>518631389
LET'S GO DEVILS

>>518630727 (OP)
>when an apple fell on his head
Made up tale.
Unlike a nigger, Newton could IMAGINE A ROSY RED APPLE FALLING.
Niggers can't understand that concept of 'imagining something in yo head'.

>>518636694
>1066 england is conquered by the catholic church
merican education

I thought he was best known for inventing calculus and F = ma, not to mention the law of gravity. Basically 90% of kinematics

>>518631731
I also want to consume their tits to absorb their power.

>>518630727 (OP)
>my 2 yearold understands objects fall towards the earth.
Does he also understand why that happens?

>>518631389
The story isn't to prove he is a genius. The story is supposed to show that all you need to come up with an idea is inspiration. You can tell a woman came up with the story.
In reality Newton just followed the math. He didn't ''discover gravity,'' he just observed reality and measured it. Once he measured reality he created a framework that predicts how reality works in hypothetical scenarios.

A big problem is that the entire education system is taken over by women, so you have these retarded stories like how Lincoln chopped down a tree and he can't tell a lie because he chopped down a tree. It's pure female retardation. The real story of explaining how people came up with their ideas is too complicated, it all has to be this simple shit of X happened therefore I Y.

>>518630727 (OP)
He literally instrumental in the creation of modern calculus, you dumbass shitskin.

>>518638682
Why are you responding to a shittoid kike frankly like that? It's not capable of a frank discussion. it's literally just a satanic abortion.

>>518630727 (OP)

Yyyyoooooo..... don't even get me started on Einstien island.

>>518638682
yeah he uses g and G as different gravitational constants, he can also calculate gravity in other planets based on their weight and even has a degree in refractiometerology so he can calculate the composition of stars from their color spectrum

This is the true and rather insane story of Newton.
Goes to Cambridge and learns Aristotle.
Writes categories down of things he wishes to know.
Pursues those but realizes he needs math.
Goes to the math dept and is given various famous texts.
Generalizes every text into his own math tool analysis tool kit (calculus)
Figures out everything he wants to know about gravity, orbits, navigation, then decides he's figured it out and tells noone.
Spends all his free time since doing alchemy, building telescopes and giving algebra lessons at Cambridge and casually drops his binomial theorem he invented.
Decades later helps some famous astronomer figure out some calculations with ease and the guy is like why the fuck are not publishing this???
There's no proofs of infinitesimals so he privately circulates his calculus asking if anyone has any kind of proofs or work in the field which noone does. Liebniz reads these letters and responds.
Decides wait a minute I can prove the entire thing using geometry so masters ancient greek geometry and projective geometry.
Writes the Principia and proves everything using limits but in geometry form (invents limits).
Becomes super famous and decides to quit Cambridge.
Gets a noshow job at the mint.
Treats it seriously and takes over the entire mint producing the finest coins in history.
Goes after counterfeiters himself literally dressing up undercover then having royal soldiers jump the criminals after and beat them.
Becomes insanely rich, is carried around London in one of those rickshaws.
Lives with the equivalent of a Paris Hilton (his niece), has gigantic parties at his house where he wows the crowd with science guy shit.
Produces the best booze (cider) at the time and gets rich from that too.
Loses half his fortune in a scam, gives rest to his niece and her husband.
Final act before dying is building this ridiculously accurate sundial in their backyard out of carved stone that shows current time/date on every continent.

>>518640333
legendary and checked

>>518640333
To see how genius Newton actually was in his notebooks which are all in some museum he misunderstood Descartes in this one section who says "it is easy to figure out everything you want to know about a curve so I'll let the reader do this" but this is a latin translation error and actually an unsolved problem that not only does Newton solve on his own but he generalizes it and solves the rest of the text instantly with that theory. "wow that's neat, okay I'm done with math". Then he's just this wandering calculator who if you ask him something he immediately hands you the solution. "Oh you want the comet's position over the next 3 months sure here you go"

so, did he ever actually define gravity or just observe it's æffects. . .

>>518630727 (OP)
Probably just some apple of knowledge allegory.

>>518630894
he was a freemason, this is common knowledge.

>>518641543
Okay but have you considered that shitskin brownoid OP believes some story about an apple falling to the ground, and therefore concluded that Newton was dumb? Checkmate

>>518630727 (OP)
>Do we just praise him because he wad a crypto Jew?
Kikes are America’s gods. Americans fear kikes like a mortal would fear God. They’re not allowed to curse or speak ill of kikes, like how you mustn’t blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against kikes and beg for mercy, like you’d beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they’re allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous kikes, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created bank notes for kikes for this very purpose. USA gets two annual days of reverence, while kikes get an entire pride month plus INRI’s birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease kikes. This is because kike worship is the official religion of America.

>>518642062
>>518642553
Best I could find digging through his Cambridge notes was during the plague he would observe apples falling at his family farm and that gave him gravity insight. Later when he was living at his party house his niece would tell everyone it fell on his head as a joke.

His niece if you look her up was the only girl allowed at the KitKat club which was some Tory party men's only bar because she was super pretty and told offensive jokes. Every celebrity in continental Europe would come to his house to try and get with his niece and Newton hated foreigners so would often tell them to fuck off.

Newton also would joke about this story at the court of some Princess who liked him so much he went over there every week to entertain by performing david copperfield tier tricks like making his hand disappear with mirrors and shit. Guy was definitely not the "miserable loner" that shitty modern documentaries claim.

>>518643197
>tories
correction the Whig party

Also the stories of Newton being detective Columbo and walking around London at night with armed goons to jump coin clippers and counterfeiters is surprisingly not told often. Imagine the most famous scientist in London drinking cider undercover at a dive bar so he can get criminals to sell him counterfeits then returning with a goon squad of soldiers to stomp them out and give a warning to everyone else you better not fuck with my coins. Whatever amount of counterfeits he seized he then paid the soldiers in real money so it was a lucrative job being Newton's goon and the mint shared space with the army.
There's another story of thieves robbing soldiers outside the mint at night so Newton set a trap for them too and made sure everyone of them was executed even after they wrote him letters pleading for mercy.

>>518630727 (OP)
Mutts say this then basedface when a nigger or a Mexican decide to deep fry a piece of meat

>>518630727 (OP)
Op, you are too stupid to understand a simple story. The point is not that apples falls, but that celestial bodies move in our sky by the same principle that made apples fall.