Thread 518648442

>>518648442 (OP)
kek lil jeety boys can't stop taking Ls

I dont know go ask them

>>518648442 (OP)
they're vegetarians faggots so yeah

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>>518648629
Dabbing on that Timmy kek

>>518648629
>didnt took a shit on him to remind him his origins

>>518648442 (OP)
good referee

>>518649790
Which one is the Canadian? The cat?

>>518648998
that's shitty tho

>>518648442 (OP)
Height difference is no joke, imagine being so short someone can kick you in the face while lying on their back

>>518648442 (OP)
I think they're forced to shower before a pro fight, so their toxic AOE doesnt work

>>518650057
kek

>>518649790
Should've axe-kicked him in the spine for hitting him with the helmet.

>>518648442 (OP)
some are very smart in his defense

>>518648944
Isn't it illegal for chink to hold the cage as he is hitting the jeet

>>518648442 (OP)
Perhaps but they have adapted.
They breed uncontrollably and shit everywhere to drive away the invader.

>>518648629
That stickjeet is like half the other guy's mass. Do they retardedly overestimate their strength because of all those cringe bollywood movies they watch?

Pretty good trick, someone should come up with a ground based style that targets the head with kicks!

jeets have been trying to break into MMA recently for whatever reason, and all of the jeet "fighters" are basically untrained with faked and frauded records to get into a promotion. this happened even to UFC, because a billion people sound like a good market, until you get hit with the reality of literally ZERO sports culture in their entire shitstinking continent and none of them have even the slightest shred of athleticism or martial arts prowess, they have no speed, power, reactiontime, strength, endurance, cardio, and they all get knocked out to the lightest taps. its insane.
they literally scamcall themselves into the UFC to get permanent brain damage live.

Where's the memes of these super strong Indians at?

All I see is weak bitch ass Indians getting fucked up every single time.

>>518650628
nope

>>518648442 (OP)
>Did being the physically weakest race make poojeets the easiest to conquer?
This is a race that treated each other like slaves, and slaves never get fed enough to thrive. Given enough time, they will become fundamentally feeble and incapable of thriving even in times of abundance, because they will use their newfound gains to abuse others.

>>518650628
>Isn't it illegal for chink to hold the cage as he is hitting the jeet

Sure. They should rematch so Rajesh gets ktfo again.

>>518650804
It's amazing how stupid they are as a race. Their bacterium level strategy for survival is just reproduce as much as possible, otherwise they would have been wiped out long ago.

>>518649790
>>518648901
I had the same vibes
Asian have hands

>>518650253
>webm
There have been studies that people are extremely bad at differentiating between fantasy and reality in audiovisual media. Even if Bollywood says it's exaggerated caricature, the human mind has few mental safeguards and they believe in ridiculous shit like this anyways.

>>518649790
Haha that chinaman is smiling by the end. What a pathetic specimen the stinkjeet is.

>>518651000
His dick looks like a ball, like he just has three bollocks.

>>518648442 (OP)
if you like watching men of global south races rubbing up together to an audience. you are a closet homosexual.

>>518650920
>This is a race that treated each other like slaves, and slaves never get fed enough to thrive. Given enough time, they will become fundamentally feeble and incapable of thriving even in times of abundance, because they will use their newfound gains to abuse others.

The crazy thing is that Indians enslaved Africans.

>>518648442 (OP)
Starting to feel sorry for Pajeets, they maybe a disgusting race of subhumans but we ultimately have to live on the same planet. We live side by side with rats, cockroaches and fleas. Why not the Poojeet. Perhaps they just need to be contained away from humans?

>>518650692
>That stickjeet is like half the other guy's mass. Do they retardedly overestimate their strength because of all those cringe bollywood movies they watch?

That and the demoralising memes of them looking like a brown Brock Lesnar to own 'Timmy'.

Like 20k white people didn't show up to effortlessly take over their country with a population of 300 million during Raj.

Fantasy is better than reality when you're brown skinned.

>>518650692
Yep. A lot of them think they're all like the most ripped athlete jeet in their entire country. I've seen guys square off cause "Indian strength" or something promptly to get beaten up by the scrawniest Timmy or Jamal you've ever seen.
I'd feel sorry for them but they're just such fucking assholes to everyone around them.

>>518650628
That's mostly so your fingers don't get caught and broken if you fall with an opponent's weight on you
Nothing wrong here

>>518651371
>but we ultimately have to live on the same planet
Do we?

>>518650692
>>518648629
Jeets must suffer some some racially built in anosognosia, not even african niggers are this oblivious when getting a fight.

>>518650804
It's about having a fighter that will garner views in the target demographic country.
Same as all the Dagestanis. Ari isn't a creative guy. The wealthy in India have a lot of money to throw around as well

>>518652171
ofcourse, thats what i said, it seems like an untapped market, so they are willing to take some jeets, but they all get destroyed first round and don't even seem to have amateur records, its completely alien to india.

>>518648442 (OP)
They are as bad at fighting as they are at coding. Indian coding has stereotypes of being cowshit-tier.

>>518651322
Those would be natives. They're hardy as fuck. Almost the complete opposite.

>>518648442 (OP)
perfect example of how indians see themselves compared to blacks in the world, only to be dealt with by reality

>>518652594
>perfect example of how indians see themselves compared to blacks in the world, only to be dealt with by reality

They frequently try to scam black people only to get fucked up for it anon.

>>518651322
>zigger education

>>518650628
He was already knocked out by that point, but a little bit of leaway is always given to the fighters. It takes tremendous self control to adjust yourself in that situation and figure out how not to break the rules. Like if he would've continued to keep punching the jeet like that then it would've been a problem.

>>518652289
They'll probably make more handpicked fights. Let the jeets beat some cans to pad their stats. I don't use the term crush the cans, because that would require strength

>>518652730
Saaaar I am black like you! I am not the Timmy saar!

>>518651000
I despise jeets but I wouldn't go as far as the chink. Chinks are fucking cruel man..

>>518651222
Checked. Whenever he's taking a piss, he's pissing on his ballsack

>>518650628
Rules lawyer.

>>518653388
you can't record-pag a fighter to marketable status, if they want to tap in on the jeet market, they would have to find a jeet that can actually fight and therefore sell PPV's, what's actually going to happen is they will probably keep finding some jeets here and there (probably from a western country), and they will keep getting rekt first round, first fight. there are no cans for them to crush because they are the biggest cans you could find, amateurs from any other place would walk all over them.

>>518649528
It would of been perfect if he told the jeet he was the juggernaut before slamming the poo on the ground

>>518653635
record-pad*

>>518648442 (OP)
They also have the smallest brains, tiniest dicks, and are the least attractive. That's why jews humiliate us by giving them all the h1b jobs on slave wages, but now that everything is literally falling apart due to h1b jeets they're probably gonna get sent back or shot

>>518648944
This one looks like a regular fight until the jeet tries to grab onto him. You can visibly see how disgusted the asian gets and he just loses control and savagely destroys the jeet as if a survival instinct kicked in. The jeet literally crying at the end when they show his face is priceless.

>>518648442 (OP)
they're easy to knock out because their brains only occupy about 10% of their skulls. The rest is rape tissue, which is very soft.

>>518648901
another poopjet getting brutally knocked out by a chink in UFC? Is it like a tradition now?

>>518649790
this is malaysia not canada btw

>>518650565
people need to learn to control their emotions. jesus fucking christ. like a preschooler. all on video too

>>518649528
Shouldve suplexed him into the toilet

>>518653541
How the fuck were they able to reach almost 2bn humanoid fecaloids it's beyond me. They're so frail. Literally if i turned cannibal, they won't be able to do shit

>>518654277
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>>518649790
That guy obviously has worked his entire life since he was like a baby, no way was he letting that shit slide.

>>518653541
Why the fuck did this randomly turn into a fight lol

>>518648442 (OP)
Honestly, they're just a very low IQ people. They don't understand what's happening around them. Kitboga offers a huge sampling of what Indians are like. They're just very very stupid people.

>>518654655
it's supposed to be unopposed chest slaps but the one guy hit yellow in the face. even i understand this as a white guy in America.

>>518649420
There is nobody alive that could beat me with my 5 best friends this is hilarious

>>518651371
they live on a massive swathe of land seperated from the rest of the world by massive mountains, its a cursed zone nobody was meant to discover or let leak.

>>518654277
>How the fuck were they able to reach almost 2bn humanoid fecaloids
Their shitty culture encourages poor poos to breed like rabbits.
Who knows? Maye your 15th turd is the one who makes you rich.

>>518653541
This might sound weird but I almost envy these clowns. This was how a lot of nerds were back in the day. You could be mindlessly delusional. So long as your immediate surrounding group thought you were "cool" you could live your entire adult life believing you were. That must be how India still is. There's probably little cliques of totally delusional retards doing stupid shit like this thinking it's tough or cool and they're just getting away with it. They even force the women to perpetuate the delusion by raping them.

>>518655978
you just described indian joker

>>518648442 (OP)
>Did being the physically weakest race make poojeets the easiest to conquer?
They didn't even win their country back in a war like the Irish did; they will never have that boast in history.

Take that into consideration

Poopshits let themselves get beaten with sticks until Britbongs got tired of them and decided it was no longer worth anything after occupying their shit hovel for 200 years.

And the funny thing is, they didn't even take it from fucking dirty Ranjeeshes; they were already occupied by then by the Mughal Empire until Queen Elizabeth decided it was ripe for the taking, as they were having their own political struggles/civil wars, and told the East Indian Trading Company to fortify settlements under their control.

>>518650692
they believe firmly in their infallible conviction of casteism, that he as an indian is higher than non-indians. in his belief, lower castes will not dare to go against him.
turns out his belief isn't worth outside of india

>>518650804
one of reason why jeets overrran IT software sector but absent & abysmal in machinery, electronics, manufacturing, construction. codes can be copy/pasted like online homework assignments but actual tangible object products cannot.

They rather scam everyone that they are doing the job that actually doing it. for one that actually doing it are considered losers.
Basically, they throw trashes on the streets everywhere and see that people that clean it up are subhuman losers.

>>518651610
you should notice that all their memes are basically 100% plagiarizing original memes, and claim it as theirs, with retort "no u"

>>518652730
niggers unironically are lucky on treating pajeets: straightforward violence. it is practically useless to talk, argue, debate with indians.

>>518648442 (OP)
There is no greater dishonour than defeat by a nigger foot

>>518650253
RIP Pullo. 13!

>>518648442 (OP)
kek let his feet free cuz he thought about rape time

>>518648442 (OP)
the ref was smooth af

>>518648442 (OP)
Stepped in shit from his back

>>518649790
nice cot

>>518648442 (OP)
Pajeet weakness is one of the things that makes me doubt my racial hypotheses.

Jeets are clearly mixed race Australoids, when you look at the darker jeets they’re almost identical to abbos, papuans etc, and yet those guys are basically niggers when it comes to athleticism, look at the Fiji niggers in rugby 7s, they don’t need any skill to win, they just nigger sprint in a straight line and score easily.

So where does the unbelievable physical ineptitude of the jeet come from?

>>518648629
What weak little bitch boy punches

>>518648846
>>518648901
>>518648944
Something happened to the UFC a few years back, when they started slinging contracts out left and right for that Dana white spin off ego project, suddenly you start seeing pathetic records turning up on mains and prelims, like fucking 8-0 or 9-2, in the fucking UFC. I don’t know if they just stopped paying big money and decided to go for quantity over quality, but I sure as shit never expected to see jeets in the octagon.

>>518659779
punching legit needs to be taught, crazy easy to tell when people have never done it

kid dislocated his thumb once punching me in the skull from behind as hard as he could, retard tucked his thumb into his fist before he made contact, made the follow up easy but I saw stars for a good 20 seconds

>>518648442 (OP)
Wait which one is Indian and which one is British

>>518648442 (OP)
They have never been conquered, they were briefly colonized. No one can stop the great toilet from overflowing.

>>518656810
>niggers unironically are lucky on treating pajeets: straightforward violence. it is practically useless to talk, argue, debate with indians.

You're totally right anon.

I have had the misfortune of having to deal with Rajesh's who work in customer service.

There's 2 types of Indians that work in customer service.

1: The Indian who cannot understand you. Naturally your problem isn't fixed.

2: The Indian who can understand you. Your problem still doesn't get fixed.

Now when I'm interested in buying a product I call their companies customer service ahead of time. If Ranpreet answers the phone I hang up then proceed to not buy the product.

>>518660045
Eh that kid will fall back on his size for his entire life and be totally fine. He proved it by doing what every big lug does when he grabbed the other kid and instapulverized him into unconscious with that shitty suplex.
Size/weight>all

>>518650628
No, you can’t use the cage to stop yourself from being wrestled to the floor.

He’s gaining no advantage from holding the cage while punching, other than that he’s leaning slightly and nobody really thinks that’s changing whats happening there.

Guys cheat all the time by holding the cage to help defend a takedown. The most famous example is Brazilian favela monkey Jose Aldo on route to losing to superior wrestler Chad mendes, he is about to get taken down, grabs the cage and slips Chad off and then knees the prone man as he was just rising from his knees and gets a cheap knockout win.

Little shit. I hate him.

>>518660081
the black guy is indian

>>518648442 (OP)
I bet he emptied his bowels when he went out

>>518648442 (OP)
yeah they are physically weak and half of them die from disease and that's before the fighting even starts

>>518650179
He did get shit in his hands, yes

>>518660315
That’s some sort of ghanianigger.

>>518660239
I didnt have anyone to teach me how to fight so i didnt understand this growing up. I tell my sons to avoid all fights and especially avoid fights with people bigger than them.

>>518660626
Yeah that's good, all guys have to learn at some point that the biggest guys you can't fuck with unless you really know what you're doing. They're why guns and spears and bows and shit were made in the first place.

>>518651322
Feather not dot.
Wah wah not bud bud.

>>518653752
Niggers are the least attractive. An ugly jeet is still almost human and not an obvious chimpanzee.

>>518648442 (OP)
Which one is British?

>>518651000
so tiny

thousands of years without selection pressures will do that