Thread 518650550

Ambush gone wrong!

55 Chinese sailors, including the captain of nuclear sub Type093, got ghosted for real after getting caught in their own trap meant for the #US.

The PLA Navy’s biggest threat might just be itself.

#CCP, of course, denies everything as standard procedure.

many such cases

>>518650550 (OP)
it’s like Wile. E Coyote military

>>518650616
>>518650550 (OP)
I'm on the sub, guys. We're fine, don't believe the imperialist lies.

What was the trap?

>>518650550 (OP)
How

>>518650752
An antisubmarine net if the rumors at the time are to be believed.
>>518650667
ACME Products at your service!

>>518650752
>What was the trap?
A screen door

>>518650752
an industrial lathe

>>518650550 (OP)
The wunderwaffe for WW3 is Taiwan covering their coasts with escalators.

>>518650752
Michelle Obama

>>518650550 (OP)
>no source
>no date
>no specifics
>twitter screencap
thread quality rating : D

>>518650550 (OP)
>just brics things
imagine being proud nationalist
serve your country with dedication
you die and they deny that you existed

>>518650752

An industrial sized can opener with AI-controlled hydropneumatics

Our understanding is death caused by hypoxia (lack of oxygen) due to a system fault on the submarine," it quoted British intelligence officials as saying in the report.

"The submarine hit a chain and anchor obstacle used by the Chinese navy to trap US and allied submarines. This resulted in systems failures that took six hours to repair and surface the vessel. The on-board oxygen system poisoned the crew after a catastrophic failure," it added.

>>518650941
It happened two years ago, it was pretty well documented.

>>518650550 (OP)
you really think anyone here will believe your lies?

.

>>518650616
>>518650550 (OP)
>2023

>>518651026
AliExpress life support systems

>>518650550 (OP)
>#CCP, of course, denies everything as standard procedure.
The real question to ask is did they learn anything new from this? If they did, it's the cost of doing business and their sacrifices will lead to changes in how they lay traps. If they didn't, then they're about to get purged again.

>>518651026
>"The submarine hit a chain and anchor obstacle used by the Chinese navy to trap US and allied submarines

"If the trap you planted brought to this, what good was the trap?"

>>518650550 (OP)
They should leave the naval warfare to the white man, it's our realm.

>>518650616
>>518650550 (OP)
>According to a secret UK report
Source: trust me bro

>>518650752
Underwater kfc

>>518650550 (OP)
This literally happened 2 years ago
Also it had 33 symbolism which is fake and gay

>>518651298
>did they learn anything new from this?
No, it's not a learning experience entangling your sub in a chain.

>>518650616
mega fake news. Yawn

>>518651026
>bump something underwater
>oxygen system shits itself and you suffocate to death
Something tells me this wouldnt happen on an american sub.

>>518651026
>your life support is chinkshit
kek

>>518651310
some chink got promoted, just like in US corpo "culture"

>>518650550 (OP)
> The Chinese fisherman's face when he went to check his net

>>518650752
Deep water escalator

>>518650752
Submarine net probably.

>>518650702
You’re a fucking NUB

>>518651483
>Something tells me this wouldnt happen on an american sub.

probably more like

>CCP automated onboard surveillance tracking
>Navigation error detected: sub outside its expected location and vector window
>radio communication not established: loop attempt for 1 hour, then
>override of defection prevention system
not possible
>deploy poison gas

>>518650752
They baited them with wok fried aliens. They couldn't resist.

I still don't know what the fuck the "trap" was.
Or how it killed anyone, or how the sub could surface with flags afterwards...
QRD on this "trap"? (plz don't be homofaggot)

>>518650752
underwater pitfall

>>518650550 (OP)
N's

>>518652978
its classified sorry

>>518652978


anchors with chains suspended by air ballon off the floor.

Sub herped into it. (they say)

got caught, didnt know what to do.

captain and entire crew unaware of secret onboard system to suffocate crew -- to prevent possible defection.

system activated likely due to being off its expected route & vector.

poison gas deployed to sterilize ship of defectors, and automatic blowing of ballast tanks & dropping ballast weights so ship can be recovered.

Crew could have really been defecting. We dont know. What is likely is that if the sub really herped into its own trap, China is not going to admit to such a brain-dead mishap. They'll blame in on someone/something else.

>>518650550 (OP)
China so strong they ambush themselves lmao

>>518651619
>outdated pics of that wahman
it's 2025, not 2014. You really like to live in the past. She doesn't live in the past. She lives in her present of an eggless feminist disfigured with tattoos who has smashed into the wall at warp speed.

>>518650550 (OP)
I wouldnt put it past them to carry out live tests on their own

>>518650752
COVID

>>518650550 (OP)
YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL YELLOW PERIL

>>518650616
how you snare nuclear sub?

>>518654021
Yellow Peril is the fear of asians you Chinsect glownigger.
I'm not afraid of Chinks

>>518650752
hole in the bottom of the ocean with a camo blanket and a picnic basket on top

>>518650752
seaniggers

Remember the time a Filipino solo'd the Chinese fleet with a knife?

>>518650550 (OP)
Chinks can't into coordination.

>>518653697
thats crazy.
I would never even THINK about shit like that, that the commies are so untrustworthy they need to have self destruct capabilities because so many traitors...

>>518654052
Fouling the propellers and simultaneously causing a hull breach, I'd think. Very rude steel net with things dangling in the current, or something. I'm not an expert in Chinese naval fuckery.

>>518650752
A scuba diver knocked on the sub and the captain opened to door to ask what he wanted.

>>518654345
>the commies are so untrustworthy they need to have self destruct capabilities because so many traitors
The "holocaust" was in large part Stalin culling people who they thought could betray the soviet Union. Kikes were but one of the many groups culled in mass.

Submarine was actually fine.
Problem was oxygen system. They used wrong one.

>>518650550 (OP)
the edge china has is quantity of soldiers. that’s it, unless you consider skewing IQ tests an advantage.

>>518653889
She's pagan beauty now

>>518650550 (OP)
herro shitty submarine take order preez

>>518654645
you mean the wong one

>>518650941
If china says it happened it didn't and if china says it didn't happen it did. It's really simple math.

>>518650550 (OP)
This is fake news propaganda by western media. There is absolutely no proof of this.

>>518650550 (OP)
CHING DONG BANG NAO

Me Chinese
Me so deep
meeemmghhurgggh

>>518650752
Voodoo circle of dolphin and whale bones

>>518650616
>>518650550 (OP)
You have no honor to those, even if enemies, who die a worthless death. Old military tradition, for you a phrase without any meaning. Welcome to the new world order where nothing is worth anything. Where even a codex is just a word.

>>518650550 (OP)
Lol stupid fucking chinks

>>518650752
Literally just thousands of capsules filled pellets that stick to ships/subs. Then they heat up and generate steam, which causes the vessel to sink. Absolutely diabolical because once they finish burning they leave no evidence so it looks like an accident.

>>518650550 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS_eHKCRT_c

>>518651161
Appreciated.

>>518650616
>dailymail

>>518650752
Chinesium hulls

>>518654565
You mean the Holodomor?

>>518650752
fent laced rhino penis viagra

>>518650752
ginger fried dog

>According to a secret UK report
into the trash it goes

>>518650752
Underwater escalator.

Test

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>>518650550 (OP)
>no link
>no context
DEAD INTERNET

>>518650752
A giant condom designed to trap all the seamen.

>>518659759
Nah, it’s real. It was all over the news. Just google it, jew poo bot 1pbtid
>YOU are the dead internet

>>518650550 (OP)
BREAKING
55 Chinese sailors, including the captain of nuclear sub Type093, got ghosted for real after getting caught in their own trap meant for the #US.
THE JUICY DETAILS
55 Chinese sailors, including the captain of nuclear sub Type093, got ghosted for real after getting caught in their own trap meant for the #US.
WHAT OUR SECRET SOURCES SAY
55 Chinese sailors, including the captain of nuclear sub Type093, got ghosted for real after getting caught in their own trap meant for the #US.
EXPERTS THINK
55 Chinese sailors, including the captain of nuclear sub Type093, got ghosted for real after getting caught in their own trap meant for the #US.
OPINION
55 Chinese sailors, including the captain of nuclear sub Type093, got ghosted for real after getting caught in their own trap meant for the #US.

>>518650752
basically a giant bear trap

OP is full of shit
but i did find this article lol
notice the heading

>>518650752
Submarine-sized Chinese finger trap

>>518660522
Checked. It’s embarrassing for them to lose nuke sailors and the sub, especially considering chinks are retarded and competent chinks are basically rare as diamonds, but still less embarrassing than the poos. Third worlders should still be in huts the way nature intended

the article says it was 2003

Are westernoids making shit up as cope that their factory blew up and their helicopter crashed?

>>518650550 (OP)
lmao, dumb retards

>>518650550 (OP)
I'd sooner get in a Russian tank than a Chinese submarine fuck me that sounds like a nightmare, especially because you know everything in there is for like 5'2 chinamen, and hot and stinky. And rehydrated mass-produced preserved chinese gunk for "food". Fuuuck. One ticket to the Donbas please.

>>518650752
They painted a big tunnel on a cliff so they would think they could just sail through it but then they actually did sail through it and the chinks were so surprised they tried it themselves but now it was just a cliff and the sank :(

>>518661112
Imagine just finding that floating around, kino

>>518656758
>filipino captain does nothing
>chinese ships collide and do billions in damage and kill 3 chinese sailors
It's a Filipino thing. Swagg.

>>518650616
Xi turned around mid flight on a trip to a BRICS summit for that.

>>518650752
A big anvil with ropes and pulleys.
When the US sub got underneath, the chinks hiding behind a boulder cut the rope but the anvil didn't fall. After the US sub got away the chink went underneath scratching their head then the anvil dropped on them. I hate when that happens.

I know a guy who used to work on the subs in the Navy and he told me it's actually not that uncommon for U.S. and foreign subs to fire on each other.

>>518662333
Flips also make up like 1/4 of our Navy nowadays lol.

>>518656581
no, the Holodomor happened before Stalin came in and put an end to the reign of terror the mostly jewish commissars were inflicting on the people

>>518650752
It's top secret, but I can tell you it involves Acme Products Inc. Rocket-Powered Roller Skates.

>>518653889
memelesse oblige

>>518650752
A falling piano.

>>518656581
>>518664201
I predict that Holodomor will be increasingly forbidden to talk about, because of kikes.
>But stalin wasn't a kike
Everyone else was. Look up first soviet government. Look up leaders of soviet secret service pre-1940.

>>518654800
Is this how it was in the first cold war too? I get why some people wanted the nukes to start flying, very kosher and very cringe

>>518650752
IT WAS SUPAR SECWET SUB SINKER SO US KNOWS WE CAN SINK UM CHINA NUMBA WAN

>>518655891
Who cares all you need is a done launcher $10k transport trailer with roating spit roast launch pads

Proof: trust me bro, I graduated top class at my Judaism schwkul.

>>518656758
Chinks can't see them eyes to narrow pussy also side ways huehue

>>518654052
They just drown.

>>518650550 (OP)
And what of the fucking nuclear reactor

>>518650752
me

>>518650752
Penis cream

>>518653697
It's physically impossible for a sub crew to be unaware of onboard canisters with poisonous gas.

>>518650550 (OP)
You don't even explain what the trap is dumbass. And all these faggots with joke answers that ain't even funny

>>518650616
>Yellow sea
Is a sea full of piss?

You shoudlnt glee about chinese death. Keep in mind they re an endless horde and numbers dont matter to them. its just a grain of sand, nothing like what it would mean for americans

maybe muricans should suck their own cock a litl bit les and focus on performing cuz chinks about to test your ass

>>518650752
It's fake news, no sub has 55 sailors crew, regular crew number is around 100

>>518669295
Chinks can just invade US on lots of row boats and win.

>>518650550 (OP)
Sum thing went wong. They make a racist computa, no gud!

>>518653697
F.H.R.I.T.P.

GOBBLE GOBBLE

https://youtu.be/SNLpPbmB8go?si=RcMbkVPkKyD-MZ1u

>>518652211
are those asian titties

>>518660839
Your pic is fake news.

>>518650550 (OP)
>>518650616
Someone make Kancolle fanart but with chinese submarine girls getting into self-made slapstick humor situations.

>>518669295
god i hope so, i have ben hoping for a reason to bust out the bioweapons we made during the cold war.

>>518656564
Not a bad way to go honestly, we should all be so lucky as to have an instant painless death. Not sure how those quantum immortality niggers will explain this one though.

>>518650752
Quality control

>>518654345
its his own headcanon retard.. not real

>>518650550 (OP)
Chinas advantage is they dont care how many of their insects are wasted.

>>518650752
Signalling to change lanes

>>518653889
>Eggless feminist
She's a mother, retard

>>518650941
>thread quality rating : D
True, but the responses to >>518650752 upgrade the thread to a C-

>>518650848
>antisubmarine net
I don't understand how they can die from this, wouldn't they just call a ship to help them out and admit they are retarded?

>>518650702
>We're fine, don't believe the imperialist lies.
You sneaky motherfuckers are hiding your subs, aren't you?

>>518662333
Did nothing? She got on the radio and offered to help rescue the dying Chinese sailors. It was a dominance thing.

>>518662333
We use the sunlight to trick those slants like the aliens in Battleship

>>518651020
Is that my nigga nottingfancy? I love that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe. He's the reason I got into guns and 2nd amendment.

>>518653697
I know a guy in a fedora who reviews comics who'd fap to this

>>518656564
That would be a sweet way to go

>>518650550 (OP)
Cover up for this operation is "We all die in a yellow submarine"

>>518651483
In a worst case scenario there are tubes of chemicals that can be burned to generate oxygen even if all the normal systems fail. I'm surprised the chinks didn't have (enough of) those.

>>518650752
Underwater Escalator

>>518650752
A giant underwater mirror

>>518650853
So that's where Poland's navy went...

>>518650550 (OP)
Isn't this terrible since the sub has nuclear material that isn't getting properly maintained to prevent a cascading reaction?

>>518652211
I'm disappointed by your webm. When I saw it I was expecting something else.

I thought the chinks had robots with chainsaw arms and laser beams and shit. I saw it in a cartoon

>>518659528
I have never read a more BASED post in my life.

>>518650752
Pic related

>>518650667
Every improbable looney toons accident or disaster, I've seen the same incident in a China webm thread. From a guy caught in machinery and he spins round and round, to a tire flying off a vehicle and bouncing into a person's head, you name it.

>>518656758
I kneel.

>>518650752
tricked them into setting their safety range to 0

>>518650752
The Redcoats selling them opium.

>>518651515
>>518651262
>>518651483
it isn't funny

>>518659528
>YOU HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THE FOLLOWING
>TOR EXIT/PROXY NODE
>YOU HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THE FOLLOWING
>TOR EXIT/PROXY NODE
>YOU HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THE FOLLOWING
>TOR EXIT/PROXY NODE

>>518650550 (OP)
It's almost as embarrassing as your newest sub having a critical malfunction on its maiden voyage. Sinking to the bottom the Yellow Sea killing everyone on board including the Admiral that is the head of your sub program.

Or fuck up the launch of a brand new attack sub and have it sink to the bottom of the Yangtze River and sit there for months.

>>518654165
^^

>>518650550 (OP)
Funny I was watching an interview with tom clancy about china back in the 90s and he basically implied that having a good ship with bad sailors is the worst thing and here they are killing themselves accidently on purpose

>>518650752
Chong undersea nerve gas

>>518669295
Wow, my grandfather watched dudes get ripped apart from machine gun fire on Omaha Beach. So you could drown in micropenis chink semen, no wonder he thought all the Frenchmen were faggots.

>>518651098
This from the flagfags that lied about nordstream

>>518678414
kek

>>518678552
lmao

>>518650550 (OP)
And the source is a cropped screenshot from 2 years ago by a publication with every incentive to make the chinks look bad.
>#CCP, of course, denies everything as standard procedure.
Westoid media makes everything up as standard procedure.

>>518650616
>>518650550 (OP)
this definitely happened

>>518650550 (OP)
> 55 Chinese sailors, including the captain of nuclear sub Type093, got ghosted for real after getting caught in their own trap meant for the #US.

@trustmedude
@twomoreweaks

>>518650752
H-1B visas for jeets

>>518660839
The guy who flooded the Jeet submarine was fired, it was docked so no one died. They fixed it anyway.

>>518671236
No, Chinese MUST turn a small error into a death toll.

>>518650550 (OP)
Isn't this like a year old, or something? Still pretty funny, though. I thought the recent chink submarine drownings at dockside were also pretty funny.

>>518650752
A trans siren

>>518678414
>having a good ship with bad sailors is the worst thing
100% this. The easiest way to kill a bunch of incompetent men is put them on a high performance vessel.

they can truck Chinese submarines

>>518679351
>can
cant

>>518650853
That, or cap'n Sum Wong pooted rolled the windows down

>>518650616
How did they die? lmao this subverting thread

>>518650550 (OP)
this happened like 3+ years ago.

>>518650752
pulled the plug and they went down in a swirl like the huge turd i just squeezed out, brown and yeller just like chanks on board

>>518660716
underrated

>>518651026
>British intelligence officials
the same people who brought you "russia is using illegal shrubbery in ukraine"

>>518650752
It sounds kind of made up, or at least based on zero evidence

>>518650752
A big net.

>>518671236
the 'net' isn't meant to snare it's meant to puncture the hull

>>518668900
>anchors with chains suspended by air ballon off the floor.
putin looks kinda chinese lol

>>518650616
>55 chinese feared dead
i don't fear that they're dead

>>518650550 (OP)
American sailors have been at war every generation for over 100 years. China has never fought a modern naval battle in living memory of their grand fathers' grand fathers.

well at least they know their traps work lol

>>518677387
We're laughing therefore its funny.
Who the fuck are you to say otherwise?

>>518651026
>kills chinks
>catastrophic

>>518650752
This

>>518650752
A giant magnet at the bottom of the sea

>>518650922
>big Mike
>swimming unsupervised
>waiting to rape unsuspecting vessels

Terrifying

>>518683478
>the pla navys biggest threat might just be itself.ccp, of course, denies everything as standard

i hope so.

>ambush gone wrong

i'm pretty sure it was a firefight with friendly fire casualties.

Why is China paying traps for us? Aren't they are biggest trading partner? Why would a part we be preparing for war?

>>518678792
hehe ...93
what if
NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
is code for

RADIO ACTIVE SUBMARINE

AKA

Remotely Operated Vehicle SUB(stitute) Marine

aka

a remotely operated person like Oscar in Arrested Developmentg

>>518686002
go watch
"The Hunt for the Red October"

doors = lenses in eyes

and

Ryan = Chinese Sub

watch where he points down on 4 digit letter
on the map

aka 3987 or similar

and go to

Utwente WebSDR and see what radio that is

(hint Radio CHina 1)

and yes....

British and Chinese are a team
which is at war with the Western World now

and yes...

BRICS = BRItoChineseSystem

so mums the word, cause the British be
ze Commies

stay frawsty team.

mums the word.

It is goiin down.

>>518650752
tickets to next year's NFL game

>>518650752
An undersea escalator.

>>518653697
If you believe that shit you are hopeless

Oh wait you're a mutt. Carry on

>>518650752
Basically the trap is falling for jew propaganda - again and again and again.

>>518650550 (OP)
British did it first

>>518654485
Lol

>>518650550 (OP)
chinksecs can't see

>>518653697
>anti-defector poison gas
That's the most insane bs I've ever heard. I'm sorry it just seems unlikely

More delusional mutt fantasies, just like the myth of "BBC".

>>518650550 (OP)
Turning 2 sailors into red mist wasn't enough? lmao

>>518674027
yea ive seen those, they call em candles but look like the huge church candles. good idea desu. one lasts two hours iirc

>>518650550 (OP)
5x5

>>518650752
Comms
No link
If the Chinese denied it then how did we learn of it

>>518650550 (OP)
>Subpar

>>518650752
>What was the trap?
A Chinese finger trap

>>518674913
that joke was lame when jewish comedians were telling it 40 years ago

>>518686802
ooof

>>518650550 (OP)
1.500.000.000 more to go.

>>518650941
It was a few years ago. Actually happened. Shit happens and this shit just tells that those traps actually work.
I have no idea why they push this story now so hard.

>>518650550 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_093_submarine#False_report_of_an_accident_in_August_2023