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Anonymous (ID: mrnRX8KW) United States 10/12/2025, 12:07:10 AM No.518659321 [Report] >>518659536 >>518659820 >>518659852 >>518659952 >>518660883 >>518660996 >>518661053 >>518661366 >>518662067 >>518662111 >>518662125 >>518662170 >>518663577 >>518664085 >>518664639 >>518664872 >>518664909 >>518665194
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>be passenger on airplane
>hear WOOP WOOP PULL UP WOOP WOOP PULL UP and the 2 pilots screaming in fear
Wwyd in this situation without shitting your pants?
Anonymous (ID: mrnRX8KW) United States 10/12/2025, 12:08:49 AM No.518659435 [Report]
https://youtu.be/EdUpeJWZcX0?si=g_delYqdgE4QtTVW
Anonymous (ID: h41y94F7) United States 10/12/2025, 12:10:19 AM No.518659536 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
There it is; the plain.
Anonymous (ID: h41y94F7) United States 10/12/2025, 12:13:16 AM No.518659752 [Report]
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>Ecclesiastes 1:2
Anonymous (ID: b0LUrWSs) United Kingdom 10/12/2025, 12:14:14 AM No.518659820 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Relax in the knowledge that in a few seconds I'm going to be removed from this gay earth forever
Anonymous (ID: Z7xnDGOo) United States 10/12/2025, 12:14:32 AM No.518659852 [Report] >>518660023 >>518661132 >>518665147
>>518659321 (OP)
I would wake up from this gay simulation
Anonymous (ID: StQiMCl7) Portugal 10/12/2025, 12:15:58 AM No.518659952 [Report]
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>>518659321 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: 2L4+cpwt) Germany 10/12/2025, 12:17:01 AM No.518660023 [Report] >>518665147
>>518659852
you can do this right now, why dont you do it smug faggot?
Anonymous (ID: v2/1Xsqm) United States 10/12/2025, 12:19:56 AM No.518660233 [Report]
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>plane starts calling you retard
Anonymous (ID: 7nDDRRgY) United States 10/12/2025, 12:28:44 AM No.518660883 [Report] >>518664765
>>518659321 (OP)
When I used to fly a LOT, I would get upgraded to 1st class about 30% of the time. I'm not rich, just had a lot, lot, lot of miles and status to upgrade.

Anyway, I'm in 1st, bulkhead on an AA Super80 so about 10 feet from the cockpit door and taking off from LGB (Long Beach, CA). About 20 seconds after lift off at about 10pm I hear "whoop whoop Terrain. Terrain. Terrain. whoop whoop Pull Up. Pull Up. Pull Up"

The plane skyrockets upward and... well... made it to DFW without incident.

Only time I ever heard anything like that. What was weird is that LGB... I mean there's not really anything around there to crash into except the flat ass ocean.

That's my story of 'woop woop'. first, last and only time I've ever heard alerts from the cockpit.
Anonymous (ID: 6DTTFP1Z) United States 10/12/2025, 12:30:28 AM No.518660996 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
You won't hear shit because the cockpit is behind a closed door. Dumbass!
Anonymous (ID: fbPFgYYc) United States 10/12/2025, 12:31:18 AM No.518661053 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
>WOOP WOOP
DAS DA SOUND'A THE POLICE
Anonymous (ID: fbPFgYYc) United States 10/12/2025, 12:32:18 AM No.518661132 [Report]
>>518659852
I hope you get isekai'd into being a sentient gay man's anus.
Anonymous (ID: U3bUvivi) United States 10/12/2025, 12:35:36 AM No.518661352 [Report]
imagine flying in 2025
Anonymous (ID: feqr81Cq) United States 10/12/2025, 12:35:45 AM No.518661366 [Report] >>518661946
>>518659321 (OP)
>wish for a really good isekai cheat skill
Anonymous (ID: +kFCTvkK) Austria 10/12/2025, 12:41:58 AM No.518661813 [Report] >>518664784
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I for sure will see something - i've never expected before.
Anonymous (ID: DY/AytQT) Australia 10/12/2025, 12:43:45 AM No.518661946 [Report]
>>518661366
> Gain ability to Fly
> Obtained fear of Flying
Anonymous (ID: 8iHS3le7) United States 10/12/2025, 12:45:08 AM No.518662067 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Jump and use that parachute hammock I brought to glide into some water
Anonymous (ID: 2eLD5QAo) United States 10/12/2025, 12:45:50 AM No.518662111 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Nothing really
I’d just hope it’s quick and try to appreciate things in my past before the end
Anonymous (ID: h91c77iV) United States 10/12/2025, 12:45:58 AM No.518662125 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
do a 360 and fly away.
Anonymous (ID: cbUH/eKD) Germany 10/12/2025, 12:46:31 AM No.518662170 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
unbuckel my seatbelt, death will be faster
Anonymous (ID: 0o2sNFn+) United States 10/12/2025, 1:05:31 AM No.518663577 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
>hear WOOP WOOP PULL UP WOOP WOOP PULL UP
you wouldn't hear that.
Anonymous (ID: h/rHYVCO) Russian Federation 10/12/2025, 1:12:53 AM No.518664085 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
ukranians went too far on that one.
Anonymous (ID: oPMi85er) United States 10/12/2025, 1:20:59 AM No.518664639 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Assume a crash position.
Anonymous (ID: W3FNAtKU) France 10/12/2025, 1:22:45 AM No.518664765 [Report]
>>518660883
if they're doing a visual departure they couldn't care less about these alarms
Anonymous (ID: uNghS9Is) Denmark 10/12/2025, 1:23:06 AM No.518664784 [Report]
>>518661813
>Welcome onboard Flight CL0VVN, this is your Cpt. Honk speaking
Anonymous (ID: vhV6MvqZ) United Kingdom 10/12/2025, 1:24:36 AM No.518664872 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Create a thread and hope an anon rolls good digies so I live
Anonymous (ID: 9UqUXRMA) 10/12/2025, 1:25:04 AM No.518664909 [Report]
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>>518659321 (OP)
Nothing ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: GC9dO5Wc) United States 10/12/2025, 1:28:51 AM No.518665147 [Report]
>>518659852
>>518660023
if you do it yourself you are sentenced to return here a few million more times.
Anonymous (ID: +1TaZmtM) United States 10/12/2025, 1:29:29 AM No.518665194 [Report]
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>>518659321 (OP)
Laugh from the ground, because I'm not going. I won't die for DEI. Nope, just not gonna do it.