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Anonymous (ID: mrnRX8KW) United States No.518659321 [Report] >>518659536 >>518659820 >>518659852 >>518659952 >>518660883 >>518660996 >>518661053 >>518661366 >>518662067 >>518662111 >>518662125 >>518662170 >>518663577 >>518664085 >>518664639 >>518664872 >>518664909 >>518665194
>be passenger on airplane
>hear WOOP WOOP PULL UP WOOP WOOP PULL UP and the 2 pilots screaming in fear
Wwyd in this situation without shitting your pants?
Anonymous (ID: mrnRX8KW) United States No.518659435 [Report]
https://youtu.be/EdUpeJWZcX0?si=g_delYqdgE4QtTVW
Anonymous (ID: h41y94F7) United States No.518659536 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
There it is; the plain.
Anonymous (ID: h41y94F7) United States No.518659752 [Report]
>Ecclesiastes 1:2
Anonymous (ID: b0LUrWSs) United Kingdom No.518659820 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Relax in the knowledge that in a few seconds I'm going to be removed from this gay earth forever
Anonymous (ID: Z7xnDGOo) United States No.518659852 [Report] >>518660023 >>518661132 >>518665147
>>518659321 (OP)
I would wake up from this gay simulation
Anonymous (ID: StQiMCl7) Portugal No.518659952 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: 2L4+cpwt) Germany No.518660023 [Report] >>518665147
>>518659852
you can do this right now, why dont you do it smug faggot?
Anonymous (ID: v2/1Xsqm) United States No.518660233 [Report]
>plane starts calling you retard
Anonymous (ID: 7nDDRRgY) United States No.518660883 [Report] >>518664765
>>518659321 (OP)
When I used to fly a LOT, I would get upgraded to 1st class about 30% of the time. I'm not rich, just had a lot, lot, lot of miles and status to upgrade.

Anyway, I'm in 1st, bulkhead on an AA Super80 so about 10 feet from the cockpit door and taking off from LGB (Long Beach, CA). About 20 seconds after lift off at about 10pm I hear "whoop whoop Terrain. Terrain. Terrain. whoop whoop Pull Up. Pull Up. Pull Up"

The plane skyrockets upward and... well... made it to DFW without incident.

Only time I ever heard anything like that. What was weird is that LGB... I mean there's not really anything around there to crash into except the flat ass ocean.

That's my story of 'woop woop'. first, last and only time I've ever heard alerts from the cockpit.
Anonymous (ID: 6DTTFP1Z) United States No.518660996 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
You won't hear shit because the cockpit is behind a closed door. Dumbass!
Anonymous (ID: fbPFgYYc) United States No.518661053 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
>WOOP WOOP
DAS DA SOUND'A THE POLICE
Anonymous (ID: fbPFgYYc) United States No.518661132 [Report]
>>518659852
I hope you get isekai'd into being a sentient gay man's anus.
Anonymous (ID: U3bUvivi) United States No.518661352 [Report]
imagine flying in 2025
Anonymous (ID: feqr81Cq) United States No.518661366 [Report] >>518661946
>>518659321 (OP)
>wish for a really good isekai cheat skill
Anonymous (ID: +kFCTvkK) Austria No.518661813 [Report] >>518664784
I for sure will see something - i've never expected before.
Anonymous (ID: DY/AytQT) Australia No.518661946 [Report]
>>518661366
> Gain ability to Fly
> Obtained fear of Flying
Anonymous (ID: 8iHS3le7) United States No.518662067 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Jump and use that parachute hammock I brought to glide into some water
Anonymous (ID: 2eLD5QAo) United States No.518662111 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Nothing really
I’d just hope it’s quick and try to appreciate things in my past before the end
Anonymous (ID: h91c77iV) United States No.518662125 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
do a 360 and fly away.
Anonymous (ID: cbUH/eKD) Germany No.518662170 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
unbuckel my seatbelt, death will be faster
Anonymous (ID: 0o2sNFn+) United States No.518663577 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
>hear WOOP WOOP PULL UP WOOP WOOP PULL UP
you wouldn't hear that.
Anonymous (ID: h/rHYVCO) Russian Federation No.518664085 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
ukranians went too far on that one.
Anonymous (ID: oPMi85er) United States No.518664639 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Assume a crash position.
Anonymous (ID: W3FNAtKU) France No.518664765 [Report]
>>518660883
if they're doing a visual departure they couldn't care less about these alarms
Anonymous (ID: uNghS9Is) Denmark No.518664784 [Report]
>>518661813
>Welcome onboard Flight CL0VVN, this is your Cpt. Honk speaking
Anonymous (ID: vhV6MvqZ) United Kingdom No.518664872 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Create a thread and hope an anon rolls good digies so I live
Anonymous (ID: 9UqUXRMA) No.518664909 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Nothing ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: GC9dO5Wc) United States No.518665147 [Report]
>>518659852
>>518660023
if you do it yourself you are sentenced to return here a few million more times.
Anonymous (ID: +1TaZmtM) United States No.518665194 [Report]
>>518659321 (OP)
Laugh from the ground, because I'm not going. I won't die for DEI. Nope, just not gonna do it.