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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

>>518667083 (OP)
dan the slaver burned curtis half to death

>>518667083 (OP)
tyb and good evening anons

>>518667083 (OP)
ty baker

>1 hour til live
reeeeeee

Hi boys!

>>518667766
morning fren

Happy OP Live 300!

>last 30 mins is 20 mins of commercials
>dan will spend another 30 hawking his 4imprint gear

>>518668554
i just checked dan's new store and some of the jackets are like $180. it needs to be really fucking good quality before i blow that much money

>>518668468
>>518668554
I really hope this gonna be over an hour of shilling his slop again. That shit is such garbage quality. Literally some slave market T shirt with some plastic burnt into the fabric.

>my state championship trophy
Topkek

>>518668274
I'd take two, wait, the popo is right behind!

>opl
>bathurst
lucky i'm cross eyed

>>518668554
>>518668607
It's not "4imprint" garbage, it's Carhartt, so it should be good quality.

>>518669523
You know he came back and picked up all that ground weed. It is not a liquid.

Lightning!

Golly gee fuckety wuckety, I sure am ready for some exciting niggery this evening!

Here we go!

Happy 300th episode!

>>518670879
>>518670929
yay!

>>518670610
best i can do is 300 merch segments

>>518670929
This is 301

This episode better be good

>>518670610
we all are, after all this should be a nice group of fatigued noticers
too bad Dan is doing his best to keep us away from that

also, I miss Nye county (yes, thanks to webmanon I upgraded from the picture I always use)

>>518671067
They made a big point of yesterday's show not being 300.

>>518671067
was there a weekend with only one episode?

I’m concerned for dans welfare on his ride along next week

>>518671186
No that guy is a retard

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

dan is having an orgasm

>300th episode
uhhh ackshually it's the 301st episode

Welcome, anons, to the 300th meeting of the Dan Abrams Fan Club.

I'll start the official cheer.

DAN'S THE MAN
DAN'S THE MAN
DAN'S THE MAN

Now you...

What's Curtis problem?

>>518671067
>>518671179
>>518671186
The episode numbering differs depending upon the viewer's timezone.

Anyone know if Hunt Brother's Pizza is any good? I've seen them but never tried

>>518671321
N

>>518671263
Hopefully mad amounts of negro crime happens and he can't censor it because he's riding along

>>518671344
rizzo doesnt wash his hands

>>518671344
Dan fried him with hot tea last night.

>>518671263
richie is just going to parade up and down biketoberfest, it's gonna be fucking awful.

White night…. >:O

>>518671344
Curtis outted Dan as a Vegan and so Dan yelled at Curtis.

>>518671427
Bore night so far.

Any good streams? Don't wanna pay for Reelz

In a real country, we wouldn't have women shoving contraband into their anuses.

Won't he just arrest them anyway if they hand over the weed

>>518671490
https://tv.garden/us/gOuwLzCKrgxJvt works maybe some anon has the VLC stream

Out ya draws

Chief Taylor is in an "enforcing marijuana laws" kind of mood today.

Gross.

>wee woo
>wee woo

bradley taylor cracks me up.

oh lawd

>>518671511
Checked, no he'll probably let them go if it isn't much.

shout out to chief Hazen!

Bradley Taylor needs his own show

Might'a had her kick the weed into the dirt, but now she'l'a be making a u-turn and trying to find that place on the freeway again all night.

>>518671541

Thanks fren

>>518671490
>Any good streams? Don't wanna pay for Reelz
for reals, man

>>518671490
most anons use tvpp to

Come on.. out of all the locations you have, this is the most interesting this you have?

There ain't even a single violent action happening?

He's awfully concerned about Dianne.

>>518671762
that site dies often
here's the giga list of every known free live TV site
https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv

Based Taylor smelling the black woman's ph levels different infused with warm weed… Yes in the south you can literally smell negress’s pussy due to poor ph balance and it permeates when they’re excited and or horny. That’s why the 2nd time he approached the vehicle the aroma of weed mixed with black girl magic vagina was stronger and he wouldn’t touch it and made her stomp it on the ground.

300 episodes!
How did Dan manage to do it?

>>518672101
i aint clickin that shit nigger

God I fucking hate Dan

OMG,we got 9 departments, there is so much happening. Stay tuned for segments

did someone make a special 300 eps bingo to see what Dan repeats
>that tranny cult episode
>officer Alex Jones rolling his car

>>518672130
>in the south you can literally smell negress’s pussy
what's it smell like

Good evening.
I hope all my /lpbg/ bros are doing their progrumz

>>518672024
They’re not allowed into major cities and have to stick to the outlying counties… They don’t want you to know the crime and niggers getting away with everything while police just wait on getting their pension and moving away solving 1/10th of crime.

>>518672198

I hope they show that kid who ran in the 3 series BMW. Probably the best driving I saw on the show... until he trapped himself in a parking lot.

>>518672252
>what's it smell like

>white women
>fish

>black queens
>fried chicken

>>518672252
I don't want to know. it is not good.

>>518672262
Hi fren

hey, its that seen. post the copypasta

300 fucking episodes and this makes the cut?

I love when cops help people

>>518672338

That fishy odor really only occurs if the woman has some sort of infection. It has an odor, but it's not fishy.

>>518672252
Like underarms except way more pungent and you can exactly where it’s coming from because when they’re excited open their legs it’s like someone sprayed some fart spray… Why do you think rappers say they can smell pussy? Black pussy is either gross or intoxicating

A group of karens and a couple trannies

>>518672262
I shamefully admit it that I barely watch it anymore; work is too busy lately

>officer Zogman
Dan must be fucking with us at this point

>>518671490
You can’t afford $5 a month?

enchanting...

Can't see shit man, put the night vision on

>>518672468
Ph balance, women know this.
t. Lived with strippers that made fun of women who’s pussy stinked

>>518672252
like frying black pepper. shit's spicy yo

>>518672468
you had to correct me on the fishy one
but let the queens fried chicken ride?
kek

>>518672535

She even conducts penis inspections.

If they know where drugs are being sold, why aren't they getting warrants and busting the sellers?

that's a rough 17

>>518672592

I didn't correct you, you are right, I just said it's not an odor that's seeping out all the time.

did they say his DL was pulled for delinquent child support lol wot

>haunted house
>carnys
>drugs
simple as

>>518672702
holy shit you suck at this

lots of drugs in coochies tonight

>>518672710
Yes if you fail to pay child support they revoke your drivers license.

Our favorite live tv streaming website has been fixed since last Saturday when it was almost unusable.
I thought they were going to rugpull it, but no. The whole motivation for it must be to get people to subscribe for $5/month.

crotch fent

>>518672836
same in australia
they'll also cancel your license if you fail to pay any fine
even just tolls you ignored

>implying that looking for a haunted house in October is not normal
dan is so incredibly out of touch fucking hell

>hey officer
She wants the BWC

They removed the seat and everything

>>518672835

Maybe that's what the dumbfuck aussie is smelling

2.68 gas in baton rouge probably even chepaer out of the city

Gas in Baton Rouge was $2.59.

Imagine walking out of that CVS right now

these melanin-enriched individuals are so quiet
is someone playing with microphone levels?

that's way too many niggers in one place

we used to do car meetups in abandoned parking lots specifically to avoid having 50 cars at a gas station where this is the inevitable conclusion

jesus thats a lot of niggers

america what a shithole.

Looks like a pleasant night.

>>518673002
Yeah I was about to say, also how has there not been at least one shooting by now with all these niglets in one spot

>>518673018
nothing good can come of it

Nigger herding... not an easy task!

>>518672024
Bro, its only been 300 episodes of this and 300 of me and other anons noticing that.

The other anon who replies explained things a bit. I'll add this - if you're a county or state official, why would you want to invite in OPL and expose your area as a haven for scumbag criminals?

No twerking? Must be something in water

Get up! Get up!
Now walk!
Move! Move!
Do the walk! Do the walk!
Hands on your head, hands on your head!

RUN ZOGMAN RUN

>my babies

hahahahahaha

>>518673055
You know how they call a pack of crows a
>murder
What would you call a pack of a niggers?

I’m not watching this show on Halloween Friday night I swear to God!

>>518673018
Everyone knows what happens when there’s too many niggers in the same place. It’s been a known fact for 30 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkO17TK5mqo&list=RDpkO17TK5mqo&start_radio=1

That was a cool effect there. The way the two lights met made it look like water. I'd go there.

Looks fun

>children of corn
The way she said corn sounded so funny

why is zogbottom going in there, does she think this is her personal vlog?

would

So she's just playing around in a horror experience when she's supposed to be working?

These are very low energy scare zone workers.

>>518673208
yeah i never saw the pallet

>place looks cool as

>>518673253
half scurried away fast when they saw its a cop

Come on Dan, that was the most interesting thing to happen tonight

>>518673138
a flock of niggi
it's like octopus/octopi

>>518673235
My only guess is, someone called because of the screams and she has a duty to just check it out.

>>518672943
He's city folk and normal American traditions are bizarre to him unless he can exploit them, like Bike Week

>>518673138
>What would you call a pack of a niggers?
A problem.

>>518673235

Searching for uninspected penises.

Sup frens. Tuning in a lil late. Any comfy nigger beatings or the like yet?

>>518673075
That's one of the main subtexts of this show

>>518673472
bunch of different women with drugs in their panties
then mostly a bunch of nothings

dan is 100% avoiding nigs nigging

>>518673472

No beatings but police had to round a group of them up and keep them from robbing a CVS, typical behavior tho

>it's wrapped around his junk
>it's wrapped around his johnson?
never saw that one

Nice

Why are one of you anons walking the streets of Daytona?

>>518673581
It’s going to be fucking hilarious when Tariq Nasheed makes buck breaking 2 lmao

Dan's a fag, he's going to be that

Fuck your window tint and fuck your wheels that stick out the side of your truck.
I was checking out a car with tinted windows one time, looking to see if I could see through it at all, and all of a sudden there was a nigger in there looking at me.

>>518672252
Cajun seasoning. It’s pretty good actually.

>>518672262
I just had a kid so I’ve been sleeping till noon like a nigger so I’ve missed lpbg.

Member how this show used to have tons of drunk Latin drivers and DUI stops in general and Dan would sit on them for an hour or two through the long FSTs? Seems that doesn't happen much anymore.

What the hell happened?

chase thread

>>518673867
Trump has deported most of the drunk Mexicans

>>518673830
Congratz on the kid anon! We'll let you know if you miss any /lpbg/ gems

>>518673899
lazy as fuck cops.... didnt even try to fucking catch those niggers

>>518673899
tinted window americans run from the police when they get pulled over

>>518673867
I think the illegal aliens are afraid of getting deported so they stay inside a lot now.

>>518673792
i believe it

>>518673784
I always say this - tints should be illegal because we don't live in a high trust society. Or at least require a doctor's note that tint is medically necessary.

>>518673867
yes miraculously all the drunk spics disappeared

dan could replay that one old guy who was almost allowed to go then reached for a cigarette and a bag of cocaine fell out

>>518673960
>>518673963
Yeah, looks like he got away. Wouldn't happen in Hazen.

>>518673913
>>518673972
oh man i didn't think of that you're prbly right

darkies assemblee

Santeria is behind this premonition in Daytona I bet

Miss Cleo drinking again.

>>518674110
for sure a haitian

>>518673991
I don't get why people do it when it's illegal. Of course, they all have drugs too. You would think they would want LESS police suspicion.

>>518674066
I have so much nigger fatigue it's unreal
I fucking hate them so much

>>518674066
He’s gonna fuck that 15 year old Latina after luring her into his car.

>>518674131
Call me now.

Retarded lady had a dream and thought it was real

>>518673946
Thanks anon. I’m committed to waking up tomorrow at 8 like a white person so I should be able to watch this week.

>>518674188
I wish I was retarded.

>>518674137
Basketball Americans don't want other negros to recognize them or see them with a chain on to steal.
You can have tints but they always get it done by some fool cousin so it's way too dark

that grimace looking nigger is zesty as fuck
the cops too
disgusting nigger animals

>>518674188
Checked she had a premonition

>wait until cops leave
>stab
>call again
>prophecy true

Miss Cleo Wins
FATALITY

What happened to the car chase? Did they seriously lose it?

Progrumz needed

>>518674298
KEK

>>518674188
they're gonna look real dumb when the vision comes true

Dan's the only person on the planet who cares about 300. Note that he really built up this weekend being special and has delivered exactly nothing. How does he sleep?

>>518673442
that's what came to mind too
>>518673356
also creative

>>518674308
>I'm so baton rouge

>>518674131
THE MOON CARD!!

Dan’s having flashback of having too many niggers on the show and needs to take a break

>>518674314
they claimed the guy's tires were spiked which we didn't see and are basically driving around looking for his abandoned car right now probably

>>518674308
Predator: Origins

>>518674314
He blamed someone cutting in front of him

>Food Mart
the south is weird. everything sounds bootleg.

you're gonna BUY OUR SHIT
you're gonna SAY THANK YOU

>>518674340
>How does he sleep?
pretty well in his $10 million nyc condo

I’ve said it before but woody harrelsons brother should be in prison for this bullshit commercial

Harrelson's Own is my secret weapon ™

I want to hit every single person in this stupid CBD commercial in the face with a brick

Cereal ads feature Black NFL players I've never heard of doing end zone dances now?

I guess they figure White soccer moms buy cereal based on BBC.

>>518674524

Sounds like you need some Harrelson's Own

SHOTS FIRED

>>518674667
>you good, boss

>>518674711
that guy caught a break

>>518674667
At Darylyrimple

IT'S HAPPENIN-- Lets switch to Daytona

Actually, Dan's mom just had a vision that there were shots fired.

>>518674711
I'm so [where I live]

Baton Rouge: The cops are as ghetto as the perps,

>>518674340
he's a merchant. i guarantee he's checking his sales on his phone every commercial

>>518674506
>>518674524
They sell it like it’s Adderall

Shots fired in Baton Rouge? No description needed

>description of the suspect
a nigger
duh

let's guess suspect desc
>jogging pants
>black male teen
>hood

>>518674383
I actually got my tires spiked after the retard sheriff’s deputy’s couldn’t get the spikes out of the road before I drove over them. I was drunk and nervous as fuck because once I got to where the fugitive car was disabled on the side of the road my check tire alert went off as I passed by and my tire went completely flat after less than a half a mile. I pulled over to the side of the road scared as fuck because I was drunk and then like 30 seconds later a sheriff pulled up behind me with the blue lights on and said “hey we were wondering who’s car we accidentally hit” and they stayed behind me on the interstate with their lights on until a tow truck came and changed my tire and after that I was scared as fuck they were going to pull me over for being drunk and they told me to send the sheriff the bill for having my tires replaced…. They paid me back in full, but when you run over a spike strip it looks like your tire has rows of penne pasta made out of metal sticking out of your tire and they absolutely will make your tires go flat.

inb4 black shooter

>>518674816
Overweight racist MAGA alt-right extremist

Also Baton Rouge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv371NL6Bt8
background track

>be a black male
>want to commit murder
>wait til the big LSU game
>put on an LSU jersey
>shoot someone in the back
>there's now thousands of black men wearing LSU jerseys
it's the perfect crime

>>518674853
That looks like the poo light bulb webm

>>518674850
kek
surprised they didn't smell the booze as drunk ppl if you get near them reek

>>518674857
The greatest threat to America according to Biden and his party

>>518674875
near me theres a few old train cars setup as a display. why didnt they think to use an old bus covered in graffiti?

>>518674969
He was inspired by the opening scene of Drive

didn't we say earlier that there was way too many nigs in one location and this would end up in a shooting eventually

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

I hate niggers so much it's unreal

Damn, those sistuhs were wearing booty shorts

>>518675016
Good question

>>518674982
Oh I completely know they knew I was drunk but they were ashamed they blew my tire out on accident and that’s why I was scared they were going to pull me over a mile or two down the road.

>>518674850
Did they get all 4 tires?

>Let's leave a shooting for a speeding.

F U, Abrams.

Found the illegal alien.

lol she was trying to waddle away fast

>>518675142
>funny accent
i'll allow it

>>518675180
DEPORT DEPORT!

>>518675197
Probably doesn't even live there

>>518675180
>dos cervezas

>No cameras following departments in New England
I guess we don't have enough niggers/spics (yet!)

Hot Asian MILF pussy?

dirty illegal fucking beaner
drag that rotten cunt out of the car and taze it like the animal it is

>>518675240
This show wouldn’t exist without niggers. So I suppose we can thank them for that.

>>518674969
they can narrow it down by the big numbers on it though

beaner in a trailer park

>>518675240
not quite NE but wilkes-barre should have been good but was kinda lame

>>518675268
without then we wouldn't have body camera videos either

>>518675126
Only one because I remember driving over something then like 15 state troopers and like 10 sheriff cars drove past me and I remembered driving over something and hearing someone yell “Fuck!!!” as it happened. Those spike strips re no joke.

>>518675240
Live PD started in Bridgeport, moved to Rhode Island. Dan hasn't gone back.

Damn this bitch is hot

>>518675268
This is what i tell people when they say that niggers have contributed nothing to society

This spic bitch likes to get her back blown out while she is fucked up on coke.

disgusting fat slob coke snorting spic

>>518675207
if only we lived in a just society

>>518675424
Nah.

Wasn't there a baggie right outside the drivers door too? I saw something white there

>>518675424
Put down the liquor there, anon

That old man was gonna get high on coke with the beaner milf and get freaky.

Tit to gut ratio is busted. I can't save her.

If I was a cop before body cams and cell phones I would have let her go for a BJ

>>518675328
Best was that one Georgia cop force that was totally merciless with negro shenanigans and Dan shut it down after a few weekends

>>518675469
I'm guessing she's a delivery driver

>>518675501
Coke bloat.

>>518675424
>Damn this bitch is hot

>>518675490
Yeah, the camera op picked it up after she opened the door to get cuffed

>>518675404
Do you remember the livepd where a dude who taunted the Rhode Island police lady where the dude on the motorcycle kept driving in and out of her jurisdiction where she couldn’t chase him and she had to sit there watching him across the state/county line amd he baited her like 3 times going into her jurisdiction and then fleeing and there wasn’t shit she could do about it?

>>518675525
Women should be allowed to suck dick to get out of non violent crimes.

Skinnies everywhere

holy shit the broccoli heads are evolving

>>518674346
>Call me now for your free ree'dun

>>518675580
Kek, I don't but was it that officer that had a high pitched voice and anons found her social? Everyone like her.

>>518675593
They basically get that already for simply being women

>>518675647
That's a negro.

>>518675022
>Drive
i never got the hype around that thing
yet another movie that fully relies on the "big reveal"

Why does Baton Rouge at night look Isengard filled with orcs?

>>518675357
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1760154254886752.webm

>>518675785
It is accurate

>300th episode
>still on 1st thread

>>518675778

The big reveal? It's just a long series of double crosses. I's a neo noir.

>>518675887
>300 episodes
>not even 300 posts

>>518675887
The threads have been getting progressively slower and slower due to how Dan obviously avoids showing niggers nigging.
And as such, we mostly only see drunk whites or druggy whites which is boring and nothing happens with them.

I don't think I've watched a full episode in a year now.

>>518675887
We are near bump limit Debbie Downer

these guys wanted to stop a train for a dog. You just cant

>stop all train traffic
>they almost just heckin hit us!

cops are such pussies, good thing the railroad doesn't answer to regular police.

They should have a sale on the OPL300 gear in the last hour.

>>518675834
niggers aren't human

>>518676066
>have a sale
dans jewish bro

You guys wouldn’t bang this hot Mexican cocaine pussy?

>>518676066
It's a limited edition, will be worth double on eBay in a few years.

they are not dna testing some putas dna on a drug bag

>do you know what DNA is?
>no .....
fucking retarded beaner whore

smart lady, deny deny deny, lawyer up

>>518676173
Yes they are.

>>518676130
Nah, the tit to gut ratio is out of spec like the other anon said. It's a turn off.

He's trying to trick her with the DNA spiel. Don't see them testing that for a little blow.

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

>known drug house
So why not bust in there and arrest the dealers? Sound like they have enough for a warrant

>>518676173
I always lol when cops claim they’re going full CSI on low level shit that doesn’t matter

new bread >>518676285
>>518676285

>>518676287
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Will Dan show...?
-the toddler with the gun
-the suicidal guy talked down by the cop

>>518676398
>the suicidal guy talked down by the cop
He already showed that one

>>518675240
Honestly I wish OPL did feature Massholes because for once the White perps would be interesting - because of the accent

>>518675580
never saw that. sounds good

>>518675580
>Do you remember
lowest form of conversation

Most daubs are on the lower half of the diagrams. I don't know how they managed that.

>>518675906
>I's a neo noir.
a very shitty one

i finished mowing the lawn, glad to know i can sit back and watch this while i relax