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Anonymous (ID: lXOKuFbo) United States No.518668070 >>518668221 >>518668294 >>518668296 >>518668422 >>518668637 >>518668666 >>518668684 >>518668697 >>518668854 >>518669176 >>518669505 >>518672167 >>518672246 >>518672493
Was Jesus gay?
>never had a gf
>narcissist
>slept with guys
Seems gay
Anonymous (ID: KX/Bji61) Australia No.518668168 >>518668275 >>518668521
Jesus didn't have a penis, completely smooth like a Barbie.
Anonymous (ID: wn5X22cp) No.518668221
>>518668070 (OP)
I mean he got Mary knocked up to give birth to himself so he couldn't be gay
Anonymous (ID: lXOKuFbo) United States No.518668275
>>518668168
Anonymous (ID: i7Q1yAI/) United States No.518668294
>>518668070 (OP)
Denounce the Talmud you filthy kike.
Anonymous (ID: OtYVa+6R) United States No.518668296
>>518668070 (OP)
Were you sucking dick at the glory hole when you posted this?
Anonymous (ID: 300ADiA2) United States No.518668351
Hanging out with man all the time is only gay in this modern society of gayness. It was normal and still is in parts of the world where gender is well defined to spend lots of time with the boys. Western man are missing out of man on man companionship so as not to appear gay.
Anonymous (ID: HOLFibt2) United States No.518668422 >>518668561
>>518668070 (OP)
He baned prostitutes, build furniture by hand, and hung out with outcasts. Dude would have been considered a hippie at best or a hipster at worst.
Anonymous (ID: lXOKuFbo) United States No.518668508 >>518670020
Also, why didn't he miracle himself off the cross? That would have convinced everyone.
Anonymous (ID: nkEs6hNn) United States No.518668521
>>518668168
That's so holy wow. Just like his dad.
Anonymous (ID: CwitC2A+) United States No.518668533 >>518668613 >>518668664
Jesus was a pedophile.

Literally every one of your problems is because of christcuckery.

-forced to live in vibrancy
-forced to respect womyn
-forced to not throw the stone at gay people, because which one of us has not sinned?
-forced to not have sex because sex is sinful, while women ride the cock carousel and then become tradwives when they get older

You can say, it's not christianity! Christianity is based! It's the left wing people!

But how did the left wing people get power? Politics is downstream of religion.

Stop believing in Jesus and then you can stop apologizing for hating the graffiti on the road and subsidizing your own replacement.

Notice the bible doesn't give a shit about premarital sex. It does have certain protections for women, such as if a man rapes a woman, he is obligated to marry her.

The bible is very strong though on things it considera immoral: you can't have sex with your step mom or step daughter, or sister in law, and you can't be gay.

Christianity changed these things because it is a gay conspiracy. All of a sudden, sex is considered a sin. Don't be the first to throw a stone at faggots because we are all sinners.

Spread my teachings everywhere. If we come to power, we can do remigration (humanely) from the UK and Germany. Et cet.
Anonymous (ID: lXOKuFbo) United States No.518668561
>>518668422
>He baned prostitutes
Like I said
Anonymous (ID: S9SYiWap) Chile No.518668572
jesus and the prophet muhammad, are big gay.... like they suck that dick as if it was water in the desert
Anonymous (ID: J0jauwsO) United States No.518668613
>>518668533
Shut up rabbi
Anonymous (ID: ukrM7Rz3) United States No.518668637
>>518668070 (OP)
IMBECILE
Anonymous (ID: lXOKuFbo) United States No.518668664
>>518668533
It's the worst thing to ever happen to white people.
Anonymous (ID: h+BfcjS8) United States No.518668666 >>518668727
>>518668070 (OP)
The fuck are you on about, OP. He was shagging Mary Magdalene.
Anonymous (ID: /yG3fM2Z) United States No.518668684
>>518668070 (OP)
No, he just hates aliens.
Anonymous (ID: 92cLOarW) United States No.518668697
>>518668070 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: lXOKuFbo) United States No.518668727
>>518668666
Nice Jewish digits
Anonymous (ID: XC/nXJaZ) United States No.518668854
>>518668070 (OP)
If he was atheists wouldn't stop talking about hi-OH WAIT
Anonymous (ID: CwitC2A+) United States No.518668896
I non ironically think people should stop beliving in Jesus. I would then like the cleanse the earth of jesus worship.

The only thing I won't be doing is destruction of christian property. But besides that I want to destroy Christianity which will make the world a better place.
Anonymous (ID: eMuUzv5h) United States No.518669176 >>518669661
>>518668070 (OP)
Back in the day, if you hung out with friends of the same sex, you didn’t have to suck their dick

Other people didn’t think you sucked their dick either

You were just friends and it was cool. Your sexuality had nothing to do with your personality. Weird right?
Anonymous (ID: NEaqMGhl) United Kingdom No.518669505
>>518668070 (OP)
>first person He visits after His resurrection is Mary, woman with the same name as His mother
Pretty sure He had children, He was fully human after all
Anonymous (ID: CwitC2A+) United States No.518669661 >>518669874
>>518669176
Kill all gays. Gays are sickos who need to be exterminated for world peace
Anonymous (ID: 92cLOarW) United States No.518669874
>>518669661
Exterminate all overweight people
primero y el último (ID: kn2pCNic) No.518670020 >>518672099 >>518672881
>>518668508
Because he loved the World so much that he stayed on the cross. With one snap of his fingers 72000 angels had already drawn their swords ready to come to his rescue and wipe this planet out of existence in the universe, and Jesus said no, to this end was I born. And he lifted, hauled, and carried that cross because he loved YOU! He knew you were going to turn out to be a sinful homosexual and he died for you anyway
>Do you think that I cannot appeal to My Father, and He will at once put at My disposal more than twelve legions of angels?
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Anonymous (ID: lXOKuFbo) United States No.518672099
>>518670020
No, he carried the cross because Roman soldiers made him.
Anonymous (ID: 5/gtJ5S/) United States No.518672167
>>518668070 (OP)
That's just monkmaxxing
Anonymous (ID: B4154EW9) United States No.518672246
>>518668070 (OP)
He existed intnhe firey furnace had and has no sex parts uncalled supernatural god man idiot you ar sata ic faggot
Anonymous (ID: QbjOrmOY) United States No.518672493
>>518668070 (OP)
I actually like Jesus movies but clips and pics from this show all seem incredibly gay to me.
primero y el último (ID: kn2pCNic) No.518672881
>>518670020
You know what he said when they nailed him to the cross when they put the nails in his hands?
>Forgive them Father, they know not what they do

Can you forgive someone who’s putting nails in your hands when you know you didn’t deserve it? He didn’t scream, didn’t yell, just took it and said Lord forgive them, they don’t know what they’re doing