Anonymous
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10/12/2025, 5:02:16 AM
No.518678427
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Many years ago, on Halloween, a single visitor came to my door with her young daughter. I don't celebrate any holidays and had forgotten entirely that it was Halloween. I answered the door and was genuinely surprised to hear them say "trick or treat."
I politely explained that we don't celebrate Halloween. And the woman became very argumentative; saying that we shouldn't leave our porch light on then. To which I calmly explained that THIS IS A VERY BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.
She's yelling as she's walking back to her shitty early 00's model, rusted out, pickup truck - husband waiting behind the wheel. Instead of driving away, husband waits for her to finish yelling out of the passenger side window: "fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!"
I drew my 1911 .45 ACP STAR MEGASTAR and wet-locked a round into the chamber and aimed right into her open mouth. And this was the beginning of the best Halloween night I've ever had in my entire life.
Her husband chirped the tires all the way out of my side of the neighborhood and before he could even get off the block, I had called in friends to track the vehicle.
Every house this dumb bitch stopped at, my masked up friends were following and harassing them; throwing shit at their truck, throwing shit at her, cussing them, threatening to rape them, and the husband was unarmed and scared shitless so they tried to run back home.
We followed them home - keeping a distance to not be noticed. After they were settled in and the police had taken their report; we sent kids to their door with pepper spray and bricks.
Later , in the early morning hours, we used a minivan to steal her neighbor's bird bath and then held it out the side door - accelerating to 65 mph on the residential street and hurling it into the windshield of their truck.
Good times.
I politely explained that we don't celebrate Halloween. And the woman became very argumentative; saying that we shouldn't leave our porch light on then. To which I calmly explained that THIS IS A VERY BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.
She's yelling as she's walking back to her shitty early 00's model, rusted out, pickup truck - husband waiting behind the wheel. Instead of driving away, husband waits for her to finish yelling out of the passenger side window: "fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!"
I drew my 1911 .45 ACP STAR MEGASTAR and wet-locked a round into the chamber and aimed right into her open mouth. And this was the beginning of the best Halloween night I've ever had in my entire life.
Her husband chirped the tires all the way out of my side of the neighborhood and before he could even get off the block, I had called in friends to track the vehicle.
Every house this dumb bitch stopped at, my masked up friends were following and harassing them; throwing shit at their truck, throwing shit at her, cussing them, threatening to rape them, and the husband was unarmed and scared shitless so they tried to run back home.
We followed them home - keeping a distance to not be noticed. After they were settled in and the police had taken their report; we sent kids to their door with pepper spray and bricks.
Later , in the early morning hours, we used a minivan to steal her neighbor's bird bath and then held it out the side door - accelerating to 65 mph on the residential street and hurling it into the windshield of their truck.
Good times.