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Anonymous (ID: moEisGVJ) United States No.518678427 [Report] >>518679470 >>518679563 >>518679632 >>518679776 >>518680350 >>518680896
Many years ago, on Halloween, a single visitor came to my door with her young daughter. I don't celebrate any holidays and had forgotten entirely that it was Halloween. I answered the door and was genuinely surprised to hear them say "trick or treat."

I politely explained that we don't celebrate Halloween. And the woman became very argumentative; saying that we shouldn't leave our porch light on then. To which I calmly explained that THIS IS A VERY BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.

She's yelling as she's walking back to her shitty early 00's model, rusted out, pickup truck - husband waiting behind the wheel. Instead of driving away, husband waits for her to finish yelling out of the passenger side window: "fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!"

I drew my 1911 .45 ACP STAR MEGASTAR and wet-locked a round into the chamber and aimed right into her open mouth. And this was the beginning of the best Halloween night I've ever had in my entire life.

Her husband chirped the tires all the way out of my side of the neighborhood and before he could even get off the block, I had called in friends to track the vehicle.

Every house this dumb bitch stopped at, my masked up friends were following and harassing them; throwing shit at their truck, throwing shit at her, cussing them, threatening to rape them, and the husband was unarmed and scared shitless so they tried to run back home.

We followed them home - keeping a distance to not be noticed. After they were settled in and the police had taken their report; we sent kids to their door with pepper spray and bricks.

Later , in the early morning hours, we used a minivan to steal her neighbor's bird bath and then held it out the side door - accelerating to 65 mph on the residential street and hurling it into the windshield of their truck.

Good times.
Anonymous (ID: moEisGVJ) United States No.518678833 [Report] >>518679776
Then during later that year, on Christmas Eve, I bribed some local kids to go and paint giant dicks all over their vehicles.

Good times.

On New Year's Eve, I sent people over there to JB WELD realistic dildos to the back side of their vehicles.

Good times.

How will you celebrate this year?
Anonymous (ID: FY9TiBv+) United States No.518679470 [Report]
>>518678427 (OP)
I don't understand anybody in this story. It is quite the anecdote, though.
Anonymous (ID: 5xlhCoAc) United States No.518679563 [Report]
>>518678427 (OP)
No holidays? What the hell are you, a Jehova's Witness?
Dumb heretical cult.
Anonymous (ID: M6wGSeQg) Canada No.518679632 [Report] >>518681481
>>518678427 (OP)
fuck you
Anonymous (ID: Tl/o+VIr) United States No.518679776 [Report]
>>518678427 (OP)
>>518678833
Unfathomably based. Keep up the good work. Harass all karens.
Anonymous (ID: 25u8d2iz) United States No.518680057 [Report] >>518680305
You fucked up
Anonymous (ID: UKdzcsfl) No.518680100 [Report] >>518680247 >>518681742
A reminder this uncreative aids fantasy faggotry larpis the same obsessive compulsive mentally ill redd*t spammer behind pretty much all the forced meme cancer on the /tv/ board.

Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes) for the doxx, it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

He’s particularly obsessed with horror clowns, Saw, male anal sex and delusionaly believes anyone cares about his samefagged “concepts” and “analysis” and (AI generated) “content”.

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the same forced meme obsessively. Even determined shitposters take a break from trolling or just do it in spurts, but his cancer has to be on the catalogue constantly and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly.
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred (kek, kino. Rockin’, sign tapping or some non sequitor)
- gets angry when called out, denies it, gets angry and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo
- will repost his cancer as “why does it make X so angry” or “how do you respond without getting mad” or “serious” posts or contrarian, but inevitably goes back to above.

Jannies and mods won’t do anything. He gets away with it. You’ll be banned for reporting. Copy and screenshot this post because it’ll be 404’d and I’ll be B& for revealing the truth.

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.
Anonymous (ID: dvLLLkrE) No.518680247 [Report]
>>518680100
bro who gives a shit. let him cook.
Anonymous (ID: moEisGVJ) United States No.518680305 [Report] >>518680401
>>518680057

Snitches. Stitches.
Glocks and blades with switches.
IP address tracked
Cause you didn't mind your business.
And now the woodchipper
Feeds your corpse to the fishes.
Any last words or wishes?
Anonymous (ID: ynXYWQ8Q) Canada No.518680350 [Report] >>518681481
>>518678427 (OP)
All I believe from this story is that you're a faggot that draws a gun at people saying mean words to you.
Anonymous (ID: 25u8d2iz) United States No.518680401 [Report] >>518680723
>>518680305
Hip hop is gay
Anonymous (ID: moEisGVJ) United States No.518680723 [Report]
>>518680401

Yeah. The drugs are activating the mania receptors in my brain. Apologies for acting like a nigger.
Anonymous (ID: I4/Ti11k) Netherlands No.518680896 [Report]
>>518678427 (OP)
Is that JigC?
Anonymous (ID: moEisGVJ) United States No.518681481 [Report]
>>518679632
>>518680350

It saddens me to infer from these replies that my Canadian neighbors have been deprived of their good times.
Anonymous (ID: moEisGVJ) United States No.518681742 [Report]
>>518680100

>Copy and screenshot this post because it’ll be 404’d and I’ll be B& for revealing the truth.

This anon is on a mission from God to get the truth out there; martyring himself...

He is ...

A mar-tard.