Thread 518689932

Why are western fags spending so much on arabian coffee and indian tea when acorn coffee and pine needle tea exist and literally grow on trees?

>>518689932 (OP)
OK, but does it get me jazzed up?

>>518689970
Stop asking questions goy

>>518689932 (OP)
they have caffeine in it?

>>518689970
It will keep you healthy for sure. Cool? Probably.

>>518689999
No. Drop the caffeine jew.

>>518690060
They want drugs. You are not offering drugs, but acorns.

>>518690092
Acorns are rich in proteins and minerals. Needles are rich in vitamin C and are antiviral.

>>518690161
acorns don't come from needles

I didn't understand why there isn't a Western country in the tropics by now.

>>518689932 (OP)
>acorns
I like it, but it requires an immense amount of processing to make them safe to eat. Chestnuts are better in my opinion.
>pine needles
Tried it, but I keep thinking of it as a cleaning chemical so I have trouble tolerating it as a beverage.

>>518690203
Acorns for coffee, pine needles for tea.

>>518689932 (OP)
>caffeine-free
Our anxiety riddled, spastic induced superiority came from somewhere anon. Many confuse the actions Boston tea party for fueling this revolutionary fervor, it was only half of it. The other half was the drink we replaced their shitty tea with.

>>518690249
>immense amount of processing to make them safe to eat.
You boil them and change the water a couple of times. The horror!

>>518689999
>they have caffeine in it?
caffeine is really bad. I know because I'm a vata dominant person, I'm very sensitive to drugs of all kind. If I drink coffee every day and quit, within 2 days I get a migraine that makes me want to bash my head in with a hammer, no joke. The literal only solution is to keep drinking coffee. And for some reason, the dose keeps increasing slowly over time. And before you know it, you're drinking 10 cups a day. And when you realize you're fucked, it's very slow, long and painful road to quitting. Coffee withdrawal is nasty shit and makes you want to kys.
Beware the coffee jew.

>>518690060
coffee is gross, ppl only drink it for the caffeine, do you not have a job or something?

>>518690500
Why do you need caffeine? Do you work two jobs?

>>518689932 (OP)
why is you giving out our sikrits? fuck Westerners!

>>518690440
>It's sooo bad you guys, it's liek sooo bad that it makes you like...want to drink more it's so bad

It's fucking hilarious how stupid you anti coffee shills are. You sit there and pretend it's bad because your retarded ass got addicted to starbucks frappuccinos loaded with sugar and half and half and all the other shit they put in the coffee that actually makes it bad. Drink it black and there is literally nothing you can tell me that's wrong with it. It has no detrimental health effects other than by proxy making able and want to work more. Oh and it's a "dieretic", it's so terrible that it makes you piss it out. Oh how your body will lose so much water, you know the same water that brewed it.

>>518690534
Why DON'T you need it? Are the memes really true? Do you faggots really just sit in the middle of nowhere writing poetry about trees?

>>518690006
lmao, cop out polak fucktard. You idiots got nothing to export besides unfinished video games and cynical comments on the internet.

>>518690771
>You idiots got nothing to export besides unfinished video games and cynical comments on the internet.
>t. faggots who allowed all their industry to be exported to chinklandia
lol,
lmao

>>518690440
I'm very similar when it comes to caffeine withdrawals and tolerance build up. I decided to do something about it and now I usually brew yerba in thermos night before work, 3 teaspoons in strainer cup, poured over 750ml 75-80C water and I drop one slice of lemon into thermos. It's a nice, 0 calorie drink that doesn't cause caffeine spikes or crashes. And if I need an extra leg up in the morning, I drink 1 (one) cup of instant coffee in the morning while I take the yerba thermos to work. Never had migraines, migraine auras etc etc since.

>>518689932 (OP)
another day another thread where you try to rebrand being a poorfag as being cool and resourceful

>>518691123
Is being a consumerist pig better?

>>518689932 (OP)
Why do people buy alcohol in the store instead of brewing it themselves..? because it's time consuming and people like comfort and running around in their hamster wheel for someone higher up.

"See these eggs . . . they literally come out of a chickens arse".

Trump's trade war made coffee more expensive.

>>518691238
>Why do people buy alcohol in the store instead of brewing it themselves..?
home brewed mead gang, ASSEMBLE!

>>518691271
Globally.

>>518691295
I stopped drinking alcohol because I need my high-IQ for work.

>>518691295
Good man, get some chickens and a garden for some tomatoes and you could survive the apocalypse.

>>518691349
A polack that doesn't drink alcohol.. i'll be a sonuvabitch.

>>518690534
no I work nightshift only only drink
how are you guys getting addicted to coffee?

>>518689932 (OP)
>contains no caffeine
how is this different from hipster fags who drink caffeine-free coffee?
if I wanted substitute for coffee I would drink tee

>>518691433
>>518689932 (OP)
nevermind, this is probably just another jewish agenda being probed

whats the matter kikes, inflation getting too hot?

>>518691412
I'm the smartest Pole on this board.

>>518690424
you need to change boiling water 5-7 times
that will take like 30-60 minutes
you also need to peel and deskin each acorn and it takes about 20-25 medium sized acorns to make a cup, taking about 20-25 minutes
it's at least a fucking hour to of work to make a cup of your hipster craft coffee
minimal pay is ~25 ZŁ/h, 200g of instant coffee is 20-35ZŁ depending on brand and it will be enough for 20-40 cups, depending on how strong you like it.

being a poorfag is not about material wealth, it's state of mind. You don't value your time at all.

>>518691414
only drink for work i mean

>>518689932 (OP)
What does coffee made on squirrel nuts taste like?

>>518689932 (OP)
Because those don't have teine and caffeine. Besides these taste better than acorn and pine.

However pine leaves make for superior soda

>>518691525
>I'm the smartest Pole on this board.
But also the most boring. Nah, stay sober my Polish fren.. alcohol has fucked my life and relations on many of occasions.

>>518691561
Frikadelle fars.

>>518691393
>chickens
and ducks, if you have pond or any water outside. just slaughtered 10 ducks that we raised this year.
as for chickens, I only raise hens for eggs, I don't like chicken meat too much
>garden
naturally. although this year was abysmal. on top of all the shitty weather, mice came in droves and ate almost everything. it's like some (((biblical infestation)))

>>518691538
You can prrpare them in bulk with your gf. It's fun.

>>518689932 (OP)
tea bushes are easy to grow.

>>518691723
Cheers on the home brewing fren.. seems like you get life sorted out, hope next years batch is gonna be better for you.. but just like people, the weather seems to have been acthing up and being weird these last few years.. almost feels like seasons have been pushed to some extent if you get what i mean. Anyways keep going and i'm sure you'll reap the reward of your homestead. And remember a bad result is better than no result, go get em' chief.

>>518690251
Why are you talking about circumstances in Poland as though it is universal?

>>518692000
You don't have trees with needles in Canada?

>>518689932 (OP)
You can also make coffee from dandelion root

>>518689932 (OP)
Its literally the first time I hear about acorn coffee.
Tell me more.

>>518690161
>yea bro let's just find some white pines
>yea bro gather up large amounts of acorns, dry them, peel them, boil them down six times, dry them again, for one cup of joe.

It's not worth it... maybe the pine needle tea is worth it, but you need a specific type of pine to do it.

>>518689932 (OP)
Mild stimulants you fucking brainlet. Europe natively has none, we only have depressants and hallucinogens, that's why we fought wars and conquered the planet to get coffeee, tea and spices.

>>518692148
I'm telling you more. Watch a youtube video about it.

>>518692175
>you need a specific type of pine
Huh? Only a couple of needle trees are toxic and itps easy to learn.

>>518689932 (OP)
Next thing you will tell me that I can get raspberry, cranberry and blueberry in the forest to make delicious pies and more all winter. Or that you can get mushrooms to freeze and make any meat dish better with them.

>>518692873
Yes you can!

>>518692913
so basically you tell us to become a pensioner from post-soviet country

Do you know that you also can fish to get fish for free?

>>518689932 (OP)
Acorn coffee tastes abominable unless you jazz it up with even more unhealthy shit.

>>518692955
Become more independant?

>>518693085
Aren't ducks easier to catch?

>>518693175
I wouldn't call pensioners independent, they have their pension to rely on. It's about the fact that the pension is so little and they don't actively work, they busy themselves with doing stuff like this.

>>518690161
If it doesn't get you high it's shit.
Go back to borscht and lentil dishes.

>>518691966
I agree completely about the weather. very spoopy and unlike anything I've seen before. it rained from spring till now almost unceasingly.
apropos brewing, I would highly recommend "ancient" brewing, i.e. without any additional stuff from store, not even store bought yeast. it ferments much slower, but I liked to result immensely. Bochet wasn't very nice, at least not to me. it resembled Guinness beer with spices. too bitter for my taste, I could understand it from beer, but not from mead. and soon I will bottle Würzburger recipe. I have high hopes for that one
all the best wishes to you too, brother! we just have to hang on and outlive the (((parasites))). eventually, the wheel of history will turn on them and then
>make sure to make it real not just in their minds

>>518691271
You lost, tranny

>>518692955
I like walking in a woods. It's very relaxing. And beautiful.

>>518692955
go fuck yourself zoomzoom shit

>>518690251
Europe has shitllad of berries, mint, camomile, lemons, oranges, lemongrass you name it and you drink pine needles.
Ahahahahahahahshshshshahhshsjajajsjjsjsjsjsjjsjssj

>>518689932 (OP)
Tastes like sheeit
Already tried it

>>518690440
Oh no, I drink 10 cups a day to stave off the real migraines that some larping retard thought he experienced coming off it!
You're a soft bitch. That was a headache.
Yes, I too have gone off coffee temporarily. It was NOT a migraine.

>>518690694
We feed these to pigs. Chestnuts are for us though.

>>518689932 (OP)
It is the same as askinf Poles why do they spend so much on Ukraine if Polish soldiers literally grow in Poland.

>>518693436
SIR.

>>518689970
Coffee makes your breath smell like poo. Literally like poo, not just bad. To a non-drinker anyway.

I thought my stepdad had started losing it and was forgetting to wipe his arse until I realised that he didn’t stink of shit while he wasn’t talking, so it was his breath, and he drinks nothing but coffee.

Never drink coffee.

>>518689932 (OP)
I tried harvesting acorns to eat. It was singularly the most disgusting food I can recall ever having eaten, and I do not hae a discerning pallet. I boiled the tannins of the things 3 or 4 times and it was still like eating sawdust that was both wet and dry. I added salt, spices, and ketchup; nothing helped. Between the effort required to gather, sort, and cook them, I can’t understand why anyone would make the effort if they weren’t on the brink of starvation.

I really wanted to like them, too, since I’ve got an easily available source of them, enjoy the shelling process, and like using the shells as both a fuel and a mulch. It just wasn’t worth it.
>>518692873
I wish we had some of these where I lived but between Asian grandparents and every guy under 35 being an outdoors enthusiast everything but the blackberries get picked clean. When I was a kid it was the opposite and tons of people would pick blackberries whereas none of them bothered with salmon and thimbleberries. I’ve never seen wild blueberry but we live in the main growing region so you can get a huge box for less than $20 during the peak of the season.

>>518693508
>Coffee makes your breath smell like poo. Literally like poo,
no, that's cigarettes you smoke together with drinking coffee

>>518693508
>my step dad never cleaned his tonsils
Yeah, that ain't the coffee.

>>518693198
You shoot ducks, you don't catch them.

>>518692955
Always thought this would be a comfy lifestyle to be honest.
>>518693198
You truly are the Mexicans of Europe.
>>518693571
There are dozens of videos of thirdies in America, Canada, the UK, and Australia netting birds at the park and breaking their necks with their bare hands.

>>518693482
raskazhy mne druzhok
ot chevo
vokrug zasada
ot chevo
stolko let nashey zhyzni net kak net

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtApp4VBd0&list=RD5wtApp4VBd0&start_radio=1

>>518693522
Next time add some baking soda to remove more toxins.

>>518692873
You can get better rewards than that from the forest my friend

>>518689932 (OP)
How.to.make it?
Corn has no taste similar to coffee

>>518693746
These will kill you btw. Quite common in the Pacific Northwest. I always take a photo and then kick them over. Never seen a group that looked that nice, though.

>>518693838
it does, once roasted

>>518693316
I used to ride bike trough woods
one day some dog or whatever thefuck it was crossed my path and I slammed my front wheel into it, making me fall over and slide on rock covered downward hill. Fucked shoulder for at least 6 months and huge scar on right shin, would not recommend. I will resume riding around woods when I save up for biking armor.

>>518693508
bro, you need to go to the police. step dad abuse isnt something to sweep under the rug

>>518689932 (OP)
>Why do people want to consume stimulants
Are you 12

>>518690279
the boston tea party didnt want to pay for the help they got in the war, fucking jewish behaviour if you ask me

>>518689932 (OP)
This sounds more like vegans wanting to make food that looks and taste like meat as a cope. Drinking the infusions from a ground acorn or a pine needle doesn't make them coffee or tea and if they were ideal things to drink they would have their own names and not have to pretend to be something they're not.

>>518689970
no, it's inferior coffee for wagies

sort of like insect meat vs real meat

>>518690735
bruh I only drink my coffee black. Adding sugar or milk is the gayest form of coffee consumption in existence. That being said, if you're not a vata person you likely deal with coffee spikes better. I also can't handle alcohol, I get literal alcohol psychosis during alcohol blackouts. It's just my body. I can't tolerate strong impulses. If coffee works for you, by all means enjoy it.

>>518691099
>Never had migraines, migraine auras etc etc since.
good for you fren
migraines are fucking horrible

>>518693403
>You're a soft bitch. That was a headache.
let's switch bodies for a week and see how you deal with the pain lmao

>>518689932 (OP)
It's not really coffee or tea if you don't make it with coffee beans or tea leaves

>>518689932 (OP)
> Does not contain caffeine

>>518694482
>I picked out one line without noticing that he specified there is a difference between a migraine and a headache
I'm pretty sure I was quite clear. You don't get migraines from caffeine withdrawal.

>>518689932 (OP)
Im pretty sure acorn are poisonous

>>518690424
What the fuck is the point of you are pouring the literal product out repeatedly? You dont make normal coffee and pour it out and replace it with water. Because the you are not making coffee, you are wasting it

>>518695814
you remind me of the Swede "cadets" who sat hungry while I ate mushrooms like a king during survival course.

>>518691123
It is part of the neoliberal indoctrination of submission and to accept your fate. You will be poor, so be fine and content with it.
We , the capiralists will be richer.

>>518695814
Lots of pine is too

>>518690092
Holly berries have shitloads of caffeine

>>518690251
In the morning before class we used to have wars with the acorns and try to get each other in the face with them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>518697144
>Holly berries
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>>518691393
You will not survive.
All your animals will die from diseases and parasites.
You willm have no modern chemicals to heal them and kill the parasites. No antibiotics.
No one will survive the apocalypse.
No one!

>>518690440
I stopped coffee for 2 months, I was tired for a week and got a mild headache. I went back because I prefer to consume these luxuries to soften this amazingly fake and gay world.