Thread 518706683

Why do they smell fishy?

>>518706792
they are sea creatures

>>518706683 (OP)
i once had a girl, deanna,
and she was a bit chunky and her puss smelled real bad.
she really was into me.
20 years later and now deanna is hot. might be glp1 shots, who cares.
she lives in a dump with her portly husband.

Some women are averse to cleaning their holes. One of my nieces (the fat one at that) doesn’t wipe her ass decently and has shitty panties all the time. How the fuck she is ok with that I have no idea, her other 2 sisters are clean and smell nice.

germanigz are just built like this

>>518706792
bacteria, blood, urine, all at once

>>518706683 (OP)
a very watered down quick douche with vinegar and hydrogen peroxide can help - id say 10:1 venegar, 10:1 peroxide, quick douche
im talking very diluted warm water - you want the good bacteria to survive
if this has to be done more than 3 times in a row, go see a non-jewish non-brown doctor.

>>518709266
also wipe from front to back.

>>518709301
A girl in high school apparently was obsessed with me and I kind of thought she was cute until I walked in her wiping from back to front

>>518710062
hot, did you fug?

>>518706792
To attract seamen

>>518710231

The crux of the entire post is that she grossed me out of anything further

>>518706683 (OP)
I do not understand this meme. none of my gfs ever smelled remotely like that, even after a heavy day of climbing mountains. is this the normalization of some nasty infection?

>>518708166
>20 years later and now deanna is hot.
"A roasty is hot 20 years later"

Are you a geriatric patient?

>>518710940
we all get old. not yet over the hill either.
she slimmed down in a way that makes her more attractive now than when she was plump and smelly.
she looks younger than her age
and if she was keeping house and giving enthusiastic blow jobs who the fuck cares how you get mouthcunt?

>>518706792
STDs

>>518710488
did you consider making it a teaching moment?

>>518710246
classic

Tbf it's pretty gross not washing your ass with soap and water no matter which way you wipe beforehand.

>>518711030
I didn't have much to say. Just calculated you were older, sorry for any disrespect.
The older you get, old girls still look like kids. 50 looks like 30. It's weird getting old. 20 now looks like 10

>How cna we get the white girls to start washing their nasty nigger sperm caverns?
why, you're brown and will never see a vagina

>>518711398
>20 now looks like 10

lol WHAT? you are conflating looks and behavior. women genuinely stop maturing in their late teens. men stop in their late 20s. Right now I am debating whether or not I should sleep with a 20 year old who turns 21 in 3 days. She is immature but cannot stop communicating. 20 year olds have that beautiful rosy tinge of youth that a 30 year old simply doesnt

>>518709301
>>518710062
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

>>518711767
I do not appreciate stale pasta.

>>518711622
>20 year olds have that beautiful rosy tinge of youth
Lol no they don't

>>518711870
Yes they do nigger. But Nordic bitches bloat real fast. Even if they are not capital O-verweight, their faces turn into that Prednisone butt cushion look, so I forgive your misunderstanding.

>>518708240
Why are you inspecting your nieces panties you pervert.

>>518706792
It’s only the girls who sleep with black guys that stink that bad. They all have diseases and bacterial infections and aids and herpes usually.

>>518708240
Ummmm...

>>518711622
>debating whether or not I should sleep with a 20 year old who turns 21 in 3 days

Is she v@xxinated, or is she Purebl00ded?

>>518712013
Lmao you have never met a "Nordic bitch" in your life.
>>518712117
I bet he licks them too, and worse...
>>518712170
True

>>518711384

I never feel clean until I shower after a shit, even if it's one of those perfect ones that break off cleanly with no residue and I haven't even enjoyed one of those in some time. I don't know how you can not wash your butt with soap and water.

>>518708166
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE

>>518708240
Sounds true

>>518712373
I have dual citizenship with the Netherlands, jelly memeflag?

>>518712386
>I don't know how you can not wash your butt with soap and water.
Me neither! Sure if you are out and about and need to suddenly take a dump, it is what it is. But that is why I always at least try to do my business in the morning before shower.

>>518712510
I forgot to change back my bad xD. But yeah, Netherlands ain't "Nordic" brother.

>>518711533
I'm Black, keep coping cracker.

>>518712627

Yes but it is right next door. I know your country is about the size of a golf course but the American mind can intuit that visiting 300km away for a weekend is not a big deal.

I fucked a brown girl that was like that. I was not feeling too well the day after.

>>518706683 (OP)
why do cats DO do that ? my cat always follows me to watch me shit too for whatever reason, why ?

>>518712170
Mutt's law again...

>>518712729
So desirable they had to use an AI picture?
>>518712756
Damn why would you visit Denmark of all places? Literally nothing of value here lmao. Thanks for supporting our economy I guess.
>American mind can intuit that visiting 300km away for a weekend is not a big deal
That's hardly unique to Americans, people travel all over europe for shor trips, it's pretty normal here too :)

>>518711767
classic

>>518709301
Who the fuck wipes back to front? I'm a man and I wipe front to back. How do you even do that? Reach in from between your legs rather than go around the back? Does anyone actually wipe like this? Do you not get shit on your sack?

>>518712970
when you shit you are most vurnable, some gypsi could steal your shit, the cat is protecting you

>>518712970
Cats often don't like being alone, so they follow you wherever and they don't share your human concerns of privacy.

>>518713556
the fucker doesn't follow me in the kitchen or anywhere else, just the toilet
if i go at 2 am he'll wake up too just to watch me shit