Thread 518723168

I'm over 1% jewish according to my dna test but i never got the memo for all their connections and control and power, i guess im not jewish enough to be with their in group? I demand 100 million dollars in my bank account right now to build my ideal kingdom wherever I want to.

the owl carrying your letter from heebwarts must have got shot down by a ukrainian drone

>>518723168 (OP)
Sir,
They give everyone the 1% Jewish result it's like a default in hopes you don't repeat WW2

>>518723168 (OP)
If 23&me told you you’re 1% jewish or black, they’re just fucking with you

99 > 1

QED

>>518723168 (OP)
did you take your results to the isreali embassy?

>>518723168 (OP)
How the fuck can a dna test prove your religious background??

>>518724187
I think they really are. anyone who has ever taken it gets 1% Jewish. but regardless we should keep op out of positions of power just in case

>>518723885
My gf also took the same test and her results are 100% white so i dont think thats the case that they lied
>>518724187
It was ancestry dot com
>>518724471
No i'm scared

>>518724627
This anon gets it, jew is not a race
>>518724582
Besides, what is the math for that, how many generations back would 1% even be? Sounds absolutely retarded.

>>518724626
Kek

>>518724627
And ancestry.com is more jewish tricks

>>518724627
>>518724885

>>518724187
23andMe literally told me I was <0.05% West African. Posted it on /pol/, got called a nigger. Many such cases

>>518725001
Nigger

>>518723168 (OP)
Sorry but u didn't meet all the criteria for special pleb status and chosen amongst ur fellow plebs, otherwise you could have prob lead a peasant revolt or something as the special peasant.

>>518723168 (OP)
>he fell for the ancestry test meme
lmao enjoy your next health insurance policy be mysteriously denied.

>>518723168 (OP)
must follow procedure
must follow law merchant lex mercatoria
it's all there for the taking if you so choose

>>518723168 (OP)
>>518723885
>>518725001

>2% Russian
it’s over

They lie so you stop being anti-Semitic. Don't let them win and become twice as anti-Semitic.

>>518723168 (OP)
Sucks to be an asshole. Minus 2 rungs on the social ladder.

>>518725001
You’re a nigger if you’re obsessed with heritage. Seriously, only losers seeking societal validation engage in this nonsense.

>>518728705
Yeah. Let’s chase strawmen rather than recognize the devil in front of us.

>>518723168 (OP)
I wonder how much of /pol/ is just self hating Jews

>>518723885
>>518724626
wrong, not everyone gets jewish, just you

>>518723168 (OP)
mine says im 2.1% ashkenazi and i never got shit either, what the fuck

>>518723885
what if a large percentage of the population is actually jewish

>>518723885
Well WW2 didn't work. Why would we repeat that?

Classified Documentation Dump:
Hitler believed the efficacy of the Jewish religion.
Hitler was numbering Jews, because they were being systematically killed in specific mathematical groups, in an attempt to brute force sending a message to God/The Afterlife.
This is the real reason the Jews were being numerically tattooed. This was all classified after the war.

Hitler's idea technically worked, and a message did pass the life-death barrier.
It was in fact, met with a response from God.
We can not elaborate further at this point in time, but we would like for more members of the population to become aware of this, at this time.

>>518723168 (OP)
>I'm over 1% jewish according to my dna test
According to Nuremberg Laws you can still be an Aryan if you want.

>>518731006
Damn, I’m fresh outa goyim blood

>>518723168 (OP)
>>518731143
Leave the goy behind. It’s not too late to come home