Thread 518725036

NEVER fucking moving or visiting Oz EVER!!!! Nice people though.

>>518725036 (OP)
those spiders are bros they are welcome, they eat the annoying insects

it's this fucker thats crawling into your shoe at night or under your toilet seat to send you to hospital for a week

>>518725312
So many fucking horrifying creatures in Oz...I don't care if they eat the pests, they can kill me while I sleep...

>>518725312
you've got the flag, you know the locals.

>>518725312
Damn. You just know this fucker will end you, if it ever gets too close...

>>518725312
You know they found an even bigger and deadlier funnel web spider?

>>518725312
>t. a white spider

>>518725036 (OP)
Why don't they just exterminate them all? Like a genetically modified aerosol sprayed from planes to exterminate all these bugs?
>B-b-b-b-but muh balance
Yeah, whatever overbreeds you kill that shit too. It's like that bullshit talk about sharks and lions being important, whenever you can issue like 100k hunting licenses to fish and hunt out whatever herbivore overbreeds.

>>518726945
In West Africa there was this carnivorous worm that burrowed into people's brains and this Scottish guy sailed to West Africa and made it his mission to make sure than species of worm was extinct. He put fire down into their ground holes and eradicated all of them. I think he did a good thing by making them extinct.

>>518725036 (OP)
>meanwhile, in my home in 'merica

>>518727123
What's that? If it's deadly, I'm guessing it's in the Deep South. Perhaps Louisiana or Alabama.

>>518725036 (OP)
>>518725312
I find some shit like that in my house, I'm burning down the whole neighborhood.

>>518727220
It's just a little jumping spider, totally harmless. And very cute.

>>518727123
he cute

>>518727238
Exactly.

>>518727480
Would a Redditer say that his favorite era of British history is from 1650 to 1760? I think not. A Redditer would say their favorite era of British history is when Clement Attlee rose to prominence, aka, "The Gay Years." All joking aside, I wish that the United States had a National Health Service. We kind of already do, but it's only for the old and disabled.

>>518727853
How old and how disabled?

>>518726945
that's why they invited all the Chinese to Australia since they will just eat them

>>518727853
But to qualify for NHS treatment, you have to sit in a room with a harmless spider for 5 minutes without having a spaz attack. I just don't know if you'd make it. Might be stuck still going private.

>>518727980
I don't even know the stipulations. All veterans get healthcare, but from my experience, even at the VA clinic they still want you to have insurance. I think it's when you legally become a senior citizen that you get medicare. The stipulations of Medicaid are probably more nebulous because who's to say how "able" an autist or asbergerist is? This is why Senator Bernie Sanders wanted to expand Medicare so that all citizens could receive it.
>>518728276
Stop trying to be edgy. We're brothers.

>>518725886
And that's just the people

Ausies are sick. Niggas chose the hardest server, just to bend the the knee for concentration camps

>>518727123
>Hey bro, just snacked on three mosquitoes!
>Thought you'd want to know
>Brb I saw a housefly!
>Love you

>>518728361
My brother in Christ, if SPIDERS are what qualify as edgy to you, then I have to inform you that this is an 18+ board.
I don't like spiders because they're dangerous and terrifying. I like them precisely because they're not.
Take the spiderpill and never pay for pest control for disease vector insects in your house ever again.

Every country needs such an iconic beast to prevent immigration.
Redpill: they were bred by ancient civilizations specifically for this purpose.

>>518725036 (OP)
Had a 2m eastern brown snake just glide through the sprinkler my 3yo was playing under last weekend

>>518728718
Just out of curiosity, do you live in one of those shires where only Scots, Gaelic or Frisian have been spoken for 1,000 years because it's so isolated?

>>518726603
A white tail will fuck you up harder than a pesky funnel web
>necrosis

>>518728834
>>Every country needs such an iconic beast to prevent immigration.
Redpill: they were bred by ancient civilizations specifically for this purpose.

LMFAO. I fucking love Germans.

>>518725036 (OP)
Those spiders are extremely fast too. That will run under your bed from up there in 1 second. Flip your mattress and it will run to the underside almost instantly

>>518728906
No, but I do live in the shire where everyone unironically sounds like Hagrid.

>>518725036 (OP)
>>518725312
Spiders are bros.
The other day i saw a blackwidow eating a baby copperhead. This was in louisiana, not australia.

>>518729181
Based and Hogwarts-pilled.

AUSTRALIA HAS DEMONIC GIANT DEMONS BECAUSE OF PROXIMITY TO LEMURIA

>>518728793
Holy shit.

>>518725036 (OP)
Missing a leg

>>518729153
Kiwis only have to worry about sheep. It's the superior nation.

>>518728898
>>518728962
>>518729008
>>518729074
Wait a minute it's nothing but spiders?

>>518727853
Its only for niggers, browns, boomers and women. White men pay for it.

>>518725036 (OP)
I'm not worried about the giant spiders.
I'm worried about what those giant spiders eat.

>>518728898
This is unironically Hitchcockian. I'm not joking.

>>518729328
Yep, we're not cucked by deadly animals, we had a lot but they were wiped out

>>518729204
Wtf, how big are your black widows? I've only seen little ones like the size of a jewbug

>>518727123
Dust for your poor little friend you fucking nigger.

>>518728718
There are no dangerous spiders in Europe.
Same with snakes.
Not sure why.

>>518729459
Based and Kiwi-Pilled.

>>518729328
NZ sucks ass. No ive never been there, but they keep sending me emails to go work there. They want to pay me the equivalent of $60/hr to work there when i am being paid $300/hr.

They then get offended when i tell them to fuck off. And act like im crazy for wanted to stay in the 1st world and keep my 5x higher pay.

Fuck wverything about NZ

>>518729589
This had a body about 1/2" long. Probably one of the biggest ive ever seen.

>>518725312
So what do you do with your shoes at night? I think I'd keep mine in the fridge

>>518729604
post full res

>>518727123
love these little motherfuckers, they dance from left to right sometimes for no fucking reason

>>518729662
60 dollary-doos an hour isn't good enough for you?!? Plus you get to fuck Kiwi girls who don't shave their armpits?!? What the fuck is wrong with you?!?! I just got my passport recently, so I need to look into NZ Visas!! My only concern is the exchange rate probably isn't that good..

Plus I need to learn to drive on the wrong side of the road...

>>518729604
>2 KB
I'll kill you.

I have small spiders all the time in house. Killing them and more moves in so it becomes a matter of keeping one spider species around and kill other spiders or throw outdoor if they are rare enough.

>>518729744
That's crazy, two of the most dangerous critters in the south duking it out

>>518729827
Once I can believe. Twice? Dude is clearly having sex with spiders.

>>518729074
Man. Is this real?
This is horror.

Oh wait. He is still outside of the car.

>>518729838
Would you take 1/5th your current pay to move to an leftist shithole with more sheep than women, and more native women than human women?

>>518728834
Imagine my disappointment when I asked Lumo this question.

>>518727123
I keep what calls lesser house spiders around. Greater house spiders moves around too much and yellow sac/false black widows are bad enough. So selecting certain species of spiders keep competition down.

>>518730156
Lyme disease isnt fatal, and more an america problem than a german one. And Tick borne encepholopathies are exceedingly rare.

>>518729662
Just come work here ya cunt, once you escape the matrix you'll thank us

>>518725036 (OP)
poor spod lost a leg =((

>>518730075
>fucking spiders..

>>518730075
Presumably he didn't think to get the spider out from under the bowl

>>518730142
If it's 1/5th of your income, I understand your decision, but most whites don't make as much money as you. Having said that, women's political beliefs are malleable. If you flash enough money and give them enough cock, they'll eventually start to change their political beliefs. I also understand that you don't want the government fucking you over with "common law marriage." But I honestly think that era is over. As much as I hate Trump, he's influencing the entire world. Some years down the line, New Zealand will realize that they never should have been so cucked.

I guess all I'm trying to say is these things go in cycles and some day in the 2030's things will go back to normal, that's all.

>>518729204
Here in Minnesota only had seen false black widows spiders. Hadn’t seen one black widow yet though they are supposed to exist in Minnesota too.

>>518730364
Do you have a doomsday billionaire bunker seasonal pass?

>>518729008
That actually happened to my grandfathers farm in Florida when I was 20 but not silk wise. Like scientists being the absolute retards they are, released like tens of thousands of black widow spiders after experimenting on them for some fucking reason. And a bunch of rain happened which caused all of them to migrate to his farm. They were literally everywhere, crawling over and existing in every single crack and crevice.
Place had to be evacuated after a baby horse and two dogs died from black widow bites, and the state government stepped in to purge the fuckers.
I still remember to this day watching a baby horse have convultions and basically seize to death because it was playing and decided to jump into some bushes under a tree and got fucked up by black widows. I can still remember its screams of terror as it gasped for breath and died after several hours.

Fuck spiders man.

>>518727123
Wolf spider. They're cute and based. They don't build webs. The use webs for travel and of course encasing their prey. They leap and pounce on their prey. They eat wasps and other shit and since they don't build webs they don't really make a mess either. So I let them be.

>>518730651
They're fake, really they're ski homes. Rich men have to give their wives a near year round holiday or they leave them and take all their money. Hence they have to buy those fucking luxury houses so women can ski in your summer

>>518730663
What's the bet that was a bio weapon lab

>>518729623
Glaciers wiped dangerous snakes out. They need stable 80 degree climate. Timber rattle snakes exists in Minnesota but low populations, mostly Mississippi River - they needs rocks to sun in cooler locations. Only one lizard species far SW Minnesota. The most common snakes is Garters but they are over hunted so much I only see them in natural preserves

>>518725886
>wolves
>bears
>niggers
>Clintons

What kind of faggot is scared of a spider? If one attacks you you can just turn 360 degrees and walk, try that with a nigger.

>>518725312
>>518725036 (OP)
Jesus

>>518725036 (OP)
Also I found a huge tarantula just inside my back door a couple weeks ago. I just nudged it outside. Tarantulas are actually pretty chill and I probably could have picked him but I didn't have the balls. I was actually worried for its safety because my cat was nearby and it would have 100% tore it apart.

However, everything in the Australia is large and poisonous. It's literally the Dark Sun D&D world. I have no desire to visit or live in Australia because of this. I will stay here where the spiders are mostly harmless and sometimes darn right cute.

>le evil spider
english speakers are such cringy retards no wonder their women fuck niggers

>>518730663
Black widow venom is neurotoxic so its nervous system was destroyed by the venom, the convulsions and eventual respiratory failure resulted from signals from its brain failing to properly reach the various muscles and organs controlling its body.

>>518725036 (OP)
If this spider was on my wall I would just punch him. I don't kill living things when they are outside but once they enter into my home and my domain all bets are off. I would see this creature on my wall and I would immediately instinctively just give it a good solid punch and splatter it.

You're all a bunch of pussy-ass sissies.

>>518729827
Not spiders but I've had 2 paralysis ticks have a go at sucking my cock.

>>518725036 (OP)

As the cult's activities continued to generate outrage and condemnation, the authorities launched a series of investigations and rescue operations. However, thanks to the compound's fortified defenses, Sergay and his followers were able to evade capture for some time.
In the end, it was the cult's own internal turmoil that led to its downfall. Infighting and power struggles among the followers led to a series of violent clashes and deaths, and eventually the authorities were able to track down and dismantle the cult.

Sergay was arrested and charged with a variety of crimes, including conspiracy, murder, and inciting suicide. As he stood trial, the world watched in shock as the full extent of the cult's depravity was revealed.
The suicide scat eating cult known as Chainlank went down in history as one of the most bizarre and disturbing cults of all time, and the fat fuck cult leader Sergay's castle in the midlands became a symbol of the cult's ultimate downfall.

>>518731198
That's what you get for bumping into a tree

>>518729827
I bet that cunt had the spider do it so he could job off for a few weeks with his hurt dick

>>518730987
I ready something recently that blew my fucking mind. Apparently there's only been like 10 wolf attacks for 10,000 years.

Where are bears even from? I think bears don't even exist in the British Isles or Germany. I think they're native to Canada and Russia.

Niggers we never should have taken out of Africa. Yes, they made cheap labor, but the consequences of freeing them have been disastrous.

Clintons. Bill Clinton was right wing, which is why he ended that Franklin Roosevelt Executive Order that regulated big business. Someone please remind me the name of this Executive Order, because I can never remember it. This culminated in the 2008 financial crash.

>>518731428
The old Monday morning spider penis bite. Never a Friday

>>518729821
Enhances depth perception

Their eyes are formed more like human eyes than the eyes of other insects; though their bodies are too small for the eye to be round, they are cones instead. This forces them to move their entire body around to look at things, but they get the kind of visual acuity that higher order mammals have. Rocking their body left and right does the same thing as shifting your head around a little to get a better idea of the spacial distances and sizes of objects thanks to parallax.

It's also something they do during mating displays but that may also be to enhance their depth perception and not just expressing fitness.

>>518730663
Fuck's sake. Bugman söyentists need a purge in the nationalist NWO. Scientific research must be limited to noble men of proven good character. The northeast is infested with deer ticks infected with lyme thanks to those demented little cocksucking jew thralls, and at any time they're going to dump a million venomous spiders in your backyard? Fuck.

>>518729363
How did they ban guns?
They should have legal self-defense flamethrowers provided by the state.
Even the most neon-haired feminist would agree with pictures like that.

>>518727123
>>518730678
That little qt is a jumping spider. This horrible cunt is a wolf spider

>>518731996
A retarded guy went on a killing spree and had a better shot to kill ratio than a special forces soldier. So therefore some random farmer 2000 miles away had to be disarmed

>>518732174
Yeah...I hate guns but you shouldn't punish farmers for what Trumptards do.

>Every other flag is scared of spiders
Weak as piss you stupid femoid cunts. No wonder the world fears us

>>518729204
Stop lying nigger. You saw no such thing.

>>518728793
shoot that mf'er

>>518731489
was it glass steagall act that separated investment and commercial? banking

>>518732410
Yes it was Glass Steagall. I'm going to write that down because I always fucking forget. Thank you.

>>518728793
That's why Crocodile Dundee carried that big ass knife

>>518729802
Those spiders are ambush predators, they camp in a hole they dug and covered in web, hence the name Funnel Web Spider".
The only time the males leave and go for a wander is during mating season which is right now, and I've left my shoes outside! FUUUUUUU

>>518732890
Crocodile Dundee was based. If some Aussie Sheila came to him about feminism he would've slapped the shit out of them, and rightfully so.

>>518725036 (OP)
FAAKIN ELL KANT THAT'S SPOIDER SIZE OF HALF A KANGAROO

Remember to check your headphones every single time.

I had a huntsman in the corner of my mail box, more freaked out at me than i was at it.

closed the lid. gone the next day.

shut up cunt, you decided to come here, there are worse things to whinge about.... ahem the sneaking price creep to a $5 sushi roll that don't justify the cost of making one.

ive learned so many more cooking methods after they put $10 on top of everything, half the time the immigrant selling it to you learned the recipe off youtube too.

Just because you don't live in Straya, it doesn't mean you're safe.

>>518725036 (OP)
Poor guy is missing a leg.

>>518730663
What a load of shit.

>>518725312
Why does it carry one of its legs on the back?

>>518725036 (OP)
its not the spider you should be afraid of, it's what hes hunting and what hes eating to get that big. A big spider is a good sign that he's doing his job and doesn't need to be squished like those small slacker spiders that sit around doing nothing, rarely even getting a fly

>>518733940
Niggers are the huntsman of public transit, cheeky cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_gZlL_Mok&list=PLzqsoINOR51ZNYuuINo2XVKJu9PQtAcdK&index=5

>>518734248
It's hunting humans.

>>518728793
>>518728684
>>518728639
New phobia unlocked

>>518734248
Meanwhile, this is happening in Great Britain...

>>518725312
Nigger spider
>>518725036 (OP)
White spider

>>518725312
We have those too.

>>518725312
That looks evil

>>518725036 (OP)
Christ "almighty"

>>518725312
But the one above is capable of encouraging suicidal thoughts

>>518735116
Of course it does, it's a spider. The only thing that looks more unholy is a snake. At least snakes are dry to the touch. I don't even think that European snakes are poisonous. They were lucky.

We have these in my city, they're terrifying

>>518725036 (OP)
honestly, weak country. weak men.
lost to spiders
lost to emus

>>518725036 (OP)
My Australian experience
>Be my mum
>Born into giga rich mining family
>accuse stepdad of raping her
>Get pregnant and put in fostercare

>Be me
>Moved around 14 homes by the time I'm 6 (big boss social worker wanted to punish mum for no sex)
>Moved to resi care, one of the fellow kids was put in care for a speeding ticket
>Lots of strange punishments including "go to your room for 4 hours" for "not wearing underwear"
>Team leader is a scientologist, get to choose between going to parties and being the entertainment, but having an education and support, or not doing that, getting forced on antipsychotics as an 8 year old, and being on their shit list the rest of my life (I choose option B of course and make their life hell)
>Fast forward a bunch
>adult with no high school education at all who can't get a job
Now I've kind of fixed my life I made a youtube (that they wrecked - shitlist is for life) but I moved to a real country and leech off my wife, but I have some questions and some statements for the bigbrains of /pol/

Firstly, I found out upon leaving care that 1 in 10 kids in QLD are in fostercare, this is the australian experience, it's absolutely nuts that this isn't an issue of national shame

But anyways, /pol/ how to get even without picking up a rifle? every time I talk about my experiences shills come out of the woodworks, it's easier IRL because I can reference friendlyjordies getting firebombed to talk about corruption but he's a faggot and it's not like the corruption is labor exclusive

also does anyone know how to fix a sleeping pattern properly? when I was a teenager they'd keep me up for 2-3 days at a time and I've never been able to hold a sleeping pattern since then, I end up up until 4-6 then crashing during the day and even if I drink literal liters of coffee I will not stay awake

>>518735488
Oh and obligatory, sorry for blogposting

>>518735252
what the FUCK is that thing

>>518735252
Is that a vinegaroon?

>>518725036 (OP)
The absolutely worst insect on the face of the Earth is the horse fly and its cousins.

>>518736133
I catch these on my horses and rip the wings of these cunts

>>518736133
I used to let them crawl on me when I was a kid.

>>518736133
nah nigga the botfly larve literally eats your brains

>>518729827
>using a portable dunny without checking the door and seat first
His fault

>>518735219
Snakes are pretty & cute, spiders will always be scary, even the nice ones.

>>518729153
I wish I didn't read this. Fuck. That makes me feel sick.

>>518736356
In all fairness how that thing manages to cling to the wall is worthy of a standing ovation

>>518736435
The Southern Hemisphere is cursed. Why do you think Britons didn't sail there in the 1600's?!?

>>518736511
They do it pretty easily actually and hide in all sorts of places, people call them wall puppies but they can fuck off desu

>>518736415
Spiders eat mosquitos and just for that they are cute and will go to heaven, snakes on the other hand are ugly and can go to hell.

>>518737085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRL1hGPOUTo

>>518729604
that must be an image for him too, retard

>>518727123
love these guys. They're so helpful, I mean they always hop into whatever container I'm using to put them back outside. They always hope right out as soon as I get even close to a nice spot. The kitty cats of the spider world--they're nomadic. No webs from them.

>>518736350
Ah yes, Africa is more of a shithole than Australia, ergo the wildlife is indeed more horrific. As an anecdote for the entertainment of my fellows: I dated a girl whose brother dated a girl whose SISTER travelled to Africa for recreation, a foolish mistake to begin with. Obviously, she was killed. Killed and eaten by an alligator. The girl’s family hired a hunter to kill the alligator that killed the girl, as if that would bring her back. Lots of blood is shed in that cursed land every day. I took the time to type out this ridiculous story, so kindly give me a (You).

>>518728683
It's literally this^

>>518725036 (OP)
This righteous fucker looks like he’s wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.

>>518737565
there are no alligators in Africa

>>518728793
I'd just have to get rid of the whole car. That's....and unfair amount of fear to put myself through.

>>518737688
Aren't there crocodiles in Africa, or am I thinking of Walt Disney Productions?!?

>>518735116
>>518735219
They're all God's creatures, my brothers in Christ. Btw Cats and snakes are distantly relatives, i.e., cats are merely super advanced snakes. Fact. And ever hear of orb web aka cross spiders? Spiders can be good.

>>518737085
Rats and the plagues they spread are more dangerous and destructive than mosquitos and dragon flies kill more flying insects in a week than most spiders do in their lives. Spiders are homeless niggers trespassing on our property and harassing us.

>>518737688
correct. your moms from there though

>>518732090
fun fact: humans are more closely related to sharks than arachnids are related to insects

>Scientists assert that the divergence of insects and arachnids occurred between 541 and 485 million years ago during the Cambrian Period of the Mesozoic Era

>>518729623
Europe has vipers and a type of recluse. Neither are deadly but you don't wanna get bit by them.

>>518729827
>arachnophobic, huh?

>>518725036 (OP)
I refuse to ever visit that island without a 12 gauge and unlimited ammo.
this terms are not negotiable.

>>518729447
he always preferred the term, "Alfredesque"

>>518738590
Alfred E. Neumanesque?!? Horrifying.

>>518738061
Is he ok?

>>518732090
look at the top of his head... look at his lips!

My apartment has some minor infestation of brown recluse spiders and I've probably crushed 30-40 of them
They're creepy to look at but I rly don't get scared of anything that's small and can't fly
I hate wasps to death

>>518726511

Keep a big tom cat with a lust to kill around the house...

>>518738507
In Spain, the most terrifying creature is the Iberian Lynx, and they're a protected species!! It sucks that Spainards force them to live next to highways though...

>>518737688
I’m not a zoologist, all I know is some beastly creature ate her. Perhaps it was a crocodile. My initial argument, however, stands: a country’s deadly wildlife is directly proportional to the degree to which it can be considered a shithole. Australia is a mad stew of feminists and globalists lording it over hot-headed construction workers, but it has not yet descended into naked tribal warfare.

>>518725036 (OP)
>>518725312
some big motherfuckers. raid spray isn't going to work. going to have to bare knuckles box them for your home.

>>518739925
Careful, anon, only two nations on Earth have alligators (yeah not crocs but making a point) and they're the USA and China.

>>518729204
That's pretty metal

How do Australia's kill big spiders. Are they slow as shit or move quick like little ones

>>518729204
Probably because of VooDoo magick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvR9_d901OE

>visit parents out on their rural property
>they constantly have 1-2 large spiders perched up on a wall
>buy weather seals and strips
>seal up their doors
>no more spiders
it's honestly not that difficult if you don't like spiders inside.

>>518730075
Anthro is based

>>518740652
So it's a question of how rich you are to keep huntsman out of your living room?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13z_9WBpE4A

>>518727123
These are cute, they almost seem to have a personality. Would feel bad killing one of these.

>>518726603
>>518728977
yeah funnel webs are mostly dog killers because they live in holes. white tails are worse as they get in your house, boots, etc.
My mum got hit by a white tail and it gave her an abscess which they luckily stopped before it ate too big of a hole in her.

Fun fact about those I learned from an Aussie friend. They like to hide in car sun visors when they're flipped up. Flip the visor down...get a face full of agitated spider.

>>518741205
>funnel webs are mostly dog killers
who taught you that? the venom of the funnel web is anti primate, Dogs don't even get that hurt by it.

>>518735026
THE FEAR

>>518741205
Fuck that

>>518741405
See you gents in 3 days.

>>518736237
kek

>>518741457
meh not even worth the ban you're getting. trash quality.

I will fucking kill you human!

>>518731489
>Where are bears even from?
there used to be bears all across europe anon, but we killed them all. Just like wolves, and most of the "dangerous" wildlife.

>>518741521
Id say the only ones who do better anthro are furry artists. Thing is they mostly do futa and degen shit. Jun animal girl hotline is pretty wholesome. Still better than jew porn.

>>518741615
Bears in Europe were probably nice bears though, unlike Grizzly Bears.

Avoiding spiders becomes second nature like Brazilians avoiding live wires on their streets or the Chinese crossing a street. They're really not a big deal.

>>518732090
Yeah, I stomped a wolf bro in my garage ‘cause he was big as fuck and scared me, then I realized they are good boys and don’t hurt you, only help keep you safe, RIP Wolfy bro, I’m so sorry.

>>518728639
sad but true

>>518741878
> why would i want a self defense implement
I swear aussies are fucking retards. have fun importing niggers.

>>518728639
For 80 years you northern hemisphere faggots kept crying about these camps we just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Turns out you lot were being soft cocks again.

>>518741878
Cringe, I pray daily for this social media ‘gotcha’ era to end, men acting like bitches non stop

>>518741721
how interesting. now please face the wall

>>518727123
about two weeks ago i had dozens of newborn jumping spiders being born under my deck. never seen so many jumping spiders in one place it was wonderful to see

>>518725036 (OP)
It's wild that we have roomba's easily accessible and smart security cameras and home systems but no one is selling a little $100 pest control robot that crawls or flies around your house killing bugs.

australia aint real bro

>>518738061

Welp, that sucks.

>>518741457
Based. Good stuff.

>>518741878
There's a disturbing amount of dumb cunts in this country who have never left the city and unironically think we actually gave up all of our guns and aren't allowed any more.

>>518727996
Aww shit

>>518742187
You outta report harder buddy

>>518725036 (OP)
>Just Come to Terms with the Fact That They Have to Share a Home with a Giant Spider
kek
I wonder if they're required to disclose the spider in real estate ads

>>518727123
Dude, I’m so squeamish about bugs, even ones people regard as “cute” like ladybugs or fireflies. Not saying I’m scared of them if they’re at a distance from me, but unlike others I’ve never liked catching them in my hands or letting them crawl on my skin.
But amazingly I find this one cute. So thanks, pretty cool.

>>518743153
The huntsman should pay rent like all the other tenants.

>>518729604
U suk

>>518743289
Get some balls, bro.

>>518735026
It led to the development of viagra.

>>518743333
If you pay moths to the gecko tribe they will protect you from the huntsmans

>>518742019
You had concentration camps within the last 5 years and door to door jabbers, you don't get to call anyone "faggots".

>>518741963
>it's not a toy reeee
okay, retard