Thread 518753237

Goyslop will give you ass cancer.

What’s your favorite goyslop /pol/?

>>518753312
Taco Bell has always been my favorite goyslop but I’ve been bad and getting McDonald’s breakfast a lot lately. I know it causes cancer but it’s so good bros.

>>518753237 (OP)
So will breathing in menorah smoke.

>>518753237 (OP)
aside from that it's based.

>>518753312
Falafel

>anon come eat dinner we got little caesars
>no mom I don't eat that crap
>but you love pizza
>it's not pizza mom, it's goyslop

>>518753623
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>>518753312
Arby's

>>518753600
What kind of Jewslop do they sell over there? I know you have American goyslop but is there any unhealthy but delicious Israeli fast food?

>>518753237 (OP)
Jack's fried chicken problem is you have to live around Alabama niggers to get some

>>518753237 (OP)
I got ur HOT N READY right here pal
>captcha: YYYJS

>>518753312
Second place would have to be a burger from Pal's

>>518753237 (OP)
Does Poké count as goyslop? It's like subway but like for people who want sushi without the gay pretentious wait. Just throw that shit in a bowl mash it up and hand it here nigger!

>>518753237 (OP)
I remember when hot carls were $5 here in Caliwali

>>518753312
chocolate, baked goods, and ice cream. I prefer sweets over savory.

>>518754047
>Caliwali

>>518753312
You have to be inventive with your slop

>>518753903
now that is a FREEDOM sized soda

>>518753237 (OP)
Love me some low tier goyslop like little caesars

>>518753237 (OP)
kek

>>518753892
they sell everything from every country they've subverted, and claim it was invented in Israel.

>>518754026
And third place would be Tijuana flats all these are regional chains which sucks because I moved to kentucky I miss my Jack's fried chicken so much

>>518753237 (OP)
kale n eggs chads stay winning

>>518753237 (OP)
I miss when you could just go to a fast food place at midnight and get loads of goyslop for $10, now you either pay double that or you have to plan ahead in some app or only order whatever ration of food they provide you with a coupon. Fucking hate this gay new world, but cooking at home is better.

>>518754031
Poke is just sushi for dumb poverty stricken island niggers from Hawaii

>>518753312
Dont eat goyslop or refined sugar

>>518753237 (OP)
I have just accepted that I will get ass cancer because I was a McDonalds kid.
Asked to get screened early, doc asked if it was in the family, fuck if I know, tried to get one but they pushed back.
I get full panel stuff done regularly now though.

>>518753237 (OP)
Not if you only eat once every 3 days.

>>518753312
McDonalds.
They hooked me as a kid with those happy meals, knew exactly what they were doing establishing life long customers.
It fucking worked.

>>518754765
I remember when I got my first Jar Jar Binks toy in my happy meal. It was like the crack dealer offering the first hit on the house.

>>518753237 (OP)
not only does it give you ass cancer, it also gives the jews fighting tokens. first order of business is to keep the fighting tokens out of the hands of jews.

>>518753312
pizza hut all you can eat buffet and salad bar. get in just after it opens, drink tap water, enjoy.

>>518753237 (OP)
Youre gonna die anyway, its gonna suck ass no matter what you do. are you gonna let that dictate how you live?

>>518754827
then twenty five years later you're drunk in japan, its raining and you see those golden arches
like a bug to a light, you are eating those goyslop cheese burgers in a foreign land
and you fucking love it

>>518755243
goyslop is not even good. just a minimal effort in your own kitchen will yield a far superior outcome

>>518753237 (OP)
Cured meat like pepperoni will give you ass cancer. So just get any pizza that doesn't have cured meat on it.
>Consuming cured meat is linked to an increased risk of colorectal cancer due to several carcinogenic compounds formed during processing and cooking. Processed meats, including cured meats like bacon, ham, and salami, contain nitrates and nitrites added for preservation and flavor, which can form N-nitroso compounds (NOCs) in the body.
>These NOCs are alkylating agents that damage DNA in colon cells, increasing cancer risk.

>>518753481
I hear ya. Used to get a sausage biscuit and a unsweetened tea for 2 bucks several years ago. Now that's like 5 bucks. TBells value menu is bretty OK. Usually get 2 spicy potato tacos and a classic stacker for under 5 bucks

>>518755021
>all you can eat buffet and salad bar
Don't you need a refill license?

>>518756053
nah they just keep on bringin' out the pizzas, shit's kino.

>>518756053
it's only weekdays though anon, so you can't get max value unless you NEET like me.

>>518756488
We have pizza hut buffets too I'm just busting your balls over this

>>518755257
Eating American goyslop in foreign countries is indeed comfy. The food quality is often better overseas also.

>>518756628
>>518756488
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>>518755648
https://files.catbox.moe/n3zmz2.mp4

>>518753237 (OP)
Yeah it definitely will

>>518753312
A modest Pizza Margherita

Consuming it once in a blue moon because it gives me terrible gastritis or something (flank pain) Gluten is bad for me

>>518756762
Little Caesars tastes so good when u ain't got a benchod in your ear yelling motherfucker.

>>518753237 (OP)
carb slop

>>518754223
what in god's name is that thing

Seared bites

>>518756628
hardly anywhere over here did unlimited drinks anyway. only bks i think. anyway they just put a sign on the machine saying that you can't have more than one full fat drink. you obviously just ignore the sign.

>>518757026
imagine porking her filthy parasite riddled goyslop ass

>>518753237 (OP)
>>518753481
>>518756922
for me it's two mcdoubles, as they come, twice a day everyday. it's a terrific value because the second sandwich is only a dollar, and you can use that deal as many times as you want each day, there are no limits. buy one mcdouble at regular menu price and get a second one for only one dollar more. it costs less than four dollars total, even after tax. one time the friendly mcdonalds drive-thru worker saw me eating one of the delicious beefy mcdouble cheeseburger sandwiches in my car before i had even left the parking lot. but i'm not worried, she probably just thought about how happy she was that she provided me a wholesome and nourishing meal at an incredible price. there are still some places out there giving the customer a great value for their money, and one of those places is the mcdonalds mcdouble double-down deal, or as i like to call it, buy one get one for a dollar, or BOGOFAD

>>518753312
Taco bell and Rocky Roccoco
Only because eating it with my brothers as a kid. It brings back comfy memories and it's worth shitting myself later

>>518753237 (OP)
I do my own cooking. Eat a bunch of pizza and you're gonna feel like a lazy piece of shit. Eat real food and you feel full of energy.

>>518756628
>>518757379
I only ever remember seeing it at Subway here, and that's no longer a thing anymore
I think it got removed some time before covid maybe like 2017

Buffets are a thing but drinks are always expensive

we kinda have supermarkets sprinkled in everywhere anyways, though, so you can get away cheaper just buying drinks in there