Is MTG The Hero America Needs??
>Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has introduced a controversial new bill requiring all federal agents to squat at least 315 lbs before being issued a firearm.
>Dubbed the “Barbell Readiness Act,” the legislation would standardize minimum strength levels across agencies like Border Patrol, TSA, and the FBI.
>“If you can’t hit depth with three plates, you’re not ready to protect our borders.”
— Rep. Greene, in a press conference following a raw squat PR
scab world
(ID: sICK6uzs)
10/13/2025, 3:14:04 PM
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>>518787360
>>518787058 (OP)
no we should drop all requirements and staff
the border with fat women instead
Anonymous
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10/13/2025, 3:17:10 PM
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>>518787058 (OP)
5’4” dwarfmaxxed chads rejoice
Anonymous
(ID: CSnbxA02)
10/13/2025, 3:18:06 PM
No.518787360
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>>518787138
We have enough mutts in America, we don’t need beaners hopping the fence to impregnate our horny BBW
Anonymous
(ID: C9dgtxiC)
10/13/2025, 3:19:20 PM
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>>518787058 (OP)
I suddenly like this bitch lmao. /Fit/ approved
Anonymous
(ID: tAGaQDny)
10/13/2025, 3:20:46 PM
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>>518787058 (OP)
No that's retarded
If you aim well then squats have nothing to do with it
Check out Bob Munden sometime
Anonymous
(ID: RuKqcwZv)
10/13/2025, 3:26:37 PM
No.518787833
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Kind of based, but since this joke is specifically targeting ICE I assume it's some seething beaner psyop
Anonymous
(ID: fkWmzaNt)
10/13/2025, 4:07:25 PM
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>>518790436
Powerlifters get all excited when they can squat their bodyweight.
Anonymous
(ID: GQkvgNcB)
10/13/2025, 4:12:00 PM
No.518790369
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America is reality TV im convinced at this point.
Anonymous
(ID: v62hqA15)
10/13/2025, 4:13:05 PM
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>>518790084
I can squat my body weight but I’m a 5’6 150lb manlet lol
Anonymous
(ID: fikTSruF)
10/13/2025, 4:17:57 PM
No.518790755
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>>518787058 (OP)
They should introduced a controversial new bill requiring all federal agents to denounce the Talmud.
Anonymous
(ID: QfxfDyku)
10/13/2025, 4:20:45 PM
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>>518790964
>>518787058 (OP)
315 pounds is the average wait of a 30 year old goblina from mexico so i would hope they can drag them back to juarez
Anonymous
(ID: hprPxxbH)
10/13/2025, 4:33:46 PM
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>>518787058 (OP)
Umbrella sweaty, this is very racist and ablist.
Anonymous
(ID: kMM4CNo7)
10/13/2025, 4:54:07 PM
No.518793297
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>>518787058 (OP)
I thought you all hated trannies?
Anonymous
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10/13/2025, 4:59:34 PM
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>>518787058 (OP)
So everyone in border patrol is going to be 25-29 and yoked?
Who are they going to learn from if you shitcan all the old guys who thought they were paying into a retirement?
