Thread 518795823

>kids are too expensive!!
Later
>i just spent $6000 so my cat can get surgery

$6000 is nothing compared to the cost of raising a child.

>>518797426
yeah, in the west you pay that in just pregnancy medical bills lmaoooooo

>>518795823 (OP)
When my cat was a kitten, she jumped from the second floor to the hard tiles downstairs (indoors)
She broke her leg in 3 places. We had her get a cast, and the doctor like her so much that she offered a discount for us if we let her take a pic of our kitten for their website
It ended up costing like $400 after that lol

>>518797785
Yeah, but in India you bathe with rotting corpses so it really isn't comparable

>>518795823 (OP)
>oh vey its 6000000 Dollar
>pls donate and subscribe

city faggots are retarded, cats are such a pest people drown them in masses just get a fucking new one

>>518797426
why donesn't you goverment pay familes money for having kids LIKE WE DO IN GERMANY? I get 550€ for my son per month (Kindergeld + Kindezuschlag), also partially paid for supervision after school with free lunch

>>518795823 (OP)
Why do you think kikes are trying to control the pet market? Expect steep increases in the cost of owning them.

>>518795823 (OP)
can you imaging trying to do this with a woman
>lets get married and have kids while we are young, sure I'm poor now but my wage should increase over the years.
woman want the guy who already has money but women don't realize they have meet a certain standard to get those guys or just be younger

>>518798253
not much use when a house is a $ million

>>518797426
>$6000 is nothing compared to the cost of raising a child.

>>518798893
>not much use when a house is a $ million
what? this thread is about normies thinking having children is expensive (it's not) and get pets as replacement, which are even more expensive. not everyone can own a house, not every child can grow up in a house

>>518799278
Yes it is, children are moneyhole

>>518795823 (OP)
try raising a kid using only $6000

>>518795823 (OP)
Vets are a Jewish invention just like car mechanics

>>518795823 (OP)
So... I live atop a mountain in a rural Whiteopia and I have outside cats. Sometimes the cats get into fights with cats and other critters. Sometimes they get hurt.

When one of my cats gets bit or injured bad enough to where it looks like they might get an abscess I start medicating them with amoxicillin. (I've learned to not wait. If they look like they are injured I treat them anyway. It helps them heal more quickly.)

What I do is I take a 500mg amoxicillin and I break it down into eight similar size piles. (The proper dose for an adult cat is about 70mg.) Then I put the antibiotic in their food. I usually run them through 2 whole pills at two doses each day. Sometimes I'll front load them a little on the medicine and sometimes if it is bad enough I'll give them a third amoxicillin.

This is a fool proof plan for helping cats heal quicker when they are injured and helps them avoid abscesses. (It also keeps them out of the vets office and saves a bunch of money because vets charge a whole lot to treat abscesses.)

Happy Monday, everyone!

>>518799885
>Just don't do any maintenance on your car, bro.
>It's cool. Cars are so cheap...

>>518799534
by this logic every family with children would have ended in poverty after only one generation. children are the future you idiot, they are wealth

>>518795823 (OP)
A pal of mine grew up with huskies, bought 2 weird looking cats and 1 weird looking rabbit (in her eyes) because she pitied their pet store/shelter circumstances, then got a dog recently.
Even so she's working hard to have the circumstances where she can start a family and hopes to have 2 children (she's worried about her eggs though). I foresee many funny stories once that happens.

>>518797426
You paid $20,000 for an English bulldog

>>518800203
something fundamentally wrong with a society that willingly pays $75 for an oil change

>>518797426
What?
There's so many gibs I'm breaking even so far.
I'm not even trying.

>>518800336
Have you priced oil lately? An oil change on my w210 e320 is like $50 just for the oil (it takes 8+ quarts) and another $10+ for the filter.

>>518800480
>wtf I need 2x the quantity and pay 2x the price, the Westphalia

>>518795823 (OP)
my sister is in big debt from medical and dental bills from her pug
works min wage
like almost 20k in debt
I couldn't fucking believe it
luckily she's been a cunt to me her entire life so I can laugh at her

>>518800668
Might seem crazy having a car that takes double the oil, but the oil stays cleaner longer so it is actually a good thing.

>pet needs surgery over $300
>"oh well sorry snuggles, we had a good run"
simple as