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Occasional Do Your Jury Duty Reminder Thread
Just a reminder to the good Murricans on /pol/ that you should take every opportunity you get to do jury duty. Yes, it's a pain in the ass, yes, you have to hang out with a bunch of retards. But.
Some day you might end up being the lone persuader in the entire room to convince your fellow jurors to let some white guy go after he had to defend himself against a bunch of violent niggers.
Some day you might be the one who got picked instead of some female libtard who would have refused to vote for the death penalty for some nigger who raped and murdered a bunch of white women -- hell, she might have even been so delusional that she would have demanded he be found not guilty due to "reparations".
And some day it may be you sitting in the defendant's seat hoping like hell that there are a bunch of /pol/tards on the jury who will see your side of the story and let you off.
There was a moderately interesting old book about jury duty, titled "A Trial By Jury", authored by a college professor named D. Graham Burnett, who showed up for a trial and ended up being selected as a juror. It was a murder trial for some guy who had killed a transvestite prostitute (male pretending to be a female). And the entire trial hinged upon whether it was self-defense or homocide. The defendant had done a whole bunch of incredibly stupid things, including lying in a bunch of different ways to the cops, and was predicating his entire defense on the notion that he didn't know the prostitute was a guy until the prostitute started trying to anally rape him.
The jury was wobbly as fuck on the whole notion but in the end acquitted the guy on those grounds -- and it turned out they were correct to do so, because the transvestite prostitute had a long history of doing that to hisher customers.
Some day that could be you on the jury. Some day that might be you defending yourself. Show up for jury duty if you're able to do so.
Some day you might end up being the lone persuader in the entire room to convince your fellow jurors to let some white guy go after he had to defend himself against a bunch of violent niggers.
Some day you might be the one who got picked instead of some female libtard who would have refused to vote for the death penalty for some nigger who raped and murdered a bunch of white women -- hell, she might have even been so delusional that she would have demanded he be found not guilty due to "reparations".
And some day it may be you sitting in the defendant's seat hoping like hell that there are a bunch of /pol/tards on the jury who will see your side of the story and let you off.
There was a moderately interesting old book about jury duty, titled "A Trial By Jury", authored by a college professor named D. Graham Burnett, who showed up for a trial and ended up being selected as a juror. It was a murder trial for some guy who had killed a transvestite prostitute (male pretending to be a female). And the entire trial hinged upon whether it was self-defense or homocide. The defendant had done a whole bunch of incredibly stupid things, including lying in a bunch of different ways to the cops, and was predicating his entire defense on the notion that he didn't know the prostitute was a guy until the prostitute started trying to anally rape him.
The jury was wobbly as fuck on the whole notion but in the end acquitted the guy on those grounds -- and it turned out they were correct to do so, because the transvestite prostitute had a long history of doing that to hisher customers.
Some day that could be you on the jury. Some day that might be you defending yourself. Show up for jury duty if you're able to do so.