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Anonymous (ID: 8IxWJfKR) Australia No.518814619 [Report] >>518814835 >>518815518 >>518815641 >>518815725 >>518818085 >>518818236 >>518818282 >>518818328 >>518818393 >>518818471 >>518818516 >>518818518 >>518818540 >>518818977 >>518819469 >>518819624 >>518819686 >>518819801 >>518820018 >>518820342 >>518821926 >>518826513 >>518827482 >>518828441 >>518828859
Why are Slavs like this
Anonymous (ID: qwI1h9bT) United Kingdom No.518814732 [Report]
because homos burn in hell
not hard to grasp
Anonymous (ID: N1GbVEEY) Serbia No.518814835 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
Cake is a lie
Dick is truth
Anonymous (ID: P7pcvnNe) Poland No.518815518 [Report] >>518823604
>>518814619 (OP)
You mean homophobic?
Anonymous (ID: tWXqGR5l) United States No.518815564 [Report]
Bulge-aria
Anonymous (ID: xHMRJNPh) Canada No.518815641 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
Kind of based, ngl.
Anonymous (ID: /Ru4JqER) Sweden No.518815725 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
So that's why Trump is not heaven bound.
Anonymous (ID: rGQy+9MH) United States No.518818085 [Report] >>518819277 >>518820230
>>518814619 (OP)
The republican party has proven by now that ALL conservatives are deeply closeted homosexuals.
Anonymous (ID: ktk2zwEK) United States No.518818154 [Report]
they're not wrong
Anonymous (ID: xKL7lAAc) Bosnia and Herzegovina No.518818236 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
it's based
Anonymous (ID: 0iwcFND2) United States No.518818282 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
Going to start using that one
Anonymous (ID: WUyudORs) United States No.518818328 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
Hmm they must've had "right-wing" internet personalities before
Anonymous (ID: XcqIx6ns) Bulgaria No.518818393 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)

It's based, actually.
I means that you can't be a faggot and go to heaven.
Another saying is "He мoжe хeм дyшaтa в paя, хeм хyя дoкpaя", which is roughly translated to "You can't have both your soul in heaven and your dick all the way inside". Don't focus too much on pleasure or no heaven for you.
Anonymous (ID: ZYdzjfx7) Canada No.518818471 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)

>why are Slavs like this?
Anonymous (ID: 9m9WGJvj) No.518818488 [Report]
Specialists
Anonymous (ID: FIbaGYGI) United States No.518818497 [Report] >>518818697 >>518819893
Why is Judeo-Christianity so homophobic, yet doesn't care about child mutilation, slavery, etc?
Anonymous (ID: 150Z0alF) United States No.518818516 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
They enjoy truth.
Like most decent folk
Anonymous (ID: qEzM7U7c) Japan No.518818518 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
Based
Anonymous (ID: Lg3QGSzO) Bulgaria No.518818537 [Report] >>518818996
Anonymous (ID: QIB/QXwp) United States No.518818540 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
Kek, based Slavs.
Anonymous (ID: V4EGBx+c) Spain No.518818697 [Report] >>518819377
>>518818497
Why does he have his dick out?
Anonymous (ID: JSUl926Q) United States No.518818977 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
They came up with that to make fun of Turks
Anonymous (ID: 5wal728N) Ireland No.518818996 [Report]
>>518818537
based
Anonymous (ID: og7FzaP0) United States No.518819277 [Report] >>518819926
>>518818085
No it's like that thing where trannies play as girls and claim it's to look at her ass because that's what straight dudes do. Homopublicans have to blend in with a bunch of straight dudes and when they're found out it looks hypocritical.
Anonymous (ID: og7FzaP0) United States No.518819377 [Report] >>518819926
>>518818697
He clearly has his dick in. Inside the sheath or whatever it's called that dogs have.
Anonymous (ID: NDmrkcvh) Romania No.518819469 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
we have that saying as well, word for word
sage (ID: 59/Syg0Z) Mexico No.518819624 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
absolutely based. i will calque that word for word into Spanish.
Anonymous (ID: 8kvL+fG6) United States No.518819686 [Report] >>518819814 >>518820086 >>518820971 >>518824221
>>518814619 (OP)
Can someone QRD on that cake idiom? Why can't you eat the cake when you have it?
Anonymous (ID: cwQOueCV) Canada No.518819801 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
i worked with a romanian who always used to say "how you get to heaven with a dick in the ass? is not possible."
only now do i really know what it means
Anonymous (ID: XcqIx6ns) Bulgaria No.518819814 [Report] >>518820107
>>518819686

You eat it and it's gone. You can't have it anymore, as it's already in your belly. You can't look at it anymore either.
Anonymous (ID: MGIgy2Bq) No.518819893 [Report] >>518820461
>>518818497
Judeo-Christianity is homophobic, cares about child mutilation, and slavery. Talmudic Judaism is a perversion of Christianity, the Synagogue of Satan, the descendants of Gomorrah.
Anonymous (ID: cwQOueCV) Canada No.518819926 [Report]
>>518819277
>>518819377
check
how did you do that? back to back!
Anonymous (ID: zEntkKrp) France No.518820018 [Report] >>518820400
>>518814619 (OP)
Bulgar became the word bugger in English, because they love having dicks up their asses that much.
Anonymous (ID: GoGZZ2nC) United States No.518820086 [Report]
>>518819686
You cant eat the cake and also take the cake home with you to eat later.
Anonymous (ID: zf7X0Dn/) United States No.518820106 [Report]
i've watched a lot of russian porn and ive never seen a girl take a dick in the vag
Anonymous (ID: tOHH1PRD) United States No.518820107 [Report]
>>518819814
That's so fucking dumb but thanks. English is retarded.
Anonymous (ID: KIMi3Use) Canada No.518820230 [Report]
>>518818085
Guess you'll have to get on board
Anonymous (ID: OREZKEhA) Australia No.518820342 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
Because we're the most honest people in the world when it comes to understanding the nature of man.
When you live sandwiched between every major empire and have been used by them from proxy wars you can use pattern recognition to spot the similarities between what seems like utterly diometrically opposed entities.

And they're all gay faggots acting like they're not gay faggots.
The Catholics, the Muslims, the Jews, the Italians, the Anglos, the Turks, the Germans, the Russians, the Africans; gay faggots acting like everyone else is the gayer faggot.
Anonymous (ID: nx1wWl5t) Bulgaria No.518820400 [Report] >>518820502
>>518820018
that's papist smear propaganda against the bogomils (cathars) because calling them heretics didn't work
Anonymous (ID: rGQy+9MH) United States No.518820461 [Report]
>>518819893
>hiding the balding head
Anonymous (ID: OREZKEhA) Australia No.518820502 [Report]
>>518820400
And the Bogomil heresy was "Don't build temples and churches, your body is the Temple of God"

Diet and exercise is heresy to the Catholics.
Anonymous (ID: JSUl926Q) United States No.518820971 [Report] >>518821253
>>518819686
"Have" is in the biblical sense
Anonymous (ID: fHevyZcc) United States No.518821253 [Report]
>>518820971
That's like saying you can't have time because it's passed anyway.
Anonymous (ID: vycZ90cU) United States No.518821926 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
>Vulgarians
Anonymous (ID: Cuv6MjLe) United States No.518823604 [Report]
>>518815518
Not a real thing. Grow up.
Anonymous (ID: 45wn45oe) Poland No.518824221 [Report] >>518826791 >>518827077
>>518819686
>Can someone QRD on that cake idiom? Why can't you eat the cake when you have it?
the idiom is misrepresented because people are stupid
the proper idiom is
>you can't EAT your cake and HAVE IT TOO
meaning you can either eat your cake or keep it
meaning decisions are hard, yo
Anonymous (ID: 1DFiwQBt) Russian Federation No.518824836 [Report]
Бaзa. In Russian it's "you can't both eat a a fish and sit on a cock".
Anonymous (ID: 8dduRD6G) No.518826513 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
и pыбкy cъecть и нa хyй cecть
Anonymous (ID: P7Md1rQB) United States No.518826791 [Report]
>>518824221
Because they are the only people who can actually make sense of the world.

Westerners are so full of themselves, their culture, their ideas, their reality that they cannot even begin to understand the world around them.
Anonymous (ID: CzvrpMR5) Germany No.518827077 [Report]
>>518824221
das ist reight, mein polnish freind
Anonymous (ID: DMt7RU6m) Canada No.518827482 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
>nigger in the woodpile
>nigger calling the kettle black
Anonymous (ID: 0yamVFaC) United Kingdom No.518828374 [Report] >>518830160
Why are Bulgarians homophobic but simultaneously partake in oil wrestling?
Anonymous (ID: pPpjWsdL) Italy No.518828441 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
Kek
Based
Anonymous (ID: isAwz5+p) United States No.518828859 [Report]
>>518814619 (OP)
faggots btfo
Anonymous (ID: jDZbPE23) No.518830160 [Report]
>>518828374
Why are brits nationalistic yet gave away their nation to browns?