Thread 518840297

You gotta' start eating this slop before it goes bankrupt. The share holders got monkey-fisted by new money financing, new bonds. Oh, well. Eat a onions-cricket burger to feel better..
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/beyond-meat-crashes-debt-swap-plan-fake-food-trend-goes-bust

>>518840297 (OP)
Mmm... lab chemicals and cellulose.

Department of Defense has stepped up to the plate with funding for fake meat! Saints be PRAISED!

>>518840297 (OP)
But it makes me constipated

>>518840297 (OP)
It has been so entertaining watching so many of these things collapse after usaid was cut. It really was the case that they were forcing all this shit on everyone. I shudder to imagine just what they had in store for us if their plans actually succeeded.

>>518840297 (OP)

..söy-cricket burger..

>>518840336
Wait until you find how how many additives and chemicals are put in the feed given to livestock

>>518840336
Except for the sunflower+canola oils and maltodextrin, those ingredients are fine.
It astounds me that they just couldn't use olive or avocado oil and have a viable healthy product.

>>518840336
It's all plant crap. Nothing lab made.

Too smart for you. Eat your corpses.

>>518840581
You think it's fine to put indigestible filler like cellulose in food you sell to people for money?

Have fun figuring out worm infestations too.

>>518840619
Ok, I'll just go out and harvest my maltodextrin berries then.

>>518840336
it's a weird mix of good ingredients, e.g. pea protein, coconut oil, nutritional yeast, beet juice, and really horrible ingredients, e.g. canola oil, sunflower oil, all the other cancerous shit.

>>518840406
it's department of war, chud
don't deadname

>>518840476
I think we'll see a lot more things collapse. It's only the shakiest stuff that's toppling right now. Organizations and companies running on a tight budget. Soon, though, the penny pinching liberal organizations will run dry too and their own liberal supporters and founders won't cough up a penny to save them. Because it was always a grift from the start.

>>518840297 (OP)
isnt this how you grow groypers?

>>518840297 (OP)
How many years is this company going bankrupt? I feel like I heard this forever ago.

>>518840297 (OP)
I just threw two brat patties on a hundred year old skillet my great grandma used, you can't fake this feelz with sheboon cancer tumor slop op, gonna be tasty.

>>518840729
Synthetic vs derivative.

>>518840798
Vitamins and nutrients aren't cancerous at all.
Can't say the same about literal parasites though.

Lazy town did an episode on this slop
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NA4y5eCosi0
It's super processed garbage that was overpriced already.

>>518840902
Go out and get me some maltodextrin, acetic, succinic or ascorbic acid without using a chemical process. For that matter, do the same with a lot of those oils. Or the methylcellulose.

Come off it, you vegan retard. All that shit is made in industrial lab type processes.

>>518840569

how about a squirrel burger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqo_GbzCjmg

>>518840297 (OP)
Those garloids were definitely mishandled. Look how small and shrivelled they are. Overcrowded tank and contaminated water most likely.

>>518840889
Last year after it was clear it was flopping, investors declined a new round of funding to increase production capacity. But they weren't actually going out of business then. They did secure some cash to maintain operations, evidently that is running out now too.

>>518840406

Trump kicks out the fake men/women but load up on fake meat? Trump will be every US farmer/rancher wet dream.. troops need real calories..etc..get those cows to market..

>>518840476
there are simply too many people in america to feed with fresh and organic ingredients so most Americans are now condemned to subsist mainly on simple carbs and vegetable oils.
i assume this got funded by tax money in an attempt to provide an alternative cheap protein source.

>>518841139
Well, it tastes like cardboard, so it was pretty obvious it wasn't going to last.

>>518840297 (OP)
I don't see why people whine about this
Yeah I want to eat something that tastes
like meat that is made of plants
I don't want to support factory farms

>>518841229
The new funding was secured last year, for this year. Trump didn't give 'em a penny.

Most brutal 5 year chart ever

>>518840336
i don't know a word and that makes me scared

>>518840297 (OP)
those garloids are severly dehydrated

>>518840297 (OP)
zerohedge is a retardslop fake site

>>518841110
now those garloids look great

it looks like the dick of a guy who is in the middle of doing his tax

>>518840569
>not eating grass fed beef and corn fed chicken
yikes! do amerisharts really?

>>518840476
OMG peas!!!!!! they wanted to sell PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and no, the other stuff isn't scary either)

>>518843466
Give me your opinion on putting cellulose in a "sausage"?

>>518843920
i don't know, it's probably in a lot of vegetables? filled wine leaves are great too, they must have cellulose.

>>518845309
Cellulose is basically sawdust. No, you won't find cellulose as an ingredient in most plant based food. They add sawdust to it. What do you think about that?

>>518840297 (OP)
I remember during the early days of covid, the entire refrigerated food section was stripped bare except for the vegan food section with full shelves. Even people hoarding for the end of the world wouldn't subject their families to this slop.

>>518841289
>there are simply too many people in america to feed with fresh and organic ingredients
This is literally just untrue, it would be remarkably simple with the smallest trickle of government initiative, it's just that farming is a loss-making business and the Jewish overlords prefer to watch you eat garbage.

>>518840297 (OP)
just make your own version of this plant pretend garbage at home, my sister does it all the time with actual edible digestible ingredients.

>uhhh i dont have time muh hustle and bustle

Then buy a fucking burger nigger god fuck

>>518846130
Hoarder are usually retarded so vegan options dont really cross their mind. Not saying vegans are smarter but theyre not the kind of mouthbreather who bought tons of meat and tp for nothing at all

>>518846472
What is even the point of trying to emulate meat when you're a veganfaggot? Ok, so you're this soi and you love plants and only want to eat plants. Just eat fucking plants then, why do you have to jump through all these hoops to pretend you're eating a sausage?

>>518840297 (OP)
But how's it taste though?

>>518845416
i'm skeptical sawdust is a good comparison

>>518846650
It's a perfect comparison, because sawdust is almost pure cellulose.

>>518841110
Damn, I miss having them fresh. We have some river garloids around here, but they're not the same. I miss that salty splash when you get a nice big mouthful.

>>518846527
I don't think vegans even like that shit. Plantmaxxing is their whole aesthetic. Also, I'm pretty sure ferrous sulfate will make anything taste enough like meat.

>>518846852
Who buys this garbage then?

>>518846931
Middle aged white women (fat) and their balding numale slaves.

>>518840297 (OP)
Beyond is very tasty, but the problem is it's the most expensive faux meat brand. I always buy it on discount

>>518840297 (OP)
They just need to start marketing those to FtM trannies and whores trying to reform.

>>518847043
But why? To pretend to be vegan? I don't get it.

>>518847284
White women are retarded. Tv said beyond good, save planet.

>>518847398
What if I made something like... "environment bread" or something... and it's just regular bread only with 50% sawdust. Think I could market that on jewtube ads or something? How do I get into this jewry?

>>518846689
still not sure why i should hate cellulose, why should i be against something just because something else contains it

>>518843440
No they eat factory farmed slop and then make arguments as if they hunt wild cow with a bow and arrow. They're just fat retards who want to justify doing what they already do.

>>518840297 (OP)
why their fake meat looks like a old mans wrinkly dick?

>>518847806
If I sold you bread, but I mixed up my bread with concrete as a filler, would you be happy with my bread product that I'm selling to you?

>>518840297 (OP)
Damn, which one of sold your penis for estradiol pills?

>>518847925
Needs further study.

Remember this shit only stayed around so long because large investors like Gates bribed the grocery stores into giving it prime locations instead of dumping it all in the back of the frozen food secrion.

>>518848475
It's sort of sad. That guy probably thought he was being funny. He probably didn't know he lives in clown world, where reality is more bizarre than satire.

>>518847925
cellulose is in plants, concrete isn't

>>518840569
Wait until you taste a liquid shit blasted outta my dirty rotten asshole.

>>518846527
Mushrooms exist and they taste good, they are fat a meaty like my cock

They need to make it super cheap for a while. If it is a good product, they can risk the loss to gain repeat customers.

>>518840650
>You think it's fine to put indigestible filler like cellulose in food you sell to people for money?
It's an anti caking agent, its probably used to keep the surface from looking slimy

>>518843440
Have you seen the ingredients for American food? It's like 80% additives deemed unfit for human consumption in the rest of the world. They fucking love processed shit. If it doesn't come in a square cardboard box, wrapped in plastic, aluminium can, or plastic bottle, they won't consume it.

>>518846527
The common argument is that vegans refrain from eating meat on ethical grounds, because they disagree with industrial livestock farming and/or the effects it has on the climate, or just think killing something for your meal is wrong, but not always because they actually dislike the taste of meat. That group of vegan is fairly large, and so they seek ways to emulate the meat experience as closely as possible while sticking to their ethics.

>>518840297 (OP)
Vegans
>Meat eaters are disgusting. You do know broccoli contains more protein than beef and none of the saturated fat. You can also get all of your b vitamins from legumes and nutritional yeast
Vegans in realty
>OMG that tastes just like real sausage, are there any seitan steaks left? Pass me another slice of vegan pepperoni pizza waarrghh

>>518846552
Just like grandma made...your dads dick

>>518843920
>Cellulose is the most abundant organic polymer on Earth, forming the main structural component of plant cell walls. It is an indigestible carbohydrate for humans, but it functions as a vital dietary fiber that aids digestion and can be used in various industrial and food products as a thickener, stabilizer, or bulking agent. Its structure is a long chain of glucose molecules
Fucking sick... the fags are putting molecules in our goddamn food. Why can't a guy just grill?

>>518840619
enjoy the stupendous amount of sodium and added cholestrol leading to a stroke
>but its muh natural product
maybe try eating coal next time

a vegetarian fren eats this soi fake meat garbage maybe 5 packs a week, he's been eating it for over 20years. He spent over 9 months in hospital for the last 5 years. his health is fucked and he still pretends like all wokish faggots, thats its not his diet because "how can I be wrong about this?" he still eats about 10 serving per week

>>518840297 (OP)
Don't worry. You don't have to start eating it. I work on the industry and we been hiding onions in place of meat for almost 30 years.
This includes your raw ground meat that's labeled beef only.

Brother. You already been eating it your entire life, it's just a matter of wether your ready to hear it.

>>518852602
So do you
>>518852618

>>518840297 (OP)
Factory farmed garloids. Disgusting. Domestic garloids in general really. Theres not a single garlod outside the wild who milk is worth the squeeze. Garbage breeding practices result in garbage garloids.

>>518840336
why not just go the extra step and start selling corpse starch at this point?

>>518852649
so do I what?
don't bothering answering given you're a huge imbecile anyway

>>518841054
Damn I first watched this in like 2008 lmao

>>518840297 (OP)
Everything food related that muh heckin science tries to simulate is either a functional or economic failure that gets a bunch of retard silicon valley faggots all riled up about. A decade ago it was fucking vertical farming. Coconut husks as substrate and water. So basically a multi billion dollar tech rush to learn that all you can grow is unimaginably expensive lettuce that can't travel well. Try growing sweet potatoes or garlic or something calorically dense without dirt and see how it goes

>>518852253
Salt is good for you retard, and can't be overdosed unless you eat like 100x the amount you usually eat.

>>518853092
You been eating onions since you sucked it out of a bottle.
Don't ask if you don't want an answer.
Trump fucked those kids

>>518853092
My dad spent his life filling your mom's fat ass with oil instead of butter and my life's work is to make you more onions than boy.

I raise my own food so it's literally not my problem.

>>518854460
Are you all genuinely retarded?

>>518840336
Aaaaa not chemicals!

>>518843920
If they didn't add structure it would be a smear of garbage instead of a tube of marginally chewable garbage.

>>518852618
>You don't have to start eating it. I work on the industry and we been hiding
Gee, I wonder why nobody accepts beef imports from the US anymore.

>>518854763
>asking ai
You're certainly retarded.

>>518852618
Oh no, is that delusional gloating I hear?
And no, I did not call you a jeet.

>>518840336
Notice how they hide the preservatives - to maintain something, flvour, color etc.

The capitalists are full of shit scammers and liars.

>>518841229
Troops are the slaves sent to be killed in a war.
Fake.meat is the least you can do them. They are slaves. Disposable slaves.
But the ruling class of the military, it is something else.
https://dl.depot.4d2.org/MLHkWYL6IPJc.mp4

Enjoy capitalism!

>>518855506
Enjoy capitalism - the system of masters and slaves!

>>518840336
>Seed oils and acid
I would literally and unironically kill myself before eating this Jewslop

>>518840569
The livestock has to be healthy.
Without Chemicals and antibiotics, you might get this.

It is a nasty, evil, cruel world out there.

>>518847044
I have a theory that it's just a money-grubbing operation.
Meat is expensive and vegetables are cheap.
They make fake meat out of cheap vegetables, then price it higher than meat.
They virtue-signal how moral their expensive vegetable-meat is and sell it to normies.

It's the ETF of food.

>>518855677
You will eat it and you will be happy!
By 2035 all meat will be banned in EU. Only fake meat made out of bugs flour and grinded trees, cellulose and onions with tons of chemical binders , preservatives, oil, coconut oil, and flavourners.

>>518850979
>cellulose is in plants
It's made from wood. It is used in wrappers. It's the same clear plastic stuff they wrap cigarette packets and other items in.

>>518840336
They put bamboo cellulose in many meat ready to be baked products as well.
They sell you wood for a meat.
The capitalists have no decency.
They will sell you fecal shit for meat if they lobby. Enough for it and make the state allow it.

The capitalism has made the state to create a safety God inspection.
Imagine the made the food to be dangerous so they now have to have safety food inspection.
Enjoy greed, enjoy capitalism!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzqRLk3htek

>>518855895
>I have a theory that it's just a money-grubbing operation.
Of course it is.
Profit is what drives capitalism forward!
To create a Newmarket , new demand.
Vegans are paid shills that are used by the capitalists who own that industry of artificial food, to do the psyop operation and create that demand artificially, under the disguise of saving animals and not be cruel.
It is a perfect psyop that benefits the new industry, market of capitalism - artificial food.

>>518843920
>Give me your opinion on putting cellulose in a "sausage"?
Bon appétit.

>>518856270
I forgot to tell you.

ENJOY CAPITALISM!

>>518854763
ChatGPT is outright lying to you. 34g-68g would be the actual lethal dose, so let's be really generous and say you're a lightweight who dies at 34g.

You want to eat less than 5g a day, so you need to eat about 7x more than is sensible to die. Someone with a healthy diet will be eating less than 3g a day, so yes, 10x.

>>518856292
They do it in sausage made out of meat, beef, pork and so on.
I think they do it to make it bigger. And sell you cellulose for meat.
They use bamboo cellusole in particular. Maybe when bamboo gets expensive , they will switch to pine.

>>518856341
To die from 6 spoons of salt. Impossible.
That search engine chat gpt had been coded wrong.
No one dies from 6 spoons of salt if he is healthy

>>518856341
No shit. It's a ai, it's probably talking about injecting it or something.
Salt isn't bad for you, you need it. But your leaving out half the information

Our food is so full of sodium that you could probably love your entire life refusing to ever use salt and still have too high a diet on sodium.

It's not bad for you, but it's not good for you. It's needed in specific quantities to literally live, but you imbalance that on either direction and your kinda fucked.

I was just being a dick because your leaving out important Information to try to push your own pro salt agenda.

I'm salt agnostic. You apparently own stocks in Milton or something.

It was a good laugh when all the food shelves were cleared as covid hit, except for the vegan section.

>>518856485
Do it.
Chase it with some Gatorade please.

>>518843105
I know of absolutely no one that eats that slop. Perfect example of a meme stock kept alive by greentards and shitlibs

>>518856572
I do not want to drink like gallon of water and sit pissing all day till all the salt is out of my system. No point.

>>518849213

Its a shoop.

>>518856292
It's not on the sausage. It's on the cheap spices as a anticaking agent and filled.

It's basically fine particle saw dust. It's in every single ground spice wether it's listed or not.
The filler inside the sausage is onions, you can't get cellulose on high enough quantity without ruining the mouth feel of the product if you used it as a sausage filler rather than a spice filler. Wait till you find out how iced frozen flavored piled byproduct is made.

Profit is king. Capitalism is king.

>>518856553
>Our food is so full of sodium
It is not.
It is full of sodium ions and sodium chloride ions.
You eat the metal sodium, you will die.

>>518856737
New phone and it doesn't like saying in for some reason.

>>518856747
Your right.

Your food. Not my food.
I raise my own and don't pump it full of salt water.

>>518840814
back in the covid times when panic buyers bought stores out the only thing that remained was beyond meat and other vegan slop it is the most astroturfed food ever to be created

>>518840336
What is modified starch?
I see it everywhere, but if it would be starch it should just say starch.
What is modified starch?

>>518856841
It is made our of potato's, I think, nor from wheat or corn.

>>518856944
I know what starch is.
I mean what is modified starch, what process is used and what does it create?

Also remember everytime they use starch in a product, it's to replace a oil or fat.
Is there starch in your product, you are getting scammed.

>>518857017
Here is an example.
Look at the ingredients on your yoghurt package.
You would be surprised.

>>518856651
You won't do it cause you will die coward.

>>518840297 (OP)
Every vegan slop that tries to imitate meat tastes horrible.

>>518840336
CELLULOSE FROM BAMBOO

>>518840569
So, it's still better than this fucking shit slop caca poopoo

>>518841054
THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR TAILGATE PARTY I BROUGHT YOU SQUIRREL SALAD THEY DO NOT SPLIT THE HOOF OR CHEW THE CUD

>>518840297 (OP)
Think they've pulled out of our commie tier grocery stores. There was a big push 4-5 years ago, but it never sold.

>>518840297 (OP)
I'm allergic to the proteins of all legumes including onions. I can't eat onions protein isolate. Anything with even a little legume protein in such as pea protein, onions protein, etc. I simply can't eat it so a ton of the premade garbage is not stuff I can eat.

>>518855895
> I have a theory that it's just a money-grubbing operation
It is. Invoke muh carbon tax and ethics to reduce meat production in order to create scarcity and raise prices. Then you fill in the gap with cheaply sourced plant derivative which yields more output per land area than farms. Keeping large quantities of plants in stock is overall easier than meat or milk products. And like they can make animal food or pates from meat waste, they can make “almond milk” and similar from plant waste.

>>518859810
The USSR food was actually top quality, now you can have something like that only in premium supermarket chains.

>>518860035
So just raise your own meat
What's the problem?

>>518860113
IKR?
It was such quality everyone would stand in long lines for half a day just to get some of that sovjet slop bread.

>>518856651
A salt flush can be performed by putting 1 Tbsp salt in a quart of water and drinking it. It causes rapid explosive diarrhea.

>>518860116
I do. But what they are very zealous about stock cullings to say “pig plague” that “just randomly” appears in an area.

>>518860258
Fuck off, communist.

>>518840297 (OP)
>vegans often find meat disgusting and dont want to replicate it
>meat eaters find fake meat disgusting
it was a weird product to begin with.

>>518860365
Dumb fuck pathological psychotic vatnigger

>>518840476
>>518843466
>>518843920
Highly processed peas, please. Made with highly processed sneed oils. For the price of normal meat to add to the injury. Like what's the point of fake slop meat if it costs the same as normal meat? People would consider buying it if it was like at least quarter of the price considering how cheaply it's made.
Who is this fake meat shit for if it can't even compete price wise? It's like fake Gucci bag for the price of a real one, what's the fucking point?
True vegans are really small amount of people. They gotta think about average consoomer.

>>518848624
At my grocery store it was in a position that was a perfect high traffica area on a corner, but the store always had 2 pallets of vegetables in front of it so it was a short dead end with nothing interesting

>>518840569
>meaningless statement
What the fuck do you mean by additives? Cotton seeds? What do you mean by chemicals? Water is a chemical. Do you know anything about meat production or are you just repeating meaningless black pilled vegan bullshit, you ignorant faggot?

>>518840297 (OP)
Most vegans eat home made food, not industrially produced vegan food.
Meat eaters eat more s o y than vegans as it is used as a filler in processed meat products. Some meat sausages are 60% s o y.

>>518856758
No. You’re just a larping jeet. Your phone didn’t mix up in for on. That was all you because that is how all of you type. jeets are the easiest people to tell online for how poor their understanding of the English language is. Also, just the worst at insults and banter. The fucking Taliban can banter and come across as more personable and human than and jeet. Even jews can banter sometimes and have humor. jeets did give us trains hard job, and for that, I won’t hate them if they stop spreading outside of their contaminant zones. Pagan worshiping faggots.

>>518860461
Your toilet cleaning flag worships McDonalds and gets a hard-on once someone's mentioning the USSR. You don't know shit beyond your propaganda scary stories, you probably haven't even born when the Union existed but you're such a fucking expert.

The USSR economy was shit but she didn't do Jewish cost optimisation like everyone does now for goyslop and the food and booze was really top tier objectively, unless you're a batshit crazy Pole NPC.

>>518840336
And yet, the "goyslop" beat out even grass fed beef in people's health outcomes in an 8 week trial. Chuds btfo'd again

> We aimed to compare the effect of consuming plant-based alternative meat (Plant) as opposed to animal meat (Animal) on health factors. The primary outcome was fasting serum trimethylamine-N-oxide (TMAO). Secondary outcomes included fasting insulin-like growth factor 1, lipids, glucose, insulin, blood pressure, and weight.
> Among generally healthy adults, contrasting Plant with Animal intake, while keeping all other dietary components similar, the Plant products improved several cardiovascular disease risk factors, including TMAO; there were no adverse effects on risk factors from the Plant products.This trial was registered at clinicaltrials.gov as NCT03718988.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32780794/

>>518860035
Peas, onions, rice etc, 10 different ingredients that need their own farms vs having some cows eat some grass, you can see why they are so expensive.

>>518840297 (OP)
I like it but they stopped selling it, it was more about profit instead of ethics in the end.

>>518840297 (OP)
looks like a penis, yum!

>>518861614
>a study of 36 elderly obese elderly women they asked to change one food item out a couple times a day with no actual controls or monitoring for a few weeks

>>518862803
No, it was student athletes, with many controls in place

>>518840569
Surprisingly little honestly.

>>518840814
Anon it was never a "grift". It was a money laundering scheme aimed at forcing a Communist takeover, whatever the hell that means.

>>518855895
>I have a theory that selling products is an attempt to make money
Holy fucking shit we've got Sherlock Holmes himself in this thread.

>>518840297 (OP)
I steal premium meat, cured cheese and smoked ham. This doesn't affect me.