Thread 518844042

Alright, it's late.
Who's name are you writing down? You can't write Trumps name, Trump gave it to ya.

>>518844042 (OP)
Dinesh D'Souza.

>>518844042 (OP)
hello there fbi agent, i see that you're working late today.

>>518844042 (OP)
Take a piece of it and affix it to an Executive Order where it is to be signed.

>>518844042 (OP)
>100 influential and famous niggers
>100 influential and famous jews
>100 influential and famous muslims

It's a beginning

Write my own name - cause of death: struck by large asteroid

>>518844694
You're the Death to America schizo aren't you? How about I write your name down tough guy?

>>518844694
Based

>>518844694
Large is subjective. Large enough to just kill you doesn't do us any good.

>>518844042 (OP)
All jew names, can guarantee even the made up ones will work

>>518844042 (OP)
I'd just use it as a joke book
That way my jokes will kill

>>518844042 (OP)
>TikTokers
>former Viners turned Youtubers
>The Paul Brothers
>Pyrocynical
>Political griftubers (Destiny, HasanAbi, Tectone, Nux_Taku, Kirsche, Leaflit, breadtube, Con inc.)
>Most furry Youtubers
>Animated storytime Youtubers
>AIslop jeets
>Every creator who's unironically called themselves an "influencer"
>Jessie Gender

>>518845494
Sounds like your dumb ass needs to spend less time getting worked up over YouTube videos. 18+

>>518845707
I just want my old internet back.

>>518845801
I don't care.

>>518844042 (OP)
I would just go on Wikipedia and start looking up jews and women in business and politics. Then I'd go on the state bar websites and writing down all the names that sound like they could be jews or women.

Luigi Mangione as I look at the face of the killer who shot the healthcare CEO.
Nothing happen, wow because it wasn't him. Too much interfetterance with the forensics I guess.

>>518844042 (OP)
Adam

>>518844042 (OP)
None. Whoever writes in the Deathnote loses their soul. No corrupt politician getting snuffed is worth losing your essence.

>>518845494
>>Most furry Youtubers
What's wrong with furries? I stand in solidarity with them as a brony.

>>518844042 (OP)
Worst shit ever is knowing I will not get to see Oasis gig cause some faggot thinks that i'll do some crazy shit or kill myself. Honestly this kind of pathetic thing is the reason why you people are still stuck with monkeys.

>>518846039
>monkeys
Hah, takes one to know one.

Couldn't you like use it so set your own death for like when you are 120yo or something

>>518846128
impossible death conditions default to heart attack

>>518846026
I don't have an issue with furries, just the ones who are Youtubers.

>>518844042 (OP)
Billions must die but I'm too lazy write down all those names.

Instead I'll just write down all the names for known nuclear engineers and such and watch the planet turn into a waste land as the niggers and tards take over the powerplants.

>>518846264
That's interesting to test religious.

>>518846352
Religion*

monster and vagabond are infinitely better mangs

>>518846481
Vagabond is like #2 best manga but Monster moved too slow for me.

>>518846537
have you watched zippang and 12 kingdoms? a bit nieche and out of the demo

>>518844042 (OP)
I'd use the book to just write down any leftist on the media talking about politics or going against what I believe and I'd write down all the names of women that appear on television or the internet even if they're echoing what I believe.

>>518846632
I would write vishnu and hanuman in it the hindu demon gods.

>>518846622
Hell no, haven't watched anime since Space Dandy.

>>518844042 (OP)
My own, you can decide the time it happens in the serie so you can extend your life with it and give yourself money and whatever you want lmao

>>518844042 (OP)

cdu linke spd greens

>>518846767
zippang is about a japanese carrier time traveling to the battle of midway
12 kingdoms is nominally targeted at gals but it is a novel introduction in asian mythos and canon, with novel tropes I learned the concept of the mandate of heaven from it

very alien moral system, interesting, engaging and long story

>>518844042 (OP)
Trump is not a Shinigami. Therefore you're telling me that he simply gave me his Death Note like a fucking moron. There's no reason that I can't write down is name. So, I choose:

Donald John Trump by cardiac arrest due to painful violent unstoppable diarrhea and loss of bladder control on camera during a live event.

>>518847233
RESPECT THE RULES YOU FILTH!

>>518847233
>Trump is not a Shinigami
Oh really, what makes you so certain? To be kept alive and active at his age doesn't implicate supernatural powers to you?

>>518844042 (OP)
My ex immediate superior. That fat loathsome cunt tried getting me to quit and even tried getting me fired in multiple occasions. Well I'm rid of that bullshit now. Good fucking riddance.

>>518844042 (OP)
I write down all 1.4 billion names of every pajeet

>>518847440
normies are cute with their normie ideas

>>518844042 (OP)
the secretary of defense, cause of death heart attack from the exertion after getting all the nukes launched

>>518847349
Still being alive at age 79 is no great feat in the 21st century. And I've seen plenty of people 79+ who are more "active" than him.

I'm sorry. It's too late. His name has been written. He will shit and piss himself to death in front of the entire world.

>>518846002
who came up with that rule? if its magic and it works then it isnt magic

>>518846002

Agreed. I would not fuck around with that, I would keep it locked away in a safe for power.

I would definitely grow the balls to make a deal for the shinigami eyes, unlike pussy light who thought he was too smart to keep his lifespan and got caught in the second episode.

>>518844042 (OP)
Charlie Kirk: public execution
Dude is such a faggot. 31 years old and goes to argue with kids who don't even have fully formed political ideas. I hope somebody does something about it.

>>518844042 (OP)
Abrahamic compartmentalized belief system, Abrahamic God.